Wednesday, July 26, 2017

"Why Haven't They Executed Him?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frambage.

Whenever I feel I'm being unreasonable in being repulsed by people treating Dubya like some kind of standard-bearer, I look at the raging Clinton-hate that continues unabated, and I say "No, no.  That's unreasonable."

Monday, July 24, 2017

Sunday, July 23, 2017

"This Is Totally What It Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Green.

Because the last twenty years didn't happen, or at least, not in a way that mattered.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

"He Is So Unbearably Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

You know, it's not like the Clintons hang around there themselves...

But hey, we're going to see a lot of disgusting libel of a deeply flawed man who is still better than Muir, and his new idol.  Fun.

Friday, July 21, 2017

"For God's Sake! Send Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sad story of the British Liberal Party.

As we stare at the poorly drawn demonspawn and watch Muir fret over ever little percentage point, we have to wonder--is this the year he won't make it?

The answer of course is 'probably not,' but it gives us hope.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

"And Don't Forget About The Endless Bodies Of Their Victims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because princes watched the view.

Prepare for bad jokes about a place Muir has never been to, and likely will never visit.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

"He Left Due To Those Evil Liberals Forcing Integration Where It Wasn't Wanted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

Yet more of Muir's cast awful expansion pack pasts.  They make effing Wolverine's look sedate and coherent.

Monday, July 17, 2017

"Did I Mention The Clintons Are Evil? Because They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tubes.

It's good to know nothing else important is happening in the country.

Nope, nothing else at all.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Huh. Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad, bad love.

It looks like Muir just gave up on the story as he was writing it.  Which...is really no surprise.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Battle In The Center Of The Mindless

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was a thing.

...

...

I'm thinking even Muir's getting bored with slapping around his strawman version of Tapper...

Thursday, July 13, 2017

"You Are Weak And Pathetic Because I Say You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bees had declared a war.

Meanwhile, the real Jake Tapper is looking at the entire... you know, Trump, Jr. happenings.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

And John Boorman Turns In His Sleep, And Considers Sending His Spirit Animal Against Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Far Side Gallery.

Remember, the character who says that in Deliverance winds up dead at the hands of the cityfolk he thought were weaker than him.

Monday, July 10, 2017

And Suddenly, A Certain Pink Floyd Song Is Running Through My Head...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because National Geographic.

So Muir is aware that his take has been diminishing each and every year, with each fundraiser taking longer and longer to raise the money.

One wonders if he's bothered to consider what that might mean.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Ahh, Yes. More Creepy Sexism. Just What The Strips Needs.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was lightning before the thunder.

...And then Muir's fans complain about modern women having attitude problems.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Thursday, July 6, 2017

This Is Getting Awkward.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because staff only beyond this point.

I think even Muir is starting to realize that the money isn't going to come rushing in like it used to.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Monday, July 3, 2017

Stimulated Celebrity Cameo.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John the Fearless.

Those... weird torsos just get more disturbing the longer Muir keeps tossing them in our faces....

Sunday, July 2, 2017

A Guy Talks About Gals Through Imaginary Gals!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Satan is real, growing in power.

This is the loneliest cartoon Muir has ever written, the wishes and dreams of an isolated man, no matter how much money his fans shovel to keep his awful cartoon running.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Awful Porn For Awful People.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

The sheer awful of these people would make this unappealing if it were drawn well.

And it is not.