"Traitors! Traitors! Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the watch on the Rhine.

Foolish Supreme Court Justices!  How dare you deviate from the beliefs of the Party?

"It's Like... Something... Happened Prior To All This. For Eight Years, Or So..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a lithium flower.

Of course, Damon is actually for torture and assassination and secrecy, but he hates Democrats, and that's the important thing... After all--you can TRUST liberals with evil. Only conservatives.

Well, At Least He Didn't Do Another Lousy 'Christmas Carol' Strip...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because these are the mushi.

Ahh, yes, the document Muir worships--except for all those pesky bits that suggest a limited military.  And the bits that ban torture.  And the bits that suggested white guys were no longer quite so special. 

Satan... Sal Alinsky... Same Thing, Really, Right?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hail and well met!

If there is a Hell, then Muir's punishment is going to be the realization that he was a part of the hideous cancer inflicting America, not the cure.

Dig The Pit Deeper!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come on, Exorcist!

Hey, you know what you should do with an unfunny out-of-season A Christmas Carol parody?  Keep it going!  Well, not really, but this is Muir, we're talking about...

And Now He's Messing With Dickens. Great.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who makes the clock tick by?

Ahh, yes.  Because we needed to be reminded about a literary classic in this awful, awful strip.  (And Muir seems to be conflating Marley's Ghost with the Ghost of Christmas Past, in another demonstration of his bottomless supply of stupid.)

"From Now On, We Channel Pure Unmitigated ASSHOLE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because el Camino.

So... once again, Damon's redeeming characteristics are....?

"Why If I'd Been There, I'd Have Stopped Him With My INFINITE SUPPLY OF MANLINESS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because have I the right to riches?

Of course, adding more guns to that situation would probably have made it even bloodier, with people shooting each other as they tried to shoot the gunman, and any "accomplices", in a darkened theater, with a movie blaring away.  But hey--we're in Square Planet territory now...

"They're All Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tomato.

And Muir prepares for the great anti-gun push that he is sure is coming. For like every gun nut, he is certain, despite the fact that they have managed to get much of the public to agree that people being able to assemble private arsenals is NOT a threat, and indeed, a right guaranteed by the Constitution, that this latest shooting is going to cause the Democrats to try and pass gun control laws.  Sure, the last few times didn't--but this time it's different!

"My Daddy Knew He Was A Special, Special Snowflake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the luckiest guy in the world.

Yeah!  Everyone knows the vets did all the hard work in WWII, and all the government did was screw up and blow balloons!  Everyone who sticks their head in the magic Right-Winger Box of Absolute Truth, So Help Us God, anyway, and who else matters?

"Woo! I WIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue star in the heavens.

Once again, Muir shows that in the face of tragedy, his big concern is scoring points...

"Not Like Me And My Pretend Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then there was a flea.

And now we get a potent blend of Muir's creepy pinups and his special special snowflake whine. You go Muir!  Surely the President of the United States lacks the experience of a guy who writes a lousy webcomic!

"I Am A Special Snowflake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Reformation!

And of course, that great job creator Chris Muir is offended by all this...

A Five-Fingered Exercise...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a hat.

One hopes that Muir's supply of liquor and hand lotion are holding out...

"My Crazy Is Rooting My Ass To This Sofa!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because van Loon.

Ahh, yes, more of the quiet racism and naked jingoism Muir thinks is patriotism--delivered by his apparently immobile black sock puppet.  Fun!

"Not That Obama's The Antichrist..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aigyptos.

Has Damon gone immobile again?  This is just like the time he poured coffee for several strips.

Circular Firing Squad, READY!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we've got potatoes!

Well, that didn't take long...  Let the purging BEGIN!

"How Dare The Government Exploit You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Donne!

...I'd ask what the point of that was, but we all know, don't we?

I Can't Top This One Folks....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whither Canada?

Ah, yes.  Because pregnancy is so completely enjoyable. 

I think Russian Guyovitch is actually annoyed to be involved in something so stupid.  Poor guy.  It's not his fault he's in such a lousy strip...

"And That Is Why We Preserve Our Bodily Essence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the master of Ballantrae.

...

Once again, Muir's awful characters serve as a mirror to his own awfulness.

Just Build A Time Machine Already!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it got worse.

You know, this is kind of like Archer, with a still-continuing Cold War.  Only--not funny.  Or the least bit aware of how ridiculous it's being.

On the good side, no pictures of the demonspawn.

"And Also Those Soldiers I Like, But Forget Them! I Hate The Idea Of Taxes..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crazy train.

Let us leave Muir to his childish sulk, shall we?

Urrr... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it jammed.

And once again, the joke vanishes up its own ass.  This was obviously meant as another stab at the Obamas for their upptiness but somehow it wound up going in a very strange direction...

Remember 'Black UN Helicopters'? I Do.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kryptonite.

Once again, I find myself wondering just how Muir keeps the vast mass of paranoia he believes standing.  Then I remember--crazy, and I sadly nod.

"And A Gun Is The Magical Solution To All Life's Problems!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shoobi-doo-shoobie-doo.

Some people have odd ways of showing affection.

"And I Just Learned Comrade Lenin Is Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sorrow--the trembling sorrow!

Well, it's now official--Muir apparently forgot the entire 90s happened.  Except for Bill Clinton.

"The Decadent Uppitiness Of This Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then he took and he ate up all of my corn.

And now it's back to bitching about the things he didn't give a damn about when Bush was doing them.  Because Barack!  Kenyan!  EVIL!

Pffft. What Did France Ever Do For Us?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loo

More evidence that Muir's got a pretty shaky grasp of history...

Work Can Make Them Free!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's have a madcap weekend--a high-falutin' holiday.

As I wonder when Muir will next compare Obama to the Nazis, and not see the irony, I have to wonder--how productive are lousy cartoonists in this perfect world of his?

His Version Of Frozen Dinner Gags...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gozer.

So, a pregnancy joke, and a 'Barack is a megalomaniac' joke.

Yeah, definitely enough material for two strips.

"Ah HA! Take That, Roberts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

I suppose Roberts can now consider his Party membership revoked.  The impure weakling!