Thursday, December 31, 2015

"Get Off Of Our PROPER-TIE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because honey brandy.

And the plot circles around aimlessly, in the service of jokes that aren't funny.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Polka Dot. The Phrase Is Polka Dot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because MONTERONE!

Muir shows solidarity with his fellow bigot--through gross sexism.

The Right's a strange place, at times...

Monday, December 28, 2015

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Saturday, December 26, 2015

"See, She's A Pinup That Moves..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Band.

You know, when you think about it, at this point in their relationship, there is no reason for Russian Guyovitch to respond this way.  He knows these people, and he should have a good reason to understand why Zed would phrase it that way.

Friday, December 25, 2015

"Join The Collective! There Is No Hope!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it feels like Christmas.

And once again, Muir attempts to wrestle with wanting to hatefuck one of his creations.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

"Correct Them. They Are Demons From Hell!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cliffs.

Feel the faux-trage, folks.  Because remember--these are the Real Racists!

Monday, December 21, 2015

"Yeah! You're The Bad Guys Here! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamp.

I wonder if it will take Miami sinking into the sea before Muir finally acknowledges that he might be wrong here.

What am I saying?  If Miami sinks into the sea, Muir will find some way to blame the left for it.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

"No Picture, And Ripped Off Dialogue! CLASSIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George C. Scott.

...

The only reason none of the Pythons are turning in their graves is that only Graham Chapman is dead, and he's not buried.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

"They Aren't Breaking The Government, The Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phonograph.

That's the thing with crazy--you just have to keep upping the dosage, until eventually anyone who isn't demanding the Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't sufficiently pure.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

"This Is Clearly Horrible BECAUSE A Democrat Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piano.

...

Does Muir... just not get the irony of what he has just said?  Realize that what he is complaining about Roosevelt doing is very much his own stance in the present time?

Of course not.  He's an idiot.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

"They Should Just LET Us All Kill The Planet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me give me shock treatment.

Remember--the government making people do anything other then kill is bad.

And then they have to kill the right sort of people.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Saturday, December 12, 2015

John Hits The Earth's Core.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because linotype.

And here I always thought the point was that gun nuts are crazies with dangerous obsessions with proving their manhood. 

Or that John was talking about heroin use, no matter how much he protested otherwise.

Or maybe a little of both.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

"Yep! My Assassination Fantasy Is Utterly Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Fascinating isn't it, how Muir's endless declarations of government tyranny never seem to lead to any action that would prevent him from making the next declaration, isn't it?

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Interplay Of Sex, Paranoia, And Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was when she remembered she didn't have a dog.

So, Obama is secretly responsible for the massacre, which is a plan to get guns, and the Syrian refugees are going to be his evil Muslim army if we let them in.

Next up, his evil time-traveling assassination of Kennedy.

Which was done at Kennedy's behest--the liberals have been planning this out for ages!

Saturday, December 5, 2015

"And You Will Have Dinosaur Mounts, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flower vase.

You know, Russian Guyovitch is the one character you have to forgive his confused knowledge of American history.  Not only is he a foreigner, but he's learning things from this bunch...

Friday, December 4, 2015

"Cause That's What It's About! Violent Revolutions If We Get Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because those annoying cheesehead hats.

Astonishing that these supposed bastions of armed liberation never seem to use their guns for anything like that.

Well, except that one time they did and it didn't go very well...

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Sunday, November 29, 2015

"Yeah, I Have An Amazing Grip On The Administration's Foreign Policy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Scottish Borderers.

Wow.  Muir can't help but imagine that Obama and his staff are exactly the same sort of racist as he is. 

It's... kind of amazing the sheer amount of wrong in this strip...

Saturday, November 28, 2015

"More Proof That He's Vain And Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sky was overcast and black.

As opposed to Muir, who memorized the day... with bad cheesecake drawings.

Muir's tank must be running low at the moment...

I suspect it's the holidays.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

And The Laughs Never Start.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never eat the lutefisk.

The most amusing thing about this strip is that Muir imagines this is fascinating.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Ha... Ha...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cream of tartar.

...

...

So, apparently even Sam's best friend can imagine her essentially committing acts of prostitution. 

Sometime, this strip reminds you that it's about a bunch of loathsome sociopaths.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

"They Plot Against Us Constantly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snowfall.

I could focus on the dull, unremarkable joke, but instead, I will focus on the facts that Sam has apparent paralysis, and Jan's eyes have vanished in the third panel.

Reality is breaking down.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Thursday, November 19, 2015

"It's A What Do You Call It... Medaford!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big boy bomb.

And Muir's fictional scenario wherein all of his fears are absolutely justified--is an incoherent mess where his point is difficult to discern.

Sort of like Atlas Shrugged in comic form...

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

"That's Clearly The Evil Plot! CLEARLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lord said "Go to the devil."

And Muir shows his dauntless courage by accusing a mass of desperate refugees, many of them women and children, of being an evil army that wants to destroy Murica.

Cause it takes a brave man to be so thoroughly gutless.

Monday, November 16, 2015

"He's A Gay Commie Islamofascist, Is What He Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Napoleon.

And remember, this is proof that Muir is a brave Murican.

And not proof that Muir is a cowardly, hysterical bigot whose jingoism is about demanding violent action on others' part to serve as an easy answer for his own sense of powerlessness.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

"Crazy Evil Bigotry Is The Answer To Everything! Including Crazy Evil Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dead flies.

As usual, Muir comforts the victims of terror by telling them that he is contemplating more terror and bloodshed.

That he is always contemplating, but in this case, it would be in their honor.

Really.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

"Human Dignity Is A Commie Concern!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because copper roof.

And once again, we are forced to deal with a member of the Right having no idea what they are protesting actually means...

Friday, November 13, 2015

Thursday, November 12, 2015

"Also, You're Fired."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tornado warning.

Imaginary Trump is actually less cartoonish then Real Trump.  Who'd a thunk it?

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Sad Trumpet Music.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dog stares at you with sad eyes.

Oh, Russian Guyovitch.  Will you ever learn?

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"His Hair May Be Fake, But His Heart Is Real, And Filled With Holy Hate!"

It's the Day's Day of  Days!  Because church steeple.

Man, Muir's really kind of lost right now, isn't he?  He blew up his planned plots, and now... he's just spinning his wheels...

Monday, November 9, 2015

"With Black Beans! And A Nice Jug A Moonshine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Coeurl.

Of course, Zed is only kidding.  In reality, he's raising his girls with love and care in the compound, protected from the hideous anarchy outside...

Sunday, November 8, 2015

"I Get All My News Straight From God Beaming Into My Head!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ecce.

...

I'd say that Muir has no idea what the word "fascist" means, but that's always been so.

However, since he's calling George Soros a Nazi, it's clear that he has even LESS idea what that means...

Saturday, November 7, 2015

The Married Couple That Are Eternal Frat Boys. Both Of Them.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuco.

I want the doctor to say 'You know what?  Any potential complications are your own business.  See you losers."

Friday, November 6, 2015

"And Also A Shitload Of LGBT Protections, But That Doesn't Matter. BATHROOMS, PEOPLE! BATHROOMS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because children.

Actually, it was in Houston, but... never mind that.  Every victory against the evil forces of "not us" must be magnified.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

"Man, It's Great That I Can Never Be Bothered To Research Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Simon Bar Sinister.

White... Nick Fury...


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Nickfuryshield.jpg

Oh, well. At least it distracts of Damon being his usual awful self...

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

"This Totally How Things Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a box of Harlequin Romance novels.

Wow.  Now I'm reasonably sure Muir hasn't actually been anywhere near a hospital in some time...

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Monday, November 2, 2015

"Man, This Was A Great Idea!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amadan Dubh.

...

So now we have to sit through this... again.  Only mildly different.


Sunday, November 1, 2015

So It Was A Dream Within A Dream.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom boom boom boom.

...

So, it was all a dream.

Within a dream.

Now we just need a shot of butterfly, to make it all... perfectly ridiculous.

Chris Muir.  The man who paints himself into corners trying to get out of the corners he's previously painted himself into.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Friday, October 30, 2015

"Of Course, Zed Is Too Virtuous To Actually Screw Her--BUT He Could If He Wanted To!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg cup swivel chair.

And  several brands of Muir's crazyfail converge in one terrible strip.

Really, all it needed was for the cop to be a black Muslim to complete the madness.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

"This Is A Brilliant Idea!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ninja.

Apparently Muir now wants to hatefuck his own creation.

And doesn't see how this looks to any sane onlooker.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

"Those Fictional Jack-booted Thugs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Better Homes and Gardens.

Yes, what have these people done to deserve this?  Aside from regularly violate the law? And make arrangements with a foreign power to allow them to do this with imagined impunity?  And...

Yeah, the longer you look at Muir's protagonists the more you realize they're less patriotic everymen then sociopaths dabbling in treason.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

The Most Morbid Fan Shoutout Ever.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Austrians.

...Is that fire or... leaves, or what?

Monday, October 26, 2015

"Man, Time To Remind Everyone How Loathsome I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stuffed red chair.

Ahh, Skye.  Once again, you are the vehicle through which Muir's misogyny reaches the world...

Sunday, October 25, 2015

"It's Youse Guys Who Are Awful! Not Us! Never Us!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the nozzle.

As I stare at the naked hypocrisy of this, I have to ask, did Muir look into a mirror to get himself psyched to write this... thing?

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Friday, October 23, 2015

"Obamacare Means The Government Runs The Hospitals Now, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oxen.

And Muir's awful sexism blends with his vague understanding and yet fervent views on political matters to give us... this.

Shudder to behold it, people.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

This Would Be Touching If They Were Actual Characters...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World Book of Knowledge.

The juxtaposition of Zed's hamhock face and the bad cheesecake art of Sam give such a fine example of Muir's lack of talent in all its width and breadth...

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Drum Roll...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Balkanize me!

Yes, even when injured, Sam has time for bad political jokes...

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

"He's An Amusing Boy Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sit on it and rotate.

Well, at least Muir spared us another shot of his latest hellspawn's dead, eyeless face...

Monday, October 19, 2015

Sunday, October 18, 2015

"Heh! He's Nowhere Near As Manly As Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stuffed alligator.

Yeah, he's not out on the front line like Muir is!

In upper Florida.

Relying on repeated rumors and stories to keep his outrage up.

WOLVERINES!

And remember--even though the Dixiecrats essentially joined the Republicans en masse forty years ago... DOESN'T COUNT!  DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!  ALWAYS!  AND FOREVER!

Saturday, October 17, 2015

"Son, Automatic Weapons Are Much More Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's why they call me Frenchie.

Apparently Damon's son hit his teens while we weren't looking.  Soap opera aging.  So much fun.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

"She Is Totally DOOOOOMED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Philip Sousa.

I'm waiting for another strip praising the genius of Trump.  It will complete the Bizarro campaign universe...

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Monday, October 12, 2015

Thrill As NOTHING Happens!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Studebaker Dictator.

Yes, thrill at crude tracings of motionless cars, desperately attempting to produce an illusion of dynamic motion that Muir's pathetic skills cannot convey...

Sunday, October 11, 2015

"Toxic Masculinity, AHOY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because vents.

So Texan Dad is the source of his son's awful narcissism.  Good to know.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Friday, October 9, 2015

"Yeah, My Cast Has All Sorts Of Cool Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because magazine.

So, the point of this is to once again revel in all the neat possessions his imaginary friends have.  Woo.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

"Yep, He Personally Went There And Blew Them Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sabaton.

Yes, once again proving that there is no tragedy that Muir can't scream is proof that Obama is Satan.  Even one that involves his precious, beloved military.  And that his cast can never stop screaming that, even as they border on the comatose...

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

"This Is How I React To Friends In Trouble!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mist.

And as yet another false cliffhanger dies gasping, we consider that in the last picture, Damon's face has collapsed on itself, and his sunglasses have apparently devoured his eyes.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Crazier And With More Nudity!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because koss.

Muir's unwritten rule of storytelling--any story is an excuse to get his female characters naked, and some crazy incompetent attempt to assassinate  or arrest the cast.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Prolonging The DRAMA!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you bet your life.

I half expect to see Jon Lovitz pop out and declare "AHHH-CTING!" But then, I am not as young as I was.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Not Since The Death Of Daddy Warbuck Because They Reelected Roosevelt...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because one more night.

And so as we prepare for a further fakeout in this mangled metaphor, let us consider the clear evil of the Democratic plot to bring in the illegals to destroy the font of virtue that are Muir's racist, treason-supporting sociopaths.

Truly, they are the salt of the earth.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

"Awful Evil Immigrants! Causing Car Accidents Like That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because harmonium.

So... they should have just... plowed right through then?  Or something? 

Yeah, Muir's lost the thread as usual in all this. Frankly, the way Zed and Sam have lived their lives as sociopathic assholes for the entire run of the strip, if this is how they buy it, it borders on the poetic.  And if it turns into another one of his false cliffhangers, it'll just be another sloppy, pointless metaphor.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Thrilling Wonder Stories!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because portside.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something awful this way comes...

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

"Guilt By Exceedingly Tenative Association Is Totally A Valid Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shepherd's crook.

It's like watching a bad game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.  And one the Republicans really shouldn't play thanks to this handy dandy two stepper.

Jimmy Savile--Margaret Thatcher.

And let's not forget what happens when we add the Catholic Church hierarchy into the mix...

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

"My God! The JBS Was Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tea cups.

The paranoid lunacy is strong with this one.

Remember--a nation of 318 million is going to be overthrown by a few hundred thousand desperate refugees.

Because Islam.

Monday, September 28, 2015

"Yeah, We're The Defenders Of Truth And Righteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick.

No, Muir isn't shutting out the world because it's insisting on disagreeing it! He's doing it because he's encountered a HIGHER reality!

Sunday, September 27, 2015

"And This Article Explains Why It's Utterly Worthwhile To Doubt The Moon Landing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lorne Greene.

...This borders on self-parody.  This reminds me of the late Iraq days when Muir was stubbornly shutting his eyes, and declaring a secret victory that we, the uninitiated, simply could not comprehend.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

"We're Ignorant Bigots, And PROUD Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Homeric.

It says something that Muir thinks shit like demonstrates how awesome his asshole protagonists are...

Friday, September 25, 2015

"Which Is Another Way Of Saying He's A Sexist Asshat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china boot.

You honestly wonder if Muir's crazy buddies are flattered when he draws them like that.

Because we can all agree they shouldn't be...

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

A Grasp Of History Most Schizophrenics Would Envy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow sign.

Muir literally knows next to nothing about the Nazi Party.  Really.  He has no idea what he's talking about and so whatever stupidcrazy thing he reads on the Internet becomes his reality.

Monday, September 21, 2015

"They Are TOTALLY Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heterodox.

The guy salivating over the prospect of deporting all Mexicans--somehow--is declaring his opponents are Nazis.

Again.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

"Yeah, They Are So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tell me, did you you fall from a shooting star?

Ahh, this old canard.  Astonishing how Muir's utter manliness makes whining like this all right, isn't it?

Friday, September 18, 2015

Thursday, September 17, 2015

"I Use Words That Don't Mean What I Think They Do A LOT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edward IV.

Muir's "reason" being "crazy, bigoted assertions that make no sense".

But hey--he's showing his greatest enemy, the Republican Party.

GO MUIR!

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

"Stick With Your Hideous Racism, And Combine It With The Poor Are Vermin, And All Will Be Well."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pallid bust of Pallas.

You know, leaving aside this... misreading of Trump, a man who would rather eat glass then listen to criticism, let us once again gawk at the poverty of Muir's imagination, which continues to be dominated by sad wish-fulfillment scenarios, like possessing some strange mouthpiece that folks like Trump have to listen to.

And then let us stare at that awful Spanish.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

"El Dorado Dad Has Much Wisdom To Impart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because longhouse.

Where does El Dorado Dad's money come from, anyway?  Nothing we've seen suggests a particularly savvy wheeler-dealer, despite constant assurances of this fact...

Monday, September 14, 2015

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Drum Beat.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jolene, Jolene.

This makes the Dr. Goldfoot movies look like the epitome of good taste and sterling wit.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Sleazy Sitcom From Hell Commence!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green chair.

And then there are other times, when you think Muir is trying to create a hellish anti-humor strip to end the world...

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

"He Does Not Sufficiently Love The Troops!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters.

Yes.  Only Republicans love the troops.  Which they prove by starting massive wars, everywhere.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

"Yeah, Everyone To Our Left Is A MARXIST! And A Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china plate.

And Muir still doesn't know what Marxism actually is.  But hey--he doesn't need to know what lots of things are to hate and fear them, doesn't he?

Monday, September 7, 2015

"Yeah, She Has Literally Sold Her Soul To Satan! LITERALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who get's a unicorn tattoo?

Yes, doubtless Hillary is quaking in her boots against the astonishing credibility of Donald Trump.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

"He Fills Me With Hope. And Other Feelings, That Are Weird And Disturbing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a secret.

I think Muir is very confused right now.

Which is always the case, but this is the first time he is aware of being confused.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Friday, September 4, 2015

"This Is My Famous Trump Charm!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire escape routes.

So, did Trump LOSE Muir's favor by signing a non-binding pledge, or does he still carry it?

It's going to be amusing to see the answer.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

"Yep! This Is Clearly A Brilliant Line Of Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hatrack.

Because Muir never lets a chance to show off a particularly vomitous argument that actually damages himself.  Over and over again.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

"Yup. Durin' My Long Tenure As A Board Member Of The John Birch Society!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I am not a charitable foundation.

Well, it's good to see that Zed got his inability to properly define communism from his pa...

Monday, August 31, 2015

"Forgiveness. With Revenge."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dream police they're trying to arrest me, oh nooooo....

And this is proof of their moral superiority, apparently...

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

"This IS TOTALLY A BIG DEAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ich dien.

So, months upon months of Muir declaring that SOON we will see what a piece of pure evil Hillary is, followed by him either ignoring the whole affair, or screaming "conspiracy" after the whole affair dissolves into the ether...

Friday, August 28, 2015

"Cause She's Totally Going To Lose! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because downpressor man.

If you had any doubts Hillary was going to get the Democratic nomination, that should silence them, as Muir is consistently wrong.  To the point where his rare "stopped clock moments" involve being wrong on the fundamentals on closer examination...

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ninja!

The Republican strategy to get the women's vote--yell at them.

It's a towering achievement.

Well, it's a tower of something.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Sunday, August 23, 2015

And Ridley Scott Facepalms.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Playford.

This is going to be one fiercely delusional election season for Muir, isn't it?

Fun times ahead.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

"Man, It's Just Astonishing How Every Aspect Of Hilary Confirms Why She's An Evil Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Science Year!

And remember, before he starts explaining that the fact that she's blonde PROVES she's a Nazi--Damon is supposed to be very smart.

Friday, August 21, 2015

You Know This Isn't Going Anywhere Good...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because laughing Buddha.

...

Yeah, this seems to be heading towards another repugnant conclusion where Skye is once again declared to be "asking for it", even if that isn't actually stated...

Thursday, August 20, 2015

They'd Be Repulsive Even If They Were Well-Drawn...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ship to wreck.

And once again, Bob Marley has to watch a racist white dude appropriating his lyrics.

*sigh*

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

"Never Let A Joke DIE! NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshine almost always gets me high.

Clearly, this is an extraordinarily relevant gag...

Sunday, August 16, 2015

"And That Was Tremendously Relevent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because raccoon-cat.

I suspect this storyline, such as it was, was prolonged by the Trump surge.

Because, you can't expect Muir to give up jokes about a minor political scandal that happened years ago.  Can't be done.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

"Now We Will Know The Truth Of The Lizard People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Michaelangelo.

And so we prepare for something that will combine the humor of a bad '80s sitcom with the viewpoint of a John Bircher....


Monday, August 10, 2015

Sunday, August 9, 2015

"How Dare He Insult Our Greatest Champion EVAH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the young dudes.

...

I don't know what's funnier--Muir's new mancrush on Trump, or the sweet, sweet sounds of internecine Right Wing fighting...

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Monday, August 3, 2015

"I See No Irony In This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshiney day.

Muir painting himself as a champion for women, in characteristic cluelessness...

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Written For, By And Starring Angry Drunk White Guys.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because katydid.

Ahh, yes.  Because if you don't stand up for lion poachers now, they'll come after you when you poach a lion.  One of these days.

Just like they'll come after you when you make that million dollars.  Eventually.

Friday, July 31, 2015

"Dis Prove How Right Jus We Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jalapeno.

Yeah, he went there.  Because being a sociopath doesn't mean you can't be self-righteous.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

"This Is All So Astonishingly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because welcome to your gory bed, or to victory.

So, they invited him to serve as a punchline.  Happy to see they're admitting it.


Monday, July 27, 2015

"As Opposed To The GOP's Incredible Range Of Candidates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Book Page.

Once again, Muir uses his fake liberal to declare that she knows liberalism sucks, and is utterly not worth the effort.

It's like he's not even trying these days.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

"Let's Just Make Things Up! It'll Help Us Avoid Admitting We Make The World Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green.

So clearly the solution is to just get rid of the government, and allow the rule of armed white guys to begin!  It will be awesome, until the massacres start.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

"You Are All The Real Racists, And Nothing Is Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because notice to restrain from swimming.

...

...

You know, most people would at least have the sense to stop talking when they started sounding like an excerpt from The Turner Diaries...

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

"Yeah, Even We Admit We've Got Trouble Here..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the kiss.

I am waiting for Muir to comment on the great Trump... occurrence.  Simply because you just know it'll be one to remember...

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

"Ha! A Brilliant Convoluted Swipe At The Clintons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little wing.

I think even Muir isn't quite sure what he's going to accomplish with this storyline anymore...

Monday, July 20, 2015

"Clearly, This Justifies Shooting Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because golden kettle.

Why is it that despite their claims to supports Jews, when a Right-winger draws a Jewish man they don't like, it comes out as something from Goebbels Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda?  It's like they can't help themselves...

Saturday, July 18, 2015

"He Was Impure, After All."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because table. 

And Muir continues to be ignorant that Genghis Khan is the purported originator of that quote, but then... it's Muir.  What do you expect.

Friday, July 17, 2015

"Sexism and Transphobia UNITE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ticket, please.

Sometimes, I like to think that this entire strip is an extended drunken fantasy on the part of Zed.

Which, let's be honest, is pretty close to the truth.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

"So Says The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uncle Vanya.

It says something that Muir's strawmen version of Obama and his staff are constantly saying utterly absurd things that don't even operate on any internal logic whatsoever.  

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

"Aren't We Cutting Edge?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because belltower.

So... going on about a now irrelevant minor political scandal from the past...

...In an Austin Powers reference.

...

...

...

'Dated' doesn't begin to cover it.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

"Namedrop! Namedrop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because polycrylic.

Muir's limited skills as a tracer again render a purported homage into a sort of ghastly caricature...

Monday, July 13, 2015

"That's TOTALLY What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So, Muir doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about nuclear weapons.  Amongst everything else.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Enter The Vortex.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why have a lamp that you can't plug in?

I think his strip just vanished into a self-referential quagmire.  It's moments like this that you have to ask is Muir the present avatar of Nyarlathotep?  And if so, what can humanity do to save itself?

Saturday, July 11, 2015

"I'm Certain There's A Joke There. Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budai.

...I think even Muir has lost track of what he wants to do with this storyline.

Friday, July 10, 2015

How Timely And Relevant.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leg cramp.

And with that cagy mind behind it, this business endeavor is sure to be a success...

Or not.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

"Cause Not Being A Creep Makes You A Dirty Commie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because system shock.

Sometimes, Muir will just keep a plot going for no discernible reason.  It's... what he does.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

"We Are So, So Sophisticated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because taffy.

I like to imagine that that drink is some horrible blend of Jagermeister and vodka that imagines its being sophisticated.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

"This Is In No Way A Dangerous Business Model!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll mow it real quick.

Once again, we are left to assume there are a lot of badly-drawn breast enthusiast out there.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Sunday, July 5, 2015

"We'll Protect You From The Lizard-Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stop sign.

The worst news of their lives being that healthcare isn't dead, and that gays can marry.  Because when you're evil little shit, the fact that what you consider good is the pointless suffering of others tends to escape your notice.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

"Yeah! Down With The Occupying Power That Was Legally Elected By A Clear Majority! Twice! WOOO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because handprint.

Times like this, I am glad soccer isn't as popular here as it is abroad.  Because then Americans would have to deal with right wing salutes of soccer hooligans on top of all the other crap...

Friday, July 3, 2015

"They Just Keep Bugging Us About Our Racism, And Our Hypocrisy! It's NOT FAIR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because picture frame.

Oh, dear God.

They imagine they're "civil".

The people who always manage to equal and even exceed the character created to be as rude as possible--think they are "civil".

This is just sad.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

"We're Different! We're US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wolf Hall.

Yes.  It's very different.  They got it from a foreigner who they're sort of related to, who is involved in all sorts of illicit shenanigans.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

"Gasp! The Indignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sampo means flavor.

The Right's wound up like that resentful cousin at the family reunion, who hoards grudges, and will go into a lengthy speech about the time Jennifer used her shampooThe good stuff, that she paid extra for!

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

"Well--Exploitive, Anyway!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Garl Glittergold!

Yes, where will people be able to get terrible pin up art if this strip goes down?

I mean, aside from the rest of the internet...

Sunday, June 28, 2015

A Brilliant Idea That Will Surely Work!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because headphones.

Yes, it will doubtless be even more awesome than the last time the South tried an armed uprising.

...

Just try and forget how that went.

And what it was actually about.

And what this actually about.

And a whole lotta other things.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

"People Are Being Crybabies, The Awful Meanies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain.

Right, just because it's the flag of a bunch of secessionist slavocrats doesn't mean the rest of us should be offended by it.  Not supporting racist traitors is unAmerican!"

Friday, June 26, 2015

"He Must Be Part Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

"I've been reading rants that insist that this was a valid case, damn it, and the fact that this happens means that it's all a plot--A PLOT!"

Thursday, June 25, 2015

"Don't They Realize He's A Man-God?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pennywhistle.

Those kids.

Their faces are where nightmares are born.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

"Come On! MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Killer Klowns.

You can feel the panic on the page.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

"Need More Money! Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, look!

It says something that Muir thinks that a Sam Elliot clone saying cliches is an irresistible begging bowl.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

"How Dare He Suggest That SOMEHOW Gun Control Might Stop Things Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because better luck.

And Muir thinks its other people who are being tasteless about a white supremacist shooting up a historic black church.  Remember that.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Their Relationship Is Based On The Shared Bigotry They Do Not Acknowledge.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a seldom-used crab named Lucky.

It's moment's like these you remember that, yes, every cast member is a bigoted sociopath.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Monday, June 15, 2015

"Give Us Money! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brighton Rock.

I have a sudden urge to mutter something about 'market forces'...

Sunday, June 14, 2015

"Do We Ever Watch Movies? We Never Get Them Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cat's in the cream.

And summer movie season starts with Muir once again making bizarre, incomprehensible "parodies" that mash up his distorted memories of them with his distorted views on the political process to produce pure... madness.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

"We Need A Party That Doesn't Want To Do Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the tree is staring at me, and I know that is impossible.

I think this is a fine demonstration of how Muir now usually runs on a combination of contrarianism and creepy sexism.  With a big dose of racism thrown in from time to time, to keep him shouting at those clouds.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

"They Is So Unfair To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poleaxe.

Right--Muir's not a racist at all, because if he would, would he feature his imaginary black friend, hmmm?

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The Family That Fails Humanity Together...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.

I think it says something that Muir somehow imagines he's being funny here.  Discussing the actions of a fictional psychotic.  Approvingly.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"I'm Certain I Know What I'm Talking About, Based On My Superficial Reading Of The Situation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbrella.

I don't know... there's something quietly horrifying that Muir feels obligated to dress up his Yellow Peril racism with old-fashioned classical Chinese racism.

Monday, June 8, 2015

"Why Isn't He Just... Punching Them, Or Something?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Iron Man.

And Muir's answer to this vexing problem is... somehow insist that acting like an asshole will fix things.

Sunday, June 7, 2015

"Yeah! Dinosaur Hunting! MANWY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because catbus.

There is so much wrong with this, that figuring out where to start is impossible.  The Damon/Jan marriage.  The simultaneously ridiculous and lifeless fantasy.  The terrible, terrible art.  It's just all one tidal wave of awful.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

"It's... Vaguely Joke-Shaped..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

I think the longer campaign season is breaking Muir early.

And as he is already broken, the results aren't pretty.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Thursday, June 4, 2015

"Yes, I Am Opposed To This Thing I Supported For Most Of Bush's Terms Now."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

To be fair to Muir, he eventually cottoned to the fact that this might not be a good thing...

After roughly six years of mindless boosterism.

Of course, Muir's attitude about other policing problems demonstrate that the problem isn't the violation of civil rights--it's the perceived violation of Muir's civil rights.

And of course, Damon stays classy.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

"How Dare Someone Undermine My Perceptions Of Gender!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hoagie.

I think it says something that the now Caitlyn Jenner has more accomplishment in her life than Muir ever will.  Even as a star of an awful freaking reality show, damn it.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

"They're Just Like The Tsar! If The Tsar Were An Elected Representative, Which Means, Not Very."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mad magazine.

I think I've figured it out.  Muir hasn't been out of Florida for so long that he figures out how the rest of the nation is doing by looking at Florida, and then presuming that everything else is like that, but worse in the blue states, with the various paranoid conspiracy theories floating around serving as a bit of spice.

It saves him having to actually learn things.

Monday, June 1, 2015

"Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loup garou.

It's like every year Muir tries to make the fundraiser a bit tackier, and an even more dramatic demonstration of his weaknesses as an artist and writer. (Which is essentially that he's horrible at both.)  Frankly, this year might just be unsurpassable. We have at last hit peak-Muir begging.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Disturbing On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sidewhiskers.

...Muir's personal porn stash never fails to quietly horrify.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

"We Must Never Leave The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soap opera stars have weird faces.

I sometimes wonder how Muir figures these people are appealing.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

"I Am Confused, And Therefore Hostile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Iron King.

Yes, Muir.  Tell us about your imaginary sex life.  Brag about all the vigorous intercourse fake you has with his fake red-headed wife.  Just go on and on.
 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Sunday, May 24, 2015

"Never Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 100% recycled material.

The barking insanity that Right-wingers will produce to avoid acknowledging that the war in Iraq was a bad, bad idea can be downright astonishing at times.  I'm half expecting the Illuminati to show up next chapter.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

"He Is TOTALLY A Secret Muslim! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you've got a friend.

And the lesson is everyone who isn't a frothing lunatic is inferior, and a traitor.

Because they aren't dreaming about overthrowing the government, you see.

Friday, May 22, 2015

"We Shoulda Stuck With The Forever War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was back when things were rotten.

...

Muir really doesn't know shit about the history of Ancient Greece, which makes the horrible irony of what actually happened to Athens in the Second Persian War, (hint: it got a little messed up) and what actually happened AFTER it between Athens in Sparta (hint: they did not stay best friends forever) stand out even more.

So let's just enjoy watching the modern Right salute a society of murderous pederasts.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

"All I Ever Learned About History, I Learned From A Terrible Movie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I try to forget--you know memories--I'm still on the run, I'm begging on my knees.

The worst part is Muir has clearly forgotten the actual plot of 300.

Monday, May 18, 2015

"Because I Am SO A Black Guy, And Democrats Are So The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tyrone Power, Jr.

Yes, Muir's Imaginary Black Friend knows it's black people's own fault for not seeing the Republicans are their real friends, who will show it to them by destroying all the horrible Democratic civil rights legislation!  Because then there will be equality!

Sunday, May 17, 2015

"It'll Be Just Like The Nasty Sexist Parts Of The Sixties Never Ended!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Public Enemy #1.

I'd say Ian Fleming would be proud, but honestly this would have even him rolling his eyes...

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

"And That's Why Trains Are Stupid, And Nothing Is Ever Our Fault, Ever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rocket packs are a bad idea all around.

And that's why they keep Skye around--she's the weakest straw liberal imaginable, easily foiled by the most pathetic of arguments...

POSTSCRIPT--And now, the awful fact that the latest Mad Max film isn't manly enough for him has Muir screaming.  Delightful.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

"Especially When You Cut Up And Mangle Their Words!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a pot of coffee.

Man, this is just like all those other times that liberals made people change their behavior!  Like when they invaded the South, because the South didn't quite agree with a presidential election result, and announced they were seceding!  Those evil liberal fascists!   Why can't they ever leave us alone?

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

"We'll Totally Kick Their Team's Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, I talked about it.

Sometimes, you just wish that the jihadists on both sides could be locked into a sealed room...

Sunday, May 10, 2015

It's Just Like The Nazis! Only No, Not Really.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edinburgh.

There is something skin-crawling about Muir using his "Jewish" character to confirm that we are totally putting on the Reich here, even as the bogeyman of George Soros is dragged out, to confirm that evil subversive... Europeans *wink, wink* are working to undermine us.  It's the display of the creepy philosemitic skin that the Right has taken to wrapping its antisemitism in.  The creepiest bit is that some of it is sincere--Muir, like many American Rightists seems to fetishize those aspects of Israel that represent the most profound failure of the old Zionistic dream. 

Because Herzl and company did not envision a world that involved the Jews, after getting their homeland, being involved in a forever war with the Muslims of the Middle East.

Quite the opposite, actually.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

"Damn Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ivory Coast.

The fun part of it is, he thinks all this shows how much of a patriotic Murican he is.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Conversations From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because presumably creosote.

And Russian Guyovitch continues to be more likeable than anybody else in the cast! Which continues to be a very, very low bar.

Monday, May 4, 2015

"Man, They Are Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blueberryspicehead.

Moments like this, I'm left hoping Republicans don't retake the White House for the seventeen years.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

"Dey's Commie Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because more cowbell.

Remember, when you're one of America's collection of small militant jingoists whose "loyalty" to the nation is actually a sort of egotistical self-regard, the disastrous wars you supported blowing up on the US is NEVER your fault.  It's always those weak others, who have stabbed the nation in the back.

And are Islamocommufascists.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Friday, May 1, 2015

"Try The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kipling.


I think I'm turning into a Snark.  Suddenly, I'm looking very grave at a pun.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

"How Are Racist Asswipes Responsible For Anything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Semper Augustus.

Remember--there are no deep-rooted problems in our society, except the ones that result in stupid people trying to mess with perfection.

"Perfection" meaning the USA in the 1950s.  As these losers imagine it.  Not the pesky real 1950s.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

They're Creepy, And They're Kooky...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because asbestos man.

Remember--even if something demonstrates a large part of Muir's worldview is false--that his slavish liberal media is... well, not exactly slavishly liberal... it doesn't count.  And really proves that Muir is even more right.

And also, enjoy the sexism!  Oodles of sexism!

Monday, April 20, 2015

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Thursday, April 16, 2015

"These... These Are Jokes, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Battle of Anghiari.

Sometimes, Muir loses even his theoretical track of his subjects.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

"The Cast Must All Be Brought Back Together! It Is In The Prophecy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

Amazing, isn't it, how no matter how Muir tries to expand his fictional world, it always comes collapsing back together, as if the whole thing is caught in the event horizon of the black hole that is his lack of talent...

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

"She's An Assassin, AND A Chef!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because babe, I'm leaving.

It's amazing that Muir's cast is so boring, when you get down to it.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Cue Canned Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little gnomes stay in their holes.

Ahh, and we're back to the sitcom from hell. "Can a family raise their children in a compound?"