Thursday, June 30, 2022

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Now, Who Does Muir Have Running The Sinister Conspiracy This Time?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aeneas.

It says something that even when real problems happen, Muir can always find some imaginary ones to terrify him.

As he humps his guns.

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

They Hold Us Back... Somehow.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sir Gawaine and the Green Knight.

Yes, I'm sure a collection of the poorest states in the Union and two of the shakier rich ones would do amazing on their own.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Impure! Impure! Stone The Heretic!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

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That's a lot of awful packed into one strip. Still, let's enjoy Muir demonstrating his keen love of individualism... by declaring that a man who has varied his opinion just a tad from Muir's deserves to have violence visited upon him.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Muir's For The Liberty Of Individuals! Provided They're Heterosexual White Men.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Letter From an Unknown Woman.

The most amusing thing about this strip--albeit in a horrible way--is that Muir spouts his bullshit about 'liberty' and then sort of ignores that he's reveling people losing theirs, or in some cases having it denied from birth. But then Muir doesn't want liberty, he wants license to impose his will on others. If we don't let him be a tyrant, then we're the real tyrants he whines, once again.

Fascists have a limited playlist, and the tunes don't get better with age.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Sam's Politics Are Closer To Alexander Stephens' Cornerstone Speech.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because levitating lovers.

Remember, insisting elections where you don't win don't count is just like the Founding Fathers and not like another bunch of people in American history who tried secession.

Friday, June 24, 2022

It Worked So Well Last Time.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because at least not today.

A reminder that no, Texas can't secede, and that actually most of the red states are parasitically living off the blue ones, not the other way around.

He get's more nakedly treasonous each year while somehow imagining that he's draping himself in the flag. 

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Let's Just Soak In The Hideous Irony.

 It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Aggies.

He's accusing others of pedophilia with the fictional girls who he aged up, but not really to use as eye candy.

Yup.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Obvious Twin Joke Launched.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because grenadine.

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You know, somehow this thing just gets creepier the longer you think about it.

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

"Killing The Planet Is The Only Way To Do Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm not the sheriff.

 Every now and then Muir reminds you that he isn't just stupid and evil, but he's proud of that fact, to the point where he now believes that being smart and good are lies, and his stupidity and evil are proof of how clever and virtuous he is.

Monday, June 20, 2022

She Asks The Questions Angry Old Men And Shouty Wine Moms Want To.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Liquore Strega.

Well, now we know that Muir drives in between holing himself up in his house and drawing terrible cartoons in whatever gated community in central Florida he lives in.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

And Then He Got On His Dinosaur Calvary.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Donderbach.

It's hard to say if Zed's understanding of the past or his ancestor's understanding of the future is the more distorted.

Of course, as this is apparently a fictitious version of him, probably the former. But who knows how the rules work in the DbDverse, other than they usually don't.

Saturday, June 18, 2022

The Part Of Zed's Ancestor Will Now Be Played By Matt Barry In My Head. For The Laughs.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hollow earth.

It's funny how when a reactionary raves about the past when things were Better, and Men were Men, you inevitably wind up thinking they'd have lasted about a month there if they were lucky.

Friday, June 17, 2022

And That's Why They Need Automatic Weapons To Shoot Up People They Don't Like.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wear your love like heaven.

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I mean, the Founding Fathers copped to being an insurrection. They felt--for very good reasons--that theirs was a justified insurrection, but they didn't try to claim that akshully they were just showing up to let their voices be heard, and then the evil forces of antifa staged a false flag.

Thursday, June 16, 2022

For Truly, Ever Have The Rednecks Ruled Over This Nation!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because La Ronde.

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There is something so damned pathetic about Muir's imaginings, a man desperately trying to project his hideous culture into a past where it would be seen as just as awful as it is now, if not always for the same reasons.

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

"Have I Mentioned How Manly And Awesome My Ancestors Were?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sam Spade was a blonde Mephistopheles.

 It's kind of been fascinating watching Zed's Captain Mitty status travel back up the family tree. Doubtless we'll be hearing about Lt. General Hezekiah Ezekiel Brommel Owens who fought for Texas in the Civil War War of Northern Aggression, one of these days. 

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Shooting People Is The Answer!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bay seasoning.

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He says shit like this as mass shootings happen. Because the problem isn't guns to Muir. It isn't even people dying. It's that this shit isn't directed, isn't being done for the grand purpose of putting our redneck rightful masters in control.

Monday, June 13, 2022

Charming As Always.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Satan's Claw.

Ahh, an ineptly launched attempt to intimidate or possibly murder an elderly Jewish Holocaust survivor because... *handwave*.

Muir's ability to always take a worse moral stance sure is something.

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Ha Ha! He Sure Is Showing Her!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because being the praetorian prefect came with great perks, but the job security, well, it wasn't good.

You know this is a dense strip, just not the way Muir wants it to be. In between the usual 'Youse da Nazis" bullshit, and declarations of esoteric victory, we see Muir's ongoing collapse into sovereign citizen nuttery, and another example of the ever shifting cast of the loyal and true, where a man can be named a heretic one day, and then have his orthodoxy affirmed the next. 

Saturday, June 11, 2022

She Is Loathsome, Because Muir Says She Is.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because give me a sign.

As we watch Muir toss out more pedo accusations and misogyny, let's point out that the rise of Sam to the county council, which was painted as the only way to keep this woman out of power, has seen not only public harassment tactics like this, but also a great deal of illegal and seditious activity as Muir creates his imaginary fascist state that he thinks it's not fascist.

Friday, June 10, 2022

How Long Can She Eat That Damn Sandwich?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Krazy Kat.

This has been an entire week of one strip, essentially, given with mild variations and ever more incomprehensible nutter gobbledygook for dialogue.

It's an accomplishment, of a sort.

Thursday, June 9, 2022

More Static Shots And Stupid Gloating.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ruler of the roast.

The fact that Muir's turned one dull, unpleasant conversation into nearly a week's worth of terrible strips, all horribly blocked, says so much about this comic, doesn't it?


Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Remember, She's A County Chairwoman!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because dill pickle.

Muir is really reveling in imaginary victories against idiot caricatures of those he imagines to be his enemies.

Monday, June 6, 2022

Sunday, June 5, 2022

I Await His Declaration That Lizard People Are Behind It All.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the New York Yanks.

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It takes a special kind of fascist to constantly accuse your opponents of being Nazis while you insist that Nazi policies are the answers to our ills.

Friday, June 3, 2022

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Somehow, He Continues To Be Baffled By Her Bullshit.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Laugh'O'Gram.

And it just continues. Sam's nonsense arguments are treated as instawins by straw men so weak, they can't stand up in a mild breeze.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Losing The Fight Against An Opponent Who Isn't Even Fighting Back.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flee flea.

Muir's so caught in his own little delusional cycle that he acts as if the mere attempt to get the cast to follow the law is self-refuting. It makes sense only to fellow members of the Sovereign Citizen woo, and then only because they want it to. To anyone else, it looks like Sam just said 'nu-uh!' to someone pointing out the flaw in her plan, and the person just backed down for no reason.