Monday, April 23, 2018

"They Are Mean To The Leader For No Real Reason!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because British Cameroons.

The goalposts shift, as they are wont to, aided by Muir not knowing what the hell he is talking about.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

"We Are Surrounded By Traitors, And Obviously False Accusations!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ramblin' rose.

At this point, I'm really wondering what the Republicans can do to keep the Muirs of this world happy. It's like the list of demands get crazier every year.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Friday, April 20, 2018

Cue Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so lift my eyes to where my help comes from.

You know, this kind of reminds of Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.  Except, without being funny.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

"Yeah, Everyone But Us Is Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she cried to the southern wind about a love that was sure to end.

So now Comey is a "lefty". I think one day Muir's list of politically acceptable people will eventually countable on one hand.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

"And Remember, I Am Terrible!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dream police.

...

Ahh, yes, the Sitcom from Hell.  Where it's still the early Double-Aughts, and always will be.

But hey--Skye is back to being awful.  Even for this cast.

Monday, April 16, 2018

"I Mean, The Name Literally Means 'Truth'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the fluke is the duke of soul.

....

...

Muir's literally become a useful idiot for the Russian intelligence apparatus.  That's how bad he's gotten without realizing it.

"This Is What I Believe Happened Today! Tomorrow, I Might Believe Something Else!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because under the sea.

Man, watching Muir squirm as he tries to convince himself that he isn't the patsy and that his boy is the victim helps me get through this presidency.

Not as much as a good Irish coffee, mind you, but some.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

"He's A Sissy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and dark of life.

...

So, Muir's managed to blend his five-minute hates and his increasingly bizarre gender issues.  Good to know.

Friday, April 13, 2018

Love Amongst Lovecraftian Entities.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oh, flower of Scotland.

It's like what little vestiges of humanity the cast has are vanishing.

Thursday, April 12, 2018

El Dorado Dad Is Still In The Strip, Apparently.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poppy seeds.

Well, Muir just managed to mess up a "Most Interesting Man in the World' joke. 

That might just count as an achievement of a sort.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

"This Is Clearly What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it goes down stairs.

At this point, I expect Muir to go full "Lizard People" in a year or two.

And if you're wondering what I mean, Google "David Icke".

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

And Victor Hugo Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gunk.

And I'm now more certain than ever that Muir has never read Les Miserables

I mean, it's got a whole chapter on the history of Paris' sewers.  Because that was how Hugo rolled.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Saturday, April 7, 2018

"This Is How We Get Into The Mood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because king without a crown.

The combination of right-wing babble and bad pinup art make this a fascinating example of Muir failing at two things at once...

Friday, April 6, 2018

"I Have No Idea What's Happening Anymore, But I'll Pretend I Do."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Four Just Men.

It's tough not to feel Muir is feeling lost and directionless these days.  Here he tries to prepare for an imaginary bloodbath against racist caricatures of real people in need, but then gets surprised by his hero declaring victory.

One wonders what's going to happen when he learns the "caravan" is in fact still heading towards the border.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

"I'm Gonna Go Kill People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because anything you want you got it.

Yeah.  I kind of want Muir to get on with the awful part, so he can nauseate me, instead of simply boring me.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

"Time To Imagine Ethnic Cleansing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blonder.

Ahh, good.  Muir's shifted to pretending he's going to do something horrible against a pretend version of real life refugees.  It will be awful, but at least he's going to be interested in the strip, for a while.

Monday, April 2, 2018

"It's A Shame Our Inferior Democrat Natures Mean We Only Show Up In One Pose.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blander.

It's almost sad how Muir can't seem to put any energy in his Pelosi and Schumer bashing.  Just the same damn drawing and the same bad racist "jokes".

Sunday, April 1, 2018

"You Are Pathetic And Weak! And Also Omnipotent And Strong, When We Fail."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I heard someone singing sweet and soulful.

Ahh, the 'lemmings off the cliff' myth.  Just the sort of fine attention to detail and facts I expect from Muir.

Saturday, March 31, 2018

"Youse Guys Is Just Like Hitler!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because six foot, seven foot, eight foot, bunch.

Ahh, yes.  Always time to attack the victims.  Stay classy, Muir.

Friday, March 30, 2018

Disturbing On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Angont.

Man, the longer Russian Guyovich stays in this relationship, the more of a sexist prat he becomes.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

"But I Am Russian-Bot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Huntley-Brinkley Report.

...

Again, somehow they are the persecuted few, despite holding every branch of government.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Muir No Longer Sure What He Thinks...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tucker Titan.

...

I think Muir is reach the point where he's just shouting into the wind, and hoping the gibberish sounds like some kind of sense when he's done at this point. This is desperate, even for him.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

"Clearly, White People Are The Greatest Victims In History."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've sat upon the setting sun.

Ignoring what is a gross misstatement of the ANC's present policy--and I'm not a fan of the present ANC government--who wants to bet how long it takes for Bolton to become the latest unperson, like the man who Muir would have drawn in that chair a few weeks ago?

Monday, March 26, 2018

"...W--Winning?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because military vehicles.

 Hmmm.  It really does look like Muir is starting to lose faith.  It's almost like having to shout rationalizations for over a year was tiring...

Sunday, March 25, 2018

"We Are The Real Good Guys And Everyone Is On Our Side!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pinball.

Hmm... Has Muir turned on his Orange Savior, or does he simply believe that he is momentarily mislead? 

Well, let's see how this develops.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Thursday, March 22, 2018

"Well, More Like Two Things I Don't Really Know Shit About..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad bad love.

Ahh, yes, more of Muir's patented Islamocommufascists. At this point, I wondering when do they become lizard-people...

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

"This Is What's Happening! This And Nothing Else!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because six is having troubles adjusting to his clone status.

Well, at least Muir is responding to things happening in the real world again.

Now I await Tillerson's unpersoning.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Well, That Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kid Death.

This plotline is moving into a sort of fever dream territory now.  I genuinely wonder if the strip's on the verge of losing what little cohesion it has.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Saturday, March 17, 2018

"Purge The Disloyal, That's What I Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we are Indians.

So, she's not a Deep State, she's an individual acting as a spy for a group of private individuals who run a racist compound that kills people on the Texan border.

...

Clearly, a top agent.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

"Ha Ha! This Is Terribly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because go to hell if what you're thinking is not right.

This is the saddest "All is Well!" we've seen from Muir yet.

Monday, March 12, 2018

He's Getting A Lot Of Use Out Of That Panel.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the world is round.

As Muir insists that it is of course only a few bad apples that dare persecute his stand-up bunch of racist murderers living on a compound, let's look at how much art he's recycled in the last few strips.  It's kind of awe-inspiring.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Enjoy The Same Panel Twice!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stomping.

I guess Muir feels like he needs to add a new pinup.  Or something. 

Friday, March 9, 2018

It's The Same Old Song.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy, don't you turn your back on me.

So bad drawings, ripped off song lyrics, and a plotline Muir's done dozens of times before. 

Is Muir feeling tired, perhaps?

Thursday, March 8, 2018

A Bold Move, Cotton.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because back in the high life again.

As we all enjoy nothing happening, we ask how the hell are Skye and Sam twisting themselves into those positions?

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

And Marvin Gaye Turns In The Grave He Entered Too Early.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the continent of Atlantis was an island.

...I'm just going to focus on the fact that Sam and Skye look like freaky mutant creatures in that last panel, as it easily outweighs the rest of the strip.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

The Bad Ideas Keep On Keeping On.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we're caught in a trap.

Ahh, combining one of the intermittent "Evil Government Agent" plots with these clowns.  Of course.

Monday, March 5, 2018

"Who Doesn't Love The Terminator!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because back in the high life again.

...

...

Because clearly, doubling down on this idea is exactly what you should do.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

"There's A Point To This! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I made you feel second best, I 'm so sorry I was blind.

...

...

Uh-huh.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

The Bad Pinups Go On And On.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't the sun look angry through the trees?

I think I can make a safe guess what the strip is going to focus on as the Trump administration drags on, and Muir finds himself... unhappy.

Friday, March 2, 2018

"This Is EXACTLY How Things Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't make it make you want to rock'n'roll all night long--Mohammed's radio?

So, that's what it takes to get Muir to turn the Leader.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Friday, February 23, 2018

"Who's Up For Wacky Hijinks?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a little people magic if you will.

...

It says something that the annoying side characters are less annoying than the main cast.

Thursday, February 22, 2018

"They Are All Phonies! Not Like Man Of The People Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because O Lady Moon shine down.

As there is little reason to discuss the same old Democrat-bashing, I'm going to focus on the fact that Jan has apparently lost her skeleton.

Which is a pretty good analogy for what's happened to her character in the story, actually.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

The Robot Agrees With Me.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because love is breathing still.

It's the lack of... real eyes that makes them so horrifying, really.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

And PG Wodehouse Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because o, Rock of Ages, do not crumble.

Of course, if Muir actually read the books, he'd know that Jeeves is the smart unflappable one working for an airhead.  But then, that'd involve actually being interested in the culture he pretends to champion.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Flogging The Dead Horse Puree.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the way we whimper and wail.

At this point, I'm wondering how long he can keep this up for.

Hopefully not too much longer.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

"Everyone Is Awful, And Racist Against Whites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sooner or later...

When Muir started thinking walls of text were good cartoons, he turned a dark corner.

When said walls of text became word salad... he turned a darker one.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Friday, February 16, 2018

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Things Get Ever And Ever More Weird.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't where.

Next up, everyone confesses to the grand anti-Trump conspiracy.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

"Back Font Of Satan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's giving me excitations.

 Man, I don't even like Amazon Echo, and that seems a bit much.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

"This Is Incredibly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cigar boxes.

The unknowing irony of replaying the Cold War's greatest hits years after they've lost most of their relevance while going on about communists being obsessed with the past is deeply amusing.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Sunday, February 11, 2018

"The Hive Of Scum And Villainy That Is Europe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because baby please.

...

This is starting to sound like Garth Marenghi going off about Scotland.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

And It Goes On...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paul Williams.

Well, it's good to see that Damon is now fully back to justifying white racism as a fictional black guy.  It's been awhile, actually.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

A Sort Of Awful Fever Dream...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Beck is a Scientologist.

As we continue this absurdist nightmare, let's remember that Italy has suddenly turned into Mad Max world in the last few strips, because, of course it has.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Chekhov's Racist-ass Gun.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bramble.

As what we saw as inevitably happening from the moment Muir had them pack firearms on their trips happen, let's muse on the fact that Muir clearly thinks North Africans are black.

Because of course he does.


Monday, February 5, 2018

"Back In The Bubble, Back In The Bubble!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rumble.

And now it's just back to boring cast antics because Muir wants to ignore what actually just happened with the sacred memo that was going to solve everything.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

"You're The Traitors! Not US! NEVER US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bailey's Irish Cream.

Right, you're being oppressed by the Left, Muir, even though you hold the Presidency and both chambers of Congress.  And the Left--the Left is clearly in bed with Russia, all evidence to the contrary being delusions.

Friday, February 2, 2018

Thursday, February 1, 2018

A Disturbing Look Into Muir's Subconscious.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Letter Y.

So, this is the first thing Muir thinks of when he thinks of Comey, eh?

Sometimes reading this strip is like watching a man punch himself in the face.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

We Have Always Been At War With The FBI!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the letter E.

There's a part of me that can't help but feel a strange satisfaction at almost all the federal law enforcement agencies and intelligence agencies discovering that they are all the BATF now.

Of course, there's another part that is scared shitless.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

In This Universe, Even Robots Are Sexist Asses.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Salamanca.

It says something about DbD that at this point, a bad joke can become a cast member because Muir says why the hell not?

Sunday, January 28, 2018

And John Carpenter Suddenly Felt A Great Irritation, But Didn't Know Why...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

So what did Mitch and Paul do this week to be declared heretics?

Not that it really matters, mind you, but it does have a certain strange charm, seeing the latest insane disputes between the Right.

Friday, January 26, 2018

"This Sure Proves Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Blue Oyster Cult.

Ahh, yes.  Another meaningless imaginary victory over a farcical ape of this week's Goldstein, accompanied by crap T & A.  Yawn.

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Muir Doesn't Take Kindly To Preverts.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blooper.

You know, Muir's pulled this same stunt for years now, insisting that the evil government agents are incredible perverts, as he draws a strip that is clearly supposed to titillate his intended audience of crazy paranoids.  And it's invariably the same strip, so the lack of self-reflection here is... bracing.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

"This Is The Important Stuff! Nothing Else!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pet health.

It's tough to avoid the feeling that years of screaming at shadows have made Muir not only prone to do so, but unable to recognize a real threat when it comes.

Monday, January 22, 2018

"This Is Their Fault! THEIR FAULT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because imperative.

Astonishing how it always turns out to be "the Democrats support slavery", in'it?  Not wanting to deport children and productive Americans?  SLAVERY!  Not wanting to put minorities in prison en masse? SLAVERY!  At this point, it's clear "slavery" to Muir means anything but things that actually resemble slavery.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

"Yes, Everything Is The Opposite Of How It Seems To The Uninitiated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because born under a bad sign.

So, we move from "the South is totally not racist!" to "The FISA warrant was the real crime!" 

That none of this makes any sense is of course immaterial.  Hell, it's part of the point.  Things that make sense are for those deluded sheeple.  The fact that explaining how the conspiracy works tends to unravel is part of what proves that it so very subtle and so very clever.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Taking Bets This Was Drawn Left-Handed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pine tree.

...

Honestly, with their isolation from the rest of society, those girls have a lot more things to worry about than their parents running a creepy Hooters style restaurant.

Oh, so much more.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

"Clearly, We Must Strike First!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ocean of the streams of story.

They won the presidency.  They still hold Congress. Red states continue to take the majority of federal funds while viewing the blue states that are funding them as a bunch of parasites  And yet the Right continuously tells itself that is the victim of a powerful cabal, a weak and persecuted people.  And yet also strong and virtuous, unlike those people

Which is why it has taken Muir under a year for the compound dwellers to go back to preparing for the coming civil war.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

"It'd Be Like Pimping, Only Legal."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the catalog.

Zed and Sam's marriage has gone in some very creepy directions over the year, hasn't it?

I mean, this isn't even the first time Zed's had plans like that.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

"Remember Something That Was Actually Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Stephen.

Muir's knack for referring to much better comedy does a great job reminding us all how much this strip isn't funny.

Monday, January 15, 2018

"For We Have Oodles Of The Sex."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where the ocean meets the land.

The prospect of nuclear Armageddon is simply a chance for Captain Mitty to think of the great sex he'd have with Mrs. Mitty, because that is the sort of rich life Muir's imaginary version of himself has.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

"This Explains Why Those Libtard Snowflakes Believe Such Insane Conspiracy Theories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thunderstruck.

The Right has now reached the point where they project their projection onto their opponents.  We are through the looking glass people.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

"Somehow, This Proves How The Clintons Are Worse."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Is that...? 

Yep, it's a Pizzagate reference.  Well, Skye continues to join the hivemind.


Friday, January 12, 2018

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Clearly, The Important Issue Of The Day!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marshmallow fluff.

For there has never been so corrupt a pair as the Clintons.

Even if years of investigations seem to suggest that the preceding statement is a lie.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Sunday, January 7, 2018

"It'll Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because run right back to her.

Good to see Muir demonstrating the depth of his knowledge of the Constitution he supposedly reveres. 

Which is to say 'essentially nil'.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

"Everything Is Fine, Citizen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the only Muggle at Hogwarts.

Muir really seems to believe by constantly insisting that it is so, he can make the investigation a nonevent, and Trump the beloved popular vote winner.

Not having to care about reality lets you do this.  Until suddenly it doesn't.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

"Remember, Your Suffering Is Proof That You Are Evil And Bad, As Opposed, Of Course, To My Suffering."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

Well, good to know that Muir continues to remain focused like a laser on the personal flaws of a private citizen who isn't president.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

"Nothing Says Classy Like Dos Equis."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just hold it.

Muir's apparently deep-rooted belief that El Dorado Dad is a character, much less a character we care about remains prominently on display.

Monday, January 1, 2018

"How Does His Money Even Work, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you know his name.  It's Mr. Burns.

You know, if this strip operated with an iota of reason, El Dorado Dad would have lost his money as a result of backing the gang's various idiotic schemes.  But that would require the strip to acknowledge that these people aren't tremendously clever.  And we can't have that.