Thursday, May 23, 2019

"Sam Can't Cook, And Also, Robot."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because into the Spider-verse.

And we move from bad political humor to bad domestic humor, involving the fricking robot that's part of the cast and, excuse me, I have to take a deep breath after writing that.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

"And The Point Is... Democrats Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big girls don't cry.

...So, is Biden a victim of the Democrats and their "hatred" of whitey, or is he a grotesque groper who deserves censure?  Because Muir looks like he's trying to have it both ways in such a manner that it destroys any joke, or for that matter, any coherence in the strip.

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

"I'm Just Going To Keep Going With This, Because It's A Surefire Winner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because too much time on my hands.

So, pretty much yesterday's strip, again, only the drawings are even more grotesque and plastic-like.

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Yep.  Classic Muir.

Monday, May 20, 2019

"He's A Sexist Groper! And That's Bad, In This Case."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as odd as it may seem, Rupert Holmes doesn't like pina coladas.

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This take is never going to cease to be awkward coming from Muir.

Sunday, May 19, 2019

"Th-This Has Been A Total Vindication For Us. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the holly and the ivy.

And now that the whole Russian matter has refused to die, we move back to 'this is all a witch hunt, and Liberals are the real racists'. 

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Friday, May 17, 2019

"Youse The Real Racists!" Salsa Re-Mix.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "A grave, a grave, " Lord Donald cried, "to put these lovers in!"

 Ahh, the cast insulting other people's intelligence.  Always a bitterly ironic experience, as these are all morons who think they are smart, Michael.

Thursday, May 16, 2019

"Yeah, She Is Totally A Criminal, In League With Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he struck his wife right through the heart and pinned her against the wall.

Classic Muir.  Screaming about Hillary Clinton and that imaginary horde of voting illegal immigrants while imagining you are being completely rational. 

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

"Sh-She Thought My Post Praising The KKK Wuz Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald, he jumped up and loudly he did bawl. 

 I'm amazed the Compound members allow themselves to use ZOG's secret method of tracking resistance.

But then, it's Wednesday.   Who knows what the rules will be in a day or two?

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

"This Is What He Totally Would Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then up spoke his own dear wife, never heard to speak so free, "I'd rather a kiss from dead Matty's lips than you or your finery!" 

 And now Muir has once again completely abandoned reality to have Fantasy Trump deal with Fantasy Afghanistan with his Fantasy Magic Technology.

Monday, May 13, 2019

Mwahahahaha.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then Lord Donald took his wife and he sat her on his knee, saying "Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me?" 

 Remember--obstruction of justice and refusing congressional subpoenas?  GOOD.  Environmentalism?  BAD.

From the people who brought you "Health care is evil, and guns everywhere are good."

Sunday, May 12, 2019

"Yes, This Is What Is Happening!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald struck the very next blow and Matty struck no more. 

This is the end result of being a fascist.  You spout gibberish about how things operating as they should to control your side's rampant criminality are evil conspiracies, and you believe that civilization is collapsing around you because you listen to horror stories to justify your bullshit.

Saturday, May 11, 2019

"See? Democrats Are The Real Criminals Always And Forever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so Matty struck the very first blow and he hurt Lord Donald sore. 

The next two years are going to be Muir screaming "the pen is red!" as reality writes "the pen is blue".

Friday, May 10, 2019

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Abuse Of Power Of All Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "And you will strike the very first blow and strike it like a man--I will strike the very next blow and I'll kill you if I can."

 It's good to see that Muir still knows nothing about the Constitution he supposedly reveres.

Thursday, May 9, 2019

"AlliswellALLisWELLallISWELLalliswellALLISWELLAlLIsWelL..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Well it's true I have two beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse, but you will have the better of them and I will have the worse."


And it's yet more of the simultaneously omnipotent, yet incompetent Democratic World Conspiracy, which somehow enfolds the entire FBI.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

"I Mean--I'm Also His Mom, Damon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't get up, I won't get up, I can't get up for my life, for you have two long beaten swords and I not a pocket knife!"

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Because of course, this is what Muir reduces foreign cultures to.  Of course it is.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

"My Argument Is Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "It'll never be said in fair England that I slew a naked man!"

By now, I thinks it's safe to say that Muir has pretty much given up having a point in this... storyline.

Monday, May 6, 2019

"Down With Censorship! Up With Badly-Drawn Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Get up, get up, " Lord Donald cried, "get up as quick as you can!"

 You know, watching this toothless version of their old arguments--which were pretty damn poor to begin with--really underlines how superfluous Damon and Jan have become for the modern strip, which is pretty much"Crazy Border Militia Compound Hijinks!"now.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

"That's Why They Lose Their Temper Over Trump Hats, Swastikas, And Klan Uniforms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But better I like your lady gay who lies in my arms asleep!" 

Remember when Muir freaked out about an advertisement?

But that's different.  He's doing it.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Causing Liberals To Suffer Is COOL!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, well I like your feather bed and well I like your sheets." 

This is now the lamest power fantasy ever.

And that's with some stiff competition.

Friday, May 3, 2019

"See, This'll Get People Excited To See What Jo's Done!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because saying "How do you like my feather bed and how do you like my sheets? How do you like my lady who lies in your arms asleep?" 

And Muir's latest fantasy of weak persecution followed by vicious vengeance plods, plods, plods on...

Thursday, May 2, 2019

"Yeah, Thu-They Are All Cowards And Wimps! *Gulp*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when he awoke, Lord Donald was standing at his feet.

 So, he's just going to keep this shit going on?

Right.  Why move things forward when you can stew in the cowardice and hatred that you imagine is courage.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

"She Is So OPPRESSED By The Democratic Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Matty Groves, he lay down and took a little sleep.

 So remember, Liberals are all unreasoning and hateful, and also druggies.  So we don't need those cloud macchiatos. Which taste horrible anyway.

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

"They Are So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and in his hurry to carry the news, he bent his breast and ran, and when he came to the broad millstream, he took off his shoes and he swam.

 As usual, Muir depicts his "good guys" as whiny wimps while imagining he's depicting them as tough guys.  And is surprise that a terrible president gets a lot of bad news stories, who'd a thunk it?

Monday, April 29, 2019

"He Is Truly A Rugged And Bwave Individual!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and a servant who was standing by and hearing what was said, he swore Lord Donald he would know before the sun would set.


Well, at least Muir's got a new Trump picture.  If not an actual new Trump cartoon, because it's the usual 'Hail the Leader' glurge.

Sunday, April 28, 2019

"They Clearly Want To Use People's Skulls As Footstools! And They Are Mad To Want That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But if I am Lord Donald's wife, Lord Donald's not at home. He is out in the far cornfields bringing the yearlings home."

See, this is the thing about the right-wing's projection--like any drug addict, they have to keep upping the dose to get the high.  Which in the case of the average right-winger means leaving behind the real world to live in the bubble.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

"My Answer To Your Objection Is Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't come home, I won't come home and sleep with you tonight! By the rings on your fingers I can tell you are Lord Donald's wife!"

And the game goes on.

Friday, April 26, 2019

"And That Is Clearly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Come home with me, little Matty Groves, come home with me tonight! Come home with me, little Matty Groves, and sleep with me till light!"

 If it feels like you're being gaslit by Muir here, well, you are.

I defer to Jean-Paul Sartre...

"Never believe that anti‐Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly since he believes in words. The anti‐Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument has passed."

Thursday, April 25, 2019

And Now Back To The Wacky Woman Robot Show.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there she saw little Matty Groves, walking in the crowd.

 And now a break from the fascism--bad sitcom humor.

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Yay?

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

"We Are So Defiant In Our Fast Food And Hat Choices!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and when the meeting it was done, she cast her eyes about. 

 Modern American conservatism is telling yourself your persecuted for acting like an ass, while simultaneously imagining that you could, if you wished, slaughter those who dislike you with impunity.

Monday, April 22, 2019

"I Mean, Is It Fair For Them To Arrest Mafia Dons For Doing THEIR Jobs?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a holiday, a holiday, and the first one of the year. 

"Arrested for doing his job".  That he volunteered for, and that is illegal.  

But yeah, good to see that the hellspawn are becoming good little indoctrinated "national anarchists".

Sunday, April 21, 2019

...Oh, Ever-Loving God.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because but that's the thing--once the series had codified it, Dark Force was pretty much destined to show up in some form or another for every future game as the ultimate evil.

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Well, now I need several gallons of brain bleach.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Well. Not The WWII Fascist Apologism I Was Quite Expecting, But...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because now that fourth game also adds a lot to Dark Force's lore, explaining what the hell we've been fighting in the last three games and introducing the Eldritch Horror Behind the Eldritch Horror.  It does a pretty good job, actually.

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That declaration from Muir that the Third Reich wasn't so bad seems to be coming closer and closer...

Friday, April 19, 2019

"Now Let's Do Racism AND Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then the fourth one, it starts out "Well, we're fighting this cult leader and... oh, wait, he's worshiping Dark Force."

You know the nude pictures of Samurai Mom just get worse and worse, to the point where I'm starting to think we're dealing with some sort of unacknowledged complex.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

"Well, Enough Racism! Now For Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because then it's, "So the bad guys are a faction on this generation shi--no, wait, it's Dark Force."

Given that this means dropping the Nazism for a strip, I'm almost relieved to see another one of Muir's awful attempts at depicting breasts.

Almost.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

"But Of Course, I'm Not A Nazi," Said The Nazi.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because after that, it's "so I'm fighting a mad supercomputer--no wait, it's Dark Force.  And um... a bunch of guys in capes."

Well, he seems to have hit a new plateau of racism for the moment.  Of course, that might be because the only way to go further would be "You know, the Third Reich wasn't SO bad"...

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

When At First You Fail At Humanity, Fail, Fail, Fail Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I mean, first game, he's at it.  "We're fighting the Emperor! No, wait, the real bad guy is... um, Dark Fals?  What?"

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I'll take 'Doubling Down' for $600, Alex.

Monday, April 15, 2019

When Your Attempted Refutation Proves Your Opponents Right, Take 1017

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dark Force from the Phantasy Star series out-Ganons Ganon.

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And a critical fail in the FIRST. FUCKING. LINE.

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I am in awe. 

Sunday, April 14, 2019

"Venezuela!" Mic Drop On Your Own Foot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because three maids a-milkin' they did go.

Well, that's all nuance and understanding I expect from Muir on socialist politics.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

"Hey, Remember When We Were All Pro-War?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ding ding ding.

It says something that the thing that switched Muir from 'warmonger' to 'isolationist' is a desire to kill brown-skinned people closer to home.

Friday, April 12, 2019

"Just Get With The Illegal Actions, Sir!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because #9 Dream.

It says something that the only thing that strains Muir's admiration for Trump is a feeling that Trump isn't racist enough.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

"The FILTHY Subhumans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because formerly of this area.

I'll be fair--it's completely likely that Muir made something that looks like an awful antisemitic joke without realizing that's what it looks like, because the idea that many lawyer jokes are thinly-veiled antisemitic jokes would never occur to him.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Another Effortless Triumph Against The Untermenschen.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because juggling.

Well, that plotline stopped almost as quickly as it began.

Makes you wonder if Muir got bored, or had something else he wanted to check out.  Guess we'll see tomorrow.

And probably wish we didn't.

Saturday, April 6, 2019

"Yes, They Are Repulsive, Aren't They?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crossword puzzle.

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When Muir's bigotry and his sexism go hand in hand, the results are always... special.

Friday, April 5, 2019

"Obviously, We Should Be Shooting These People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let the spinning wheel turn.

You know, Muir's narcissistic attitude towards people facing real persecution is one of his more loathsome qualities.

And he's got a bunch of them.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

"Evil Liberals! Not Simply Killing The Inferior Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sex is about the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

Because the simple fact that lawyers are involved PROVES it's an evil plot.  It just does.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

"Clearly, This Is An Evil Liberal Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Silver Nail, on the fiddle.

Apparently, Muir thought building the wall obviously wouldn't involve any of the things that it would necessarily have happen.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

A Long Line of Cars.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down by the river.

Thrill at the visual tedium of drawings of static objects.

Monday, April 1, 2019

Time For A New Set Of Mooks.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Parcheesi-type games.

Oh, it's time for the umpteenth "Compound-dwellers against the gubmint" storyline.  Let's see how many they kill this time.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

"This Is All True! Some Guy Online Said It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because educated fools from uneducated schools.

It's kind of amusing that Muir's hatred for Paul Ryan continues well after the man's shuffling off to the margins of politics.

Well, there has to be something to laugh at in all that crazy.

Saturday, March 30, 2019

"Clearly, She Wants Me Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's an eminence front, an eminence front, it's a put-on.

You know, Muir's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is probably the weakest, most boring caricature yet--which is saying something--as he seems to be basing her even less on the real person than any other Democrat.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Muahahahaha!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Martin Fierro.

Good to see Muir has exactly one damn Pelosi stock picture that he will use endlessly.

Well, okay, 'good' isn't quite the word I should be using.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

"They Plot Against Our Savior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Penny Black.

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Well, nice to see that the Elders of Zion have gotten more inclusive in this new century.

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I mean it.  He's pretty much repackaging that old nonsense in all its incoherent... glory with this strip.

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

"Truly, They Plan A WHITE GENOCIDE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Memoirs of US Grant.

It's funny how Muir can sound like a Nazi while depicting himself as the prospective victim of Nazis.

In a sad, pathetic way.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

"I Mean, When Has The Constitution Ever Changed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because open up your heart, let's come together.

So, apparently Muir wants us to go back to the VP being the runner-up for the presidency.

Or does he not realize that's how the system originally worked?

Monday, March 25, 2019

"Yeah, They Are Assuredly Doomed In The Near Future! Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cheap Trick says good night.

So, the electoral college is now in the list of things that must be defended.

Well, glad to see Muir continues to hate democracy in general while imagining he loves it.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

"Ha! Stupid Liberals! Setting Themselves Up For Their Inevitable Destruction!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sandpaper.

Most of the Left see equality and rights as something where helping others helps ourselves.  The Right sees it as privileges existing in a zero-sum game, and thus view the Left as fools who are raising up their inevitable supplanters. 

That this belief makes them easy marks for authoritarians and wanna-be dictators doesn't quite register.

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Friday, March 22, 2019

"And Look At The Wondrous Racist Compound He Has Built!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sawdust.

Yes, all civilization, like Egypt, and Mesopotamia, and China, and India, and Mesoamerica...

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You know on reflection, white guys have a pretty lousy record at building civilization.

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Indoctrination. It's A Good Thing.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fence post.

As we consider the fate of the the hellspawn, being indoctrinated into compound life, let's move on to consider that Muir has once again realized he needs an excuse for why Skye is living there.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

"And Don't Get Me Started On The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because out here in the fields.

In a good example of the ignorance Muir is showing, a sura (or as it is more often rendered these days surah) is a chapter in the Quran.

There are... significantly more than 12 of them.


Tuesday, March 19, 2019

"I Hear You're A Racist Now, Father Zed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moonlight sonata.

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Well, I was wondering when Muir was going to comment on the shootings..

And what rationalization he was going to use, and I'll be honest, he surprised me here, because he didn't use any.  Just straight up celebrating the deaths of innocents, including women and children.

Monday, March 18, 2019

"And We Could Devour The Flesh Of Our Neighbors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hey, Fernando.

At this point, we can be sure that Muir hasn't read the Green New Deal, he's only read angry cranks denouncing pretend versions of it.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

"And Then Came Washington's Dino Calvary!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Salome and the Dance of a Thousand Veils.

You know, rather than dwelling on the fact that Muir doesn't get history and his politics are abysmal, I think I'll point out that as Muir's politics have drifted rightwards into naked white supremacism, Jan and Damon have faded as characters while Zed and Sam have grown evermore prominent. 

For reasons that are obvious, when you think about it.

Saturday, March 16, 2019

First, They Came For Our Family Values!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because think of the buffalo.

He writes this the day after a white supremacist shoots up mosques in New Zealand. 

If there is an afterlife, Muir's hell will involve nothing more or less than seeing himself as he really was.

Friday, March 15, 2019

It's Clear The Tsar Would Never Let This Happen If He Knew!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Superman March.

Sure, Muir.  Sure.  It's just Mitch making the bad stuff happen.  Trump... Trump is a good guy who is on your side.

Sure.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

"Just Kill Them All! You Can Do That, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Stainless Steel Rat.

And there's more of Muir's vaunted respect for law and order.  Because, clearly, it doesn't count when the other side can use it.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

"Having To Treat Others With Respect Is Oppressive To White Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Hellfire Club.

It's astonishing how little it gets Muir to whine about the unfairness of it all.

Okay, not so much "astonishing" as "utterly predictable" at this point, but the scope does get you from time to time.

Monday, March 11, 2019

Sunday, March 10, 2019

"Those Sinister Traitors! Aligning With... MEXICO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Godfather cocktail.

The way Muir writes it, you'd think Mexico was an enemy, instead of a trading partner.

But then, when you're a bigot allied with traitors, you have to tell yourself a lot of things, to keep the lie afloat.

Saturday, March 9, 2019

"Truly We Must Purge Our Land Of The Foreign Menace And Internal Dissidents!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ram a-Lam Ding Dong.

Muir's imagined Texas is filled with more hims.  Which doesn't resemble real Texas as much as he thinks, but there you go.

Friday, March 8, 2019

Thursday, March 7, 2019

"The Only Possible Way For Them To Win Is Evil Brainwashing! I Read It Online!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Bobby Fuller Four.

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You know, as Muir has been leaning into the wish fulfillment and projection, let's focus on the fact that this little... storyline really demonstrates that he has only a few Trump drawings.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

"Ha-Ha-Ha! She's Hideous! Really! I'm Not Just Randomly Spewing Shit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paperback Writer.

And moving on from Muir's sexist shit about AOC--though I will note we now see what happens when Muir has to write an attractive woman whose politics he can't change because he created her--let's note that Muir is creating a fantasy where he can just eliminate all these pesky Democrats by magic, because they can't be real Muricans.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Monday, March 4, 2019

"This Would Be A Brilliant Ploy Certain To Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'd rather be with you.

Man, the combination of so many of Muir's idiotic fallacies and myths in one strip.  It's almost peak him.

Except of course, there is no peak Muir.  He just hits a new level and keeps going.  So more peak 2019 Muir.

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Enjoy Joke Consumers!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because across the stratosphere.

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I'm expecting a lot of crazy denial tomorrow, because that's what these long intervals of not-humor tend to lead to.

Friday, March 1, 2019

"Thank God We Can Always Flee To South America!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Shondells.

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I feel obligated to note that Muir does not actually live in Texas, and so far as I can tell, has never done so.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

"We Are So Persecuted By The Elites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because EZ-Bake.

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At this point, Muir seems to seek out his grievances to the point of caring about Bill Maher.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Monday, February 25, 2019

"Take That Hillary, Take That Yet.... Yeah, You Know The Drill."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fog.

And Muir recycles the "Hillary is on death's door" bullshit, again.

He's going to be so crushed when she doesn't run in 2020.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

"You Are All Awful And Bad, And I Am Righteous And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Snoop Sisters.

American "Fundamentalism" is of course famed for its hypocrisy, its rigidness, its ass-backwards "biblical literalness" which can insist that Noah's flood happened, but that Jesus never meant all that stuff about money and wealth.  But less dwelt on is its tendency to go on about "false prophets" appearing in the guise of "sheep", and as Muir does here, "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions".  The lesson they get from this being that one must be on constant guard for sheep, and of course, one must never have any "good intentions" whatsoever.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

"You Were Having The Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rye is a type of whiskey, so "whiskey and rye" is nonsense.

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And it just drags on...

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

"Clearly, Everyone Against The Leader Is Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because BBC-4.

Remember, people finding alarming things about Trump and not about Clinton are clearly in the pay of the Conspiracy.


I mean, what other explanation could there be?

Sunday, February 17, 2019

"The Fact Stories My Paranoid Buddies Tell Me Don't Show Up Is PROOF Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shrimp and grits.

So, wait, the fact that this would, if true, explode Muir's previous portrayal of Mueller as an evil servant of the Deep State and Hillary just isn't registering with him?

Of course it isn't.  That was yesterday.  Literally.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Friday, February 15, 2019

"The Cops Are Only Against Us Because They're Corrupt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

I still don't get what made Muir decide that El Dorado Dad was a character worth repeat use.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

"Look, You Can't Ask Us To Engage With Our Opponents' Actual Ideas. That's Crazy Talk!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because get a long little doggy.

You know, there's a reason Muir has to distort the Left's actual positions into grotesque parodies--his actual politics are that bad. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

In The White Room With No Curtains.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wherever you go, there you are.

Right, Muir.  Right. We get it.  White guys are the most oppressed people in history.  Got it.

Monday, February 11, 2019

"Youse Is All Criminal Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because have you seen her dressed in blue?

Yes, that's how the Democrats won the suburbs.  Criminals.  Right.

Gonna be a long two years.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

"How Dare You Persecute Us For Crimes We Have Committed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

You know, it should be remembered that it was actually the 300 Spartans and the 2000+ other Greeks.

And that the Spartans were frequently allied with the Persians during the Peloponnesian War...

Oh, right.  That's the part of the history of Sparta that American cryptofascists forget in'it?

Saturday, February 9, 2019

"Truly Is Anyone As Persecuted As A White Man In Modern America?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gloria, Gloria.

So, is Captain Mitty a proud redneck defiantly keeping up his folkways in opposition to the evil liberal elites, or is a proud country dweller wrongly viewed as a redneck by the decadent leftists?  Muir has literally done BOTH depending on the strip.

Friday, February 8, 2019

"Yet Another Effortless Victory For My Side In The Make-Believe World I've Created! Huzzah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barnaby Rudge.

Let's remember that our good guys run a racist militia on a compound with foreign support, no matter how Muir tries to cut it.

But yeah, somehow all the crap that Muir has their buds doing is just paytreeotic Muricanism.

Thursday, February 7, 2019

"Don't You See It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my old man said follow the van.

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Muir's nuttiness seems to be getting more incoherent the longer this presidency goes on.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

"Esoteric Defeat! Also, Youse The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was a master thief, I'd think I'd rob them.

Fake black man and fake liberal Hispanic agree--the Democrats are in trouble. 

I mean, sure they've got a majority in the House, but...

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Monday, February 4, 2019

"HA! More Proof That The Conspiracy Is All A Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because make your mother sigh.

Remember what I said yesterday?

Apparently Muir imagines that if he screams louder about Mueller, it will become real.

It won't.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

"All Is According To Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because color sample.

Reading these cartoons, I'm reminded of Phil Dick's maxim, "Reality is that which keeps existing when you don't believe in it."  Which is the problem Muir is going to face with this plotline--he can blow up as many evil Demokrats as he desires, but the real party is going to continue to be in power in the House.  He can scream about Hilary's evil plans all he wants--the real woman is just going to continue her retirement.  He can clear Trump all he wants, but the real man will continue to live under the shadows of investigation and foreign involvement. 

Because that's reality.

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Friday, February 1, 2019

Awkward On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the converging of the twain.

It's time for yet another episode of "Muir doesn't realize what he's doing here" theatre.

Oh, such an episode.

Thursday, January 31, 2019

"Our Opponents Are Decadent And Effete!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feathery.

Right, right, Muir.  Just get to slaughtering the latest bunch of hapless straw opponents. 

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

"Clearly, My Treachery Is A Sign Of Worth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey dinner.

As usual, Muir's supposedly fearsome fascist goons are utter idiots who are complete outflanked by the "good guys".  Who are violent thugs, so really there are no heroes here.  Not that he sees it.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Clearly, A Private Citizen Is The Most Powerful Person In Government Circles!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pilsner Urquell.

Well, the crazy is kicking it up a notch.  And Trump has only had to deal with a Democratic House for a month.

Monday, January 28, 2019

A Total Shock Twist.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cement is just for the weight.

I mean, there are all those federal agents they tortured and/or killed.

On top of all the migrants they tortured and/or killed.

And the protestors they tortured and/or killed.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

"How Can They Persecute This Paragon? Or Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sun always shines on TV.

So we're supposed to feel sorry for the President who drips with sleaze and the racist militia compound that is connected to foreign powers.

Got it.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Meanwhile, In The Headquarters Of The Democratic Party Of Doom!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you probably think this song is about you.

"How dare you persecute us for persecuting others!  Have you no shame?  Don't you understand that racists whites have special rights that other people don't?"

Thursday, January 24, 2019

"This Totally Good For Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fairy Fay.

At this point, Muir isn't just shifting the goalposts, he's announcing that actually, this is a track and field exhibition, not a football game.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

"Thank God The President Speaks For Whites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tiny food.

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Why is whoever Jeff Zucker is talking with off-panel talking like minstrel show character?

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Oh, why am I asking that, we all know why.

Monday, January 21, 2019

"And Then We Will Force Them To Eat Their Own Hands!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Root of Ampoi.

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The dead-eyed stare of the demonspawn, whose rapid growth is getting unnerving, is the stuff of nightmares.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

"Trump Is Totally Rocking This!"

It's the Day's Day of Day! Because believe it or not, I started to worry, I wondered if I had enough class.

As we deal with yet another appearance of Muir's version of Nancy Pelosi, the feckless weakling, let's sit back and marvel at him not understanding how the government works, and imagine that Trump's undermining Congressional security is somehow a good move.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

"You Really Are My Best Friend, Michael."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because call me Deacon Blues.

You know everything in this cartoon is wrong.  The blue states aren't stealing money from the red states--the red states are mooching off the blue states.  John Bolton is by most accounts a dwindling presence in the administration.  And Trump is a cowardly dullard increasingly dominated by the suspicion he's losing this one.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

"My Pretend Wife Knows What A Real Woman Wants!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pretty Polly.

You know, when you really think about this strip, it is so fucking sad.

Once you get past the horrific sexism.  And the hideous demon-children.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

"Proof Their Perfidy, My Good Wench!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and this is the woodwinds.

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Ah, yes, clearly the delegation to the island that got his by a hurricane is all really a party cruise.

Also, Sam appears to have lost her bones.

Monday, January 14, 2019

"Totally Like Hitler!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bells and whistles.

The NRA has a lot of shit to answer for.  Spreading the myth that Hitler was into gun control is a tiny, but significant part of that.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

"Wow, Sis! That Was Totally A Valid Point, And Not Bullshit At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because someone like you.

And Skye's brain continues to be eaten by the hivemind.  Because that's how interested Muir is in showing alternate points of view.

Friday, January 11, 2019

"Jews Manipulating Jews! This Makes Total Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because imagine Take a Chance On Me done in the style of AC-DC.  Yes, that actually exists.

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Man, remember the time when Muir didn't imagine Soros was behind everything?  It was back in the time when a good chunk of his strips weren't just photos with filters on them.  Too bad things that have grown together.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

"Trump... Trump Is Totally With Us Right Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just like a tree planted by the water.

Yes, I'm sure that was why it was so listless, Muir.  Those bad fake Republicans. 

The Leader remains with you in spirit.

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

"This Is EXACTLY How Civil Rights Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the squid.

The idea that the Left has a broad alliance of people working together for the greater good is so foreign to the modern Right that it has to imagine its opponents are squabbling and divided.  After all, otherwise, it would have to admit that being a narrow group serving only its own interest--and that badly--is... different from a good chunk of the nation, and once that happened, things would likely spiral from there.

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

"Like There's Something Wrong About Being A Corrupt Fool Under The Thumb Of A Foreign Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I want to be your... SLEDGEHAMMER!

Yeah, the Democrats are the ones who resemble Chavez and Maduro in this.  Not the guy tossing around ideas like declaring a state of emergency because.

Monday, January 7, 2019

"This Is What Socialists Actually Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass snake.

Muir's effort at a philosophical discussion between the sisters stumble on the facts that he doesn't know what he's talking about, and imagines he does, and that he has given the sisters personalities as pleasant as nails on a blackboard.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

It's EXACTLY The Same!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Australian Nationalist Party.

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You know, pointing out the amount of nuance missing in Muir's "analysis" would be a lot of labor to state that in essence, it's all wrong.

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Oh. This.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Chopsticks.

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I knew the breastfeeding fetish was going to be in play again, I just didn't realize how much it was going to be in play.

Friday, January 4, 2019

Not Pictured--A Large Portion Of The Political History Of The World.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because God bless the Tzar and keep him... far away from us.

I wonder what Muir thinks about the British Labour Party.  You know the guys who supported us on Iraq at the time.  When the conservative French government didn't.

I also wonder how the hellspawn apparently levitates.  And where exactly is the nothing place that she's taken Skye to.

I probably shouldn't.  That way lies madness.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

"I Understand Mother. Shall I Send Them All To The Cornfield?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Robert Muldoon's Dancing Cossacks.

As we shudder at Muir's depiction of the demonspawn, let's note that despite a growing list of ways this effects people, as it doesn't affect him, Muir imagines it doesn't really affect anybody, except the government employees, who are of course, parasites and wasters.

Something tells me when the tax problems start, Muir will change his tune--to blame Democrats and the bureaucracy for not running without money.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

"Just Remember That Those Not Like Us Are Inferior."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I sing the body electric.

The real amusing thing is that Sam is breaking her own supposed rule to tell what "an American" is.  But it's only "not questioning things" when you don't questions things like "racism is bad", or "sexism is bad", or "compassion is a virtue".