Sunday, October 31, 2010

Yeah. Caniff Really Deserves That Apology..

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sweden.

So, Muir's a fan of 1940s cheesecake art?

No real surprise there.

Postscript--Here's a picture of Caniff's art. Just to demonstrate that this is an "Ed Wood loves Orson Welles" moment...

Friday, October 29, 2010

"And This Means Democrats Will NEVER Win Another Election!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Enneads.

Like most right-wingers, Muir is certain that the right sort of people--well-to-do whites--have a clear majority and thus should always win elections. Thus, win they lose, it's the result of sinister conspiracies. Like ACORN, which was discredited by a libellous smear campaign financed by a conservative group, using hidden cameras and edited film.

It is the destiny of all right-wing organizations to become an eviler version of what they imagine their opponents to be.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Better "Half"!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 1789!

Damn it, doesn't he realize that Republicans should always be treated as a majority even when they lose! Well, we'll show him! We'll take the house, and get back to our great agenda of saving the nation, by destroying it!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

...Okay...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you want excitement, is that what you're saying?

Yep. The Democrats are so wimpy. And they're phasing out NASA! Also, Muslims...

Monday, October 25, 2010

"Ve Vould Never Allow Such Decadence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

Like every rightwinger, Muir claims to get offended by things that he routinely ignores when his guys are in power. Worse--they're pretty silly things. Then again, when you think dubious wars and the police state are pretty good ideas on the whole, expecting valid concerns is a bit much...

Sunday, October 24, 2010

When You Chug Crazy, Sanity Grates!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you want chain lightning, go to Larry Maher.

"Where's the shouting? The conspiracy theories? The sense of being a soldier of truth? This has to be evil and wrong!"

Saturday, October 23, 2010

"How DARE They!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jose Delores.

"Don't they understand that bigotry is a sacred trust handed to us by the Founding Fathers?"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

He Still Doesn't Realize Soros Is Jewish, Does He?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I'm asleep make sure my blanket covers me.

Ahh, more NPR bashing, and insistence of the vast liberal media conspiracy from a man who freebases his "news" from the House of Murdoch...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"Keynesian Economics Is For Squares! I'm A Mercantalist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because complete fourth edition!

Muir continues to mock the President as evil and stupid, while demonstrating that he has no idea what he's talking about.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

It'll Be The Next Overton Window! As In Nobody Will Really Read It!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you say forever.

Actually, the whole thing is a fine demonstration the Right's paranoid ignorance on politics and the world, which like all lunatic delusions, takes its very stupidity as proof that it is right.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Ha! Gonna Get Pecked To Death!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you will stay as beautiful.

Yep. Cause the evil "moderates"--and remember, all Democrats are liberals, and if they say otherwise, they're lying--are all going to lose come election day. Yep.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Ha Ha! Bill Clinton Is A Horndog!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's Lucy in the sky, and all kinds of apple pie.

And remember, kids, the hideous abuses of the Bush years are old hat, and no longer matter. But Bill Clinton being sexually loose is always funny.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Ha Ha! Pelosi Is Ugly!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adam Bede.

Ahh! So now we know why Muir hates Pelosi so. She's an ugly woman--to his admittedly warped eyes, as he thinks the deformed monstrosities he draws are pretty women.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Everybody Hates Pelosi!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frisea!

Yep! Even Liberal Jan knows that we need good old, incompetent, disgraceful Republican leadership again. Because a dumbass white guy with a tendency to shoot his mouth off has done so well in the past! (See, Gingrich, Newt, and Hastert, Dennis...)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

"If Only We Could Pay For Stonings Instead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because A Gentle Madness!

Ah, yes. Abortion--that heinous act of murder. Not like government snipers, the bastion of freedom.

Monday, October 11, 2010

"He's In The Pay Of Foreign Princes! And Terrorists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sol Invictus!

Yep. And we all know what that means! Democrats are in the pay of terrorists, and are plotting to destroy our nation. While the billions of dollars Republicans recieve from foreign businessmen--HAVE NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

...All That For A Birther Joke...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bang the gong.

Yep. Muir knows that Obama is an evil Kenyan Muslim Marxist Fascist double agent suspect. Because Muir knows that he can't let facts and reason distract him. Paranoia and dogma are so much better. Which is why he views setting up a police state as the building block of freedom, and national health care as the slippery slope of tyranny.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Ummm... Ha?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yakkity yak.

Ha! Stupid government! Pouring money on the coloreds!

I think. Muir seems to have been pulling an all-nighter here.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Ohh, Captain Mitty!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because atonement.

Oh, it's time to play 'isn't Zed awesome' again. The game that reminds us all what a loathsome twit he is.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

"That's When We Get Rid Of Every Democrat! ALL OF THEM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Doodles Weaver.

Yep. Soon we can return to the great Republican principles of government--blatant corruption, inactivity in the face of every problem, and hypocritical hand-wringing. Wonderful.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Yeah. Commies.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Angie--I still love you--remember all those nights we cried?

Really? He's declared war on the kulaks? Set up a gulag system? Ordered America to industrilize?

That's the thing about right-wingers--for all their fear of "socialism" and "soviet government" they have no idea what that actually entails, outside of a vague outline of "Bad stuff". And what they think is capitalism is in fact a plutocratic corporatism, wherein all of society is run for the benefit of the wealthy few, on the theory that they're better than everyone else, and no what's best for everyone.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Uhhh.... Right...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I have to lie down.

So--everything proves Muir's thesis that the media is a left-wing conspiracy. Even things which would... disprove it. Because... things happen just like Muir says they happen, even when in fact the opposite occurs.

Got it.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Your Rallies Are Inferior To Our Rallies SCHWEINHUNDS!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Beetle BOOOOMB...

Not like Tea Parties which throw away their (imaginary) racist signs in a neat orderly fashion.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Union's BAD!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the thrush! The Thrush!

Yep. More Union-bashing, and more insistance that Obama's administration wants the terrorists to win. And that liberals are all criminals. Great. Wonderful.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Commies!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Spain!

It appears that Muir really wants to drag politics back to what he thinks are the fifties, but are actually the thirties. In Europe.