"I Wish I Had A Man To Belittle Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbrella.

...

I'd feel sorry for Sam if she wasn't--you know--awful.

"Everyone Else Votes The Wrong Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ghost riders in the sky.

"American values" meaning "White guys get to call the shots, especially rich ones".  That there might be other American values does not occur to Muir.  That these might be better ones is not even a trickle of a thought.

"And, Hey, Let's Bring Back Slavery, And The 3/5 Rule While We're At It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billboard.

Of course, technically all the things Muir complains about are in the Constitution as written thanks to a process known as "amending" that the forefathers he claims to revere.  Men who understood that circumstances could change, and that a government not willing to change with them would inevitably degenerate into a tyranny.

"Bring Back White Male Rule!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American Records.

...

...

...

But Muir's not a Nazi! He says so, therefore it must be true.

"We--We Are The Persecuted Ones! How Dare They Judge Us For Our Awful Beliefs, Words, And Deeds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tai chi.

Ahh, yes.  A peaceful march becomes violent thugs.  A man who drove into it becomes a victim.

And the woman who died?

Doesn't matter.  White men are the truly persecuted ones, in Muir's sad little mind.

"Word Salad Shall Set You Free!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for olds lane slide, my friend.

I'm debating what's more disturbing--the fact Muir is still focusing on the people who didn't kill a woman, or the fact that's completely incoherent.

"How Dare They Not Honor The Treasonous Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because siren.

Interesting plan of attack, I'll grant him.

"And That's All I Have To Say About That! No Mentioning The Dead Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bertrand Russell.



Why does Muir hate the suffering people of 1956 Hungary so?

"The Indignity! These People Should Be Killed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hiroshima, mon amour.

So, why does Damon see himself as a patriot again? 

"Ha Ha! Rape Jokes Are Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American records.

...

...

Doubling down, I see.

"It's Totally True! I Got An E-Mail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la Dolce Vita.

Muir is really desperate for things to distract him from the dumpster fire, isn't he?

"In My Day..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sandoz.

At this point, saying Muir has lost the thread is an understatement.

"And The Point Is People I Don't Like Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Haw-Haw.

...

...

I think the Trump Administration has broken Muir, in a deep, and fundamental way.

"Is That A Sex Joke, Or Not? I'm Losing My Ability To Be Sure..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hippo ate the midget.

...

...

...

Yeah, that went into a creepy place, when you think it over.

Isle of Yap. That's Who You're Thinking Of.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because subterra.

...

Yeah, I wouldn't trust Zed with a chainsaw. 

Past The Bonds Of Caring...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because macrame.

So, two shrill, unlikable characters bitch at each other.

It's like a Mamet play, only without the genius.

"I Can't Be Bothered To Make A Punchline, Or Have Good Grammar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moravian Brethren.

...

...

Right, is Muir starting to turn on his idol?  It's tough to be sure, because that was incoherent even by his standards.

"And I Know They Were Bad Men Because Daddy Told Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sonic.exe.

So, there are generations of corpses buried on that property.

...

...

Yeah, once again, I don't think it's the Feds' fault that they don't like these people.

"Did He Enjoy Watching The Last Breath Escape From Those He Killed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Black Mirror.

You know, I thought about pointing out the creepy subtext of this, or the way Muir is ignoring a national tragedy, but instead I will focus on the fact that Muir has once again reminded us why he doesn't like to give us too many pictures of the twins.

"Insulting Our Alleged Friends Is What We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because power cord.

Ahh, there's more of the sociopathic poor mirroring of normal behavior that makes the cast... the cast.

Fifteen Years Of Increasingly Insane Bullshit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hampton.

So, Muir admitting that the "Workplace Comic" years operated from a thin premise.

Which is still somehow better then the utter batshit premises they've come to operate on.

"Once You Realize You Are Worthless Without Male Approval, The Healing Starts."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

Yes, once again the problem of all women laid out by a fictional woman written by a misogynist.

"Men Are So Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his worst enemies include him on their emergency contact lists.

...

I guess this shows you're never too old to be a dudebro.

It Takes A Single Man To Know What Fictional Women Want.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't talk about our clowns, Martha.

...

That is just sad.

They Are The Damned.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because silver heather.

What is going on with those children's faces?  What?

"And Then He'll Swoop Down On His Black Horse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Yeah, rule of law... it's all a trick, set up by THOSE people.

The Endless Scream Of Desperation Pretending To Be Triumph...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marcha de Oriamendi.

"I mean, sure they say he lost the popular vote by a significant margin, but that's a lie, it has to be, and the people saying he's incompetent, they just don't see the cunning plan, and, and... Look, we have to be strong and triumphant and right, because otherwise, otherwise..."

"Just Like I Planned This Dumpster Fire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dutch treat.

You can almost see the hear Muir hyperventilating in the background, as he tries to make this failure into a success at least within the confines of his own mind.  And the best part is, it isn't clear if he's succeeded or not.

"Ha Ha! She's An Uggo!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sugar Maple.

...

Of course.  How dare she be old.

"The Threat Of The Deep State Justifies Fanservice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because postboard.

...

...

I think Muir has actually reached the point where he doesn't know what to write about.  He's supposed to be on the winning side, but the last six months have been such a debacle, such a revelation of intellectual and moral bankruptcy that even his old fantasies only rub the salt in.  And so we get this... blandness.

"The Homos, With Their Damn Condoms Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Box 34.

Yeah, that would sure show liberals.  And the uptick in murders and accidental shootings would only make things better.

"Everything Has Been Glorious Victory For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fine china.

...

...

Man, the bubble has gotten thick.