Sunday, June 30, 2013

Saturday, June 29, 2013

"And This Is All Proven By The Fact That A Non-White Got Elected!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fantastic Four.

Does Muir think that Obama is a son of the privileged elite?  And doesn't he realize that the CEOs he lionizes are the very elite he's insulting?

Never mind.  Of course not.

Friday, June 28, 2013

"You Are Being Assimilated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that sharp metal box that ticked?

While I suspect Muir has, once again, misunderstood something that is far less friendly to his worldview than he imagines, the important things are Jan continues her long slow slide into being just like every other character in DbD.  And that the funddrive continues to move at a snail's pace.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

"Et Tu, Ryan?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leave the light on for me.

Oh, poor Muir.  Will no one remain true to the cause of protecting America's essence from the dusky, Marxist hordes?  No one?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

"And If He Then Goes To China With Intelligence About Them..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just Sideshow Bob and the guy who eats people's faces.

I think I'll bypass Muir's decision that Snowden's all right to note that the fundraiser seems to have stalled this year. 

Monday, June 24, 2013

"I Have To Say, It's Great Being Married To A Softcore Porn Drawing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everybody's free to feel good.

Right in front of each other.




Is a phrase that rhymes with 'knife lopping' running through anyone else's head?  Because sometimes you just wonder if these characters are just going to end the political pretense and admit that they exist as masturbation aids...

Sunday, June 23, 2013

"And This Proves How Free Of Bigotry I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Victoria!

Ahh, yes.  Barack Obama.  The secret Muslim. Plotting to destroy our freedoms.  Which entailed the death of Osama bin Laden to...

Yeah, that bit would kind of undermine Muir's point if it were even standing on anything close to solid ground instead of perched midair like Wile E. Coyote before a fall.  Instead this all another showcase for Muir's bigotry and lack of knowledge on the very points he fancies himself well-informed about. 

Which doesn't make it any less nasty.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

Thursday, June 20, 2013

"A Tool! Like A Machete! Or A Cannon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend.

Yeah, Muir.  That's exactly what she's doing.  Yeah.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Creepiness Just Goes On!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because like a rhinestone cowboy.



Well, I guess it could get worse.  Somehow.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Monday, June 17, 2013

"Doesn't She See How Wonderful The Gun Is?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Centurion.

"I mean, it's not like this points out how our little universe of guns that work perfectly to magically protect the righteous has flaws!  Nope!  The gun shall punish her for her unworthiness!  Hail the gun!"

Sunday, June 16, 2013

"See... The Appeal Of This Is She's Sunburned!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Six is having problems adjusting to his clone status.




In between the racist Native American jokes, and the creepy sexism, this strip has done a good job reminding me why I don't like these characters.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

"Gosh, You're Awesome, Imaginary Black Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Baden-Baden!

Well, that answers my question.  So these super-productive right-wingers--are all unemployed.

Gee, imagine that.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

"Those Uppity Little Girls..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling RAWHIDE!

Leaving aside the usual creepy-bad cheesecake, and the traditional dog whistles--we are witnessing one of those rare moments where Muir's characters seem to realize just how ridiculous their universe is.  Of course, they never reach a full realization--but some awareness of the utter silliness by which their lives function seeps in...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

"Of Course, As A Couple Of Semi-Employed Workers, Ayn Rand Would Actually Lump Us In With The Parasites..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and was Jerusalem builded here, among those dark, Satanic Mills?

Why is that Rand's adolescent fantasies tend to appeal to people who bear so little resemblance to her plutocratic ideal?  I suspect that most of them suspect that they're going to hit it big soon, and the books are their roadmap to success.  Despite involving people who can single-handedly create things that defy the laws of physics.  And aren't named Tony Stark.

That said there's an extra dose of irony of doing this during a fundraising....

Monday, June 10, 2013

"Anything Less Than Total Plutocracy Isn't A True Free Market!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theodore Dreiser.

Is it just me, or is there something kind of sad about Muir viewing gigantic-corporations as the defenders of democracy?

Sunday, June 9, 2013

"Heh, Heh--The Joke Where I Compare Democratic Government Workers To Alien Invaders Never Gets Old!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebon.



Why is it I'm thinking of an old, mildly dirty joke involving the word 'Klingons', and comparing Muir to it?

Oh, yes, I have an actual sense of humor.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

"Not Like Us! We're Pure And Immaculate In This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hej sokoly.

Muir, who spent his time cheering on the growth of the security state with only the slightest misgivings during the whole of the Bush administration, now blames liberals for all of it. 

It must be nice to have the memory of a goldfish...

Friday, June 7, 2013

Want To Bet He's Only Watched The Movie...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Owen Glendower.

And so, to keep score, the Imaginary Liberal married to the Imaginary Black Conservative no longer approves of the Imaginary version of President Obama. 

A crushing blow for the administration!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

"Ah Ha! This Latest Scandal Will Surely Finish Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freaking Flash Player...

You know, those sketches at the bottom are so awful, they enter the realm of mind-numbingly creepy...

Monday, June 3, 2013

It's What He Wants...

It's the Days' Day of Days!  Because nice hat.

Is it just me, or do these things actually manage to lose a little more dignity every year?

Sunday, June 2, 2013

"And Don't Forget The Martian Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cossack Song!

If there is a Hell, Muir's first moment in it will be the realization that he was exactly the sort of ruinous cancer on the body politic he regularly accused liberals of being.

And it being Hell, that first moment will stretch out for eternity.

Saturday, June 1, 2013