Thursday, January 31, 2019

"Our Opponents Are Decadent And Effete!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feathery.

Right, right, Muir.  Just get to slaughtering the latest bunch of hapless straw opponents. 

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

"Clearly, My Treachery Is A Sign Of Worth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey dinner.

As usual, Muir's supposedly fearsome fascist goons are utter idiots who are complete outflanked by the "good guys".  Who are violent thugs, so really there are no heroes here.  Not that he sees it.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Clearly, A Private Citizen Is The Most Powerful Person In Government Circles!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pilsner Urquell.

Well, the crazy is kicking it up a notch.  And Trump has only had to deal with a Democratic House for a month.

Monday, January 28, 2019

A Total Shock Twist.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cement is just for the weight.

I mean, there are all those federal agents they tortured and/or killed.

On top of all the migrants they tortured and/or killed.

And the protestors they tortured and/or killed.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

"How Can They Persecute This Paragon? Or Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sun always shines on TV.

So we're supposed to feel sorry for the President who drips with sleaze and the racist militia compound that is connected to foreign powers.

Got it.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Meanwhile, In The Headquarters Of The Democratic Party Of Doom!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you probably think this song is about you.

"How dare you persecute us for persecuting others!  Have you no shame?  Don't you understand that racists whites have special rights that other people don't?"

Thursday, January 24, 2019

"This Totally Good For Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fairy Fay.

At this point, Muir isn't just shifting the goalposts, he's announcing that actually, this is a track and field exhibition, not a football game.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

"Thank God The President Speaks For Whites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tiny food.


Why is whoever Jeff Zucker is talking with off-panel talking like minstrel show character?


Oh, why am I asking that, we all know why.

Monday, January 21, 2019

"And Then We Will Force Them To Eat Their Own Hands!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Root of Ampoi.


The dead-eyed stare of the demonspawn, whose rapid growth is getting unnerving, is the stuff of nightmares.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

"Trump Is Totally Rocking This!"

It's the Day's Day of Day! Because believe it or not, I started to worry, I wondered if I had enough class.

As we deal with yet another appearance of Muir's version of Nancy Pelosi, the feckless weakling, let's sit back and marvel at him not understanding how the government works, and imagine that Trump's undermining Congressional security is somehow a good move.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

"You Really Are My Best Friend, Michael."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because call me Deacon Blues.

You know everything in this cartoon is wrong.  The blue states aren't stealing money from the red states--the red states are mooching off the blue states.  John Bolton is by most accounts a dwindling presence in the administration.  And Trump is a cowardly dullard increasingly dominated by the suspicion he's losing this one.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

"My Pretend Wife Knows What A Real Woman Wants!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pretty Polly.

You know, when you really think about this strip, it is so fucking sad.

Once you get past the horrific sexism.  And the hideous demon-children.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

"Proof Their Perfidy, My Good Wench!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and this is the woodwinds.


Ah, yes, clearly the delegation to the island that got his by a hurricane is all really a party cruise.

Also, Sam appears to have lost her bones.

Monday, January 14, 2019

"Totally Like Hitler!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bells and whistles.

The NRA has a lot of shit to answer for.  Spreading the myth that Hitler was into gun control is a tiny, but significant part of that.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

"Wow, Sis! That Was Totally A Valid Point, And Not Bullshit At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because someone like you.

And Skye's brain continues to be eaten by the hivemind.  Because that's how interested Muir is in showing alternate points of view.

Friday, January 11, 2019

"Jews Manipulating Jews! This Makes Total Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because imagine Take a Chance On Me done in the style of AC-DC.  Yes, that actually exists.


Man, remember the time when Muir didn't imagine Soros was behind everything?  It was back in the time when a good chunk of his strips weren't just photos with filters on them.  Too bad things that have grown together.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

"Trump... Trump Is Totally With Us Right Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just like a tree planted by the water.

Yes, I'm sure that was why it was so listless, Muir.  Those bad fake Republicans. 

The Leader remains with you in spirit.

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

"This Is EXACTLY How Civil Rights Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the squid.

The idea that the Left has a broad alliance of people working together for the greater good is so foreign to the modern Right that it has to imagine its opponents are squabbling and divided.  After all, otherwise, it would have to admit that being a narrow group serving only its own interest--and that badly--is... different from a good chunk of the nation, and once that happened, things would likely spiral from there.

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

"Like There's Something Wrong About Being A Corrupt Fool Under The Thumb Of A Foreign Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I want to be your... SLEDGEHAMMER!

Yeah, the Democrats are the ones who resemble Chavez and Maduro in this.  Not the guy tossing around ideas like declaring a state of emergency because.

Monday, January 7, 2019

"This Is What Socialists Actually Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass snake.

Muir's effort at a philosophical discussion between the sisters stumble on the facts that he doesn't know what he's talking about, and imagines he does, and that he has given the sisters personalities as pleasant as nails on a blackboard.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

It's EXACTLY The Same!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Australian Nationalist Party.


You know, pointing out the amount of nuance missing in Muir's "analysis" would be a lot of labor to state that in essence, it's all wrong.

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Oh. This.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Chopsticks.



I knew the breastfeeding fetish was going to be in play again, I just didn't realize how much it was going to be in play.

Friday, January 4, 2019

Not Pictured--A Large Portion Of The Political History Of The World.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because God bless the Tzar and keep him... far away from us.

I wonder what Muir thinks about the British Labour Party.  You know the guys who supported us on Iraq at the time.  When the conservative French government didn't.

I also wonder how the hellspawn apparently levitates.  And where exactly is the nothing place that she's taken Skye to.

I probably shouldn't.  That way lies madness.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

"I Understand Mother. Shall I Send Them All To The Cornfield?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Robert Muldoon's Dancing Cossacks.

As we shudder at Muir's depiction of the demonspawn, let's note that despite a growing list of ways this effects people, as it doesn't affect him, Muir imagines it doesn't really affect anybody, except the government employees, who are of course, parasites and wasters.

Something tells me when the tax problems start, Muir will change his tune--to blame Democrats and the bureaucracy for not running without money.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

"Just Remember That Those Not Like Us Are Inferior."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I sing the body electric.

The real amusing thing is that Sam is breaking her own supposed rule to tell what "an American" is.  But it's only "not questioning things" when you don't questions things like "racism is bad", or "sexism is bad", or "compassion is a virtue".