Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

"I Mean These Charges Are Totally Preposterous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ecstasy of gold!

"Look--I write a strip about an imaginary black guy who I like! That proves I'm not racist! And I'm a teabagger! Thus, neither are they! We just hate President Blacula and his islamosocialist Nazism!"

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

"I Swear, It Gives Me The Vapours!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's Regis and Kathy Lee!

Right. More anger at the supporters of President Blacula calling Republicans and "conservatives" racist and hateful. Because those witch doctor Obama posters, and dead Ted Kennedy slams--they are love and light.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Chris Muir...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because before you stands a troll.

"This incident PROVES that Obama is failing the War on Terror! And 9/11 proves CLINTON failed the War on Terror. Because Republicans NEVER fail the War on Terror. They bomb Evil Brown-Skinned Muslims, and that makes everything better.

"Also, hold me."

Sunday, December 27, 2009

He's Totally Killing Our Rights, Man!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Wesley Harding was a friend to the poor.

So remember--when the Bush administration had people tortured--that didn't undermine the 8th amendment at all, despite being what it specifically forbids. Only Democrats can hurt the Bill of Rights. Because they're socialists.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

"It'll Be Just Like Europe! Where There Are No Doctors At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because potato bites!

And again, Muir expects us to find fake doctor's utter lack of concern for the poor and unmitigated greed charming. And his own ignorance of what health care reform would mean as intelligent.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

"Screw Sick People! I Want My Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she was turning blue!

Muir's fake doctor reveals she's a greedy heartless asshole--very different from most real doctors who support health care reform. Muir thinks this makes her likable.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Even Liberal Jan Knows...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look at that blubber fly.

Yep! Even my fake reasonable liberal and my fake doctor don't like Health Care Reform! And know that claims that teabaggers are motivated by racism are just more schemes by Evil President Blacula and his evil Democrats to be evil. EVIL!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

See? See? SEE?!!!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tomatoes are a fruit.

Obama is the worstest president ever! Oh, if only we could have torture-approving, war-starting Bush back again! He would stand against the evil tyranny that Obama is doubtless beginning! Because a government that's trying to deal with a horrific recession and take care of a looming health care crisis is CLEARLY on the road to an authoritarian dictatorship...


Monday, December 21, 2009

"Treacherous Whores The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're nothing but a pack of cards!

Yep. How DARE Nelson vote FOR Health Care Reform? Doesn't he know that he's serving President Blacula's Marxoislamafascist agenda? He should do what the Republicans are doing--ignore a severe problem that will make the lives of most Americans unbearable to score political points!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

"We Have An Obligation To Fuck Up The Universe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because picture yourself in a boat on a river.

It sucks that James Cameron new movie is a tree-hugger flick. Also, Al Gore is fat.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Finale Aside, That Was A Good Show.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kick over the wall-cause governments to fall!

You know--Muir should realize that reminding us of good comedies is NOT a smart move.

And once more--bears. With power tools.

Friday, December 18, 2009

What A Charmer!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because baby, it's cold outside.

"What? You don't want to see my wife in embarrasing circumstances and a great deal of pain?"

And again, bears. With power tools.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

"Why If You Liberal Devils Could Just Accept Our Rulership, All Would Be Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do you fear me?

I'm finding Muir's little parable... hard to swallow. Especially since the job for liberals in this little scheme is "become more conservative".

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A General Note To Everyone.

As I watch waves of despair sweep through the liberal blogosphere, I feel compelled to break my gadfly character and state--calm down everybody. It isn't worth getting this upset about. The fight will not be over if the Health Bill falls or passes. So stop making it into Armageddon. That's playing their game. They are the ones who believe that if you work their miracle agenda, everything will be nice and good and we won't have to worry anymore. We live in the real world, where life is difficult. And that's just what's happening. Life is being difficult.

I think that the health bill will probably pass, albeit in a very weakened state. And I think this will be on the whole a good thing. I also think that the Republicans may make slight gains in the House and Senante, but they won't retake them. But I don't know. A week is a year in politics, and a year is an eternity. So declaring Obama a failure now is sheer idiocy. We're smarter than that, people. Let's try to act that way.

"My Son Makes The Planet A Little Worse--And That Makes Me Proud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because For a Few Dollars More!

Wow. I can see why Jan wanted his baby. Those are genes you want to pass on.

Also, bears. With power tools.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

"Do Not Speak The Name Of The Evil One Before The Child!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because advance to Go! Collect $200!

Ha! Imaginary interracial children in a right wing comic strip know the TRUTH about Obama!

Also, bears. With power tools.

Monday, December 14, 2009

"Because I Thought He Was A Safe, Nonthreatening 'White' Black Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where are your Rebel friends now?

Yeah. The laughs never stop with Damon. Largely because they never start.

Also, bears. With power tools.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

I Wonder If He Puts Photo Collages Up Of Her In His Apartment...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because brings the life of gathering gloom!

Oh, Muir. She's just not into you. And America isn't into her.

Also, nice to see Sam continue her lesbian infatuation. And we all thought Muir was intolerant!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

"Her Inspiring Voice Could Have Saved The Campaign!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're riding on the rollercoaster.

Muir--just because your crazy moronic ass likes it some Palin, doesn't mean America does.

Friday, December 11, 2009

It's MarxIslamofascism! I Have PROOF!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because by a fountain where I lay.

Yeah! Obama is opressing us for his GLOBAL WARMING agenda! Which is total bullshit! Why can't we have another president like Bush who understands that what we need to protect our rights is torture and a police state?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Gayness Is Overwhelming Her!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take it easy, baby--take it as it comes!

Yeah. I'm pretty damn sure Muir has NEVER looked at said book. Because that would risk gay cootie exposure. Remember--the gays! Evil!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Heaven cannot hold him, nor Earth sustain!

Teh evil gays are getting into our public schools, gaying up our students! It's the end of the world! We have to stand against this perversion! And for Muir's brand of perversion!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Hypocrisy! It's What's For Breakfast!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my thoughts are winged with hope.

Chris Muir is shocked--SHOCKED--by a safe sex book, following the usual right-wing idiocy of pretending that these classes are an excuse to teach porn to pre-schoolers. This from a man who regularly distributes sad attempts at soft-core for free. Over the internet.

Also, the eerie resemblence between Zed and Sam and the Weavers continues. Next up--water purifier tablets!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

"And Yet Again, HOW DARE HE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm not down, no I'm not down.

"Why don't we just SHOOT everyone instead of respecting these inferior fuzzy-wuzzy bastards? This is more proof President Blacula is a weakling Commuislamofascist!"

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Obama Clearly HATES The Troops!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he lived beneath the stairs.

We should keep the troops over there till we win! Whatever the hell that means! It's the only way to show respect to the American solider! Making them cannon fodder for nebulous causes!

"He's Clearly Barkin MAD!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm taking my mask OFF!

Yeah. Clooney clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. How could invading a third world nation and destabilzing an entire region be a bad thing?

One That I Missed!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Benny and the Jets!

As I obsessively scour my archives to make sure everything is up to my exacting standards, I discovered some Day by Days I missed in the heady days of trying to finish every damn strip Muir did. This is one.

Typical Day by Day sexist pseudo-humor. But HEY! Now it's got an entry here!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Perhaps A Fiery Cross Will Repel Him...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we are children of the mighty.

Right. And Chris Muir would know, because of his extensive efforts to find said "records".

And remember! PALIN! She shall defeat our swarthy foe! The incompetent Governor who didn't serve a solitary complete term!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Catalog For The Smug Moron Who Wants To Parade His Stupidity Around Town!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I was learning to use the putter.

You know--it's not that Muir and his ilk are morons--it's that they're wilfully ignorant morons who think that their smug stupidity is a higher form of intelligence...

POSTSCRIPT--You may wonder why this one is now included in my "Chris Muir is a Racist Fuck" category.

This is why.

I know. I know. Let's just move on.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Secrets of Paris.

*snort* Chris Muir knows he's smarter than some stinking SCIENTISTS! Who are LIARS! And STINKYHEADS!

Also, shout out to the interweb homies.