Saturday, February 28, 2015

"Well, I Did Make Him A Ukrainian, But... Then I Changed My Mind."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because surge.

Oh, like Sam Elliot is in any position about ethnic and regional stereotypes.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

"Also, The World Is Flat! Read It In A Book!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thomas Chatterton was both a forger and brilliant poet.  Simultaneously.

Muir loves to wave his stupid like a banner, doesn't he?

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

I Don't Know Which Is More Disturbing...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the storm clouds are raging all around my door.

Ahh.  More lactation fetish, hosted by Samurai Mom, and the Square Planet going full-blown nutso.


Sunday, February 22, 2015

Friday, February 20, 2015

"You Silly Liberals, Thinking You Understand The Deeper Truths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow down, you move too fast.

See, if we could just appreciate Muir's lousy attempts at cheesecake, we could also appreciate the deeper truths of Fox News! 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Plugging Ridiculous Plot Holes In Between Bursts Of Bigotry.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because multiplication table.

Yeah, so... again, how is the government wrongfully "persecuting" these guys?  They're a bunch of people doing highly illegal things that have holed up in their creepy compound. 

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

"Yeah! Bringing Back This One! 'Cause It's So True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paul Williams.

The question for me has become not merely "What does Muir actually know about the French Revolution?"--it's become "Has Muir yet begun to reach the floor of his ignorance of this matter?"

Sunday, February 15, 2015

"Har Har! I Is So Witty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because unbroken.

And once again, Muir uses his imaginary black guy to serve as the mouthpiece for his bile, which he imagines is a brilliant display of courage.  Because, you know, the eyes of the Muslim world are clearly on his crappy webcomic.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

"Hunting And Staring At Bad Pinup Art Is What Makes A Man A Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thracian gladiators.

Apparently every damn panel takes place in a different universe.  That's how bad the blocking is.

Friday, February 13, 2015

What A Charmer...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the angry river.

Ahh, we can enjoy Damon both in his 'creepy guy we're supposed to find charming' and his 'fake black guy who Muir thinks he can have say racist things and get away with' hats.


Thursday, February 12, 2015

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

An Imaginary Female's Work Is Never Done.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey.

When in doubt of what to do next, the female portion of the cast of DbD can always be counted on to pose in a ridiculous fashion and provide fodder for sexist jokes.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

"See, Wimmen... Theys Emotional..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was smiling.

And remember, we don't see the kids because Muir really can't draw them.

Monday, February 9, 2015

"It's Good To See That You Recognize Your Own Inferiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how could you leave your goosefeather bed?


And as usual, Muir can't help but make the people he thinks we should dislike the sympathetic ones...

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Friday, February 6, 2015

"I Read It In The Politically Incorrect Guide, So It Must Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tastes like fear.

Except that Charles Martel defeated the Moors at Tours.

And that was over two centuries before the Crusades.  And had little to do with them.

 Oh, and Martel used the defeat to shore up his family's power base in the Frankish kingdom--which wasn't EXACTLY France, yet--and let his son, Peppin the Short depose the Merovingians kings with the approval of the Pope, and set his own line up in power, until they were in turn deposed by the Capets.

So... yeah...

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

"Also, I've Become Paralyzed, And Must Stand Here In The Same Position!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fields of Gold.

Obviously, nothing will top the week Damon poured coffee nonstop, but damn it, you wish he'd put more effort when he traces the same panel over and over again...

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

"Damn Furriners! Need To Build A Wall!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, nineteen.

And remember, Muir feels Zed and Sam's lack of charity to their own blood is a good thing.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Sunday, February 1, 2015

"They Are Calling It Racist! I Say 'American Sniper' Isn't Racist ENOUGH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there she weaves by night and day.

Yes, Muir, your cowardly assassination fantasies are proof of what a real American you are.

Just like Charles J. Guiteau's.  Who at least was willing to put his money where his crazyass mouth was.