Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"I Care About All This Now, Because President Blacula Is Such An Obvious Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rolling down.

And obviously, Muir would be making a big deal out of this if Romney had won.  Yes, in between more fun sniper adventures and talk of the evils of Islamocommufacism, Muir would doubtless be criticing the Department of Homeland Security.

(And how does Muir rationalize Obama being the evil pawn of the Muslim conspiracy with this version of the man?  Oh and what am I talking about?  We all know Muir doesn't even bother to keep his various conspiracies straight....)

Monday, January 28, 2013

"Don't Mind Me! I Can Teleport!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because on that bird there was a feather.

As Zed enjoys yet another one of his magic powers popping up, allow me to blink at the fact that Karl is now German.  Admittedly, this may have happened in the past, but it's another good example of Muir's suddenly changing people's nationalities "because"...

Saturday, January 26, 2013

...Did That Make Sense Before The Accent Was Put In?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Pragmatic Sanction of it makes no mention.

...Yeah.  I think Muir forgot to put in a punchline.  And a middle.  And any sort of coherant point...

Friday, January 25, 2013

"They Are Inferior Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because huzzah.

Yeah.  Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is the guy who just yesterday was comparing his opponents to the Nazis.  And then he says that. 

Thursday, January 24, 2013

"Damn That Black Commuislamofascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa.

Actually, Eisenhower had to institute a gun buyback to get back all the weapons the Nazis had let the Gemans get their hands on.  So much for an armed populace being a guarantee of freedom. 

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Even Liberal Jan Sees The Threat To Our Nation.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because damnation.

Ahh, yes, more of Muir's fake liberal and fake black person agreeing with each other while chattering nonsense.  Lovely.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Celebrating MLK Day With Hellspawn.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because color guard.

Actually, that's probably among the least traumatizing things he's had them do to those children...

Sunday, January 20, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nimmee Annee.

Muir's batshit attempts to prove he's not sexist are of course so incredibly sexist as to make this strip a trip into the actively surreal.

Saturday, January 19, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then he got eaten by a snake.

You know, one can justifiably accuse Lance Armstrong of a lot of things.  Being effeminate isn't one of them. But let's leave Muir to his crazy misogynist hut, shall we?

Thursday, January 17, 2013

"Why Can't He Just Use Government Snipers?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horseradish.

Muir's distaste for drones would be less risible if he didn't otherwise love assassinations, spies, and all the other Tom Clancyesque materials of the Secret State, and weren't still regularly claiming Obama is a secret Muslim.  As it is, it's another bit of proof that Muir's "rock-solid" ethics are in fact goopy mud.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

"They Are Liars And Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ottoman Empire.

I could say that Muir has a double standard, but that wouldn't do it justice.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

"Pointless Politcal Kabuki! HUZZAH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's the beginning of the new age.

Why do Republicans think they win when they waste our time?  Why?

Monday, January 14, 2013

"Vegetables Are For Wimps! Rar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pale blue eyes.

Ahh.  And now we get one of the increasingly rare non-political strips.  And it once again demonstrates that Muir's lousy at that kind of humor too.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

"We Shall Triumph Due To Our Clear Moral Superiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cashews.

Yes, Muir knows what made America great.  Guns!  Sexism!  McCarthyism!  Guns!  Threats of secession!  Guns!  And lousy comic strips.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

"Not That We're Advocating Assassination Or Something! Heaven Forfend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Zadok the Priest.

Of course, what gun enthusiasts could do in their scenarios of anti-government insurrection outside dying like dogs in the street is something of a mystery to us on a first name basis with sanity.  And why is it that when the original intent of the Founders comes up the idea of a genuine citizen's militia, like Switzerland, is never mentioned by the Right?

Oh, right.  Because that would entail ACTUAL responsibility.

Friday, January 11, 2013

"All Hail Our Lady Of Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because like a friend.

And the fictional reality of this strip continues to recede further and further from our world...

Thursday, January 10, 2013

"It'll Be Just Like 'Red Dawn'! WOLVERINES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mexican vanilla.

Remember when any criticism of the Bush Presidency was treason, and a sign of the critics hatred for the nation?

Yeah, me too.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Boldly Rejecting Reality

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Grand Duchy of Baden.

And of course, if Muir's imaginary liberal says its the case, it must be true...

Monday, January 7, 2013

"And They Want To Steal Our Teeth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because somewhere there's a feather.

I had to restrain my head from hitting the desk at 'no term limits'.  The crazy is just getting worse.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

"The Sacred Right Of Corporations Trumps The Needs Of Mere Individuals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the fairest of the season.

Of course, one could argue that in their pursuit of "religious liberty" Hobby Lobby is denying the rights and freedoms of others... but oh, no, individuals only matter when its gun.  On all the other stuff, corporations are the people to protect...

And of course, one could point out this is hardly actually a matter of religious liberty at all, but that would just make the poor dears heads spin.  When you spend so much time twisting the meaning of meaning, eventually, you start losing track of reality...

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Friday, January 4, 2013

"It's Like There's Some... Reason They Think Guns Are Dangerous Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've been out walking.

"How dare they call us on our bullshit posturing!  We are the champions of freedom--the freedom to have a gun, and threaten people with it!  Don't they see that?"

Thursday, January 3, 2013

"They Should Just Let Themselves Be Shot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Froggy went a courting.

Because why should they fear people with guns in a state that has people like you in it, Muir?  (And I feel obligated to note that no, that is not the 'right they would deny to others', unless there's some massive anti-bodyguard legislation out there that Muir's not mentioning.)

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

"And This Is Precisely Why This Is Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's gone blue.

Ahh, Muir.  Just let the horrible melodrama flow out of you like piss. For surely these contrived events prove the vital importance of not registering guns.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

"He Should Be Using Government Snipers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here comes the underdog.

This would be more convincing if Muir didn't regularly support using lethal force and torture on the dervishes for looking at us funny...