Wednesday, April 30, 2014

"How Dare They Attack Our Godgiven Right To Be Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bonny shoals of herring.

And now Ray Bradbury joins the ranks of authors Muir's "homaged".  I suspect he'd find it less than flattering.  But then Ray was always an odd man...

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

"It HAS To Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I had wings like Noah's dove, I'd fly up the river to the one I love.

Yes.  The fact that so many Republicans are facing legal troubles HAS to be the result of evil plotting.  It can't be the result of a party whose philosophy that government is the problem makes its members even more likely to engage in corrupt practices when in power, and prone to see themselves as above the law, which creates more problems.  Nope.  I mean, sure, when Democrats are facing problems, it's proof of their party's lack of moral fiber and danger to these United States--but Republicans?  Nah, just a plot.  Just a plot.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Two Different Demonstrations Of Awfulness.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's the laying in the ground that's long.

And here we see Muir treating Damon's awfulness as if it was lovable, and him treating his paranoid theories as if they were fact.

Fun times.  Fun times.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

"It Confuses Me Therefore It's Meaningless!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they could no longer there.

Ahh, the same fine grasp of issues that had Muir praising the Iraqi War for years...

Thursday, April 24, 2014

"Pfft. Should Have Named Him After Reagan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with mango.  For flavor.

And now another reminder that Jan is one of THOSE people...  even if she is one of the good ones, who generally can be counted on to support real Murikans.

You know, it says something that "liberal" and "Hispanic" are pretty much interchangeable in Muir's inner vocabulary.  With both being synonyms for "other".

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

"They're, Like, Totally Oppressing Me, Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tabasco Habanero.  It's a Jamaican-style sauce.

Muir screams about the police state.  In the comic strip he publishes online.

You know, somehow the jerks who used to beat up the hippies have now acquired all the hippies' worse traits, while remaining the vile bastards they always were at heart.  Thus becoming something new and terrible.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Sunday, April 20, 2014

"And The Version We Thought Up After Huffing Paint Shall Become The Accepted Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because farfarnu.

Yeah, why do people pick on you guys?  You're just a bunch of government-hating, gun-hoarding nuts who regularly break the law.  Upstanding citizens, all the way.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

"Yeah... Diplomatic Immunity Really, REALLY Doesn't Work Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

And Zed responds to his "unjust persecution"--ONCE AGAIN--with the very sort of actions he's being "unjustly persecuted" for.  But hey--he's a good guy, and that makes it right by default.

Friday, April 18, 2014

"Thank God That We Have Ultrapowerful Connections..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddler.

You know, moments like this, Muir's absolute failure as an artist hits you.  With years of work, he's created a lousy strip with small cast of loathsome characters who don't make any sense. 

Thursday, April 17, 2014

"Real Heroes Abuse Their Connections And Hide Behind Legal Loopholes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shampoo.

Ahh.  Yes.  Muir's All-American hero can mock authority... thanks to his connection to a shadowy, wealthy South American.

You know--in fiction, that's usually a... villain thing.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

"It's Like There's Some Kind Of System To What They're Doing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ahhh-oooo yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does Zed imagine that because he showed up they should have cancelled the raid?  Instead of this being a simple way of quite possibly having the dangerous government sniper who's been known to treat the law as something for other people out of the way when you raid his place?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"Our Righteous War Against Our Own Government Shall Continue With Many Glorious Victories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wowie Zowie, you're so neat!

So the guys who came with all the rifles, and threatened to kill people?  Not terrorists. 

Just so you knew.

"So, It Doesn't Count, Because We Think Someone Is Cheating!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sinookas.

So clearly the only solution was for a horde of militias to converge on the area, so that the federal agents had to back off or risk the damn thing turning into Waco with cattle.  Because that what you do when you have justice on your side.  Appeal to force.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

"Flag On The Moon! How'd It Get There?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because maybe we could all learn a thing or two from those sandwiches.

Some times, the crazy around the latest Right Wing Issue of the Day flies so thick it subsumes the actual issue.

Friday, April 11, 2014

"And They're Tracking You By YOUR FILLINGS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cream cheese.

Let the crazy paranoia be unleashed so that Muir can indulge in a bit of ridiculous machismo through Captain Mitty, and whine about how persecuted he is from a position of more or less complete security. 

And let us all enjoy some of the worst drawn action scenes imaginable.  Because you know--they are coming.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

"Time To Move To The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because directed by Akira Kurosawa.

You know, in the face of the crazy paranoia, I'm going to focus on that central panel of Zed that is one of the fugliest things Muir has ever done.

I mean... damn.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

"Yep, Just Showing My Vast Expertise On Foreign Policy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crazy eye.

One reaches a point where one realizes that the crazy in this strip is so great that its commentary on current events has become  utterly nonsensical because it is completely out of joint with the world as it actually exists...

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

"And Naturally, We Of The Right Had Nothing To Do With This..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Season 3.

Muir seems to have mixed up Mal and the Operative.

But then, he also seems to have mixed up modern America (which I will add does have numerous civil rights issues that have cropped up in the pursuit of 'security')  and an actual police state.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

"It's So Cool That He Threatens People Like That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was the fish.

Muir applauds a man as loony as he is for talking shit, as he goes through the usual 'everyone else is intolerant for not applauding our intolerance.'

Saturday, April 5, 2014

"And Naturally, I Fail To See The Irony In All This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the gael.

So in the other words, you're a sociopathic bastard because they made you act like one, as a response to your previous sociopathic bastardry.  Got it.

Friday, April 4, 2014

"They Also Worship The Devil Over There! And Poison Our Wells!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because investigation of a citizen above suspicion.

The danger of creating a bubble around yourself is that everyone not in the bubble starts looking worse and worse to you.

Which tends to result in you making the bubble ever thicker, and ever smaller...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

And Abbot And Costello Turn In Their Graves...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's that guy!

Well, given Muir's track record, I think we can safely place all that as 'stuff that definitely won't happen'.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

"And I Naturally Have No Response To That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in lost Caracosa.

And here we see Jan doing her important job of showing that liberals can only agree with whatever crazy charge Muir brings up.

Remember folks, Liberal Jan speaks for imaginary liberals everywhere in the DbD universe!