Wednesday, August 30, 2017

"Everyone Else Votes The Wrong Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ghost riders in the sky.

"American values" meaning "White guys get to call the shots, especially rich ones".  That there might be other American values does not occur to Muir.  That these might be better ones is not even a trickle of a thought.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

"And, Hey, Let's Bring Back Slavery, And The 3/5 Rule While We're At It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billboard.

Of course, technically all the things Muir complains about are in the Constitution as written thanks to a process known as "amending" that the forefathers he claims to revere.  Men who understood that circumstances could change, and that a government not willing to change with them would inevitably degenerate into a tyranny.

Monday, August 28, 2017

"Bring Back White Male Rule!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American Records.




But Muir's not a Nazi! He says so, therefore it must be true.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

"We--We Are The Persecuted Ones! How Dare They Judge Us For Our Awful Beliefs, Words, And Deeds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tai chi.

Ahh, yes.  A peaceful march becomes violent thugs.  A man who drove into it becomes a victim.

And the woman who died?

Doesn't matter.  White men are the truly persecuted ones, in Muir's sad little mind.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

"Word Salad Shall Set You Free!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for olds lane slide, my friend.

I'm debating what's more disturbing--the fact Muir is still focusing on the people who didn't kill a woman, or the fact that's completely incoherent.

"How Dare They Not Honor The Treasonous Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because siren.

Interesting plan of attack, I'll grant him.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

"And The Point Is People I Don't Like Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Haw-Haw.



I think the Trump Administration has broken Muir, in a deep, and fundamental way.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Past The Bonds Of Caring...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because macrame.

So, two shrill, unlikable characters bitch at each other.

It's like a Mamet play, only without the genius.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

"I Can't Be Bothered To Make A Punchline, Or Have Good Grammar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moravian Brethren.



Right, is Muir starting to turn on his idol?  It's tough to be sure, because that was incoherent even by his standards.

Monday, August 14, 2017

"And I Know They Were Bad Men Because Daddy Told Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sonic.exe.

So, there are generations of corpses buried on that property.



Yeah, once again, I don't think it's the Feds' fault that they don't like these people.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

"Did He Enjoy Watching The Last Breath Escape From Those He Killed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Black Mirror.

You know, I thought about pointing out the creepy subtext of this, or the way Muir is ignoring a national tragedy, but instead I will focus on the fact that Muir has once again reminded us why he doesn't like to give us too many pictures of the twins.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

"Insulting Our Alleged Friends Is What We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because power cord.

Ahh, there's more of the sociopathic poor mirroring of normal behavior that makes the cast... the cast.

Fifteen Years Of Increasingly Insane Bullshit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hampton.

So, Muir admitting that the "Workplace Comic" years operated from a thin premise.

Which is still somehow better then the utter batshit premises they've come to operate on.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

"Once You Realize You Are Worthless Without Male Approval, The Healing Starts."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

Yes, once again the problem of all women laid out by a fictional woman written by a misogynist.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

"Men Are So Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his worst enemies include him on their emergency contact lists.


I guess this shows you're never too old to be a dudebro.

Monday, August 7, 2017

They Are The Damned.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because silver heather.

What is going on with those children's faces?  What?

Saturday, August 5, 2017

The Endless Scream Of Desperation Pretending To Be Triumph...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marcha de Oriamendi.

"I mean, sure they say he lost the popular vote by a significant margin, but that's a lie, it has to be, and the people saying he's incompetent, they just don't see the cunning plan, and, and... Look, we have to be strong and triumphant and right, because otherwise, otherwise..."

Friday, August 4, 2017

"Just Like I Planned This Dumpster Fire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dutch treat.

You can almost see the hear Muir hyperventilating in the background, as he tries to make this failure into a success at least within the confines of his own mind.  And the best part is, it isn't clear if he's succeeded or not.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

"The Threat Of The Deep State Justifies Fanservice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because postboard.



I think Muir has actually reached the point where he doesn't know what to write about.  He's supposed to be on the winning side, but the last six months have been such a debacle, such a revelation of intellectual and moral bankruptcy that even his old fantasies only rub the salt in.  And so we get this... blandness.

"The Homos, With Their Damn Condoms Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Box 34.

Yeah, that would sure show liberals.  And the uptick in murders and accidental shootings would only make things better.