Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

And Proudhon Turns In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roses wither, may God deliver the rake at the gates of Hell tonight.

And once again, Muir demonstrates that he doesn't know what the hell Socialism is, except that he hates it.  He also doesn't see that the idea of sharing with others is something we try to encourage children to do because we want them to do it as adults...

That said, notice how the kids have been off-panel of late.  I think Muir has quietly acknowledged to himself that he can't draw the demonspawn without making them look like--well, demonspawn.

Monday, October 29, 2012

And Again With The 47%....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because trumpets.

"Whereas we represent the Drunken Daddy State, that ignores you except to hit you and tell you to shut up, because Daddy has a headache..."

Sunday, October 28, 2012

"This Is, I Am Certain, An Accurate Representation Of What Occurred!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budivoj!

As Muir--who thought we should let the Libyans get slaughtered, remember--attempts to wave the bloody shirt around, he is hampered by the fact that he has even less of a grip on the facts than the average person.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

"They're Just Inferior Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pomerania.

Most people look on the 47% comment as a misstep.  Muir looks on it as an operating philosophy.

Friday, October 26, 2012

"He Doesn't Like The Honeys Like I Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guthskalco the Short of Bremen.

Ah, it's time for "youse the real sexists".   Not as much fun as "youse the real racists" but just as risable, especially coming from Muir...

Thursday, October 25, 2012

"Ha! That ComuIslamofascist Swine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambor.

And thank goodness our evil elected President is opposed by an unelected bureaucracy that dabbles in assassination and the like.  They will defend our freedoms!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"All This Is Cool, And NOT Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hoot owl.

I still find myself wondering at how Muir squares his love of the creepy, unaccountable parts of the government that kill people with his hatred of government in general. 

I suspect it involves believing that the parts he loves would never be used against people like him...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Like A Bad Tom Clancy Novel. In Other Words, Like A Tom Clancy Novel.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because airhorn.

Oh, boy.  More of Muir showing off his astounding ignorance in foreign policy, coupled with his arrogant assurance that he knows the 'real score'.  Fun.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

It's Definitely Not 'The Selfish Giant'...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow bird.

" 'Sawesome story.  For big boys!  Who know that caring about poor people and other sissy things show yer just a big baby.  And starting lots of fights, so other people have to go out and fight 'em is what grown ups do!  And it'll be even awesomer when we're back in power, and we can make it just like it was fore Obama came an' messed things up!"

Saturday, October 20, 2012

"We're The Only Real People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because choo-choo-choo...

Ahh, yes.  That contempt for every non-wingnut is sure to win you the love of the nation.  Why--you can be the new John Birch Society.  It will be smashing.

Friday, October 19, 2012

"They Should Be Giving Our Candidates Wafer-Thin Mints!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Renfeld.

You know, I do not have a great deal of respect for American Presidential debates--they are as a rule dull, disingenuous political kabuki whose importance and drama are exagerated to add excitement to the reporting on the race.  That stated, Muir's sudden shift is so sadly typical of him it bears noting.  Anything that hurts the Right's chances is in fact an evil conspiracy, even if it wasn't a few days ago.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

"It Was Totally Unfair! She Was Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with a sword for a hand.

And once again, the incredible toughness of the Right is on display...

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"I Mean, What Harm Could Gerbils Do?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey hey hey.

Aside from the cheap shot at San Francisco, Muir once again demonstrates why it'd be a bad thing to have him in charge of... well, pretty much anything.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

"And Take Their Shoelaces!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm wearing my heart on a noose.

Of course, if wingnuts ever bothered to look at their media, they'd discover a crazy incestuous loop that'd resemble the family tree of an 18th century Habsburg prince.   But they're the good guys, so clearly, they don't have to worry about this...

Friday, October 12, 2012

"Oh, The Indignity..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who wants to play video games?

...Wait, Muir thinks Biden sounds like... Muir?

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

"Just You Wait! This'll Be Huge!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hang ten for justice.

Of course, the wonderful thing about paranoia is that it includes a simple explanation on why your little obsessions never are either doubted or deemed unimportant by everyone else--the conspiracy has gotten to them.  Of course, this doesn't convince anyone but you, but that's okay--this is more of a security blanket than a debate technique...

Monday, October 8, 2012

"Why Don't They Just Anoint Romney President Right Now?'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you don't eat it, you live it.

Sometimes it's clear that Muir's hatred of everything to his left comes from a fundamental misunderstanding about how democracy works...

Sunday, October 7, 2012

And They're Using This To... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never give a sucker an even break.

You know, Muir could get away with this weird premise if the jokes were funny, but as they aren't, one finds oneself wondering how much money Damon is blowing on this...

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Friday, October 5, 2012

Course, Technically, The Winners ALSO Said That...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because illusion of a shadowed moon.

Ahh, nothing like watching Muir get his gloat on.  Fun times.  Fun times.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

"Now Our Triumph Is Assured."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we offered them heat.

I keep flashing back to Muir confidentally predicting victory in 2008 on every little setback for the Obama campaign...

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

"Oh, I Get It! Obama's A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it comes in mauve.

I don't know what offends me more--Muir's grotesque Obama/Hitler conflation, or his concentration camp pun.  But hey, now we know why he's brought back Naomi!  So he can show how much he loves Jews!  Just like Damon shows how much he loves blacks!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

"Not Insulting Islam Is Insulting Judaism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for science.

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I don't think Muir realises that these things aren't some sort of zero-sum game...

Monday, October 1, 2012

Liquor Really Is Quicker!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cheer up, Charlie!

The attempted metaphor died halfway through the strip.  And Muir didn't even notice.