"Just You Wait! This'll Be Huge!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hang ten for justice.

Of course, the wonderful thing about paranoia is that it includes a simple explanation on why your little obsessions never are either doubted or deemed unimportant by everyone else--the conspiracy has gotten to them.  Of course, this doesn't convince anyone but you, but that's okay--this is more of a security blanket than a debate technique...