Monday, October 30, 2017

"Boy, Good To Know Our Hatred Of Them Is Undiminished By Circumstances!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sophie's Choice.

And Muir hates on an ex-President, and a former Secretary of State and Presidential candidate while ignoring the indictment in the probe he insists is all a front.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

"If I Don't Stand Up For Harvey Weinstein, Who Knows What Might Happen?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkerboard.

It's kind of amazing that Muir managed to move from an imaginary news blackout to something worse.  But he did.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

"And This Is A Big Deal, Because My Imaginary Liberal Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

And as usual, Muir distorts and even lies about what's happening to create a comforting picture for himself where he is the good and loyal patriot, facing an evil conspiracy to sap and impurify his bodily fluids.

"This Has To Be Treachery, Not Me Being Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, not at all.

And Muir curls into a little ball and yells "No, you are!" in defense against being a cheerleader for the sort of foreign-backed degenerate he was always insisting the Democrats were.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

"Thank Goodness Trump Will Sort This All Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm gonna fight 'em off.

Like most cynics, Muir's supposed deep-rooted suspicion is generally directed at people who don't deserve it, while letting people who do off the hook.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

"We Still Hate On Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Technology Associate.

Remember how this Presidency was supposed to be the grand fulfillment of all of Muir's desires?

I sometimes thinks he doesn't.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Saturday, October 21, 2017

"And, Yes, Yes, It's Looking Like Another Fakeout!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Buffalo.

As Muir has done this sort of fakeout so many times now, it's gone beyond tiresome, I'll simply note that a show of humanity on Skye's part is nullified by her suddenly becoming a howler monkey.

Friday, October 20, 2017

"And Remember, This Time I Might Really Mean It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll polish him off.

Given that he's pulled this trick so many times, I'm waiting for the twist tomorrow.

But who knows?  Maybe this time he'll actually push the button, metaphorically speaking.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

"Whenever Poochie Isn't On Screen, People Should Be Asking 'Where's Poochie?'."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as I was going to St. Ives.

That doesn't just fail the Bechdel test it causes it to sprout legs and run away from this work of fiction.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

"And I Say That Because I Will Kill Them. All Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddle faddle.

Yes, it's just like All in the Family, minus any sort of humor.

And he still can't draw those kids.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

"It Only Gets Creepier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World History of Food.

Ahh, that lovely moment when the people who swear they're not Nazis state that they have to get the birthrate of white people up...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

"This Totally Makes Sense, And Isn't Weird And Incoherent At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the balance sheet is breaking up the sky.

Yeah, because your eternal quest for your right to oppress others is EXACTLY like the American Revolution.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

"A Hook For My Creepy Side Project!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you shine like a star.

Well, if it's like the rest of the strip, it will be... horrifying.

Friday, October 6, 2017

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

"Never Gonna Give This Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes, you gotta mellow slow.

Truly, gun owners are the real victims here.

Besides all the dead people, of course.