It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't you come around.
On the one hand we have Muir's embracing of fascism in praise of his orange Leader, and the unpersoning of Pence, the latest administration figure to become a no-good-un, and Muir's continued insistence that he and is are JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS.
On the other, no jokes about the hellspawn going through puberty, so, yeah, small mercies.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because those are the percentages.
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Sometimes Muir just underlines how out of it all he's gotten.
Thinking this is charming and funny is one of those times.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Atomic.
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God, I never thought I'd be hoping the strip would return to fascist conspiracy theory nonsense soon. Which shows that Muir can surprise you, even as he lives down to your expectations.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Hare's Lament.
In the near future, Muir will accuse his political opponents of being pedophiles again, because again, standards are for other people.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dr. Psycho.
First it was 'Trump is going to win this election, easy!'.
Then it was 'The Supreme Court will show that we won!'.
Now it's 'We have to use extralegal violence to undo the cheating that cannot be legally proven, but which we know is there'.
It's cowardice, stupidity and projection, and the only thing one interesting is wondering what Muir's going to start saying after the 20th.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Typewriter in the sky.
And I dared briefly to hope that Muir might be packing it in.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jackie Wilson said it was reet-petite.
It says something that Muir doesn't see the obvious contradiction between 'We must stop the coup by declaring martial law and voiding the previous election.'
Oh well. Here's the original version of Santa Baby by the late, great Eartha Kitt. I think she might not like Muir's take if she were still with us.
Just a hunch.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let me sail, let me sail.
Does Muir realize that Trump gave Mitch's wife a Cabinet position?
And that she's Tawainese?
Of course not, that would require him to think about his racist bullshit.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because make room.
Ah, yes another, 'You are all so deranged to hate my awful champion!' And how is Muir dealing with the fact that Kayleigh is going to be out of a job in under a month?
By ignoring that at the moment, of course.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the Southern Cross.
Yes, we get Muir. Only tyranny is democracy, only treason is loyalty and only ignorance is strength.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there was a beautiful land, a beautiful land called Fuh.
It's always fun watching Muir drag out his brand of "patriotism" where being a belligerent, entitled white guy who looks for reasons not to do things that are in his own best interest not to mention the interest of those around him is the greatest way to show you love his nation.
Because that's the kind of guy Muir is. A whiny, cowardly, stupid asshole who thinks being a whiny, cowardly, stupid asshole makes him smart, tough and brave.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because diving attempt.
You know, there's not much to talk about in Muir's ranting about the election and Biden--it's the usual paranoid blather and vile slander. But what is worth talking about is that Muir is pretending the hellspawn were in the public school system at some point, when he's always depicted them as little bubble children.
Because you have to claim that the evil gays want to corrupt our youth.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because April Bell.
It's kind of amazing watching Muir turn on every aspect of this government after this loss.
That he keeps insisting wasn't a loss.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ticket to the moon.
I mean, bad joke aside, Javier can apparently break the laws of physics, so, yeah I can buy him as the senior partner in this concern.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tunisia.
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I guess I'll look on the bright side--no crazy ranting about what's REALLY happening in the (long-completed) presidential race.
But we know it's coming.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because paging Pee-Wee Herman.
Watching Muir's growing mancrush on Musk take on such... odd dimensions surely is A Thing.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ruins of Kandar.
One static panel, a bad joke, and the strange Elon Musk fanboyism.
Well, at least it isn't anymore insane racism and conspiracy theories. That's for tomorrow.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ding dong merrily along.
Muir's turning towards Yellow Peril nonsense is definitely A Thing.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bourbon and chess.
Muir would back the Confederacy 2.0 with this sort of lazy bullshit.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because running up the hill.
It's somehow both astonishing and inevitable to see the circle of the evil conspiracy widen to the point that it's pretty much the entire government. Though Muir's return to the secession well is well, of a piece.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ida is a sport.
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It says something that Muir's reasoning has become so convoluted and self-contradictory that he thinks calling for what amounts to a putsch doesn't constitute a refutation of the government.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Muir's getting his delusional fascist hopes up again, I see. Wonder what the plan's going to be in a month or so. He keeps insisting it was actually something else every time the latest thing that it supposedly was falls through.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1970s.
Ahh, yes. More projection of his own projection, now joined with some handy dandy Yellow Peril.
It's going to be a fun four years. Oh, such fun.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because come on darling, let's exchange experiences.
...And again, Muir projects his own projection, because of course.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Alastor.
So, obviously, as the only way the Democrats could possibly win is by cheating, anyone who says they cheated is telling the truth, and anyone who looks at what they say and declares it false has been subverted. Which is why the best thing to do is have a coup.
To save democracy. Obviously.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because another hit by Takitaki.
Ahh, yes. Nothing says quality thought than regurgitating second-hand bits and pieces of a misogynistic Macedonian who died over two thousand years ago that you think prove your point.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because back in black.
This reeks of the desperation to say something when you have nothing to say because you've tied yourself to a demeaning, futile struggle, and the results are the same--failure, over and over.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bumbleberry pie.
Let's see how long this latest crazyass theory lasts. Not that Muir will ever admit he was wrong, but sometimes he shuffles over to a new one while pretending he didn't say what he said.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because David Lloyd George.
Because clearly a vote gap that is likely to wind up over six million HAS to be fraud, even if it isn't clear how that could be possible, or why the Democratic Party would be choose such a bizarre map, or how it is that downballot races weren't effected.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a mighty wind is blowing.
It says something that Muir thinks Sam's bullying, toxic, narcissistic politics having finally browbeaten Skye into surrender is a good thing, and reflects well on her. But then that's the hivemind for you--a bunch of brittle little fascists who think that the fact they all agree shows what independent thinkers they are.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Coiley the Spring Sprite.
It's a lousy joke about Sam's cooking. And I'm happy because it's not insane ranting.
Tomorrow, most likely. And if not then, soon.
