"They Are Pathetic And Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because can you pass a Rorschach test?

Imagine going through life thinking your team's losses were wins.

If you did, you'd be Chris Muir.

"Ha Ha! They Are Evil And Ineffectual!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because smoked almonds.

...

I see this state of affairs has not dented Muir's wit the least.

"Clearly, This Is A Tale For These Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cardamon.

The family's preoccupation with Skye hooking up during an era of quarantine and social distancing is... well, something.

"We'll Just Force Those Who Mock Us To Devour Their Own Livers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Berlin Alexanderplatz.

...

It's "Racism, as tackled by a racist old white guy" part 1,950,703.

"It Helps To Be A Sociopath!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

If this fictional universe had any justice, they'd die of a combination of COVID-19 and food poisoning.

Yes, Folks, They're Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the gin sour is an underappreciated cocktail.

What, you were expecting them to learn something from all this? Have you been reading this strip at all?

"How Dare You? We're The Wrong Minority To Persecute!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because miso soup.

It says something that Muir's politics are so toxic that he has his characters respond to racism in... well, this fashion.

"Ha Ha! Once Again, Everything Is FINE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cat Branchman.

Much of the nation enters lockdown. Muir jokes about how Skye is a vegetarian who cannot get a man.

...

This is such an odd period for this strip.

"Let Me Be Awful To You, Sister!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because California Raspberry.

Muir's continued belief that Sam is the sympathetic sibling remains... well, something to behold.

"Yeah, This Is All Their Fault! That's The Ticket!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because purple bird house.

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It says something that Muir's delusion that coronavirus is the flu is arguably one of the things least wrong with this strip.

"So Much Showing The Libs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Clancy Brown.

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You know, fundamentally, we are watching a man's terror of death and his own mortality here.

"Ha Ha! We Sure Are Showing The Libs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because well, that happened.

...

You know, realizing that this is Muir's way of coping with the coronavirus doesn't change the fact that this is one weird and awkward strip.

"Y-You're More Popular Than Ever, Sir!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Wolf Hall.

Yep. All is well for his Trumpiness! Indubitably so!

This Is Reality! Really!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I had lips.

And now that Muir can no longer ignore the pandemic, he tries to spin this into a good thing for His Orange Nibs.

"R-Remember How T-Terrible Obama Was? Ha, That Was Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because miso soup.

Imagine being nostalgic for being a racist ass to the President instead of worrying about a potentially deadly illness.

If that was you, you'd be Muir.

"Ha Ha! This Is Truly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because club sandwich.

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After years of insisting that society is collapsing, it's amazing to watch Muir treat a genuine crisis as if it wasn't happening, to focus on this shit.

"They're All Crazy! Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because

And of course, Muir has not thought what declaring that a group of minority women he disagrees with insane looks like.

 Or that One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is on the side of the inmates.

"Ha Ha! Those Wacky Fools!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because life has come a long way since yesterday.

As we continue to mock last month's news today, let's note that Skye has apparently not moved or even changed her position since yesterday's strip.

"This Is Clearly The Important Thing To Talk About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused.

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Watching Muir bury his head ever deeper into the sand is... something, all right.

"Isn't It Great That Things Are Fine?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because two days ago.

It's kind of surreal watching Muir go through this weird all-American catch game as things go to hell.

"Come To My Hell Dimension Son!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's got everything I need, she's an artist, she don't look bad.

Man, it's tough to figure out who is drawn worse in that strip.

Or who's more nightmarish.

"My Child Is Amusing, Not Terrifying!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I go on daydreaming, though I'm really out of touch and the soldier lies forgotten in the keep.

...

The sitcom from hell rolls on.

"You're The Only Good Sort Of Liberal, Hon--The Kind That Believes Conservatives Are Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because me and room service are living in sin.

It's always fun watching the hivemind pretend it doesn't exist.

"The Richest State In The Country Is Actually Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because under the lilacs.

Muir's eternal fantasy of being the put-upon pillar of the nation who is leeched off by the decadent left instead of a cancerous wart leeching off those he despises rears its head again.

"Ha Ha! They Are Our Inferiors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because voices you might hear appear and disappear.

It's almost amazing, how he never actually deals with the Democratic candidates. Just crude caricatures of them.

"Just Keep Taking It, Bloomberg!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rabbit season.

...

Because of course, one should double down on this joke. Of course one should.

"Take That Michael Bloomberg! Take That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why not.

Muir's keeping up with current events, I see.

"Thank God We Have That Kleptocrat To Stand Up For The Little Guy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because error page.

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The saddest thing about Muir's populism is how shallow it is.

"Doesn't She Get I'm Above The Law?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because strings of yellow tears drip from black wire fears in the meadow.

The amazing thing is that Muir clearly doesn't realize what he's saying here.

Pseudoscience, And Crappy Drawings! What's Not To Love?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the blues run the games.

Well, at least he has new picture of Javier.

*shudders*

"Ha Ha! Biden Is Old And Delusional! Ha Ha!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Boker's Bitters.

...The irony, it burns.