"You Matter So Little, That I'm Just Going To Bash You For Several Days!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can tell the way you hang your head.

Remember, if Skye thinks it, you know it's real, because she's liberal. And also, awful.

"I Must Be Right! I've Got An Imaginary Naked Lady On My Side!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do you remember when the ocean went mad, and we were to blame?

Nothing like watching Muir double down on the strip he did yesterday.

Except possibly dental surgery performed without anesthesia. 

"They're Mean, And Awful, And Here's A Naked Lady!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because quite a bit on the Polynesian side.

At this point, it's pretty much the archetypal DbD strip, isn't it? "The press is evil, liberals are weak and know it, here's a naked lady for agreeing with me."

"Young Wimmen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're my sweetheart.

Two things remain patently obvious--one, Muir has never actually had a daughter.

Two, he still can't draw children well.

"Surely This Is Worth All The Grotesque Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because orchestra.

Warning--do not look too long at list of Trump accomplishments, or you might realize that most of them either didn't happen the way his supporters think they did, or happened in spite of Trump.

"Clearly, They're Planning Decadent Gay Bondage Parties! That's What I Would Do, If I Were Them."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because maybe today, yeah, I'll slip away.

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Let's be honest, anything I could possibly say on this subject is superfluous. This is a cartoon that provides its own interrogation to any non-Kool Aid drinker who reads it.

"Wimmen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where'd you go?

This strip so resembles the incomprehensible barroom mutterings of an old man who is three sheets to the wind because, well, that's pretty much what it is.

"We Marched And Waved Guns Around! That Was Supposed To Scare People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because so we sing until the demon's gone.

Man, it's the fastest turn from "eternal victory for the herrenvolk as will always happen if we remain virtuous" to "We are oppressed by our vicious foes" on a single issue that this strip has ever seen.

"You Are The Real Multiple Murders, Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and it pulls me under.

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The fascinating thing is that Muir has framed all of this so it freaking looks like what it is--gaslighting and brainwashing. Skye sits, isolated and alone, as she broken down by her sister.

But of course, the hivemind spreading is good thing, thinks Muir.

"You Were The Ones Who Wanted Horrific Violence At This Event! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I won't open letter bombs for you.

As the retcon of the past continues, let's all look at the horrifying soulless dots the hellspawn featured in this cartoon calls eyes, and try to remember which one is it.

"Yes, A Splendid Time Was Had By All Intimidating Everyone Else!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a yardstick for lunatics.

Remember when this was going to be an uprising that would show the DemoRATS what's what?

Yeah, it's always fun watching them rewrite history as it happens.

"Look, It Made Sense When I Was Writing It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Gray Ghost.

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So, Democrats are all secretly relying on Bloomberg, who is a baby, or something, but also a crappy Batman?

The Kentucky Gentleman is a bad co-writer.

"He Evul An Bah, An Also, Da Real Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Harvest Wheat.

I mean, sure, there are those neo-nazis, they arrested, but aside from that...

"Words That Remain As True As When John Wilkes Booth Uttered Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ra's al Ghul.

It's gonna be a long year.

"It's Astonishing How All The Untermenschen Schweinhunds Are Also Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because full-fledged werewolfism IS curable.

Only a Nazi would oppose letting armed private militias rove the streets to impose their will on the electorate! It's so OBVIOUS now!

"It's Racist To Call White Supremacists Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Welsh corgi.

Will no one think of racist cult leaders who lose their grift? No one?

"He's Dummy, He Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because overcast, with chance of mixed precipitation.

Ahh, yes, it's "all our opponents are morons, and base all their thinking on stupid shows and movies," from a moron who bases all his thinking on stupid shows and movies.

"That Government Of Gun Owners, For Gun Owners, By Gun Owners, May Blow The Shit Out Of Anybody Who Objects To It."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he thought he was the king of France.

You know, these two were terrible federal agents, back when they were federal agents.

"They Awful, Weak And The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because with the wind chill.

Figuring out how Muir thinks the Democrats work is always a hassle, because it changes regularly, even if the overarching picture remains the same.  Just as figuring out what rinky-dink protest he's now treating as a massive insurgency that will DESTROY the Virginia Democrats is a waste of time.

"Mass Shootings Aren't Real, And Bullets Don't Hurt Anyone That Doesn't Have It Coming!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ice storm.

As Muir drags out a particularly poor "guns are just tools" argument, let's note that Zed's one appearance on-panel makes him look like a dying bear.

"We Are TOTALLY Gonna Overthrow An Elected Government!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I found out about you.

Remember, boys and girls, only one Amendment matters. The rest are just for show.

"Now Excuse Me While I Morph Into A Howler Monkey!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the perfect crime.

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Dear God, that first panel is a thing of nightmares.

"Heh Heh Heh, Wimmen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lost City of Z.

Ahh, nothing like bad sexist humor bandied about by a bunch of badly drawn characters who we don't care about.

"Good Minorities Don't Even View Themselves As Minorities!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because toss a coin to your Witcher.

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Wherever would we be in America, without the Right to educate on us on the One True Way to handle race and ethnicity?

Gonna Be A Long Year...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the blue planet.

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And it's a walk-on by Muir's breast-feeding fetish. Muir's breast-feeding fetish, people.

So Creepy, On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Polarion.

This attempt to show heartwarming parenting on the compound grows worse the longer you think about it.

"They Are Totally In The Service Of Foreign Powers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it was only paste.

Wow. So much sexism, projection, and crazy in one strip. 

All it needs is a Soros reference, and this would be THE archetypal Trump-era DbD strip.

"Youse The Real Racists" Rererererereredux.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the mountain sound.

Ahh, so Muir goes on about Northam--months after the whole affair blew over.

During which, he's gone a white nationalist kick, so why he's even bothering, I don't know.

Yup! The FBI Sucks Even More Than Antifa!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant rats.

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So of course, he's doubling down on this. Of course he is.

"The FBI Were Always The Enemy!"

It's the  Day's Day of Days! Because Richard Moll.

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Yes, such a step up, cooks at a freaking racist militia compound.

"They Become Inferior Not-Sexist Pigs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Vernon.

And what a way to open the year.

You know, this is a good point to note what today and yesterday's strip underlined--2019 was a stunningly incoherent year for a strip that has never been particularly disciplined. And 2020 looks like it's going to be even more so.