Tuesday, November 30, 2010

"They Hatessss Ussss!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Caracalla!

Right. Right. Palin is such a representative of the average American woman. Right. Who is persecuted by... the Left. Right.

I know it's only been a day, but I haven't used it for a while, and really, that one just asked for it.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Wow! Only Fourteen Pages!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Yep, it's a shout-out to his interweb homies! This one's got an essay that demonstrates EVERYTHING--and proves that Obama's a despot. If by despot you mean--'president who backs healthcare'. Yep! And Muir's doing all his readers a favor by showing them where this brief, incisive essay is!

It's been a while since I showed... the picture. And now--now seems like a very good time to do it. So once again...

Oh, yeah. That really hit the spot.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A Relationship Based On Mutual Evil.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because glitter on the mattress!

So. Damon and his wife just mutually and crudely humiliated each other. In public. On a show.

Once again--I'm pretty sure Muir is single.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

And The Hits Just Keep Coming...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cheap Trick says goodnight.

Sometimes I wonder if you boiled this strip, would the sleaze finally fry off it...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

"Huh-huh-huh. Did I Just Score?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lost in a valley without my forces.

See, it's cool that Sam is good with machines, because she's hot.




God, I hate this damned strip.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

...I Thought He Was... Portuguese...?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mendozaaaaa!

Because, if he was, he'd probably be in... Portugual. Or, maybe... Brazil. Where they speak... Portuguese...

...Yeah. I have a better idea of the parameters of Muir's crappily-created, randomly assembled fictional universe then he does. Including of racist, idiotic side-characters like El Dorado Dad. Crap. I need help.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Right. Right.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dixieland Band!

Of course, the Democrats are completely clueless. What needs to be done is to allow all businesses to fail, and the social security net to collapse! Then, in the wave of freedom that is unleashed, America will find the answers it needs.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

"We're Never, Not Posing."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you don't know the Lost Skeleton of Cadavera. But you will. You WILL!



Oooh boy....


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

"Captain Mitty Is Soooo Handsome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hyacinth Bucket.



Bears with power tools! NOW! NOW!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

"I Love Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the more I see the less I know.

It occurs to me that I might care about these characters if they were actually characters.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

"Mars And Venus, Crappily Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mrs. Vanderbilt.

Yeah. *sighs*

The worst part is, Muir thinks this is amazing character development.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Hazy Recollections...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey ho.

"Yep. They're the... the ones... (hic) who totalled it. I mean--it's almost out of a ditch--it's battered---and--(hic) they're in the driver's seat. So it was them. Had to be. Now. We're back in control. And we're gonna DRIVE the hell out of it. DEREGULATION! TAX CUTS! WAR WITH IRAN! Wooohooo!"


"Why are we upside-down? (hic)"

Thursday, November 11, 2010

"Your Country Needs You, Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my wife sometimes forgets she's not an alien.

Gee, guess who's irreplacable?

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Completely Interchangable.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mistah Kottah! Mistah Kottah!

Sadly for Muir, this joke fails because his cast are ultimately little more than sock puppets for dispensing Fox News talking points, and can be switched more or less at will...

Monday, November 8, 2010

I Smell Captain Mitty Hijinks!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Masters, by CP Snow.

You know--the story of an elite government sniper readjusting to the effects of everyday life could actually be quite entertaining--either as a drama or a comedy.

I'm saying this because that's not what Captain Mitty storylines are. They are simply Muir's sad little wish fulfillment scenarios...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

"It's An Outrage! An Outrage!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Billy Jean is not my lover.

Yeah. Muir continues to show more concern about an untrue story about the price tag of Obama's trip to India then he ever showed about torture.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

She'll Probably Be Campaigning For Palin In the Future.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Baby's in black, and I'm feeling blue.

"Oh, Skye. Everyone knows true liberalism is for paranoid right-wing talking points!"

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Hypocrisy Is Oozing Off The Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scenes From Clerical Life.

Of course, protesting Obama from day 1--that was responsible. Because isalmocommufascism!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Meanwhile, Evil Obama Plots Evilly...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freight train!

So Muir unknowingly admits that for him, "American" means "nonhispanic white".

Good to know.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

And John Belushi Turns In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bookmark for instructions.

Translation: "We're the mouthpieces for a paranoid racist boomer twit, who doesn't know what the fuck communism and socialism are, and backs an ideology that would fuck up his life because he wants to feel like a special, special snowflake. Let's go vote for two years of incompetent evil so that we can screw up the nation, then bitch about how the people who clean up our messes are fucking things up. Because destroying America will make it great again. Somehow."

Monday, November 1, 2010