Friday, April 30, 2010

"Yeah! Take That You Commie-Nazi Fuck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bedknobs and Broomsticks!

Muir's tortured anti-SEIU storyline stumbles around and refuses to leave, like an asshole that's given himself a concussion by drunkenly tripping over the stairs.

And I had more fun coming up with that simile than I had reading the strip. Though I am considering making a comment on the rather perverse nature of Muir's Philosemitism.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ha Ha! Eat It, Labor!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I have a fever, and the presciption is more cowbell.

Yeah! Your foolish protests for fair wages and fair treatment look vile on tv. As opposed to the patriotic call of the Tea Party to stop trying to fix things, and let some other bastard handle it! America loves ugly old white people with entitlement issues!

Time to break out the picture again, eh?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, Rochester!

Yeah, Sharpton is just like the Nazis. Only--not. And unions--organized labor is evil. The lowly need to learn their place! Any effort to change that is the true danger--vile provacateurs who will usher this nation into TYRANNY! And it's all true, because there are connections between these things! OOOOOOOO--OOOOO!


If Muir's side ever wins, expect to see whatever fascist, paramilitary organization springs up to do their bidding hailed as heroes in this... streak of dog piss he calls a comic strip.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Actually, She Really Isn't.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we need more fish!

And so our heroines are prepared for the nefarious demands of organized labor, the greatest threat to national prosperity after President Blacula.

Also, that's clearly a handkerchief, not a balaclava.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Yeah. Feminist. Yeah.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the catcher in the rye.

You know, this.. "feminist" "protest"--oh, I'm gonna be needing a lot of quotation marks for this one--reminds me of remarks by a certain American minister...

"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen."

Of course, Muir wasn't "writing" this "comic strip" when those remarks were made, so it would be unfair of me to take him to task for ignoring them while focusing on these. Just as it is distinctly unfair of Muir to pretend that comments like this are a unique province of Muslim clerics, and not the property of reactionary zealots of all faiths and all nations.

Still--no union story today. But I live in fear of tomorrow.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

America... FUCK YEAH!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because chawing chewing gum.

Muir, in what he thinks is a great show of support to South Park--which was censored by the corporation that distributes the show, by the way--goes on an ill-informed tirade against Islam. Enjoy Muir's lovable screaming at the mote in his brother's eye and ignoring of the stick sticking out of his own. Or don't.

Hey, at least it isn't that fucking Union storyline. But, hey, tomorrow is another day.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

"A Merger Of State And Corporate Power.."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when we get to Siberia!

And Muir continues to channel the pre-war Fascists, all the while not realizing he's doing it.

I'm starting to wonder how long this "storyline" can drag on.

Probably quite long. *sighs*

Friday, April 23, 2010

When All You Are Is An Asshole, You Start Thinking Everyone Else Is Shit.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Elvis has left the building.

Imagine you were a violent, sociopathic fuckwit, with narcisstic delusions of grandeur, and a deeply held resentment for anybody who called you on it. To keep that monumental ego of yours afloat, you'd have to tell yourself everyone else is like that to.

Which is why Chris 'How Dare You Call Me A Fascist, You Impure Swine' Muir has to potray the SEIU as the fucking Black Star. The whiny, cowardly asshole.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

"Those Wacky Liberals! Trying To Insist People Be Allowed Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you have to fight for your right to party.

You'd think Muir would like this, what with the breastfeeding fetish. And then you remember that this would keep him from ogling freely, and everything makes sense.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"What Do We Have In Common With The Militia Movement That Helped Produce McVeigh? Aside From Almost Everything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vitajex--what you do to me!

Ahh, there's some Clinton bashing. Muir's missed that of late. And remember, even Liberal Jan agrees Hillary hurt feminism--and Bill was outta line!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Yep! Unions Are Like Nazis! And Racists!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when John Henry was a little baby, sitting on his mama's knee...

The SEIU--a union filled with minorities--is portrayed as racist thugs by Muir. Who like most of the Right Wing doesn't realize that the Nazis cracked down on unions. But remember he has an incident that proves they're racist. If you ignore the black SEIU member who had to get treatment for a dislocated shoulder.

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Bug On The Leaf.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I hear a low faint voice that says "Mama and Papa dead," and it comes from the poor orphan child, who must be clothed and fed.

It's amazing the resentment Muir shows for organized labor, when you consider that he has almost certainly never had to actually deal with it. Here SEIU is treated as a crime syndicate. Muir and his fellow Teabaggers remind me of Ebenezer Scrooge, of whom it was said that he was a bug on the leaf, begrudging the other bugs starving on the ground.

The big difference is, Muir and his cronies want to burn the leaf their on, so that those uppity ground bugs can't get on it. They think this is a brilliant plan.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

"Because 'American' Means 'White Blowhard'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he'll be coming--round the mountain!

See, it's liberals fault, for not realizing that the white guys should run things, and making woman and minorities think they had a say was a mistake, and they're all a bunch of hystercal wussy babies, and they want OUR MONEY.

At least, I think. Times like this I ask--is Muir on something? And if he isn't--should he be?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Someone's Living In The Last Days Of Weimar...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because... HEE HEE HEE! I'm sorry, but--how could they think those were good lyrics?

And now we see that Damon's asshattery was to set the stage for an anti-union story. Remember folks--labor is the dependent child of its employers, who know what's best for all concerned. When labor begins to try and change this harmonious relationship, the result is SOCIAL CHAOS! And EVIL!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Ahh. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I--hee hee hee! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So, Muir's "government is evil because it doesn't let me and mine do what we like all the time" theme meets his "Damon is lovable because he's a creepy sexist jerk" theme.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

"We've Got A Black Friend! That Proves We're Not Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right, just--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry! Sorry!

Yep. That trumps all the Birthers. And the racist signs. And the people yelling 'Nigger'. The fact that you can find a black person willing to run under your reactionary pseudopatriotic banner. Yep.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"Ahh, Take That, You Liberal Wealth-Sharing Fat Cats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right just as sure as Kil--Kilima--Kil--hee hee hee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cut! Cut!

Muir continues to babble his incoherant talking points, as usual mangling a story that he heard on Fox News to present another window in the world full of crazy that the Right is living in these days.

Shit, I should just set this up as my background, shouldn't I?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

"Expecting Us To--Interact With Society And Not Doing Everything WE Want!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right just as sure as Kilimanja--heeheehee. HA HA HA HA! I'm sorry. I just couldn't get that one down. Let's just move on.

I'll assume that as Sam hasn't done her taxes, she hasn't realized she got a cut. I'll also assume that she's too self-absorbed to realize that paying taxes are a social obligation for, say, living in a nation where rival warlords can't storm your town, shoot your husband, and declare you a concubine. Or a place with a decent interstate highway system at the least. But hey! How dare those Dems pass Health Care Reform! The Teabaggers told them not to! But they did what that great liberal socialist Edward Burke said, and voted with their consciences instead of their constituents! The nerve!

Monday, April 12, 2010

I Mean--Aside From The Guys Who Were Going To Kill People. But They Don't Count.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Earth below us, drifting, falling.

Wow. It's a compendium of Right Wing FAIL. Even Liberal Jan recognizes Obama's tyranny and remember the Teabaggers are Real True Americans, and all reports of violence are overrated, and...

Crap, I'm just going to show the picture again. Okay?

Yeah. Really says it all, doesn't it?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

On the Square Planet, Liars Tell The Truth!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rose of Versailles!

The sheer amount of FAIL in this cartoon, with its utter ignorance regarding Keynesian economics and Health Care Reform, wanton slander of Obama, and of course, disavowal of Bush's part in any of our problems, can only be captured by one image...

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Heh! Wimmen! KnowwhatImean?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can tell my sister about the flowers in her eyes!

Yeah. Hormones! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! Oh, Muir, you card you!



Why do I do this?

Oh, yeah. I'm one obsessive son of a bitch. That's why.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Is He For It, Or Against It?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the expence of maintaining the national capital.

Okay, is Muir for net neutrality, and saying that Democrats oppose it and aren't for the things they say are, or does he OPPOSE it, and say that the Democrats support it for reasons that are sinister and evil?

If it's the latter, then Muir is following his grand tradition of backing moves to screw him over.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

"Them And Their Fancy Words!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the name of God and Her Majesty impure souls of the living dead shall be sent to eternal damnation. Amen.

Yeah! Why can't they be like us and fill up their speeches with crypto-racist boilerplate assuring white Americans that the evil brown-skinned menace will be defeated?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

"It's All Being Covered Up! By The Liberal Media!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because per un pugno di dollari!

Yes, it's the same bad joke from yesterday, with an added dose of deluded hypocrisy, and a "See! They're all bad!" declaration meant to cover up the fact that the Teabaggers are beginning to get scary. Which isn't happening. And the Dems started it!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

"Those Things Are Binding! Like Pinky Swears!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because answer uncertain. Ask again later.

And with nothing much to write about Muir goes into his patented blend of "Everyone's a liar! We need a party that's MORE STRIDENTLY RIGHT-WING!" boilerplate.

Don't worry, Muir. I hear they're starting the Silver Shirts up again.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Ummm... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Daughter of Erlik Khan!

So--a revelation that the RNC is blowing donations on strippers, leads to--Muir insisting the White House is... blowing money on strippers, in what sounds like another example of the Right Wing's carefully crafted echo chamber.

And remember, Even Liberal Jan is offended.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

"If People Aren't Dying Like Dogs, Evil Is Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because every fiddler had a fine fiddle--as fine as it could be.

A health care system that is still to the right of every other civilized nation on Earth is a descent into an Orwellian nightmare--a nightmare Real True Americans must oppose!

Not that Muir's suggesting anything. Oh, perish the thought! Also gobbledygook f'hoy!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Sometimes, It's Like A Bad Mad Lib...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we have to do something about your hair.


Yeah. Some strips I get the impression that the "jokes" were based on the drunken mutterings of Muir's buddies.

You have to admit, it'd would explain a lot.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Yeah. Stop Pretending You Know What You're Talking About, Muir.

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because our Mikado, virtuous man.



I don't believe it. Muir is quoting an insane Russian tabloid that is presently inhabiting the skin of the old Communist party mouthpiece. Because he thinks he knows what socialism is. Only--he doesn't.

This isn't the craziest thing he's said, especially lately, but it is a good example of how much further Muir's viewpoint has marched into crazyland.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Once Again, I Have To Send Muir A Dictionary...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Wayside School is falling down.

Remember--Health Care Reform is tyranny. And wasting taxpayer money on frivolous lawsuits so that you can CONTINUE with your present levels of shoddy care--that's heroism.

And once again, up is down.