Monday, August 31, 2015

"Forgiveness. With Revenge."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dream police they're trying to arrest me, oh nooooo....

And this is proof of their moral superiority, apparently...

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

"This IS TOTALLY A BIG DEAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ich dien.

So, months upon months of Muir declaring that SOON we will see what a piece of pure evil Hillary is, followed by him either ignoring the whole affair, or screaming "conspiracy" after the whole affair dissolves into the ether...

Friday, August 28, 2015

"Cause She's Totally Going To Lose! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because downpressor man.

If you had any doubts Hillary was going to get the Democratic nomination, that should silence them, as Muir is consistently wrong.  To the point where his rare "stopped clock moments" involve being wrong on the fundamentals on closer examination...

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ninja!

The Republican strategy to get the women's vote--yell at them.

It's a towering achievement.

Well, it's a tower of something.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Sunday, August 23, 2015

And Ridley Scott Facepalms.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Playford.

This is going to be one fiercely delusional election season for Muir, isn't it?

Fun times ahead.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

"Man, It's Just Astonishing How Every Aspect Of Hilary Confirms Why She's An Evil Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Science Year!

And remember, before he starts explaining that the fact that she's blonde PROVES she's a Nazi--Damon is supposed to be very smart.

Friday, August 21, 2015

You Know This Isn't Going Anywhere Good...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because laughing Buddha.

...

Yeah, this seems to be heading towards another repugnant conclusion where Skye is once again declared to be "asking for it", even if that isn't actually stated...

Thursday, August 20, 2015

They'd Be Repulsive Even If They Were Well-Drawn...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ship to wreck.

And once again, Bob Marley has to watch a racist white dude appropriating his lyrics.

*sigh*

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

"Never Let A Joke DIE! NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshine almost always gets me high.

Clearly, this is an extraordinarily relevant gag...

Sunday, August 16, 2015

"And That Was Tremendously Relevent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because raccoon-cat.

I suspect this storyline, such as it was, was prolonged by the Trump surge.

Because, you can't expect Muir to give up jokes about a minor political scandal that happened years ago.  Can't be done.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

"Now We Will Know The Truth Of The Lizard People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Michaelangelo.

And so we prepare for something that will combine the humor of a bad '80s sitcom with the viewpoint of a John Bircher....


Monday, August 10, 2015

Sunday, August 9, 2015

"How Dare He Insult Our Greatest Champion EVAH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the young dudes.

...

I don't know what's funnier--Muir's new mancrush on Trump, or the sweet, sweet sounds of internecine Right Wing fighting...

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Monday, August 3, 2015

"I See No Irony In This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshiney day.

Muir painting himself as a champion for women, in characteristic cluelessness...

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Written For, By And Starring Angry Drunk White Guys.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because katydid.

Ahh, yes.  Because if you don't stand up for lion poachers now, they'll come after you when you poach a lion.  One of these days.

Just like they'll come after you when you make that million dollars.  Eventually.