Thursday, March 31, 2016

"Ha Ha Ha! My Fantasy Of Physical Harm Coming To Those Who Disagree With Me Is Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Land of Hope and Glory.

So, remind me again of how is it that people who disagree with Muir are fascists?

Because, I'm not seeing that...

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Kinda... Missed The Joke..

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because twitchy.

Ha ha.  A bull is apparently going to kill and/or severely harm some people who dare to have differing opinions of Muir.

Ha ha.

And of course, this strip gets worse when you consider what just happened to a protester at a Trump rally...

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

"Ha Ha! Some Lefties Are Gonna Get Trampled By A Bull! HA HA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what kind of acronym is H.A.R.M.?

Should we start playing Yakety Sax, now?  Or will Benny Hill's lawyers be kept at bay?

Monday, March 28, 2016

"Those Evil Liberals! Thinking That Rights Apply To Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because paper horn.

Remember when the Tea Party doing stuff like this was good?

But that was white conservatives.  They have more rights than other people.  And better rights too!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

"And Look! There Goes A Narwhal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep it rolling.

So... Muir thinks we need to elect Clinton then?

That... being the point of Scylla and Charybdis.  It was better to risk Scylla, and lose a few men, then risk Charybdis, and lose the entire ship.

Or is this just another symptom of my actually knowing about things, and Muir merely having a vague knowledge of them?

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Friday, March 25, 2016

"Yeah, I Totally Get Texas..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Black Tulip.

This strip reads like a whiskey-induced fever dream, sometimes.

Probably because that what goes into writing it...

Thursday, March 24, 2016

"Damn You For Not Being Crazy Enough!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because William of Orange.

The most noxious gathering of smug assholes since Tony Robbins hosted a firewalk.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

"We Have Such An Amazing Grasp Of The Issues!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Account of a Haunting.

Sometimes, the nuttiness of this strip heads into the surreal.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

"Barbed Wire Will Heal Our Souls!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flagrant.




And next, they shall get out their drums, and beat on them, for they are men.

Monday, March 21, 2016

They Know Their Own.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Amphibians.

I think we've just figured out Trump's appeal.  Guys like Muir realize he's one of them.  Only... sort of successful.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Friday, March 18, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

"They're All Blustery! That Means They're Tough!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Flanders.

I think, aside from a fine example of Muir's irritating sexual politics, this is the finest display that Muir has no idea what the dynamics of the actual race are that we've seen.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

"So, Yeah, They're The Evil Nazis! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gossamer.

And as Muir continues to insist a Jewish man is a Nazi-backer, he likewise doesn't see how being part of a mass movement calling for ethnic cleansing might just make some people see you as... well, fascist-adjacent.  It's always the other guys.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

"Don't Know Much About Any Damn Thing..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fairy door.

As Muir advertises his utter whackadoodle crazy to the world, let's note that he is bullish on Trump again.  Even as he continues to have no idea what actually happened in the Russian Revolution.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

And Now He's Trying To Kill The Eagles.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's cooler than being cool?

And Muir finally gets around to attacking Sanders.  And does so in the sloppiest, stupidest manner possible.  Complete with an attack on his imaginary California.

Friday, March 11, 2016

"They're Corrupt Because They Tell Us What To Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cushions.

Right!  They just want to start a business that serves food, but not have any regulation on it at all.  What's the harm in that?

Thursday, March 10, 2016

"He Is Totally Like This! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamps.

And remember, the fact that imaginary Obama is comic book supervillain is why we need to get rid of those lines that keep away military rule. Yep.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

"This Is How Things Work In This Crazy Alternate Universe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a real poncho or a Sears' poncho?


Muir gets so much wrong in this strip that it would be easier to list what he gets right.

Which is nothing. 

So let's move on.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

"He Was A Martyr, A Child-Abusing, Cop Threatening Martyr!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because young man, when you're short on your dough, you can stay there.

And let's just ignore the fact that Fincum was shot by the Oregon State Police.  Or that the whole standoff wound up being a showcase for how Sovereign Citizens and their ilk are pretty much a bunch of feckless bullying shit-talkers, who cave when the tables turn on them.  Because you see, that doesn't matter.  The point is, the government should always give into these people, because they have special rights, and when you treat them as if they were just ordinary criminals, you make them feel bad.

Monday, March 7, 2016

"This Is Totally What Happened!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sea shells.

And weeks after the Bundys collapsed in fail, Muir goes back to them, hoping that this way he can avoid the crazy loser stink.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

"Yes, Clearly This Is All Good And Righteous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire escape.

And Muir achieves epic levels of racism and incoherence, all at once, as he establishes that his characters are clearly the victims of oppression by the evil authorities, even though the law is of course, willing to look the other way on their activities.

I suppose it's sorta like the A-Team, only stupider.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Wait... Wait... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frederick II.

I will move on from the arrogant ignorant bigotry to note that this is virtually the same strip as yesterdays.  To the point of eeriness.

Friday, March 4, 2016

"It's VERY Scientific!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunny day.

Only Muir could think having characters talking like Tom Buchanan is a sign of their righteousness...

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

"Yes, This Is A Real Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coriander.

Hey, let's say something that makes our foes look awful is a general rule, even though it isn't!  That'll prove our point!

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

"We KNOW They Are Evil And Corrupt, And Cannot Be Trusted!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two things that have not rested in the earth.

I get the impression Muir is less bullish about Trump at the moment.