His Imaginary Self Talking To His Imaginary Version Of The President Will Ease His Mind About What's Real.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom Rider.

Man, at the bottom of it all, this is just sad.

I mean, there's a lot of clutter here. We see Muir celebrating the Trump Administration's elevation of crudity and sexism, him talking about how look how him attacking Federal agencies and alliances is good, great, so amazing. Because he's locked himself in a hermetic bubble and thinks this drivel is patriotism. But the doubts are still there, and have if anything grown worse. Note that they've spread from Sam, who remember as his feminized Id is supposed to be saying things that his toxic masculinity sees as too emotional, to Zed, his idealized self, the version who is supposed to be him as he wishes was. He's supposed to feel that it's worth staying the course.

And so we get this strip of Zed talking about how he needs reality to see through the fake things online.

Ignoring that he and this strip are... fake things online.

Clearly, His Defeat Was A Wily Stratagem And An Esoteric Victory!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Warsaw.

The combination of reality denial to the point of gnosticism and shopworn Clinton bashing really shows how messed in the head Muir is these days.

"They Are All Doing The Bidding Of Their Jew Master!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sweet potato casserole.

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Imagine being able to draw shit like this, make it, stare it and say to yourself with a satisfied chuckle, "Wow, I'm sure sticking it to the Dems."

If you could, you'd be Muir.

"There's Nothing Creepy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies.

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Yeah, this is going almost exactly as I saw it going.

"Clintons BAAAAD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 'Lady come down the stairs,' says Long Langkin.


Boy, what astonishing political insight.

"They Are History's Greatest Monsters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the light, the heat, I feel complete.

Man, it's like the 90s never ended.

"Remember VINCE FOSTER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I leave it on as in bed I slumber.

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Oh, boy.  It's gonna be a long week.

Stop Her Before She Kills Again!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold tight, count of three.

...So Hillary wants to kill Michelle Obama for... reasons?

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Ehh, forget it, Jack.  It's Muirtown.

"They Plot Against Our Savior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Penny Black.

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Well, nice to see that the Elders of Zion have gotten more inclusive in this new century.

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I mean it.  He's pretty much repackaging that old nonsense in all its incoherent... glory with this strip.

"You Are All Against The Sheer Awesomeness Of Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy Wilder.

So a lame Clinton joke that's twenty years too late, and reminder that Muir definitely doesn't read the New York Times.

Dull Sunday.  My conviction that Muir is tired only grows.

"This Wall Of Text Will Keep The Truth Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smiles, everyone, smiles.

Muir's desperation to keep away from the fact that his hero is in deep with the Russians hits a new low.

"It's All Lies! Lies! And Bill's A Pedo!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because standing here alone.

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At this rate the list of people Muir likes is going to be countable on one hand by the end of this administration.

"Take That, Hillary! Take That YET AGAIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because accidentally like a martyr. 

Not much more in the begging bowl, mmm?

"Hating Bill Gives Meaning To Our Bleak Lives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turn another page on the teenage rampage now.

Clearly, this is the most important topic they could be focusing on right now.

Robot Humor, Now With Horrible Misogynistic Hillary Bashing!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out here in the fields, I fought for my meals.

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Yeah, that was just what this entire awful premise needs.  Awful, incoherent Hillary Clinton jokes.

"They Are All Criminals And Secret Muslims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nanook, no, no, no.

To be fair, this is actually a return to relative normal by Muir's standards.

"They Are Mean To The Leader For No Real Reason!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because British Cameroons.

The goalposts shift, as they are wont to, aided by Muir not knowing what the hell he is talking about.

"One Thing I Know Is That Bill Clinton Is The Antichrist."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two by two.

I'm sensing a certain level of desperation creeping in.  Beyond Muir's typical desperation, mind you.

"Somehow, This Proves How The Clintons Are Worse."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Is that...? 

Yep, it's a Pizzagate reference.  Well, Skye continues to join the hivemind.

Clearly, The Important Issue Of The Day!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marshmallow fluff.

For there has never been so corrupt a pair as the Clintons.

Even if years of investigations seem to suggest that the preceding statement is a lie.