"He Was Too A Dark Lord Of Sith!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Grubenhagen.

Remember--the people who looked into building orbiting death-weapons?  Jedi. 

The people who want the poor to have health care?  Sith.

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DO NOT DOUBT US!  DO NOT TELL US WE HAVE FALLEN SO FAR INTO THE DARK SIDE WE NO LONGER RECOGNIZE THE LIGHT! 

We find such lack of faith... disturbing.

"Dey Da Evil EMPIRE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Robespierre.

Ahh, yes.  How dare they threaten the just Rebellion and its right to be sexist, classist, imperialist and racist to its hearts content?  It's just like the '60s all over again.  Both '60s.

"He's Evil! And... And Also Stupid!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a mammoth cheese.

Muir's going to keep on this tear for a while, isn't he?

"Why Do The Nonbelievers Persist In Not Seeing His Hideous Failure?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Victor Amadeus.

In all the rejecting of reality and substituting of his own, one always finds Muir's Obama to be stunningly clumsy creation, simultaneously a grotesque fool and a Machiavellian tyrant who will lead the USA into an era of Islamcommufascist darkness.  One wonders at times if Muir doesn't so much believe in this Obama as want to very much.

"It's Just Like When Those Damn Northerners Tried To Ban Slavery On Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oblong box.

Ahh, yes.  The comfortable sort of rebellion that doesn't actually entail any risk, but allows you to remind yourself what a tough he-man you are, while stocking up on gold and bottled water.

"Guns And Motorcycles Are Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kamille.

Doubtless, the inhabitants of Connecticut are planning their daring revolution even as we speak...

"The Things He Puts Into That Thing's Exhaust-pipe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was just like oregano.

Let's just savor the unintentional humor, shall we?

"Why Do You Mock Little Sam?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sebastian of Portugal!

America's gun culture.  So weird, it's actually reached the point where it has no idea how weird it is.

"The Only People Who Are Right Are My Fellow Shotgun Shack Dwellers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Secret History.

The standard for purity keeps going up, doesn't it?

"My Triumph Against The Imaginary Black Helicopters Is So Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we want to be loved.

...Yeah.  Great to see this plotline dragging on...

"Yeah, MLK Would TOTALLY Of Joined The Tea Party!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Krazy Kat and Ignatz!

On the latest installment of "I am Totally Not Racist" Theatre...

"We're A BIG Deal, Obviously!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the battle.

Ahh, there's the humility that makes them such lovable figures...

"As This Supports My Prejudices, It MUST Be Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hurrah.

Nothing like more proof that Muir doesn't fact-check.

And is a repugnant misogynist to boot.

"Like Those Evil Leftist Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the magic flounder.

Ahh, crazy alternate history.  Nothing like right-wingers inventing more reason to be self-righteous.

"Soon, They Will Never Have To Deal With The Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la la la.

You know, even though they're hideous devilspawn, and fictional characters to boot, I pity those children, who will grow up in a rotting little sphere of reaction being told that society is collapsing around them. 

"The War Of All Against All Is COOL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gormenghast.

Yes, Muir, I've no doubt the government is quivering in its boots about you.  And your imaginary friends.

"The Fact That We Can't Prove Anything Is Besides The Point!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whistle.

Muir is going to be crowing Obama's inevitable downfall until the very day he leaves office, isn't he?

Hell, he might go on about it afterwards.

"How DARE They Get Offended By This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Glencora.

You know, I don't know what is more offensive--Muir's sexism, or his lack of talent.

"She Should Learn Her Place..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because penny serenade.

Amazing, isn't it?  Muir manages to be completely objectionable objecting to something that was pretty damn objectionable itself. 

"This Is Totally True! I Heard It From My Cousin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've just seen the rock of ages.

Well, at least it's not more of the Skye plot.

Milton Berle Had More Dignity...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire on the mountain.

As I consider this unfunny plot going on and on, I have to ask, why did the airlines let such a heavily pregnant woman fly?

"And There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard nose the highway.

So clearly what that means is you let the poor starve.

Also, the originator of the saying is Anne Isabella Thackeray Ritchie, daughter of the great William Makepeace Thackery. 

"Also, Has Nuclear Wessels!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Basques.

Also, there's the whole lengthy tradition of anti-Semitism to consider. 

Cue Canned Laughter.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Rocketeer to the rescue.

Ahh.  The arrival of El Dorado Dad shows us that we have entered Sitcom from Hell territory.

"Keep Beating That Drum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not turn your back to see.

...Two to one, he keeps going on about this long after this stops being a story...

"These Are Actual Laws!!! I Think..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I knew the way back home.

Now, Muir why are you leaving out the Reptilians and their insidious plans to sap the purity of our bodily fluids.

"It Should Be The American Trade Center! And Not Let Any Of Those Dirty Foreigners In!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because voice of the city.

Apparently, the only thing which would have satisfied Muir would be a giant hand flipping off the rest of the world.  With the biggest flag imaginable waving over it. 

But remember--it's the rest of us who are egotistical twats.

"And Then She'll CRY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Masada.

Ahh, yes.  Another chance to have Skye learn the 'truth' about the 'liberal establishment'.  That will learn her to have different opinions from her perfectly right sister.

"Well, She Was No Longer Serving Her Narrative Function..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the yellow fish.

Let us pity poor Skye, ultimately the victim of Muir's inability to write people as thoroughly nasty as his supposed protagonists.  So, who's going to be the strip's new straw liberal? 

"We're Late To The Party, But We Can't Avoid Jumping On This Bandwagon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because game of shadows.

Is it just me, or has this taken on an almost meta-textual level about Muir's own inability to let jokes and storylines die when they should?  Quite possibly without even realizing it?

"But Seriously, You Shouldn't Think I'm One Of THOSE..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fromage.

Well, that just oozes with confident heterosexuality. 

And Monty Python fandom.