"It's The Apocalypse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Leapers!

Silly women! They can't prepare for the upcoming armageddon!

"For The Upcoming Apocalypse, When President Blacula Sends His ACORN Troops Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my dog has fleas.

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You know the horrible thing about this strip is that it posits clearly odd behavior as normal. With no realization that it is doing this.

Ugh.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bellwhether.

Muir's desire to see brown people dead briefly outweighs his desire to hate the Obama adminstration, though the pair then combine in a manner that is just... sick.

"We're Wired To Be Sexist Pigs, Babe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Haitian.

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Only the couch? That man should be out in the backyard.

Says A Fictitious Woman Who Has Never Been Potrayed As Doing Anything That Approaches A Working Class Existence.....

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because dum-di-dum.

And so the reactionary snorts in anger over facts that he has gotten wrong. (47% do not pay income taxes--but they do pay payroll and sales taxes, and indeed, through these wind up suffering a disproportinate tax burden.) How dare the poor not SUFFER cheerfully for the benefit of the elite! Clearly they did at our height! (Though in fact, they did not.) When we are willing to let the poor starve again, we will be a great nation once again.

So says the reactionary, foe of the social contract, and living embodiment of decadence.

"Yeah! That's What I'm Talking About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the middle of the night.

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Help.

"See How Progressive I Am! The Woman Can't Cook!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in a strange coffee shot.

As I play catch up, allow me to state--beasrs with power tools.

"And If They Take Our Precious, Precious Penis Substitutes..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vegetable man.

This is just... sad.

"Why We Could Even Disenfranchise The Poor Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because goofy gears.

Amazing how rightwingers can about face from "The Constitution is sacred and perfect," to "We need a new Constitution!" so quickly, with not even a stop at a more moderate position on the way.

"Thank Goodness Our Children Are Perfect Analogies For The Present Political Situation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've seen worse.

I'd never thought I'd say this, but poor John Boehner. Imagine plugging away, like a good little party hack, only to get an amazing promotion you never thought was coming--only to be picked apart by your party of backseat drivers. That has to hurt.

Doesn't mean I like the man, mind you.

"Our New Walls of Text Protect You From Reality."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because feeling good, feeling fine, oh, baby, let the music play.

When exactly did American conservatism become a Gnostic religion, waging a ceaseless war against reality? Because if we could pinpoint that moment, we could pinpoint the moment that things in this nation started to go to shit...

The Irony Is Palpable.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they aimed for his heart.

Of course, Muir continues to insist that NOTHING untoward went on in Iraq during the Bush Administration, a matter that wound up blowing a lot more money, and you know--killling people. And the recession that started under Bush is clearly the fault of Obama. Through time travel. But remember--this teapot tempest is A BIG DEAL!

He Was Great In 'Barry Lyndon'.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Selim the Sot.

I think Muir has got to start limiting his off-panel speakers. He appears to be even confusing himself.

"And That Message--Everyone Else SUCKS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Magna Graecae!

Muir is always disappointed when Republicans don't decapitate the debate moderator and start snacking on the body...

"And Then He Whips Out His Schlong And Whizzes On Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Pyrrus of Epirus!

And as Muir enjoys his little fantasy of what the debates should be, we are once again reminded that it's dreadfully unfair of the media to act like Republicans and conservatives are accountable in any way, and that acting in this manner is simply more proof of how biased and unfair they are.

He's Been Turned Into A Newt!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mine own.

Awww. Muir's got a new crush. Let's see how long it lasts. And remember folks--'social justice' is EVIL. It would mean that highly successful people like Muir would have to disgorge their millions.

Of course, Muir doesn't have millions, but he's sure he's going to one of these days...

Ummm... No.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jubjub bird.

And worthless shithead Newt Gingrich demonstrates that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about to plaudits of shitheads like Muir.

"Walls and Walls of Text!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shiny, happy people, holding hands.

Yep! OWS--EVIL! The present Republican candidates--unworthy wimps, who won't bomb France! The world--DOOMED!

"Clinton! Clinton! CLINTON!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sooner state.

Yep. Knew that was coming up, especially after Cain became Muir's substitute Palin. Let's see where this goes, shall we?

"It's A Lie! A Filthy Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

Clearly, Obama is terrified of a black Republican he polls significantly ahead of. And standards are indeed so HIGH for Republicans--Palin is barred--and LOW for Democrats, as they can't be arrested for daring to run!

"It Is Clearly A Plot To Disarm Real Murikans, And Give Their Guns To Mexicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Duke of Orange.

You know, I think one of the reasons that 'Fast and Furious' remains fairly low profile is that is ultimately the sort of murky failure you find in law enforcement, where good intentions, bad planning, and bureaucratic groupthink all collide to create nastiness. Muir really isn't interested in the actual 'Fast and Furious'--he's interested in the make-believe conspiracy by President Blacula to destroy civilization.

"Still Clearly A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in hallway ahead.

Yep. Yep. It's a conspiracy. It HAS to be. Yep.

"You Know I'm Shaking Hands With The Bishop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Grimace!

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Chris Muir should never, ever talk about masturbation.

"Meat REALLY Is Murder!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because chickpea.

Yes, Muir. You and those like you are the tough REAL men, and those opposing you are pathetic and weak. I mean--your fake self is a macho government sniper, and that proves how manly you are!

"See! My Fake Black Conservative Easily Defeats My Fake Idiot White Liberals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because angry birds.

Yep. Those stupid untermenschen, believing the lies their leader tells them. Why can't they be like Muir,who knows the truth as revealed by Fox!

"We Thought You Said Penis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where was I?

You know, the famous SNL sketch "Dick-In-A-Box" is funny not simply because of the constant repetition of the phrase "dick-in-a-box" but because it's a spot-on parody of an entire musical genre and its weird ethos. This is just a bad attempt at a penis joke.

And if I want that, I can always watch Family Guy.

"They Are Vile Hoodlums!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lacrimosa.

Of course, the Media is reporting this, but then to Muir's mind it doesn't count. The Media should be painting the OWS as a horde of lunatics, here to destroy civilization. The Media should be encouraging right-thinking people to head out with shotguns and baseball bats--just to make sure that things stay under control.

Choose Your Poison.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Augustus!

So Muir charges that Romney is too elitist--by comparing him to an ingredient in a martini.

Let's all enjoy the irony, shall we?

"This Is OBVIOUSLY A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Woody Guthrie.

And Muir shall continue to beat his latest pseudo-scandal until only atoms remain. At which point he will beat the ground on which it stood.

"It's Completely Fake! Completely!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because River Ness.

So, the OWS are, simultaneously, dirty dumb hippies, vile racist Nazis and cunning stalking horses for the evil liberal media. Got it.

I wonder when he'll make them Martians.