Monday, December 31, 2018

Sunday, December 30, 2018

"This Is Exactly What Bakers Must Deal With From Degenerate Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'who robbed the miners?' cry the grim bells of Blaina.

So, Sam assaults her customer after not fulfilling her order, all in the name of Muir's charity-free "Christianity".

Right-wingers don't actually like capitalism, they like "anti-communism", and they don't like "rule of law", they like a "strong-arm state" pointed at everyone else.

Saturday, December 29, 2018

"Those Fools! Do They Not Know The Leader's Great Plan Will Crush Their Attack On Calais!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because move on up.

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Yes, Muir, the savviest Democratic Party Leader in the House is an idiot, and Trump WON the last shutdown, and will win this one, for your foes are stupid, and weak, and traitors.

Let's see if I can find that clip...


Friday, December 28, 2018

"Remain Calm! All Is Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because OOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

Is Muir on some level, even as he rants about the Deep State and evil conspiracies, admitting that Trump is... kinda dumb?

That's the problem of course. Figuring out what Muir feels about Trump is difficult, because he is so invested in the Trump Presidency that these moments of ambiguous admission tend to be followed by loud declarations of loyalty.  It's hard to be sure how deep the uncertainty is under it all.

Thursday, December 27, 2018

"Rule Of Law Is A Socialist Plot! All Hail The Fuehrer Principle!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'd rather be with you.

Yeah, clearly that's why the Trump Foundation dissolved itself.  Evil Stalinist Attorney Generals.  For the Leader is always innocent, any evidence is clearly fake, and righteousness is ever on his side.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

"How Dare People Object To His Racist BS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't worry--if there's hell below, we're all going to go.

The comment may be objectionable.  Koflage's injuries may be severe.  But that doesn't stop him from being a racist con-man.  Because disabling war wounds don't make people saints.  It just makes them people with disabling war wounds.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

It's A Cthulhu Christmas!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Riki Tiki Tavi mongoose is gone.

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By the ever-loving God.

Monday, December 24, 2018

"This Would Be Heart-Warming, If Our Faces Weren't Melting."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secret.

The continued belief that Sam isn't the more awful of the two siblings remains wince-inducing.

Still, he's not talking about the shutdown.  Yet.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Jack Daniels Takes Another Writing Credit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they'll never get old and gray.

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I mean, the bit where Muir has missed the point of Star Trek VI is the most coherent part of this strip.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Thursday, December 20, 2018

"Hey, If It Reaffirms My Misogyny And Racism, It Has To Be Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boulder.

I'm half expecting Captain Mitty to start declaring "Hitler!  Mussolini! Those were the men!"

And now I want to watch Beat the Devil again.  Actually, people, I recommend you all do that.  Great film.



Much better than this shit.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Monday, December 17, 2018

"Everything That Could Possibly Effect Me Is Tyranny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hummingbird.

Honestly as, again, a racist militia with ties to a wealthy foreigner, you'd think Captain Mitty and company would have other things to worry about.

Especially as this law passed in Florida, not Tex--oh, that's right. Muir lives in Florida.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

"We're Totally Like The Founding Fathers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg nog.

So, yet another tortured historical analogy that involves Muir and his fellows claiming to be the heirs to the patriots, and ignoring the various people they actually resemble.  Like the Confederates. Or America First.

You know--traitorous scum.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

"Youse Guys Is Totally Da Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I got a picture of you.

The Nazis were of course, so fond of gun control that Allied Command had to institute a gun buyback during the Occupation, and found themselves regularly amazed at what the Third Reich had let its citizens keep as personal arms.

Friday, December 14, 2018

"They Are Coming For Our Guns, The Illegals Are Coming, And The News Is All Liars!" Take Infinity

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just mad about Saffron.

I suspect this present mania for double-sized weekly strips will pass soon as it has in the past--Muir is wearing out his limited repertoire putting them out.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

"Ha Ha! Death Copters Are Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mmm-hmmm-hmmm.

At this point, Muir's antifa goons are resembling the mooks in a bad '90s sidescroller arcade game in their stupid determination to attack.

Only less effective.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

"Yes, Satan Has Already Sent Us Souls Of The Slain To Sustain Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as we look out on Saint Dominic's Preview.

I'm trying to figure out which of these three things are worse--Damon's insufferable shitheelery, the image of Jan's continued subjection to the hivemind, or the dead faces of the twins.

It's a tight contest.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

"Ha HA! Ted Kennedy KILLED SOMEONE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Willy Wonka can.

My conviction that Ted felt Mary Jo Kopechne's death more deeply than the average right-winger who brings it up only grows with time.

And lousy tasteless jokes about it.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

"You Are All Against The Sheer Awesomeness Of Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy Wilder.

So a lame Clinton joke that's twenty years too late, and reminder that Muir definitely doesn't read the New York Times.

Dull Sunday.  My conviction that Muir is tired only grows.

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Meanwhile, In The Democratic Conspiracy's Secret HQ On MARS!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it BETTER.

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The 'No More Trotskyites' label looks ever more accurate.

Friday, December 7, 2018

"It's All YOUR Fault! And Also The Nefarious Democrats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Esther Williams.

And so Muir blames everyone but Trump for the Republicans' epic defeat in the House, WHILE insisting that it is of course all the result of cheating.  Because Trump can't be unpopular.  He can't.  Muir likes him, and he knows he's the sanest man he knows.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

"He Is So Bwave And Wugged!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because uranium company.

And so Muir lifts his battered standard to the sky once again after giving himself a pep talk that he pretended was directed at his latest mancrush.  True, it was a stunning demonstration of Muir's ongoing moral and intellectual degeneration from what was not exactly a great starting point to begin with.  And true, it was clear throughout that Muir was not quite buying it the way he had been, and that pure and perfect faith he had in Trump is gone.  But that doesn't matter for Muir, who by this time is old hat at getting by on sham faith and telling himself it's the real deal.  True, conning yourself makes you more likely to be conned by others, but he's used to that.  Just as he's used to calling vices virtues and virtues vices.  Because that's the thing about this philosophy--it's a black hole and you just get worse, and worse and worse.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

"I Mean, They Keep Saying That Vigilante Justice Against Brown People Is ILLEGAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mellotron.

Remember, it's completely unfair that Muir can't go around doing what NEEDS to be done, and that proves he's oppressed, and a victim of the sinister ELITE.

So, basically, Muir's ongoing shift to out and out fascism continues unabated.

Monday, December 3, 2018

"No Fatherland Without You, Donald!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm frightened for your children, that the life that our living is in vain, and the sunshine we've been waiting for will turn to rain.

And Muir's great display of phony patriotism reaches the consummation we've been waiting for--in calls for the Donald to start a constitutional crisis and an actual move towards dictatorship.

Murica ain't America.  It just thinks it is.

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Saturday, December 1, 2018

"Them Migrants Takin' Our Precious Oxygen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jeanie needs a shooter.

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It really is astonishing how quickly the compound went back to being "the besieged last outpost of the West" when you think about it.  A few months after Trump's win, and they were already quaking in fear over the dusky hordes once again.

Friday, November 30, 2018

"The Point Is Democrats Are Wicked And Inferior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because moonstone.

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Damn, that one feels like Muir barely knows how to deal with the reality of the 116th National Congress.  I mean, there was barely a punchline even by his standards.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

"We're Devolving Into Abstract Shapes Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Holt & the Paragons.

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You know the gradual sidelining of Damon and Jan into supporting characters is a fascinating example of how the strip has been getting crazier as it goes along.  And also lets me avoid talking about the horror of Jan's shifting face.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

"I Will Fry Their Brains With My Psychic Powers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Social Credit Party.

So many Muir fetishes in one strip--pregnancy, guns, "owning libs"--joined by yet another terrifying picture of one of the twins.  Who like all proper demonspawn have suddenly aged ten years all at once.

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sunday, November 25, 2018

"Youse The Nazis, And Also, All Bad Tings Youse Fault, Forever, And Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because A-Ha really is underappreciated as a pop band in the US.

Yes, the Nazis were famed for their stance on racial tolerance.  Tons of black, and Jewish Nazis.

It's clear at this point that Muir doesn't actually care what the Nazis were actually like.  Especially as that acknowledging that would force him to realize that he's the authoritarian racist.

Saturday, November 24, 2018

"Liberals Think Their Laws Mean Something To A Freeman On The Land!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my conscience will follow you forever if you meet me everywhere.

This of course is not how "castle doctrine" actually works.

Though given the deputy appears to made of marshmallow, who knows how things work in the Muirverse?

Friday, November 23, 2018

"Also, I Tortured The Delivery Man Into Madness With My Psychic Powers."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet potato casserole.

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That is the closest one of the Hellspawn have ever looked to human.

And it's still not close.

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

"Let's Just Stand Here In The Same Totally Natural Position For Two Panels."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twenty years later.

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And he's running with this, because why not?  Why does anybody do anything in Muir's pathetic excuse for a fictional universe?  They just do.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Cooking Jokes! So CUTTING EDGE!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because are you reelin' in the years?


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It says something that this half-assed, two-panel, stock joke strip with bad art is the most intelligible thing Muir has produced in weeks.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Sunday, November 18, 2018

"I Mean, We Have Vigilante Justice, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because urban sombrero.

So,  yeah, it went down exactly the way we all knew it would. 

I think even Muir recognizes, on some level, that his fantasies of violence are getting dull.

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Friday, November 16, 2018

"I'm About To Murderate A Bunch Of People! Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're my satellite.

At this point, this entire is a particularly inept pornography of violence, and like much inept pornography, it goes on too long in trying to draw out interest, and thus makes the whole thing dull.

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

"Crap, I've Written Myself Into A Corner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wait, what?

Right.  So... suddenly, one of them has a grenade. 

That he launches at Sam has she is standing there gloating, Bond villain style, at the people she's got in her death trap.

Yup, can't see a story problem there.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

"Truly, Who In Human History Has Been Persecuted As We Have?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because though I wear a suit and tie.

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Ignoring all that cowardly bullshit for now, I'm going to point out that Muir appears to have been recycling the same artwork for the last few days.

Monday, November 12, 2018

Technically, They're All Animals, Just Like You. So, You're Both Right.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoo-hooooo.

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Having them get trampled by a bull.  Nothing inhumane there, nope.

But hey, all Sam is doing right now is gloating like a freaking Bond villain, so it's all good.

Saturday, November 10, 2018

"We Will Use Our Psychic Powers To Make Them Eat Their Own Faces."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random haiku.

As we stare in horror at the hellspawn, let us await tomorrows orgy of violence to let Muir wash away the disappointment of Tuesday.

Friday, November 9, 2018

Muir Creates Some Leftists Who Can Be Handily Defeated.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you just can't help yourself.

Well, this is clearly relevant to what's going on today.  I mean, if people can't run a racist militia on their compound in peace, what is happening to America?

Thursday, November 8, 2018

AHHHHH! Grotesque Lizard Peo--Oh, Wait, It's Just The Trumps.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because East End Boys and West End Girls.

As we stare at these grotesque renderings of Donald and Ivanka, let's all remember that Trump is pretty much on the opposite side of Grant.  And Lincoln.

And human decency.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

"My Meaning Here Is Obvious, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tilt-a-whirl.

And now Muir filches--that is literally traced over the scene--from the works of Italian director Sergio Leone.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

"You're The Puppet."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sex and violins.

And Muir once again dips into the well of the movie by two transwomen.  Let's just savor the irony and see what happens tomorrow.

Monday, November 5, 2018

It's Wacky Paranoia!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time cast on spell you that you won't forget me.

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Why does Jan stay friend with these people again?

Oh, right, hivemind.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Friday, November 2, 2018

"This HAS To Be Good For Us! It Just Has To!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vincent Price.


Muir tries to set up a straw position for his opponents to hold, and it still leaves him looking brutal, stupid and inhumane.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

It's Like 'Small Wonder' In Comic Strip Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Conway Twitty.

You know, the basic gag here isn't that bad--it's just you have to get through the boring layout, the awkward delivery, and the fact that the premise is another sign of how cuckoo bananas DbD has become.

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

"But That Does Not Compute! *Laugh Track*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frog in the log.

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As we continue through this awful storyline, let's take comfort in the fact that Sam treats all robots equally awfully, despite their clear sentience. 

Yep, she is predictable in her unpleasantness.

Monday, October 29, 2018

Sunday, October 28, 2018

"HA-HA-HA! Taco Bell! Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a scent and a sound.

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Fun fact--Allison Hayes, star of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, had her health ruined by lead poisoning caught from calcium supplements that were, she discovered afterwards, produced from horse bones.  She became a strident campaigner for further regulation of such supplements in her remaining years.

Saturday, October 27, 2018

"I Mean, What Other Right Wing Terrorists Have There Been?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was always doing something close to nothing, different than the day before.

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Good to see that Muir can always achieve new levels of awful by retreating into the bubble, and screaming that everything is fine, and everything the Democrats do fails, always and forever.

Friday, October 26, 2018

"How Dare They Not Base Everything Off My Racist Paranoid Drivel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the kind you buy at a second hand store.

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You know, in between the grotesque Anderson Cooper caricature, the laziness of the cartoon, the awful stupid questions that Muir seems to think are hard-hitting,and the mystery of why Beto O'Rourke is the person to ask them to, I think we've hit dumbest cartoon of the week.

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

"Also, We Kill Some Of Them."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heaven is the space between your eyes.

You know, "President consults with head of compound-dwelling militia with foreign ties" would be a completely valid read on this.

Monday, October 22, 2018

"Real Men Vote Republican! And Are Raging Misogynistic Assholes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all seven and we'll watch them fall.

I'd say Zed's toxic masculinity was showing, but at this point, he's pretty much a pure block of the stuff, isn't he?

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Jack Daniels Takes Another Co-Writing Credit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rye whiskey.

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Okay, leaving aside all the... thatness of that strip, let's point out what should be clear--Ming the Merciless is the bad guy.  So it's hard not to feel, on some level that Muir's drawing Trump as him is a "Are We the Baddies?" moment on some level for Muir, even as the top of his mind is crowing about owning the libs.

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Look, do you really want me to unpack all the wrongness of that thing?  I won't do it.  There's just so much of it, and it's so damn obvious as to make the whole exercise tedious.

Saturday, October 20, 2018

"Othering People Is Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jimmy Jones.

The hivemind talking about memes about hiveminds.  This is how you get SKYNET people.

"Yes, We Are Gloriously Assured Of Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I really think so.

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It's always a bad sign when Muir ignores news to focus on a ridiculous side story to keep his spirits up.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

"Shifting The Goalposts And Being A Racist Ass Are Signs That You're Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rowing.

It's always pleasant when Muir reminds him that he has no more awareness than his hero.

And by "pleasant" I mean "like getting teeth drilled".

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

"Yes, You Are Awful, We Are Great, And Everything Is Fine, Fine, FINE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you don't seem to understand.

Boy, haven't seen a strip like this before.

(I'm joking of course.  I've seen exactly a strip like this before.)

Monday, October 15, 2018

"Yeah, Vehicular Homicide Would Be Awesome! Why Hasn't Anybody Tried It Before?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

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I'm not sure if it's like he doesn't want to admit what happened at Charlottesville, or if he relishes what happened and is giving a thumbs-up to all his fascist bros.

Because Muir will always remind you that he is cowardly scum if you give him enough time.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Saturday, October 13, 2018

"Well, The Important Thing Is, My Face Is Melting!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping up.

It's tough not to get the impression that Muir's fondness for Trump has moved from believing he's the miracle man who will solve things for ever and ever, to saying he believes that.  Not that Muir would ever acknowledge that, or even consciously realize it.

Friday, October 12, 2018

"Ha Ha! Scoring Points Against My Strawman Versions Of Democrats Counts As Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let me guide you to the Purple Rain.

I have said it before, and I'll say it again--the biggest problem with Muir's versions of the Democrats is that they aren't even good caricatures, both in art and behavior.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Scenes From A Hellish Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the temper of the time.

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That poor, poor girl.

Oh, and also, Jan, but let's be clear, the hivemind destroyed her years ago.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

"He Also Tried To Pick Up French Guiana, But The Frogs Wouldn't Sell."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got a picture of me and you.

I don't know what's worse, more of El Dorado Dad's idiotic economic activities, or Sam doing a soft-core prego-porn pose as she apparently levitates off the bed.

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

"Ha! Wimmen! Thinking They Can Be Scientists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we carry in our hearts the true country, and that cannot be stolen.

Yeah, that is not what's happening at CERN.

To put it mildly.


Monday, October 8, 2018

"And That's What A Great Relationship We Have!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kona Blend.

Yes, Captain Mitty always knows his wife will agree with him, as she is imaginary, and essentially him.


I really don't mind a person's having masturbatory fantasies--it's part of what makes us human, in the end--but there's a sickness here that runs deep, and it's worse because it thinks it's not only healthy but ideal.

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Jerkules, The Legendary Wanking.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a gentleman never would.

Yes, the valiant fight to get a rapist on the Supreme Court has clearly defeated all these people for ever and ever.

And that is all that ever needs to be said about this.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

"Take That Hillary! Take That YET Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because better run to the top of the mountain.

Ahh.  So Skye has apparently learned the only RIGHT way to be a woman is to be a misogynistic asshat.

The hivemind makes everyone worse.

Friday, October 5, 2018

"We Are Simply Innately Good, And That's All There Is To It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the time is come.

Ahh, Muir's old standby, "No, YOU are!"  What can be said to that argument?"

I mean, other than the fact that the cast is again literally a compound-dwelling racist militia at this point.

Thursday, October 4, 2018

"Youse Is The Real Rapists, To Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the heat is on.

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Yes, three separate women coming forward and accusing Kavanaugh of similar behavior is clearly a conspiracy.  Just like the ever-growing number of women who've come forward and accused Trump of similar behavior.

Yup.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

"Just Ignore What's Actually Happened. They Are The Real Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant fish.

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Remember, as Muir so often forgets, these people are essentially an armed militia that lives on a compound.

Monday, October 1, 2018

"Yes, Their Moral Degeneracy Is Obvious."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because till the night closes in.

And now the hivemind melts down, thanks to the Liar's Paradox.

Also, it should be pointed out that Maxine Waters isn't a Senator.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

It's Like 'Calvin And Hobbes', If 'Calvin And Hobbes' Sucked.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the springtime of the year.

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Won't lie, as bad as that is, it's nice to see Muir moving back to mere mediocrity.

Saturday, September 29, 2018

"Yeah, They Are Totally Like Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because  Isle of Dogs.

Truly, white conservatives are the most persecuted people in history.  Because people are MEAN  to them!  It's just like the Jews in Nazi Germany.  If the Jews were in power, and also, putting people into concentration camps.

So, really, not like the Jews at all.  In fact, more like another group in Nazi Germany.

Friday, September 28, 2018

"You Know These Would Go Great With Funyuns And Velveeta!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guide to trees.

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The Sitcom From Hell has twisted in on itself to the point where even its jokes bear no relation to actual jokes.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

"Only Violent Misogynists Know How To Treat A Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, like a lizard on the window pane.

Skye's joining of the hivemind seems to have destroyed what sanity she had remaining, poor girl.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Well, THAT Just Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Companion to Western Art.

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About the only thing I'm getting from that is that Skye and Sam are awful.

Monday, September 24, 2018

"Men Are Truly The Most Persecuted Of People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I can assure you of that.

We could talk about Muir's misogyny, but that's old hat, so let's talk about how Damon's face is apparently melting.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

From The Files Of Police Scum.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oh, wait.

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Yeah, this is more Frank Drebbin than Philip Marlowe.

And honestly, it's an insult to Drebbin as a character.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Thursday, September 20, 2018

"Well, We're All Just Awful People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hesitation Blues.

Hey, remember when Jan actually had a personality? 

Seems like so long ago, doesn't it?

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

"Yes, The Traitors Are The Real Problem! Them And The Democrats, And Also Women!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fisherman's Protective Union.

And of course, Muir has this stew of paranoia and misogyny served up by his female characters, and by 'characters' I mean sock puppets.

Monday, September 17, 2018

Sunday, September 16, 2018

"This Is A True Thing That Is Actually A Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stemless wine glass.

Yes, this is why the Republicans are down by record amounts in the Generic Ballot.

Saturday, September 15, 2018

"The Sinister Master Of The Lugenpresse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here beside the rising tide.

Muir doesn't even realize he's moved on from ordinary American racism to repeating old Nazi talking points.

Thursday, September 13, 2018

"This Totally Normal Process Proves Obama Is Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's what it's all about.

You know, when Trump is being turned away from setting his presidential library up anywhere in the country, I'm certain Muir will be carefully ignoring the whole thing.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

"There's A Pun In There, So It's FUNNY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turn down your phone volume.

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Yeah, shutting down the spinoff seems to have resulted in its crazy getting re-injected into the main strip.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

"Now For More Wimmen Humor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because did I build a ship to wreck?

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It says something that Muir can reach creepy new levels of misogyny with a traditional joke for the core of the strip.

Also, that Skye is apparently paralyzed.

Monday, September 10, 2018

Sunday, September 9, 2018

"We Are Totally More Adult Than You All, Doodooheads!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spiral.

And again, there's the entire damn fact that you run a militia.

But yes, you think for yourselves, in that you repeat everything from the crazy set through a new filter of crazy.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

"If I Mention Alinsky, I Can Pretend I Have An Argument!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're fucked up on your own.

You know this is a pretty good illustration of just how much bullshit Muir's worldview is built on--he uses a caricature of a left-wing activist and a spurious comparison to Jerry Springer to discredit hearings on a Supreme Court justice even though it's clear Alinksy has nothing to do with the hearing, and the only reason he can dismiss Democratic argument is because he refuses to consider them to begin with. Muir doesn't just see the world through a series of funhouse mirrors--he makes sure only to look at distorted parodies of his opponents to begin with.

Friday, September 7, 2018

"Perhaps We Can Use Our Mental Powers To Make Them Stab Themselves To Death With Pitchforks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because till the night closes in.

Remember, whenever a Democrat complains about anything, it's just a waste of time, and they should just shut up and go away.  Which is not a threat.  Or maybe it is. 

The important thing is, the demonspawn are unhappy.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! All Is Great!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because linger on your pale blue eyes.

A part of me wonders if the lack of any actual artwork in this involves Muir at some point lying on the floor in a fetal position.

I suspect not, but only because he's so far from reality at this point that if impeachment proceedings began, he'd insist things were going well.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

"Ha Ha Ha! This Is Somehow Good News For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he played a tune, and danced around the gallows tree.

...

Muir has achieved such maximum discombobulation that he isn't just recasting losses as wins in the strip, he's writing losses and somehow imagining they're wins.

Monday, September 3, 2018

"Heh, Remember When It Was It Was The Unperson Tillerson Talking To You In These Things?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Merrilee Rush.

 What the hell IS Bolton doing chatting with Trump on this?  It's really not part of his job.

Muir really has no idea how things WORK, does he?

Saturday, September 1, 2018

"I Have To Protect You All From The Brown Menace!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everybody is dying to see the light.

Ahh, yes, who knows what would happen if the effing compound wasn't there to shoot the dusky hordes?

Friday, August 31, 2018

"Hey, I'm Sure We Can Work Out A Deal, Slugman To Slugman."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant lizard.

...Man, the amount of awful racism there is something else, though it's worth noting that Muir's Trump seems to have degenerated some.  Preparation for an upcoming disappointment, or just a quick trace job?  Only time will tell.

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Let's Sit Back And Consider The Weirdness.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because folderol.

...

...

Right.  Again, this whole thing is happening because the damn strip has a T-1000 built by a child savant walking around.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

"How Can I Make This More Creepy?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alas.

...

...

I'd almost say it's a bold move to put so much sexual dysfunction on display, but I'm pretty sure Muir has no idea he's doing this.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Sunday, August 26, 2018

"This Wall Of Text Will Keep The Truth Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smiles, everyone, smiles.

Muir's desperation to keep away from the fact that his hero is in deep with the Russians hits a  new low.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

"Ha! Wimmen! Mechanical Wimmen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because show me one man who's not a parasite, and I'll go out and say a prayer for him.

...

Man, Muir's misogyny is getting downright incoherent. 

Friday, August 24, 2018

"Ha Ha! Gender Issues Are Another Sign Of How Untermenschen Are Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because violin solo.

You know, this robot is taking the fate its predecessor--cruelly and casually destroyed by these people despite being a sentient being--rather blasely.  You think the idea that this could happen to "her" might cross her processor. 

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

"More Of The Nudity I Can't Really Draw Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because looking for heaven, for the devil in me.

I wonder when Muir's going to mention things happening on Earth again?

...

It might be awhile.

Monday, August 20, 2018

These Continue To Be The Jokes.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if it's a good picture, it's a Miracle!

...

This plotline isn't circling the drain, it's failed to flush down the pipes...

Sunday, August 19, 2018

These Are The Jokes, People.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because company with honesty is virtues vice to flee.

...

Yeah, this is certainly... happening.  Oh, is it happening.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Feel The Incomprehensible DRAMA!

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because I--I will be king and you--you will be queen.

Times like this, you realize how incoherent this strip has gotten on so many levels.

Friday, August 17, 2018

"Those Filthy Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tsar Simeon.

Man, this doesn't remind of the last few times Muir confidently declared the Dems finished and ignored all signs to the contrary...

Thursday, August 16, 2018

"Defending The Freedom Of The Press Is UNAMERICAN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you might think it's foolish, this chancy rendezvous. 

And by "democratically elected" you mean "the winner of the electoral college despite losing the popular vote by a significant margin". 

And of course once again, the poor, poor Right is completely at the mercy of the evil Left, despite being in charge of all three branches of government.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Monday, August 13, 2018

It Keeps Going, And Going, And Going...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

...

Remember when the cast sort of kind of approximated people, roughly?  Because I've reached the point of wondering if that time was an hallucination.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

"Have Our Spines Melted?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hyperion Cantos.

...

It's kind of hard to care about androids when the whole cast is a nightmarish approximation of humanity.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

"Just Another Demonstration Of How We're Totally Normal Americans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pet health.

As always, when Muir forces us to dwell on the bizarre personal lives of his cast, it's crazy, charmless, and leaves one wondering what the point is...

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

"Now, I'm Going To Make A Car Crash Itself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because words are very unnecessary.

Skye continues to join the hivemind, under the watchful eyes of the children of Satan.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Friday, August 3, 2018

Thursday, August 2, 2018

"Also, We Live In A Universe Where Natural Law Is Breaking Down."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I never thought that losing you could ever hurt so bad.

...

And the faces are still melting.  At this point, staring at art that is bad even by Muir's standards, I am left wondering if this present bizarre storyline will peter out or reach some nonsensical conclusion. 

It's about fifty-fifty, I bet.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

"Yep, Take That Imaginary Leftists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frowning.

Clearly Muir's going to be enjoying this joke for a while.  Because nothing says how cool the compound is by showing what utter morons its foes are.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

"See? I Have Imaginary Minorities In My Perfect Militia, So... Not A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mamma Mia, here I go again.

Amazing how they're skating around the "Look, they effing shoot Mexicans," in this discussion of why the compound dwellers are Nazis...

Saturday, July 28, 2018

"Right, We Could Talk About Things That Are Happening, But Let's Talk About Imaginary Murder Machines Instead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!    Because pet health.

It's kind of funny, how quickly Muir has retreated back to the same fantasy world he was writing about before Trump won. 

In the sad, twisted sort of funny manner.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

"...T-Take That, Hillary! Take... Take It Y-YET Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I say I believe.

It's hard not to feel that yelling at Hillary supporters--nearly two years after the election now--has become a talisman that Muir clutches very tightly in his hands these days.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

"Always Time For A Condom Joke!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flowers deployed.

...

And the saddest thing is this is the best strip in months.  I mean, it's still terrible, but one can at least understand the basic joke without too much trouble.  Or alcohol.

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

"Hello, Fellow Human Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we have heard the chimes at midnight.

...

...

It's like he's no longer bothering to pretend his cast are in some manner real people.

Monday, July 23, 2018

"It's All Lies! Lies! And Bill's A Pedo!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because standing here alone.

...

At this rate the list of people Muir likes is going to be countable on one hand by the end of this administration.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

"Our Foes Are Like Animals, The Filthy Schweinhund!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we come from France.

Remember, when the Right began protesting Obama for the crimes of Presidenting while black, it was a righteous movement against oppression.  But protesting Trump's behavior is just being a bunch of whiny babies, you doodooheads.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

"Just... A Few... Feet Further..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wish we could turn back time. 

"So we assuredly didn't kill people.  Or maybe we did!

"....

"Just send the money!"

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Monday, July 16, 2018

A Fever Dream In Bad Comic Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nothing going to keep me down.

Can I state that these new naked drawings look unappealing even by Muir's already low standards?

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Thursday, July 12, 2018

"Pay Me And I Move The Story Forward!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pushing the night into the daytime.

I won't lie--there's a part of me that's hoping that this drags on for as long as possible. 

Another part is saying "A 'Where's the beef?' joke in 2018.  Way to keep it relevant, Muir."

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

The Gallery Of Regrettable Faces.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you saw the whole of the moon.

So, as we contemplate this 'awful on every level' storyline, let's see how long it takes to wrap up the begging pledge drive this year.  It really seems to be dragging.

Monday, July 9, 2018

Thursday, July 5, 2018

The Nude Streak Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oglethorpe.

I'd say "this is getting painful", but it has BEEN painful for some time, really. 

Monday, July 2, 2018

Okay, It's More A Steadily Trickling Garden Hose, But The Idea Is Pretty Clear Here!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because haven't you noticed I'm a star?

So apparently Sam is now made out of jello, and she lives in a hellish world of blotches.

Typical DbD, in other words.

Saturday, June 30, 2018

"Remember, Once Again, FBI Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nightmares in the night.

And remember once again, people, these organizations are now our dire enemies, and always were.

Friday, June 29, 2018

"How Dare The Lugenpresse And Their Jewish Overlord Not Respect Her Apologism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sugar maple.

If there is an afterlife, a good portion of Muir's hell is going to be the simple realization that he was the bad guy.

Another portion will be the realization that he was tremendously untalented.

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

"As Opposed To The Republicans, Who Are... Ummm..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkins.

I fully await Muir to contradict this tomorrow to slander Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, because realizing that he's saying the opposite of what he said previously is not Muir's strong point.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

"You Are The Racists Not Us! Always And For Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you were always on my mind.

And let's ignore the policies that have brought this on, let's ignore how desegregation happened, let's ignore everything else, just to get that awful attempt at wit in there.

In meantime, you know the begging fundraising's going poorly--he's left off the percentages again.

Monday, June 25, 2018

"Come On! More Money! Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because police on my back.

So, as Muir gives a take on Sara Huckabee Sanders problems eating out that isn't a simplification at all, obviously, let's notice that he's not only behind in his begging fundraising, he's stalled in momentum, having been stuck at 50% for two days, and only reaching 51% today.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

"And It Is Such A Mystery Why They Are So Offended!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brandy Alexander.

 Of course, Muir doesn't mention all the insults that go in the opposite direction, or, you know, the Nazi boosting.  Or the atrocities.  Nope, it's just a lot of rudeness for no reason that he can understand.

And he is apparently still at 50%.  Gonna be a long panhandling session fund raiser.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

"And If They're Civil, We Call Them Weak And Effeminate! It's Win-Win!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Creme de Menthe.

 As Muir continues to express his long-standing belief that if you're upsetting people, it must be a good thing, he also celebrates finally reaching 50%, something that's taken longer this year.

Let's see if he can ever make a connection.

Friday, June 22, 2018

"They Are All Childish Sissies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Irish Cream.

As Muir whines about his somehow inept, yet omnipotent opponents again, let's note that he still hasn't quite hit 50% yet.

He probably will tomorrow, but still, small victories.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

"The FBI Is Now Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Remember, government snipers who aren't Captain Mitty are evil.  And we've always been at war with Eurasia.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

"All Is Well, Citizens! All Is Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuca.

As Muir has nothing new to say in his slander of the IG--a conspiracy that apparently involves the FBI working against Trump, but not actually doing anything to really hurt him WHILE scuttling the chances of the person they were supposedly working for--I will move on to note that he has not only NOT reached 50% yet, he's seen only a 1% increase.

Gonna be a long panhandling session pledge drive this year.

Monday, June 18, 2018

"Look, The Important Thing Is I Really Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green Chartreuse.

As Muir desperately insists that clearly the report that said what he didn't want to hear is fake, he also notes that he's gotten less money this year.

After starting earlier.

Yeah, I'm loving the schadenfreude. 

Sunday, June 17, 2018

"Responding To Crises In A Mature Manner Is Communism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow Chartreuse.

"We are the good guys, and the fact that we choose the worst possible choice on everything is PROOF of that!"

Friday, June 15, 2018

"Time To Torture A Sentient Being!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I fly a starship across the universe divide.

It says something that when the cast interacts with a miracle of AI, they ultimately wind up hurting it out of petty spite.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

So, He's Alexa, Only More Obnoxious.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because All the Money In the World.

...

It's kind of amusing that Jeeves is supposed to be seen as helpful.

Monday, June 11, 2018

Because, Of Course.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spirit of the radio.

My guess is that Muir was starting to miss indulging in his breastfeeding fetish.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Saturday, June 9, 2018

"Hating Bill Gives Meaning To Our Bleak Lives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turn another page on the teenage rampage now.

Clearly, this is the most important topic they could be focusing on right now.

Friday, June 8, 2018

"Yes, Half The Voters Are Scum And Sheep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because career opportunities, the ones that never knock.

Clearly, the murderers in the compound represent all that is good about our nation.

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Robot Humor, Now With Horrible Misogynistic Hillary Bashing!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out here in the fields, I fought for my meals.

...

Yeah, that was just what this entire awful premise needs.  Awful, incoherent Hillary Clinton jokes.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Robot Humor, Now With Puns!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because weeble-wobbles wobble but they don't fall down.

Well, this remains an... interesting choice to begin a pledge drive on. 

...

*shudders*

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

A Strip That Can Barely Bother To Care.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bran flour.

Because this is the sort of strip you want to showcase--a badly drawn poorly written mess featuring characters that break your setting.

Monday, June 4, 2018

"We Accept Check, Credit, And Money Orders. Or Just An Envelope Stuffed With Bills."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guide to Trees.

As the completely unfunny story of the robot characters we never needed goes on, I'm going to note that this year's begging seems to be starting lower than usual.  So let's see how long the damn thing drags on this time...

Sunday, June 3, 2018

"Now I Like Rosanne Barr!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm standing at the gates of the west.

And Muir jumps on the latest controversy much too late, and with nothing really to say.

Same as it ever was.

Saturday, June 2, 2018

...You Know The Picard Face-Palm Meme?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm walking in the rain--tears are falling and I feel a pain.

...

...

...

This is profoundly a moment where you're supposed to realize that a mistake has been made.

Friday, June 1, 2018

Chris Muir's Scenes From A Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if you change your mind, I'm the first in line.

And remember, folks, the Spinoff is still going and is so crazy it makes the rest of the strip look like happy fun cheery things.

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Remember The Pretend Scandal That Was About The Insisting The Actual Scandal Wasn't Real!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because revolution on the Hudson.


It says something that Muir has gone full apologist only slightly over a year into the Trump Presidency.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Now Supporting Skinheads.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because awkward segue.

And the side effect of Muir's freebasing ever more extreme news substitutes--now he's pledging his support to a British white supremacist. 


Tuesday, May 29, 2018

"This Shows How Awesome I Am, Believing Ludicrous Conspiracy Theories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obligatory cameo.

Remember when she supposedly had Parkinson's and multiple diseases?

Yep, it's good to see that even her being a private citizen doesn't keep the ridiculous slander from flowing.

And by "good" I mean "awful".

Monday, May 28, 2018

Muir's Version Of An Ideal Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because One-Punch Man.

You know, as awful and sexist as this is, it would be worse if Sam weren't basically a gender-flipped version of her husband.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Chockfull Of Alternative Facts, Or As They Are Also Known, Lies.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if you've got know place to go, if you're feeling down.

The pointless sexism brought into the paranoid rants for no apparent reason is pretty much peak-Muir, isn't it?

Saturday, May 26, 2018

"This Is Witty, Not Disturbing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slight chill.

It says something that the dream he mentions sound more like the indicator of a serial killer than the ever so amusing bit of drollery he imagines it to be.

Oh, and Sam's face has achieved something truly horrifying in that last panel.

Friday, May 25, 2018

"Everyone To The Left Of Me Is A Communist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when they say "America First" they mean "America Next".

As Muir defends an administration in hock to a KGB apparatchik turned de facto dictator, let's enjoy yet another demonstration of his complete lack of historical knowledge.

Thursday, May 24, 2018

"The Sacred Gun Shall Protect Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hell to the no.

And once again, we get a grand demonstration that Muir doesn't know history at all.  While imagining he does.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

"Har Har! I've Got Such Cutting Wit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because please Father Christmas.

So, what does Muir gain from acting like a sexist git in this case?  Because as far as I can see, this is simply so he can be a sexist git.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

"Not All Of Us Are Decadent! Some Of Us Are Armed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

And as Muir prepares for another lengthy bit of online begging to keep his paean to free industry up, let's just stare at the awkward praise for the Murikan herrenvolk and their mighty supply of firearms.

Monday, May 21, 2018

And Muir Ignores What He's Done Here.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Penny Black.

And I think Muir has actually forgotten who got elected in 1980, in his championing of his new orange-tinged Vozhd.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Saturday, May 19, 2018

"These Words Mean What I Want Them To Mean!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hamburger.

Ahh, yes, a strip of Sam's distorted face speaking nonsense and smugly fucking with a faceless opponent.

The extent to which Muir has not only not progressed but actually regressed as an artist is kind of amazing.

Friday, May 18, 2018

"Siccing A Feral Bull On People We Don't Like Shows That We're Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roland searched the continent for the man who did him in.

Remember people, the characters with all the power who are rewarded constantly for their bad actions are this strip's lovable protagonists.

Well, they're supposed to be lovable, anyway.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

"Ha Ha! Stupid Protesters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Merriam Webster.

So either evil robots or special forces attacking protestors.

Yep, such a bwave man, Muir. 

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Of Course That's The Spanish Expression He Uses. Of Course.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wear your love like heaven.

I don't know whether the robot or El Dorado Dad's accent is the least believable element of the strip.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

"Go To The Sunken Place, Damon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fantaman, Fantaman!

At times like this, I like to think that the hideous parody of life that Damon and Jan have been granted as the strip's token minorities is an inexact process and that sometimes it fails slightly, resulting in these bizarre little hiccups. 

Sunday, May 13, 2018

"They Are All Criminals And Secret Muslims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nanook, no, no, no.

To be fair, this is actually a return to relative normal by Muir's standards.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Friday, May 11, 2018

Thursday, May 10, 2018

"He's So Bwave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pacific Time Zone.

The signs of Trump's failures as a leader are in fact all evidence of his GENIUS as a leader!  That's brilliant!

No, wait, that's crazy.  That was the word I was looking for.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

"Our Opponents Are Simultaneously Geniuses And Morons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vegetable Man where are you?

To be fair to Muir, the declarations of victory on the Right have spread from the 'unabashed lunatic fringe' to the 'desperately trying to appear sane' portion as the situation grows worse.

It's like Iraq all over again.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

"Yes, The Jewish Man Is Clearly A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smart, visceral, terrifying.

There's a reason that Republicans have to play the internal resistance of the government to their increasingly lawless stance as a malignant conspiracy--to admit the truth would be to cast themselves as a disease in the body politic, and once you admit that, you start having to reconsider things.

And so we see Chuck Schumer painted as a Nazi, because, sure, why not.

Monday, May 7, 2018

"Ha Ha! Our Foes Are All Inferior And Stupid, And This Is True Because I Keep Saying It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uru hammer.

It says something, the extent to which the Right has switched from trying to convince people, or even muddy the waters, to simply confirming to their own that All is Well.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

"We Are Totally Winning This, Yep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his houses were built upon the sand.

Muir.  For law and order, but only for the other people.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

"Right! This Proves Everyone Who Is Against Me Is A Liar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I am a man, I am a mountain.

Ahh, yes.  More crazy conspiracy theories to explain how everyone is against you, and how all this evidence you're on the wrong side is fake.  Got it.

Friday, May 4, 2018

"You Are The Bad Guys! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tower Hamlets.

So remember, the people who are allied with a bunch of Nazis who held a Nazi rally?

Not Nazis.

The people who elected a black man?

Nazis.

The people calling for a woman to be locked up just because?

Not fascists.

The people investigating actual wrong-doing?

Fascists.

Because it's not about what you do, or what you believe.  Muir knows that he's good and a patriot, because he's him, and how could he be anything else, mmmm?

Thursday, May 3, 2018

"Stupid Wimmen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because baby, can you hear me call?

Because remember, white guys are always the real victims, in the Muirverse.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

"And They Are Nazis Because We Say So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've been waiting so long.

You know, rather than focus on the inane politics of this strip, I'm going to point out that Jan is apparently dissolving into geometric shapes.  Because of course she is.

Monday, April 30, 2018

Sunday, April 29, 2018

"Clearly, A Crazy Man Telling Me What I Want To Hear Is A Man Of Power And Influence."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bolero.

So, in the DbD universe, the reddit poster Qanon is a super-leet guy who knows things instead a rambling crazy telling people nonsense. 

Oh, and he knows the cast, because of course he does.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

"Ha Ha! The Dumb Traitors Are Obviously Panicked About This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guinea Black.

As the Koreas take steps towards a permanent peace largely by working around us, Muir adjusts his thinking to view this as a good thing, and to insist that his enemies are traitors.

Not his hero.  Never his hero.

Friday, April 27, 2018

"I Perceive This As Lovable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rollerbladers.

...

...

And the cast continues to try and approximate human behavior.

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

"We're Are Wronged. Despite The Whole 'Treasons And Crimes' Matter."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Honduras.

Well, it's good to know that the woman who was violating her oath as an officer of the government thinks the Compound dwellers are okay people, despite all the murder and so forth. 

Yep, peachy keen.

Monday, April 23, 2018

"They Are Mean To The Leader For No Real Reason!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because British Cameroons.

The goalposts shift, as they are wont to, aided by Muir not knowing what the hell he is talking about.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

"We Are Surrounded By Traitors, And Obviously False Accusations!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ramblin' rose.

At this point, I'm really wondering what the Republicans can do to keep the Muirs of this world happy. It's like the list of demands get crazier every year.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

"He's Just Like Me! A Smug Asshole Who Is Magically Always Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feelings all through the night.

Damon is so out of sorts, he's stuck in the same pose.