Thursday, December 30, 2021

The Endless Self-Conceit And Self-Deceit Of Chris Muir.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath.

The amusing bit of Muir's lunatic repetition of how the left are the hysterical ones dying in droves because they won't accept reality, not him, NOT HIM, is that he seems to vaguely realize the scenario he's outlined makes no sense, before deciding on the latest bit of pseudologic that lets him ignore the contradictions. The Republicans might be doing something similar in the real world, but there's an actual logic to it--letting the base indulge its love of conspiracy and superiority may get a lot of Republican voters killed, but it will excite the remaining ones enough to more than make up for it.


Wednesday, December 29, 2021

"They Fear Our Unvarnished Muricanism!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because obstacle course.

As I've noted before, Muir's growing racism and fascism has been joined by a constant glorification of the most vulgar and braindead manifestations of white rural culture. The rednecks are superior, and their love of trucknuts prove it, and things like that. There's a genuine decadence there, that you so often see amongst reactionaries. It's not about knowing about the past, it's about imagining that you'd be better off there.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Monday, December 27, 2021

Real Things That Are Absolutely Happening.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll buy that for a dollar.

The funny thing about all this is how well it illustrates Muir's ongoing degeneration. Any call to civic duty is tyranny and commufascism.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

When Muir Says 'Tis the Season' Things Get Creepy.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because caviar.

Let us remember on this special day Murican Jesus, who's never asked his followers to sacrifice anything or do anything that they didn't already want to.

Friday, December 24, 2021

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Biden. Both A Stalinist, And A Distracted Puppet.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look at fish.

The funny thing is how we just watched Muir spend four years depicting the Trump administration as a well-oiled machine even as pieces fell off and Muir found himself unpersoning guys he'd been depicting as loyal servants days earlier.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Homophobia Is Right And Proper!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chopin.

It's always interesting how Muir's Democrats always have his views on social matters, and are essentially only pretending to sympathize with minorities. Because like every bigot, Muir thinks that his views aren't just views, they're facts.

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Remember, The Decadent Mixed-Race Homosexual Filth Are Also Nazis.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because penny blood.

You know, it's clearer and clearer that Muir and the penny gallery only diss Nazis, and accuse the Democrats and the Left of being Nazis, because they were raised to think of Nazis as bad.

Cause, that's their political beliefs. They're Nazis.

Monday, December 20, 2021

The Puppet King Wants To Eliminate Us, And Other Fairy Tales!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know.

Because wanting people to be vaccinated against a deadly plague is JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST! MASKS ARE EVIL! This has to be the case because the little bubble Muir is in tells him so, and it's never wrong. At least not in a way that he can't just his eyes and ignore the evidence.

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Until now.

Sunday, December 19, 2021

The Cities Are Anarchy! Impure! Impure!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who do you love?

Muir is the embodiment of white flight, in all its bitter cowardice and deep stupidity hiding behind a mask of toughness and talk of civilization.

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Yup, He Has No Kids.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because are you ready to bake?

There is something both sad and relieving at this look at Muir's fantasy life, especially how it underlines how he isn't a father of twin girls with a smoking hot wife in reality. 

Let's Do The Timewarp Again!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the big man.

You know, as we get all the awfulness of last strip over again let's deal with the fact that Muir's making his ageup of the twins official, in the most awkward way possible.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

They Are As Children Should Be, Mere Extensions Of The Parents.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let the waters come and carry us away.

It says something that what Muir paints as bad behavior are a thing young women need to do to learn how to socialize and deal with sexual desire, and choosing a sexual path Muir does not approve of.

Those poor brainwashed hellspawn.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

A Double Dose Of Hating On The Lugenpresse!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because astonishing!

It's interesting to note that in Muir's bitching about the media today, we get an imagined victory against strawmen and an actual defeat transformed into an esoteric victory.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

The Degenerate Schweinhund Are Nazis, Salsa Remix.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because smooth as silk, cool as air.

Muir has been calling Democrats Nazis for years, of course, but what's interesting here is the mask is starting to slip. Muir declares the Democrats worse than Nazis because sexual degenerates. What's fascinating this is not only the Nazis' playbook. Because the Nazis were, well, very much like Muir, a bunch of people claiming sexual probity while writing creepy porn and projecting their own sexual hangups on their enemies.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

Yup. An Insurgency Would Be EASY!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because won't you let Marlene come in?

Muir knows it would be easy to overthrow the government because when he writes it up, the leftist scum always lose.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Youse Da Empire.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fusion generator.

He's done this gag so often that the projection seems to be getting more and more obvious.

Friday, December 10, 2021

Truly, They Are An Evil Beyond Comprehension.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we only get thirty sweet noggy days--then the government takes it away again.

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It's interesting to note both the incoherence of Muir's views on the Democrats these days--he knows they're plotting something, and that Biden's a figurehead, but the specifics he's not sure of.

Thursday, December 9, 2021

They Have BETRAYED Us All Again!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do ya.

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It's always fascinating, watching Muir find more and more excuses to convince himself that he is without allies and support at the top because his every little whim isn't indulged.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

She Knows How To Deal With The Hell Of PORTLAND!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Knights of Cydonia.

It's the cowardice that gets you. This is a man talking tough about imaginary enemies he cringes from.

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Monday, December 6, 2021

That Sure Showed Her.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hello, Newman.

Remember, the cruel and arbitrary use of power against leftists and minorities is simply the world working as it should. The use of power to restrain the Right for any action is tyranny.

God, Muir is such a fascist shit.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Muir Throws Out His Persecution Complex And His Misogyny In One Massive Hurl.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the moon and stars.

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Every now and then, Muir puts out a bit of lunacy like this that proves such a vivid sketch of diseased mind living in bubble that no longer really knows what it is saying, and imagines that things like this seem sympathetic to everyone.

Instead of a small community of twisted souls who have confused evil for good.

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Friday, December 3, 2021

Next Up, The Magnets And Computer Chips In It!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a road I'd like to tell you about, lives in my hometown.

Everything Skye says is of course not merely wrong, but the opposite of what's happening. But then when you nail such a mad set of colors to your mast, you need everything to be the reverse of what it really is to justify the insanity.

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Bad Drawings And Sexism. The Essence Of Muir's Work.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because plinth.

I'm going to take what pleasure I can from the fact that Zed looks like some kind of grotesque animal person.

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

We Are So Oppressed, Man!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because napkin.

And soon he's going to be back to claiming the Capitol insurrection was utterly harmless.

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Youse Da Guys Buying Crackpot Cures In Defiance Of Science! Not Me! NOT ME!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you can be mean.

As we watch Muir project his own superstitious and cult-like behavior as well as its attendant health risks onto his opponents yet again, I should note that the risk of blood-clotting complications with some (not all) Covid vaccines is for an extreme minority of those who take them.

The risk of blood-clotting complications for those who get Covid? Much higher.

Monday, November 29, 2021

They Are Simply Inferior To Us!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Phoenix Park Murders.

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The fascinating thing is while Muir's general statement of superiority is easy to get, what exactly he means by it is... hard to get.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Muir Sure Respects The Troops.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when you call me baby, I know I'm not the only one.

Remember, Muir loves the military, provided it's willing to perform coups in the service of the Real Muricans' idol of the moment. Otherwise, they're cowardly bureaucrats to be despised, who would doubtless crumble in the face of resistance from the volk!

Thursday, November 25, 2021

The Inevitable Turkey Gag.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cobra Commander.

Seeing as we have the usual unfunny botched turkey gag, the Thanksgiving treat we do not need or want (sort of like the Lions game), it seems as good a time as any to talk about the failure of DbD as a fictional universe that I tried to start the previous two days but couldn't because, damn, that artwork was especially wretched.

Skye's latest "plotline" is a device that Muir's tossed out countless times before... some of the cast, usually Jan and Damon, start up some sort of career as journalists, where we are assured they will be hard-hitting seekers after 'real news' who skewer the fake liberal media conspiracy. We then get a maybe a story or two of them acting like jackasses to a straw version of a politician, and then... Muir loses interest, and the whole thing dies. Seeing as this keeps happening, you have to wonder why he keeps doing it. The answer, I'd argue is pretty simple--and yet touches on one of DbD's weaknesses as a strip. Muir does this to give members of his cast who are falling to the wayside something to do connected with the political side of the strip. It fails because Muir is a terrible writer who can't do anything with the concept, and so it generally fails to revive his interest in them.

But that's one of the fundamental problems with DbD--it's not really about much of anything anymore. It started it had a simple format--office strip with political humor. It used it badly, but, well, it still used it. Now... now it's a strange lurching thing that bumbles about to let Muir live out his laughable fantasies and spew right wing hate. It is a strip where things simply happen.

Like Sam (or her daughters) destroying a turkey every Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Muir Knows The Crazy Is True, And Also, Look Naked Jan. Maybe.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I hung my head.

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I was going to do that post about the failure of DbD as a fictional universe, but what the hell is up with that last panel? It looks like Muir redid a naked Sam panel as a naked Jan panel.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Time To Reboot This Plotline, So We Can Kill It Later.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because many days and months have I waited for the train.

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You know, I was considering posting something about how this latest bad 'cast member tries journalism' plot exemplifies how DbD has failed as a fictional universe, but that can wait, when the cast looks so fugly today. Did Muir mess up his copies today, or what?

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Youse Da Reactionary Dinosaur! Not ME!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beeswax.

As we watch Muir due the fascist classic of claiming to represent progress and tradition, simultaneously, while being the underdog AND the ubermensch, let's remember the terrible, terrible spinoff strip he's referencing that was supposed to be a book written by Sam and was just awful.

Saturday, November 20, 2021

The Courage Of Brittle White Guys With Guns.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the soldier lies forgotten in the keep.

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There's nothing I can really say about Muir's awfulness that this brainless fascist strip doesn't say for itself, while thinking it says something different.

Friday, November 19, 2021

Man, It's So Easy To Defeat The Imaginary Versions Of People I Create!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is the tale of the strange adventures of young Allan Gray.

Muir's ability to mutilate anything--pop culture references, political points, characters--beyond its ability to make any sense is... almost impressive, in a terrible way.

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Another Effortless Yet Meaningless Imaginary Victory.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a gas, gas, gasssss.

It's kind of fascinating to watch Muir unleash his latest fantasy of his protagonists' invincibility, because it will go nowhere, the way all of them do. The Compound will destroy countless corrupt federal agents, do whatever it is they are supposed to do with refugees, and win countless victories against the evil forces of the Left... and yet it will never accomplish anything. Even when Muir's champions hold power, they are impotent to his mind because he desires impossible, awful things.

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

How Dare They Turn Against Us Fascists!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cheers to the strange woman.

Watching Muir declare every government agency that doesn't just submit to the rule of white supremacists sinister corrupt fascists is a thing.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

We're All Hideous Geometric Monstrosities, After All!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Philadelphia Stars.

I don't know whether the hideous cast looking even more badly drawn than usual, or Muir's soap opera from hell plot is worse.

Still, no crazy ranting about vaccines this time, so it could be worse.

Monday, November 15, 2021

It's Hard To Make Malignant Narcissists Likable Characters.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Voices of Heaven.

It says something that Skye has only gotten worse as she became part of the hivemind. But then, Sam has been the worse sibling the entire time, for all the strip tries to make her the good one.

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Muir. Wrong About Everything, And Proud Of It.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Yazoo Street Scandal.

Muir's Gnosticism has been a thing for a while. It's just now it extends to things that directly threaten him, instead of things that he can convince himself aren't happening.

Friday, November 12, 2021

Muir Continues To Live In Opposite World.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Passion of Joan of Arc.

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On the one hand, the Garrisons managed to survive their brush with Covid. On the other, Muir strikes me as probably being in worse shape than them.

Thursday, November 11, 2021

For Truly It Is A Hellish Dystopia.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is Halloween town.

That last panel is a horrific variation of the Muir Woman makes a howler monkey face panel.

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Next Up--BITCOIN!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it is the nighttime that flatters.

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And remember, it has only been a few days since Sam was elected to the Council. That has how long it took her to turn the county into the Republic of Stupid Rednecks.

Monday, November 8, 2021

They Believe Their Loads Of Imaginary Data!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how long to the point of no return?

It's kind of fascinating watching Muir still insist he believes in rationality and scientific advancement as this goes on.

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Saturday, November 6, 2021

The Republic Of Twelve Year Old Boys.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm.

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See, if I were one of Sam's fellow town councilors, I would be pulling the brakes on the crazy train about now.

Friday, November 5, 2021

Well, That Was Quick.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lesley Gore.

You know, that Sam is stupid enough to do this isn't the surprise. It's that Muir thinks that a single member of a town council can that shows how off the deep end he's gone.

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Another Effortless Victory Against An Opponent Designed To Lose.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because no justice.

The Washington Generals were treated with more respect by the Harlem Globetrotters.

Let's see how messed up Sam has a council member gets, especially with the 'not paying taxes' thing.

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

That Is Totally How Taxation Works!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let's all go to the lobby.

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Muir regurgitating Nordquist's 'starve the beast' bullshit mixed in with sovereign citizen bullshit is... certainly a look.

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Any Form Of Government That Objects To Him Performing Ethnic Cleansing Is Illegitimate!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because smokehouse.

The huge wall of text where Muir spouts white supremacist garbage and objects to being called a right-wing terrorist is a thing. As is the anti-vax nonsense. Yup. Strip full of crazy.

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Even Liberal Skye Agrees The Cities Are Decadent Messes, And Deserve To Be Purged!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the standard for him is pefection.

...I don't know what's worse... Skye's shift to the hivemind, or Muir's shift to a sort of blend of fascism and Maoism.

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Such Respect For Woman Oozing Through.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you know it's me, Cathy.

This is the closest simulacrum about concern for a woman's feelings Muir can create, Captain Mitty belligerently warning a man off from his adult pseudo-daughter without any input from her on the subject. It says something that it's actually hard to figure out whose attitude towards women is worse in this strip.

Friday, October 29, 2021

Truly An Epic Romance.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Parson's Widow.

I'll say this, at least Muir is merely being sexist and creepy instead of jaw-droppingly misogynistic. Sure it's another trip to the toxic well that is Captain Mitty, his wife, and their parody of an actual human relationship, but it's not a deep trip into that poison.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Muir's Female Characters Don't Just Fail The Bechdel Test, They Fail The Turing Test.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because He used to lean upon me as I pledged allegiance to the wall.

Is he trying to set up a new couple? The soap opera segments of this strip are the most inept parts. I mean, the hateful politics at least have dedication behind them. This is Muir mechanically moving pieces and trying to get square pegs into round holes.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Nothing Makes A Character Relatable Like Making Them Misogynistic Dicks!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Zigeunerweisen.

Ahh, static drawings and hateful dialogue. Two things you can count on DbD to supply in abundance.

Monday, October 25, 2021

Muir Fails History And Perspective.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who's that writing? John the Revelator.

As we stare at a comic made of recycled poses from yesterday's strips, we watch Muir shift the Democratic Party further and further back into the history of the United States.

Soon, they will be the Illuminati from Atlantis. Just you watch.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Muir Nods Along With Pol Pot.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm back to the black again.

It's the calls for self-genocide that really... gets you. Muir's embrace of bloodily destroying the country to save it gets a bit more naked every day now.

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Disease Declares Health A Disease.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll float on your melody.

Ahh, a fine mixture of Muir's brainless repeating of talking points he doesn't understand, his brittle tough guy talk that underlines what a cowardly toady he is, and the projection where he declares that everyone opposed to his fascistic dreams a cancer, and his own cancerous designs the health of the nation. 

God, he's awful.

Friday, October 22, 2021

He Will Lead Us As Well As He Does His Businesses!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because one white duck on your wall.

Nice to see that Muir's agent characters remain seditious chuckleheads willing to violate their oaths of office. 

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Less A Comic Strip, More A Hideous Facsimile Of One.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Julian Glover.

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How can he have been doing this for so long and only have gotten worse at it? How?

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

The Nightmarish Reality Of This Strip Continues.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because since you went away.

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So Javier's bullshit tech and the howler monkey face.

God, I hate this strip. It's a failure on so many levels.

Monday, October 18, 2021

A New Way To Mix His Gun-Nuttery And His Racism.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Henry Clay.

You know, it says something that Muir makes sure his fictional Aghan refugee is a cute blonde Christian.

Something horrible, to be clear.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

A Worse Take On That Film Than JJ's.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kuroneko.

You know, it's been a while since Muir's done a movie parody. Somehow it makes sense that one would be trotted out for the latest reiteration of Skye's new loyalty to the hivemind.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

A Reminder That Muir Doesn't Actually Live In Texas.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this city of blossom and blood.

Ahh, yes. The fictional experiences of Muir's fictional characters prove that everything he says is right.

So how many times has Skye had a realization that the left is evil now? In the Muirverse, you keep saying you're a real liberal even after you declare that the Democrats are an evil conspiracy of Satan and that people need traditional values.

Friday, October 15, 2021

Not Absurdist, Simply Stupid.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when the generals talk.

Muir doesn't understand the contradiction between his cast being simultaneously super-science warriors with technology their foes can't hope to match and yet somehow menaced by the governemtn.

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Holy shit, Muir's writing a freaking Edisonade.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

She Is Of The Hivemind, And Thus, Good Now.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it gets weird.

There's always something pathetic when Muir's strawmen opponents act the way he insists they do and it is a grotesque thing that more resembles the behavior of the people he insists are the good guys.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Remember, Sam Is Good. Muir Says So.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he'll buy that for a dollar.

You know, it's almost a chicken and the egg question if right wingers like Muir depict the left as a conspiratorial amoral hivemind filled with degenerates because they need to project their own mindset onto the opposition, or if they've become what they are because they've been told that they face such a group and the cry of desperate measures breaks them down as moral actors. I suspect it's a combination of both with the starting points being different for different individuals. After all, it doesn't matter how it starts--how it ends is you're a fascist misogynistic white supremacist peddling stories about the evil sex maniac Demoncrats as you fap off to them because you've normalized a lot of horrific shit for yourself, while projecting your now badly-policed worst impulses onto your opponents.

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Flag On The Moon, People!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's crazy.

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I just love the 'The VACCINES ARE FAKE, AND THE SNAKE OIL IS REAL!' bit. Mind you, it's dangerous as hell, and may get Muir (or people listening to him) killed, but the craziness is just... kinda impressive.

Monday, October 11, 2021

Muir Rants About Things Only He And His Fellow Crazies Care About.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because without a postcard.

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Muir continues to demonstrate that he will applaud not merely the fascist takeover but scream that backstabbers were behind the entire collapse and it was evil foreign puppets who stopped the holy genocide of the non-whites.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Muir Knows He Has The People Behind Him!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because no one outpizzas the hut.

Ahh, yes. White trash misogynists HAVE to be the majority. Muir just knows they have to be, because everyone he talks to is one, and he can't have just constructed a toxic bubble for himself.

Saturday, October 9, 2021

A Fine Show Of Muir's Brainpower And Understanding Of Issues.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the pictures tell the story.

In a fine example of just how idiotic Muir's rundown is, New South Wale's former Premier Gladys Berejekilian is a member of the conservative Liberal Party of Australia and most assuredly not a communist. But then, in Muir's present state, anything but the evilest, most ineffective tactics on any subject are communist. For the only good state is a racist authoritarian hellhole where the favored group autocannibalizes the nation to maximize the mishandling of any crisis.

Friday, October 8, 2021

And This Proves Muir Isn't Racist!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a very welcoming country.

I'll say this, at least Muir's developed a slight awareness that his premise has disintegrated into a ridiculous mess.

Thursday, October 7, 2021

It's That Combination Of Bad Plotting And Creepiness That Gets You.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Knight Boat, the crime-fighting boat.

Now, you might think Muir's painted himself into a corner with this storyline, but he's got a foolproof plan to get himself out of this jam. Surprise plot twists! Each more surprising than the last! The audience won't now what hit 'em!

He's done this time after time, and he thinks it works because his fans will applaud anything.

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

All States That Don't Support Us Are EXACTLY Like The Taliban!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because panic in Detriot.

It's kind of funny, Muir insisting that the Taliban are evil while also insisting that the progressive state he loathes is untrue to the real America he dreams of, a religiously pure and regressive ethnostate.

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

It's The Misogyny That He Likes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Port of Shadows.

That Muir is so fond of this would make me suspicious in the first place, but they've accepted his promotion, and are mentioning it on the show, so... I'm guessing birds of a feather.

Monday, October 4, 2021

Sunday, October 3, 2021

Tonight On 'Music Your Pop Pop Likes'...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Black Betty had a baby, the damn thing's gone crazy.

You know, we see two of Muir's recurrent themes--that his cast is just awesome and likable, and that the Left are evil liars who are lying about things every time they say something Muir doesn't like. It's the sort of thinking that's fueled his self-exile from everything but the fever swamps of the Far Right of the Interweb.

Saturday, October 2, 2021

Friday, October 1, 2021

Ammo Jokes. The Sign Of Quality People.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I name him Gamblor.

You know, despite the awful subtext to all this, I haven't gotten the chance to just wish for bears with power tools to devour the cast, so... let me have this.

Bears. With power tools.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Yes, We Are True... Ubermensch, If You Will.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring on the dancing girls.

It's fascinating to watch the cast scream how they're oppressed by people not being them, and daring to call them on the various illegal things they do.

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

How Does The Sinister Conspiracy Work This Week?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in a rose tattoo.

Muir's vague ideas that there's a giant populist uprising just waiting to happen blend with vague ideas how the evil conspiracy works to produce this exceedingly dull, static strip.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

He Is Even More Completely Convinced Than He Previously Was!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wallaby.

As we stare at this concentrated dose of paranoia, sexual hangups and gun obsession, it's clear that Muir would have been convinced by the audit's "results" if they had been a child's drawing, and a gum wrapper.

Monday, September 27, 2021

Vaccines Are Of The Devil!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because long gone.

Muir's really gone over the bend on this one. It's kind of sad, him imagining he's such an independent thinker for echoing nonsense that stands a decent chance of killing him in an extremely unpleasant way.

Sunday, September 26, 2021

Muir Knows The Truth! It Was The Illuminati!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let me tell you about a place, up about New York way.

Muir is going to imagine an incompetent government in the service of evil foreign powers until we get another actual incompetent government in the service of evil foreign powers. But that will be okay, because they'll be fascist white supremacists.

Saturday, September 25, 2021

It Will Be Glorious After The Self-Genocide!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because knowing that you would have wanted it this way, I do believe I'm feeling stronger everyday.

And Muir's Imaginary Black Friend agrees with him on everything to the necessary fascist takeover, and the awful oppression that white men face. Because that's his job.

Friday, September 24, 2021

You're The Ones Acting In A Stupid Way That Will Get You Killed! Not Muir!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vincent Price as Egghead.

Won't lie, my ability not to gloat if Muir should catch Covid is approaching nil, because, well, how can you react to a guy who thinks he's smarter than you because he won't take sensible precautions and hopes you die from taking them?

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Remember, The Real Protesters Are All Good Decent Folk.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because alchemy, the science of understanding the structure of matter.

It's not just that Muir's a propagandist, it's that he's an inept propagandist.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Muir Insists You Are Infiltrators, And Also Gay.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1.

Muir. He's utterly not gay, and finds all that disgusting, and also, knows his evil enemies are plotting that in addition to all their other hideous degeneracy.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

None Can Match His Dizzying Intellect.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you know, I'm falling, falling, falling at your feet.

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He's going to die of Covid and liver failure while insisting the horse deworming medicine did the trick, isn't he?

Saturday, September 18, 2021

You're The Puppet, Part Infinity.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because time cast a spell on you, so you won't forget me.

I think even Muir's starting to stumble over his conspiracy theories at the moment.

Friday, September 17, 2021

Everything Is Treason Thursday, Nothing Is Treason On Friday

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah!

It's kind of bleakly fascinating, watching Muir shift the goalposts once again. What's interesting is he no longer has any definition of good foreign policy, just a vague sense of being betrayed by a shadowy set of elites who don't love the troops the way he does.

Thursday, September 16, 2021

It Is Clearly A Great Battle For The Truth!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because are you tired, do you feel hung out?

Remember the lack of proof only shows the power of the conspiracy. Just like the fact that most officials oppose it, only shows that both parties have been compromised.

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

It's Tyranny To Tell Muir Anything.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do I hear 150?

Ah, yes, all that Muir's opponents do is tyranny of the highest order, whereas all Muir would do to others is merely the natural order.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Monday, September 13, 2021

Love Among The Ruinous.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is highway robbery.

Muir's ability to imagine that we should like these people is more impressive than anything he writes about them.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Random Plot Drippings.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who's with me here?

It's interesting to see Muir's usual cargo culting at work here--he knows a scene like this can be affecting, so if he does a scene like this, well, people will like it, regardless of his lack of solid preparation, or how little sense it makes.

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

The Terrible Plot Twists And Smug Moral Egotism That The Fans Love.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who'll give three and four?

At this point, I'm wondering how this awful convoluted mess of a plotline is going to resolve.

Probably like the robots and the government hating the compound--it won't, reality will just be asked to limp on wounded.

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Also, They're Not Real.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why would you wear cleats to a store?

It's when you really dwell on this the awfulness sinks in. This is the fantasy of someone who has done no good and great ill, of himself as a superhero able to solve problems. Muir blames the government for his own inadequacies, while simultaneously negatively impacting its ability to solve or mediate problems. Any resulting failures are more evidence that the government doesn't work, and should be downgraded to allow individuals like him for freedom to act. And the courses of action Muir supports are arrogant fantasies at best--at worst hateful, racist arrogant fantasies. They are poorly thought out, frequently aimed at imaginary problems, and when aimed at actual problems transparently ineffectual to any critical observer. 

That's what this strip is--a man who makes life more difficult for others screaming that if we just let him do what he wanted, everything would be better, even as he proposes actions that would make things even more difficult for other people.

Monday, September 6, 2021

They Plot Against Us And Wish Us Ill!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she cried for no one.

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You can always count on Muir to find new depths of cowardly xenophobia to plumb, while insisting that he is a real brave Murican. 

Sunday, September 5, 2021

New Zealand And Australia Are The Same, Right?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've seen all the dropouts who make their own rules.

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Won't lie, at this point, I'm ranking "Muir catches Covid" as close to inevitable. 

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Muir Totally Respects Their Service.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because for liberty, Fernando.

It's weird to see the various shufflings of the sinister group Muir imagines to be running the government.

Friday, September 3, 2021

This Is Real True News, Honest!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because are you tired, do you all feel wrung out?

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It's always kind of amazing to watch Muir use the same picture for a real person over and over.

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Everything Is An Insane Conspiracy Against Real Muricans.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'd rather be hammer than a nail.

What's amazing is how nakedly it comes across that Muir is only angry about this because he views this as a personal humiliation, not because of any actual concern on the subject. That and his preoccupation with insane conspiracy theories to explain anything.

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Monday, August 30, 2021

So, Yeah, Captain Mitty Is A Deadbeat Dad...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because from tempered glass I built the apparatus to align in the presence of phantasms.

I'm just wondering what made Muir decide this was a plotline he wanted to pursue, and this was the way to pursue it.

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Tonight On Badly Blocked Theatre.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Black Extra-Aged Bourbon.

The combination of Muir's latest gobbledygook conspiracy theories and terrible skills at drawing actions sequences make this one especially painful to read.

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Like A Serpent Swallowing Its Own Tail.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she knows that it's demanding to defeat those evil machines.

The strip vanishes up its own ass while offering porn for chickenhawks. 

Friday, August 27, 2021

Assassinations And Genocide. Muir's Answers To Everything.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, Yoshimi.

The iron law holds--no matter what happens, Muir will have a terrible response to it, and then follow it up with an even worse one.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Does He Get How Pathetic This Looks?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the day I was a horse.

How many times as he put his imaginary supersoldiers in a hot spot while imagining he was paying homage to the people there instead of denigrating their problems now? I've actually lost count.

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

So, This Is Just Going To Keep Happening For Now, Eh?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and they danced.

It's interesting how with Trump we got a continuous presentation of an omnicompetent administration that kept ignoring how it had to unpeople former members, while with Biden we get a succession of imaginary shadow governments that are supposed to be the ones really calling the shots, while Muir spews hatred at anyone who doesn't back his brand of bigoted nonsense.

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Not Hating Gays The Way Muir Does Means You're A Sissy, Regardless Of What You Did.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kiss, kiss Molly's lips.

Today, we get the double shotgun blast of Muir hating on people who actually served in the military, and Muir demonstrating the extent to which Obama lives rent-free in his head.

Monday, August 23, 2021

This Is What They're Really Like!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Luke Kelly.

The worst part about this is watching Muir pretend to care about things. He doesn't. He has a sort of shallow affect version that he puts on when he has the idea that he's supposed to be concerned, but he'll go back to not caring the moment that ends. Hell, one can see this in the comments, where for many of his fans the answer to Afghanistan is unrestrained genocide.

Sunday, August 22, 2021

"Youse All The Diseased Traitors! Not Me! NOT ME!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oboe music.

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You know, I don't know what's more awful, Muir's anti-vax bullshit, or his unwillingness to acknowledge any part the bullish foreign policy he supported played in what's happening in Afghanistan. Both are the pathetic whines of a man who bleats endlessly about responsibility while never taking any of it.

Saturday, August 21, 2021

Friday, August 20, 2021

He's Gonna Start Going Off About The Fringe On The Flag Soon.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you take up my time like a cheap magazine.

It says something that Muir's complaints about Afghanistan have rapidly become an incoherent babble of paranoia, especially as he's gone all over the place on the subject in the past. On some level, it's hard not to think he's aware that he no longer has any real argument, just an endless scream of rage.

Thursday, August 19, 2021

The Answer To All Our Problems Is Always Reactionary Misogyny.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a kind of hush all over the world tonight.

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Does Muir realize the irony of positioning himself as the defender from the Taliban while offering the Euro-American version of their politics?

Of course he doesn't, he knows he's different because he's white.

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

His Plan Of Action Is Simple, In That It Doesn't Exist.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Al Hirt's amazing trumpet solo.

And of course, not a single admission of his own journey on the subject, just more angry fist-waving and racism, because, of course. That's what you need, right?

Monday, August 16, 2021

His Meaning Is Clear!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because such a subtle wrist.

As I await for Muir to explain how is now for continuing the war again, only of course, never admitting he changed his opinion on the matter, let's note that the very day he compared liberals to conservatives Muslims, he would go on to compare his own right wing compatriots with the Taliban.

Because of course he did.

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Youse All Secret Muslims!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because save your tears.

Muir recognizes only one true freedom, that of heterosexual white Christian Right men to do whatever they want whenever they want, and for all others to give into their whims immediately. Forcing them to tolerate others is oppression--indeed, minorities and women will be happier once they realize their place in the scheme of things. And for those insisting that Muir violates his own religion regularly, well, that must be wrong, because Muir knows he's a good Christian and so what he does must be the right thing for a Christian to do.

But of course, the left are the ones who resemble Islamic fundamentalists.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

So They've Made Up Then.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because thunderstruck.

So, all that Cruz had to do was block voting reform for the moment, and he's back to being a mancrush.

That and watching Muir trying to cloak his racist awfulness in respectability through buzzwords is making me taste some bile at the back of my throat.

Friday, August 13, 2021

They Can Just Teleport Them There At This Point.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Nice of Muir to remind us that he's still a racist asshat worried about immigrants whose protagonists just seem to schlep through ludicrously impossible plots while facing bad caricatures in place of actual oponents.

Thursday, August 12, 2021

They Are Totally Oppressing Her, Man!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because her soul slips away, but don't look back in anger.

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Muir finding stupid reasons to accuse his opponents of being Nazis as he swans about it in jackboots has been a feature for awhile, but adding it to anti-vaxxing is a new wrinkle.

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

Pretty Little Picture.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because until I hit the bottom, I won't believe it's bottomless.

And we know this is true, because remember, Skye and Jan are liberals. Muir keeps saying they are.

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Decadent Scum! Daring To Pretend They Don't Live In Hell!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sunny.

Yes, Muir, your opponents are the one's who are living in isolated communities and shutting themselves off from the real word, creating incestuous loops of misinformation.

And you know this is true because they never talk about the things you know are happening. From third-hand sources.

Monday, August 9, 2021

The Evils Of Portland.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay.

Nothing like watching Muir trash places he's never been to and never will go to because he's immersed himself into a lunatic bubble that paints everything that isn't racist white suburbia as a hellscape.

Sunday, August 8, 2021

Will No One Protect Us From The Martians?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna here electric music, solid walls of sound.

You know, the interesting thing in all the usual 'Democrats bad, immigrants bad, Republicans weak puppets' blurge is that Muir flip flops on the whole 'Covid isn't a real threat' stance he has, and doesn't appear to notice it. But of course, that's the thing about Muir--on some level he assumes everyone is an incoherent and operating on faith as he is.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

The Mating Of Strange Geometric Shapes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because one more thing.

Sometimes I wonder who serves each other worse in this relationship, the fans who keep shelling out the money or Muir, who keeps drawing shit like this.

Friday, August 6, 2021

He Gives His Fellow Perverts What They Want.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because peaches.

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What with the twins making their... debut this year, the boasting about the bad softcore is looking exceptionally unpleasant right now.

Thursday, August 5, 2021

The Clear Defeat Of Their Opponents' Nebulous Plan Proves Their Strength.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they paved paradise, put up a parking lot.

He says this as masks mandates start up again thanks to delta.

At this point, it's hard not to see Muir's ignorance as being largely a defense mechanism. If he doesn't bother to know what he's talking about, he can recast any event into a victory in his mind.

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Get It? She's A VAMPIRE!

 It's the Day's Day of Day! Because Coven.

It's fairly typical that Muir can't explain how Pelosi is draining America's life, he just knows she must be doing it, somehow.

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Next Up, How "Little Women" Is About How Girls Should Know Their Place.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because GLORIOUS PURPOSE!

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Watching Muir fuck up his cultural references yet again kind of underlines how under that veneer of ultrapatriotism, he really is pretty much an outsider looking in on the nation he claims to love.

Monday, August 2, 2021

Why Can't They Be Fascist Enough!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Fearful Rock.

As we hit yet another session of Muir flagellating the GOP for not being insane enough, let's note that Muir's brand of 'libertarianism for me, authoritarianism for thee' has reached a very strange state, where he desires freedoms that are actively debilitating for the country and the people practicing them for the in-group, and insane, brutal summary violence for the crime of existing for the out-group. 

The American Far-Right's ideal state has moved from 'Nazi Germany, only with the Stars and Stripes' to 'Post-1944 Nazi Germany, only with the Stars and Stripes and no actual war to justify the pointless counter-productive brutality as the nation self-cannibalizes'.

It's actually quite terrifying.

Sunday, August 1, 2021

In Conclusion, Argle Bargle, And It Was All A Dream.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I meant a Philadelphia Roll. Damn.

I think Muir realized the narrative couldn't sustain having his ubermenschen kicking down the government and so did yet another copout.

Oh, well, now for a month of him coyly hinting that he thinks Trump will be back and then blinking and acting as if nothing is wrong when he remains not President.

Friday, July 30, 2021

And Then Come The Dinosaur Calvary.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I live to see the seven wonders, I'll make a path to the rainbow's end.

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It's strange how predictable this weirdness has gotten. You never quite know what incoherent nonsense Muir is going to unleash on his inferior goons, but you always know it will be bizarre.

Thursday, July 29, 2021

Does He Even Need An Idea At This Point?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dusty Springfield.

You know this is barely a strip, which makes the padding both obvious and obnoxious.

But hey, Muir sure is showing his fictional version of President Biden, isn't he?

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Pervert Accuse Fictional Opponents He Created Of Perversion.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Moon over Parador.

You know, the last year saw Muir become completely unmoored from reality, his strips shifting to attacking not a nonsense version of the world, but a nonsense world with no real relation to what was happening in the real one. The preoccupations of the lunatic right sphere guided these happenings but were distorted themselves as Muir tried to make them fit into the increasingly misshapen deluded world he was constructing for himself. And meanwhile, with less and less need to consider the opinions of others, Muir's work drifted even further into his diseased blend of sexist misogyny.

And that lead us to this. Muir draws this strip, and says Biden's the pervert.

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

What Can We Do In The Face Of Such Imaginary Tyranny?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because spackle.

It's the levels of failure that stand out here, from missing the point of Apocalypse Now, to Muir's desire to have his cast threatened butting up against his desire to paint his foes as fools, to him ignoring just how many laws his merry band of racists have broken...

Monday, July 26, 2021

How Can They Forget The Sacrifices Made During The Great Patriotic War, I Ask You?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't worry about the army in the cold, cold ground.

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It says a lot that Muir's paranoid xenophobic nationalism has not only proven completely useless against an actual foreign enemy, but it has in fact turned into a de facto servitude towards said enemy.

Sunday, July 25, 2021

Saturday, July 24, 2021

Has There Ever Been Such A Worthless Presidency, I Ask You.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I lose the flower of England, I shall lose the branch too.

Muir has to imagine his enemies are degenerates worse than him and his allies.

This is getting harder and harder.

Friday, July 23, 2021

A True Story That We Just Made Up.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they call him Ragtime Willy.

It has been kind of remarkable watching the Right declare first the CIA and then the FBI as disloyal traitor organizations, though Muir's completely nonsensical numbers are still alarming enough to take any joy out of it.

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Crazy Randos Tell People The Truth About Rest Stops!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she moves like an angel, and seven evening stars move through the windows of her universal house.

It's always kind of astounding to see the projection involved with this. Muir will ignore genuine debacles for Republican administrations while repeating second-hand stories about relatively minor things he's heard as if they are major scandals and gospel truth.

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Psychopath.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ragged edge of anarchy.

One doesn't want to rag on a child, no matter how unpleasant the adult they become is, but dear lord, everything about that picture screams 'schoolyard bully'. It's the combination of the lack of a smile and the rather arrogant demeanor. Obviously, there's a certain level of bias on my part, but I don't think I would be favorably inclined to the child in this picture even if I didn't know who he was.

And of course, the fans will coo, to try and fool themselves that they have empathy.

Monday, July 19, 2021

And A Million Martians, Coming To Save Us On Their Saucer!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a two-penny prince, and I give her hot love, uh-huh.

The levels of crazyfail in the last few strips has been something other than else. Alongside the levels of creepywrongbad.

Sunday, July 18, 2021

The Midnight Coterie Of Socialist Intruders.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we're going to the end of the line.

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The worst part of Muir's conspiracy theories these days is how completely devoid they are not only of sense but any sort of ties to reality.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Friday, July 16, 2021

How Dare He Tell People Not To Endanger Themselves And Others!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when you smile and it tears your face, it's time for the inhuman race.

Every fascist knows it's the greatest tyranny imaginable to make them, and only them, do anything they don't want to.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

The Rug Really Ties The Room Together, I Guess.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ray Milland is Nick Beal.

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As baffling and pointless as all this is, at least it's not nauseating and hateful.

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

See? This Is Okay, Because The Degenerates Do Things That Are Worse!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out of his knapsack he took a fine fiddle.

Muir's only doing all this to protect his imaginary daughters who he's aged up so that he can draw them nude.

Why do you liberal filth make him do this?

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Robot Sex. That's What People Want. Muir's Sure Of It.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because noisemaker.

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This entire plotline--hell, the entire element of the damned robots--hasn't just gone into the weeds, it's fallen off a cliff. It makes no sense and serves no purpose.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Sad Crazy Ranting And Sad Crazy Porn.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the speckled grouse.

It's levels of wrongness here that gets you, from the art that is awful on every level to the history that gets everything deliriously wrong (who knew that Andrew Jackson was communist?). It's as if Muir had to highlight just how badly he's degenerated in every way in one strip.

Friday, July 9, 2021

The Boss Says Make With The Bad Softcore.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can't get to you and your garden gate.

It's kind of fascinating that you can see even Muir is getting bored with this shit. 

And yet after years upon years of it, it never occurs to him that maybe it's a sign that he's doing something wrong.

Thursday, July 8, 2021

"How Is Sending People A Picture Of A Gun A Death Threat I Ask You?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get up, Jake.

Muir will cheerfully defend any awful people, so long as they're his awful people.

But then, he proved that a lot over the Trump years, didn't he?

Wednesday, July 7, 2021

So Many Ways To Be Racist.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sweet cherry wine.

It's fascinating that Muir's efforts to prove he's not racist always make him seem exceptionally racist.

Tuesday, July 6, 2021

What. The. Fuck. 3: The Final Fuck

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I met a little girl in Knoxville, a town we all know well.

If Muir was listening to anybody but the small circle of rabid fans who would applaud pictures of roadkill, this storyline wouldn't be happening.

Monday, July 5, 2021

He Thought This Plotline Was A Good Idea.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Little Red Corvette.

It says something that this plotline moving to merely being incredibly awful is an improvement.

Sunday, July 4, 2021

What. The. Fuck. 2: The Fuckening.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Marc Bolan died too young.

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Well, that definitely happen.

And it can't unhappen.

Even if Muir decides to pull a dream sequence on us.

Saturday, July 3, 2021

What. The. Fuck.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we stand accused, Peyote Rouge, of being hellbound.

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Sometimes I suspect Muir has lost track of how his strip works.

Other times, I know.

Thursday, July 1, 2021

A Brilliant Argument That Proves His Point.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Nimbus controls the police.

It says something that Muir no sooner mentions the behavior that he feels shows Hunter Biden to be reprobate that he has the cast reveal they engage in it so he can brag about imaginary him's imaginary penis.

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Our Powerful, Yet Dumb As Shit Foe.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because head over heels.

You know, while some of this is Muir's usual strong-weak opponents who are simultaneously an overwhelming threat and a pathetic bunch of weak degenerates he need not fear, another part of Muir's inability to write credible bad guys is they start from Muir's own complete misunderstanding of how things work and move on from there.

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

He's Proud To Betray His Oath To White Supremacists.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that sounds like King's bark.

Remember, the cast's state of real Muricanness means they can break the law and betray the nation with impunity.

Because only racist fascists are true patriots.

Monday, June 28, 2021

Clearly We Are A Big Deal!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't do me like that.

It's the combination of the arrogance in assuming that of course his tiny racist militia would be a big issue, and the feeling that they are being unjustly persecuted despite having broken the law regularly that gets me.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

We Are In Touch With The Real World. Our Army Of Killer Robots Prove That.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's pronounced goes-uh.

It's kind of fascinating to see the combination of Muir's own personal pop culture obsessions with his more general right wing popular culture obsessions (300 robots, sure). 

And of course, there's the dull repetition of Muir's fantasy world where all his bullshit is real.

Saturday, June 26, 2021

Greatest Misses Collection.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the fear of blood leads to fear for the flesh.

Remember when the robot Sam destroyed decided it was black, leading to countless bizarre non sequitur jokes?

The Terminator jokes have never made a lick of sense, is what I'm saying.

Thursday, June 24, 2021

Gib Cash.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Oliver Onions.

Muir's wannabe Rat Pack shenanigans are getting almost surreal in their awfulness.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

A Clear Majority, Once Of Course, You Excise The Actual Majority Of Americans.

 It's the Days Day of Days! Because oh no.

Look at the little fascist filth thinking its got the country behind it.  

That version where the strip is nothing but the delusions of a drunk out of his mind unemployed Zed has  a certain appeal about now...

Monday, June 21, 2021

Real Americans Endanger Their Health And Democracy!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because every night night there is laughter.

Muir's ongoing insistence that undermining the nation and risking your health and that of others because "freedom" is the highest form patriotism remains a thing, I see.

Sunday, June 20, 2021

Luckily, He Was Able To Interpret These Feelings Correctly. Loss Of Essence.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools.

Muir's ability to believe every crazy conspiracy theory that backs his demented worldview while ignoring the actual evidence of his eyes remains a thing, I see.

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Boy, This Will Bring In The Viewers.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I will kiss you, Mother Earth.

I find this strangely ominous, especially considering how every damn subplot with the twins over this year has gone.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Why Does He Not Prove His Virility With Abusive Tweets?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out in the streets there is violence.

Let us consider that in this strip, Muir has his views reinforced by the imaginary podcast he created to agree with whatever bullshit is coming over his interweb, hosted by the imaginary black man who agrees with him and assures Muir he isn't racist, the imaginary liberal woman who agrees that the Democrats are weak, awful and have gone too far, and it is being watched by the imaginary kid who tells him that he is down with the youth, and oh, yes, is his imaginary self's daughter.

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That is sad, and also disturbing. Beyond the politics.

Thursday, June 17, 2021

Boy, When You've Lost Liberal Jan...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.

You know it's always fun when Muir demonstrates his absolute gullibility and stupidity by buying whatever idiotic bit of misinformation is circulating in the wingnut sphere, and then follows it by demonstrating his utter moral depravity by coming to a conclusion that makes anyone outside the Bubble of Hate say, "Dear God, what a piece of shit." Sometimes, with an adjective. This time, it's 'misogynistic'.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Behold, We Are Jive With The Kids!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Boston.

So, it's basically yesterday's comic, only with Jan out and out emphasizing how she is loyal to the hivemind and Damon emphasizing how he's fifty years out of date.

No sex jokes yet, though, so, there's that.

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Clearly, This Is What The Hip Kids Will Watch.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you know, the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away.

Ahh, time for Jan to declare the White Trash Nazi Supermen are our superiors, while Damon sneeringly declares that Liberals say the darnedest thing, all as Muir sets up a tilt-a-whirl world where all the crazy bullshit he believes is true.

For a handful of strips, until Muir just drops the premise, and doesn't return to it for another few years.

Sunday, June 13, 2021

And All The Female Cast Fails Being Real Girls, Forever.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dschingus Khan.

As we consider that incoherent embarrassment of... 'riches', let us look at Muir's latest declaration of any politics to his left as 'Marxism'. And also clearly picturing this as a no-good teenage boyfriend who the country is only going out with because she doesn't see how fascism is her destined husband. Who will love her, and keep her barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and beat her when she steps out of line, and keep all those filthy non-whites from her.

Saturday, June 12, 2021

A Strip That Says So Much

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're a rabbit on the run.

Muir chuckles over how stupid, deluded and self-destructive Democrats are, in a strip that shows how stupid, deluded and self-destructive he is.

With shitty nudity.

Friday, June 11, 2021

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Trepanation! It Will Empty Your Head Of Bad Thoughts!

 It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who needs the Kwik-E-Mart.

And Muir remembers about Covid to remind us that he's an anti-vaxxer that has no idea what's going on, but thinks he's brilliant.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Clearly, His Defeat Was A Wily Stratagem And An Esoteric Victory!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Warsaw.

The combination of reality denial to the point of gnosticism and shopworn Clinton bashing really shows how messed in the head Muir is these days.

Monday, June 7, 2021

Muir Is Fiddling With The Cyber.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Faust overture.

 I think this now the saddest start to the panhandling yet. And that's saying something.

Sunday, June 6, 2021

I Was A Teenage Communist 2: The Hundred Days Of The Dragon!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?

...

It says something that the crazy theories no longer simply contradict themselves strip to strip--they contradict each other panel to panel.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Because The Rifle Is His Penis.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Kid with the Golden Arm.

...

Seldom has a man so routinely flaunted his own inadequacies while imagining these things to be displays of strength for so long.

It definitely explains his fondness for Trump

Friday, June 4, 2021

Sex Lives Of The Badly Drawn.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the mysterious No. 1 Killer.

Muir's desire to draw cheesecake and soft core so, SO outpaces his ability to produce it.


Thursday, June 3, 2021

We All Know They Are Parasites And Takers!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't gonna let them catch me, no.

Remember being rich is bad, except when it's good. And it's good when you believe in things that will make rich people richer, and let white people hate minorities. That shows you're a man of the people.

In conclusion, Muir's head is a land full of contrasts.

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Going Up To See The Tampon In The Sky.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because walking down the road with the pistol in your waist.

Sometimes Muir makes a strip like this, which underlines how this is the work of a cowardly, untalented bigot desperately clinging to his little circle of the same, who will applaud any shit he puts up.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

The Puddle Brags Of Its Depth.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold on--I'm coming.

So, the media is awful, Captain Mitty is manly, and the begging bowl is going to start a bit late this year. Got it.

Monday, May 31, 2021

Muir Still Doesn't Understand What Guy Fawkes Day Is.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Estimated Prophet

This yet another fine example of Muir's present state of brainless, ignorant fascism that thinks it's patriotism.

Joined with yet more of his strangely homoerotic portraits of his idealized alter ego, which is so sad, in so many ways.

Sunday, May 30, 2021

Tonight On Poorly-Blocked Theatre.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all desire, the ashes and the fire, turning this night inside, and the light from you.

Strips like this underline how badly Muir has progressed as an artist.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Science? Evidence? Justice? They ARE MAD!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because L. Sprague de Camp.

Yes, the people who don't worship a failed president, don't insist that science is wrong, don't claim that the white race is superior and always wins, and when it doesn't, that's because the other people cheated somehow... they're the cult.

And there are five lights. Five lights.

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Sunday, May 23, 2021

...Excuse Me While I Scour My Eyeballs. And My Brain.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in their ships with painted sails.

...The combination of misogyny and leering creepiness that pretends it isn't what it is makes for a new low in this awful, awful strip.

That's all I'm saying. We can see this strip, and what it is speaks for itself.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

"Obviously, They Are Puppet Party For Ruling Clique, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I got a girl called Bony Moronie.

It's amazing how Russian Guyovitch is treated as knowledgeable about a country that collapsed when he was a toddler. And how little Muir clearly knows about post-Communist Russia.

Friday, May 21, 2021

This Time, He's Setting Up This Plotline's Ignoble End Before He Starts It!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because belly fever made me feel alright.

Muir has done the 'Damon and Jan have a show together' thing before, and each time, it's quickly petered out, both due to the fact that it's a dull plotline that Muir can't do much with and he lacks the ability to keep track of it. It's likely to be worse now that the meagre ideological differences between the pair have collapsed, but to be fair to Muir, he's clearly prepping for things to wrap up quick if he gets bored.

 Or just forgets about things. Again.

Thursday, May 20, 2021

The Arnold Knock-off Looks Like A Lumpy Potato Person Now.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Watch Dog.

Muir's really spinning his wheels on this one, isn't he?

And I mean what I said about this one looking like a potato person. It's pretty clear whatever sketch he's getting this from is pretty degraded, probably from countless filters and tracings.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

The Muir Definition of Socialism Being Whatever Disagrees With Him.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Midnight Blue.

Well, clearly this is going to be a major plot thread in the weeks ahead. Or it will go nowhere, and get retconned out of existence.


Tuesday, May 18, 2021

It Will Doubtless Go As Well As All His Other Dodgy Investments.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I feel the magic between you and I.

It's pretty clear a lot of this is because Muir has no idea what to do with Skye since making her a full hivemind member and removing much of what appears to have fueled his clear sexual attraction to the character. 

There's something so sad about a man who can't admit that he likes tattoos on women, because they don't fit the bizarre Rat Pack era definition of sexy he insists is the end-all and be-all on the matter.

Monday, May 17, 2021

Those Decadent City-Dwellers, Am I Right?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lake Shore Drive.

A reminder that Muir appears to live in some gated community in Florida which is probably why his rustic Texan ranch operates by magic.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Muir Goes Full America First Committee. Never Go Full America First Committee.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when it starts, the meter clicks and it goes running all through the night.

And here we see Muir insisting his racism and transphobia are just him being for workers and women, that his sucking up to foreign dictators that he now sees as allied to the cause is him being a man of peace. And remember, he might insist something else tomorrow, because he's awful.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Biden Is No True Covfefe-In-Chief.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Jade Bow.

The fascinating thing about this is that Muir is apparently so enraged by a display of quiet competence, that he must craft a completely imaginary whirlwind of incompetence around it that brings to mind the man Muir worships and insists was wonderful. And it's hard not to get the impression that Muir realizes this on some level.

Also, first mention of Covid in some time, and it's practically second-hand. But Muir is so plugged in with the issues of the day, he is.

Friday, May 14, 2021

He Is So Oppressed.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Loyal Bones and Chivalrous Heart.

So, another confirmation that Muir has only the vaguest ideas of what's going on in Argentina. Or Colombia. Or the US.

Makes sense.

Thursday, May 13, 2021

The Most Nazi Thing You Can Do Is Be For Racial Equality And Democratic Rule of Law.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Seven Swords Descend From Mount Heaven.

Muir's really spinning his wheels on this one. I'm now wondering how many cartoons he's going to get out of essentially these two panels over and over.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

The Schweinhund Are Totally Nazis.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Tale of the Extraordinary Hero From Beyond the Great Wall.

 Meanwhile, in the real world, the Arizona "audit" is looking for bamboo fibers while losing court cases and quite possibly its venue.

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

And Now Jan Gives Us The Latest Iteration Of Muir's Laughing Woman Face.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Bride with White Hair.

I'm going to skip the latest bit of Muir projection mixed with misogyny to note that he clearly has no idea what the political situation in Argentina is. Which just underlines how these days the strip is watching a man blabber about things he knows nothing about, while imagining he understands them completely.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Why Hasn't The Heretic Cheney Been Stoned To Death, As Is Right And Proper?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sword of Wisdom, Demon in the Heart.

 ...I'm remembering the classic Simpsons episode where a declaration that a deep frier can fry a buffalo in a few minutes causes Homer to declare he wants a fried buffalo now.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Imagine The Progress We Could Make If A Small Wealthy Elite Did Whatever They Wanted!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Romance of the Dragon and Phoenix Precious Hairpins.

Ahh, fascism. The system that can go from 'We must return to traditional values' to 'We must smash these false humanistic values that hold back progress' in a heartbeat, because the point is backing whatever is cruel and will produce their ideal world of them being a privileged sociopathic bully forever.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

He Opposes All Wars, Except Of Course, For The Ones He Supports.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paladins in Troubled Times.

So, does Muir hate the Democrats for being warmongers, or for being insufficiently bloodthirsty?

The answer is yes.

Friday, May 7, 2021

And Muir Has Always Opposed War In Eastasia.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Iron Knight, Silver Vase.

And now Muir insists he's a man of peace, unlike those violent horrible Democrats, just ignore everything he used to say on this subject. (Interestingly enough, at first, this strip was about how we were abandoning Afghanistan, though Muir might just pull that one out again. Whether it shows up again or not, it's a fine display that Muir has no real consistency on this subject, just a blind hatred of what he sees as the Left.)

Thursday, May 6, 2021

So, We Can Add Gardening To The List Of Things Muir Knows Nothing About.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Muir continues to insist that the Capitol Riot was just happy, innocent fun remains both a thing and an illustration of his lack of any real patriotism, understanding of issues and general decency.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

So Much Misogyny In Just Two Panels.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sword Force, Pearl Shrine.

You know, it's the sheer range of stupid woman-hating awful in this one strip that gets me. It's almost impressive, in an awful way.

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

The Subversive Enemy Within, Allied To The Hordes Without!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Precious Sword, Golden Hairpin.

A reminder that Muir lives in Florida, not Texas, and would likely find Actual Texas a deep disappointment.

Monday, May 3, 2021

The Complexity Of Their Inner Court Cannot Be Discerned

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Crane Startles Kunlun.

Remember how during the Trump years, Muir treated a chaotic lunatic regime as if it were a paragon of strong rule, regularly showing Trump in conference with properly deferential underlings who Muir would then dutifully unperson when they turned on his dear leader? And now he treats the Biden administration as a coup with no clear chain of command.

Sunday, May 2, 2021

And These Ludicrous Straw Characters He's Made Prove You're The Real Racists!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sword of the Yue Maiden.

It says something that Muir's strawmen have become incoherent messes because his beliefs are now an incoherent mess that cries victimhood while boasting about how tough it is.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Friday, April 30, 2021

Don't Tell Him How That One Ended.

  It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Fox Volant of the Snowy Mountain.

Ah, the modern American Right's eternal love for a society of racist, pederast slave-owners who failed, then went on to betray everything they fought for in this war.

And we say they don't know themselves.

Thursday, April 29, 2021

We're Holding The Feds Off With Our Allies, The Saucer Men.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Young Flying Fox.

You know, as Muir indulges in his fantasy that he is connected to some epic struggle that amounts to an undeclared civil war, let's point out that the Compound has performed so many crimes it kind of begs belief that they aren't imprisoned right now.

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

They Have To Be The Bad Guys! NOT US! NEVER US!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Book and the Sword.

Ahh, yes, where the Democrats did the ultimate crime of not letting the Right win, and then followed up by not letting the Right's badly thought out coup attempt to succeed. This is a fascist strip now, plain and simple, right down to the delirious conspiracy theories to explain why you lost and to justify any awful action you take.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

How Dare You Feel Differently Than Him!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Blade-Dance of the Two Lovers.

The quiet irony that Muir's misogynistic response is far more hysterical and emotional than the post that he decries while revealing his irrationality and inability to deal with actual problems really underlines where DbD is these days.

Monday, April 26, 2021

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Friday, April 23, 2021

Next Up Russian Guyovitch Teaches Us About Moose And Squirrel.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Sword Stained with Royal Blood.

So Russian Guyovitch now not only invariably brings up irrelevant Cold War politics up regardless of the circumstance--he does so while insisting this shows how hip and cool and with it he is, a real voice of the youth.

Muir's not handling getting old well at all.

Thursday, April 22, 2021

We Da Real Muricans!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Smiling, Proud Wanderer.

As this is yesterday's strip, only more blatantly more racist, let's just say that it makes total sense that Muir would go all in on backing convicted murderer Derek Chauvin and leave it at that.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

She Says This To The Jewish Cast Member.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ode to Gallantry.

Muir is providing a pretty clear example of how white supremacy works, by allowing people who are stupid, cowardly, and unaccomplished to imagine that they are really smart, brave and talented, and if only the evil inferiors could be gotten rid of, well, they'd be where they should be.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

And That's Why We Need To Bring Back Powdered Wigs!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre.

Muir's cast babbling on about the Enlightenment virtues while showing none of them is... well, about standard for this present brand of awful.

Monday, April 19, 2021

How Can Racism Be Racist, He Asks You?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Return of the Condor Heroes.

I just am dully amazed he has the Jewish character nodding along with this idiocy. It's like he's lost whatever filter to try and give himself wiggle room he once had.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

We're Just Like The Founding Fathers, If They Were Whiny Morons.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Legend of the Condor Heroes.

I'll give Muir this--this would almost fit the long-neglected 'one good(ish) strip a year' standard from the early days, filling a lengthy deficit. Except underpinning it is Muir's swollen ego and lack of understanding of history.

Friday, April 16, 2021

Let's Mine This Shit A Little Further.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ol' black water, keep on rollin'.

It's the blend of hypocrisy, stupidity and deep misogyny, all so supremely revealing, that hits a new brand of low for this strip.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Let's All Have A Moment Of Stunned Silence.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

Because of course, Muir would follow his creepy ogling strip accusing other people of being pedophiles. Of course he would. 

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

This Can Only Get Creepier.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because creme de caocao.

So we take a break from accusing everyone else of being a Nazi for objecting to your armbands and snazzy uniforms to... ogle teenagers.

...

In the DbD of 2021 there is only various forms of Hell.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Epic Projection, Now In Cinemascope.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Santa Esmeralda.

 On some level, Muir knows he's the goosestepper following a pathetic old man whose never won the popular vote, pretending he's cool. But that level only makes Muir shout about he's being oppressed by jerks by not being allowed to do whatever he wants ever more.

Monday, April 12, 2021

In Which "Youse The Real Racists" Gets Weird On Us.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because soundtrack by Hans Zimmer.

It says something that Muir can't even drag out the old canard of how 'the Democrats were the KKK' (which even in its kinder interpretation of what Muir means is a massive simplification, and for most of them is outright bullshit) without starting off to note that white people are the real victims these days.

Sunday, April 11, 2021

The Numbers Might Be Faulty, And The Interpretation Horseshit, But Hey, Look At That Wall Of Text.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a long way to Buffalo--a long way to Belfast city too.

Muir once again asserts that opposing Nazism is EXACTLY WHAT THE NAZIS WOULD DO, and if you don't agree with him, well, his imaginary Jewish friend does, so what do you say to that, liebrul? Let's all appreciate twisting opposing hate speech and insisting white supremacist militias face consequences into hideous oppression. Because Muir knows that in a truly free nation, he could do whatever he wants, and you inferior scum would just have to take it.