Monday, February 28, 2022

It's Easy To Misunderstand Things When You've Made A Concerted Effort To Do That.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because luminescent. 

There's a bleak fascination in watching news stories get distorted by Muir's bubble, especially when you're left guessing how much is Muir's anti-Democratic malice, and how much is his not understanding diplomacy and foreign affairs.

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Being Forced To Tolerate LGBTQ People Is Just Like Being Forcibly Invaded.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Along came Jones.

This is Muir's version of supporting Ukraine. Insisting that his own bigotry being kicked against is JUST LIKE what's happening in there.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Friday, February 25, 2022

Having Their Actions Questioned Is The Most Awful Thing They Can Imagine.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because aquavit.

And so Zed and Sam have successfully passed on their values, of being a smug, bigoted asshole onto the next generation.

Because how can they not? They're bubble-children and the hivemind devours all the regular cast.

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Take That Imaginary Version Of Joe Biden.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the long answer is a good deal longer.

The fascinating thing about this is how Muir's imagined Biden Presidency is, well, pretty much the actual Trump Presidency. The projection is epic as always.

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

The Outrageous Claims Of Persecution Used To Justify Outrageous Designs Of Persecution.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because roadside attraction. 

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The nastiest part of all this is Muir doubtless believes this represents the gloves coming off, instead of him spewing the same fascist bullshit he's been yelling for over a decade now. 

Monday, February 21, 2022

Tyranny Is When Muir Has To Do Anything He Doesn't Like.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lamb Chop.

Muir illustrates what makes the American fash so very obnoxious--they're not just bullies, they're whiny, brittle-boned bullies who scream if they take a slap. Which makes listening to them brag about their courage and manliness even worse.

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Saturday, February 19, 2022

They Are All Secretly Working For The Chinese.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Year Without Santa.

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It's kind of funny how as the American Right became more nakedly treacherous and in league with a foreign power, they went whole hog on the Yellow Peril stuff.

Friday, February 18, 2022

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Feminists Don't Understand Gays Are Inferior Scum.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cash Flood.

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The ongoing story of this strip is a revolting idiotic bigot trying to write a world where he's in the right, and failing.

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Muir Stacks The Deck, And Still Can't Avoid The Truth.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my children were raised, you know, they suddenly rise.

As usual, Muir stacks the deck, has his straw Lib take the worst possible stance, with the worst possible language, and still can't dodge the fact that Sam is a racist thug abusing her authority.

Well, That Escalating Things.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we come on the sloop John B.

A reminder that Ms. "We must keep politics Pure and Local!" moved from Florida, and is written by a man who's never lived in Texas.

Monday, February 14, 2022

Sam Is Terrible, Part 15,756

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a classic martini.

Right, incompetent fascistic morons who demonstrate they shouldn't be given committee assignments getting booted is just like arbitrarily tossing people out because of their party affiliation.

You know, it'd be funny to see Sam's actions as chairwoman happen outside of Muir's bubble, where she'd probably wind up bankrupting the county both by spending on frivolous things and lawsuits for various actions, while ignoring state and federal mandates.

Saturday, February 12, 2022

The Cops Are Thugs, When They Beat Up People I Like.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lillehammer.

Remember when Muir was sneering at protesting cops and now of course, they're the most violent and awful people in the world, because they attacked someone he sees affiliated with him? And you just know that as soon as some 80 year old woman gets busted protesting the police for killing black people, he'll be back to painting the protesters as uppity corrupt inferiors.

Friday, February 11, 2022

Yeah, He's A Terminator.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Peter O'Toole.

The bleakly fascinating thing about Muir's robots is how little idea he has what to do with them, and yet how he insists on having them continue as a storyline in the strip, no matter how much they undermine the premise.

Thursday, February 10, 2022

In Darkest Canada, Only Billionaires Are Free.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know there's an answer.

The worst part about El Dorado Dad's wealth getting the gang out of trouble in foreign spots is how little Muir knows about either other nations or finance.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Being An Asshole Shows Your Morally Superior.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh Caroline, no.

So, Muir blabbing about a subject he knows nothing about, and screaming about the horrible oppression of having to follow rules while his little cast get to flit about and live out his pathetic fantasies.

Hurrah.

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Stupid Kids. Why Aren't They More Fascist?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware of Long Lankin who lives in the hay.

Ahh, yes, why can't they be productive, like you, Muir, a whiny manbaby fascist who draws a shitty cartoon?

And God is it shitty. The blocking is terrible, the drawing is lifeless and free of action, and it's hard to be sure who is talking here thanks to the aforementioned problems and the fact they are silhouettes.  (I think it's Zed and Sam, but I'm not sure.)

Monday, February 7, 2022

He Knows This Is Happening By Faith.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because like good old bricks they stood the kicks in the days of 49.

Remember, Muir will consider tactics like this completely valid when they are actually occur in the next de facto fascist Republican regime, because then the press will back to all being evil liberal subversives.

Sunday, February 6, 2022

All Real Progressives Know Fascist Conspiracy Theories Are True.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hiding out in treetops, shouting out rude names.

The fascinating thing is watching Muir change opinions about everything again. Covid wasn't really a threat, and now it's bioweapon. The uprising was the bastards getting what was coming to them, and then was just people showing up at the Capitol, nothing to worry about. 

And he'll change it all again, because the point is dumb white guys like him should have a right to hit people for being uppity.

Friday, February 4, 2022

Boy, That's A Devastating Point.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where the Fraser River flows.

Ahh, yes. Muir deciding to have yet another fictional character he created change their politics because he wanted to fuck them is the ultimate riposte against Democrats everywhere. 

Thursday, February 3, 2022

Gun-Humping And Bad History, Once Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because juju.

It's bleakly amusing that every time Muir has one of these little history "gags" he shows himself to be monstrously ignorant and well, exactly the sort of figure that people who study history know about--the arrogant, cowardly, and self-righteous fascist who imagines that his demands to be allowed to do whatever he wants are good, and his cowardice shows how brave he is.

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Magical Competence And Crazy Conspiracy Theories.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because paranormal activity.

I don't know which is more off-putting--Sam getting praised despite being manifestly incompetent, or Muir trotting out the old "Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's bastard" saw.

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Muir Declares He Has Always Been At War With Eastasia.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because so it goes.

It's kind of fascinating watching more and more unpersons declared, while Muir repeats over and over that the plague won't hurt him, and the people trying to stop it are evil.