"Slobs And Leeches, The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hesse-Darmstadt.

And of course, Muir, you are one of the good productive members, what with your little comic strip.  And stuff.  You don't NEED gubmint help.  And taxes--why you're JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS.  Aside from the whole 'no representation' thing. 

And women!  Yaknow whut I mean?

"There's Supposed To Be A Point?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was run out of town like a common pygmy.

Ahh, yes.  Because now we're all going to have eat broccoli, because it's... and...

...Yeah, I think Muir's kind of running low on juice here.

Go On. Follow That Up With A Scalping Joke. I Dare You!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flute playing.

So, Damon's response to what is supposed to be liberal insenstivity to Native Americans is a racist Native American joke. 

Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah...

"Ignorance Is Too An Excuse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't worry they're here.

Let us see...

A) Muir apparently feels that we should have continued to back Mubarak, a man whose legitimacy was in tatters, through some undesignated means.

B) No, the book does not say that.

So, another confirmation that Muir doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.  On fairly important subjects, for that matter.

"Huzzah! A Magnificent, Purely Symbolic Triumph!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because five feet away.

And yet more walls of text involving Muir's crib notes version of a scandal that the Right has clasped tight to its bosom, in its eternal love of political theater...

"And Don't Get Me Started On F Troop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!    Because sand.

...

...

Yeah.  It's the second one that really sticks out.  Muir takes a stupid premise and rides out further from sanity than one imagines posssible....

There's Clearly A Conspiracy Behind All This...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because late in the evening...

Ahh, this old chestnut.  Once again, Muir's magical tyranny detector started working overtime after letting virtually everything slide for eight long years, and now he knows we're living in Communist Russia.  Minus... well, everything that made Communist Russia... Communist Russia.

Continuing A Trend!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jumbalaya.

Yeah... Great.  What... edgy... humor.

And the kids still look like trolls.

Child Abuse! It's Funny!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gommu.

Those kids still look like trolls.

Why Do I Keep Flashing Back To Cavemen Porn...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you can advance.

Apparently, we're supposed to find Skye bitchy because she's annoyed at her boyfriend scoping out her sister in that awful dress.

Muir really doesn't get how to make characters sympathetic, does he?

"Our Many And Inevitable Triumphs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because infante.

"I mean, the jist of the speech was a questionable story about regulations!  Focusing on a bizarre quote that was a horrifically failed attempt to be folksy is clearly a crime against journalism!"

"Sniff--Aren't They Courageous?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can't you see their spearpoints gleaming?

Yeah.  Dining on the livers of geese who get force-fed corn.  Wooo. Dey da man.

Your Daily Ick Quotient...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the pigeons going to rush to him.

So... how long before Muir starts ranting about cultural degeneration again, eh?

He Definitely Doesn't Have Kids...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Flower Drum Song.

So... Amazing how Jan can keep the EXACT same position for most of her appearance, eh?  And nice to see that the children remain horrorific demonspawn.  Well, okay, not nice, but at least its consistent in its awfulness.

"This Is Clearly A Triumph For The Forces Of The Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Men of Harlech.

Yeah.  Muir kind of reminds of the crazy guy who insisted I should throw my used tissue on the floor, and when I stated I didn't want to talk to him, declared boldly that that didn't matter, because of the First Ammendment.  That sort of tone-deafness to basic human interaction is really... rather disconcerting...

"Isn't My Imaginary Girlfriend Hot?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let goods and kindred go.

...I find this strip sad on so many levels.

Ahh, A Reference To An Infinitely Superior Work. Smart.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Schiller!

I'd say this is really more Blue Brothers 2000.  It sucks and it doesn't have John Belushi in it.

"I Am Fair-Handed In My Recognition Of Leftist Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moon-Moon.

Yes, total government transperency.  Except for sniper missions, and the like.  Because they are cool.

They Have Such A... Refined Relationship...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a fish.

Ahh, yes.  Another example of how are main characters are just... really repulsive.  Always fun...

Yeah...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Argama!

...The amount of Insane Troll Logic on display here is... quite stunning...

They're Just Average, Everyday Folks...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's not an anime.

Yeah.  And once again, we are forced to remember that DbD does not take place on Earth.  Or even a roughly parallel dimension.  No, we are in a world that bears no resemblence to reality whatsoever.

"Cause We're That Amazing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because your own personal Jesus.

Yeah.  And that's why President Blacula's tyranny will fail, of  course.  Because when he sends the drones after you, you will hit them with... OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!  I know I should be used to it by now, but how wide can the gulf between reality and Muir's version of it get?

Ether's A Hell Of A Drug!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because NOOOO!

And the paranoid fantasy continues...  As we read it, we wonder--is Muir losing whatever shallow grip on reality he had?  Is he now looking over his shoulder for phantom attackers, double-locking his door so the agents of islamocommufascism can't break in at night and steal his precious, precious liquor?  And why should we care?

"Unleash The Death Ray!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a sign of Zeta.

Uh... huh.  Why don't you just have him stroking a white cat, Muir?  Because once again this isn't even a good caricature of Obama. 

Guns + Women = Cool!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

More evidence Muir never quite made it out of being twelve...

"Sibling Murder! It's Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they want to make the sky fall.

...Muir really can't make nonsociopathas, can he?

And Then A Giant Chicken Falls On Him!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because their souls are shackled by gravity.

And here, Muir reaching for satire unintentionally creates absurdism, in a stunning display of his lack of talent.  This is pretty much why the DbD Obama doesn't WORK--he isn't a caricature of Obama--he isn't a caricature of anyone.  He's a bad Bond villain, and the worse part is we're supposed to take the whole Bond villain part seriously.

This Is Clearly A Dangerous Plot!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because googie goo.

Of course, Muir. You have once again noticed a threat no one else detected.  Amazing how that is.  Here's your cookie.

"Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot--They Are Perfect Representations Of The Left!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrendous!

And remember--right wing governments NEVER engage in mass murder.  Except when they do.  Which is when they have to.  And thus completely different from evil Leftists, who do so because of their love of killing.