"Theyse Is All Against Our Racial Tolerance!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no shrimp.

Muir is angry that people think he's racist, because of all the imaginary minority friends he's made for himself who all agree with everything he says.  The fact that some of his best imaginary friends are minorities PROVES he's not racist!  PROVES IT!

"The Northeast Is A Barren Wasteland Thanks To Liberal Policies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mobile armor

Ahh, more of Muir's scorn for the Northeast.  Why can't it be more like the South, a place where low taxes and high earnings for those on top mask a ticking time-bomb of health and social problems?  A place that bitches about the government while taking more aid from it than the "liberal" states it derides?

"People Just Aren't Worth Affection..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because using only 10% of my full power.

Yet more evidence for "the cast of DbD are imbecilic sociopaths".  I think we may be hitting the hundred thousandth soon...

"They Is Wasting My Tax Monies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire up your soul, fire up your soul, fire up your soul, Gundamu.

Not this again...  Does Muir just not understand how government works?

Of course not.  He's been proving that for over a decade now.  Why am I even asking?

"Momentary Incoveniance = Oppression!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because some cats are the Buddha.

Amazingly, Muir had no objections to the DHS when they formed.  Because things like this are only evil when the Democrats have them.

Ha... Ha... Wha?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Radio Free Abelmuth.

Because wimmen are better suited for child-raising, so things like this are funny...

Yes, yes, I know.  Let's just move on...

"Biden Is Decadent And Stupid!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wych Fowler.

And remember, this is from the guy who worships Sarah Palin...

"Youse Is Alls Against Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Devastator.

Any one get the vibe that Muir wishes he could have a tank and hollow points?

And thanks once again for equating your own government with the Nazi policy of annexing foreign nations to build the Greater German Reich, Muir.  It's always nice to have you confirm what a ignorant little shit you are.

"This Is Heroic Because!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red fish.

You know, I'm not even a fan of the DHS, and I find Sam and Jan's actions petty, ridiculous, and mildly criminal.

"So God's A Sexist Pig, Then?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

At times like this, when Muir combines his creepy sexism, his weird paranoia, and wraps it up with a an even weirder religious gloss that makes you wonder how much is he drinking these days...

"They're Coming To Take Me Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a crazy swirling thing.

And of course, when Muir DOES produce something totalitarian it's the old "UN black helicopters" crap--stuff so insane and blatant that one wonders how he copes with his mental image of the USA not matching the reality at all..

"How Dare They Infringe On My Personal Convenience!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Beast of Possibilities.

It's always amazing how remarkably petty Muir has his cast's objections to government authority be--never serious abuses, but personal inconveniences occasionally caused by actual abuses of that cast member.  I think it says something that Muir really can't imagine what life under AN actual totalitarian regime would be like...

"If The Government Is Small And Weak, Utopia Will Clearly Be The Result!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hurrah, boys, hurrah.

Notice how that wasn't an actual answer...?

"I Have No Problem Sharing Intimate Details Of Our Lives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Heavenly King.

Damon is very lucky to be married to an imaginary masturbatory fantasy.

"I Wacking Off As We Speak, Dear!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Woodstock.

You know, I will give Muir some credit--this is almost the stuff of decent sex comedy.

But it's still horribly drawn, and pretty damn creepy.

"Now Let's Humiliate You Some More, Dear."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uesugi Kenshin.

Muir thinks this is sexy.  I can't reiterate this enough.

"We're Doomed! Doomed, You Weak Leftist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nogoodnik.

Well, one has to admit, not everybody could take a story idea like this, and spin into a metaphor for the nation.

Because most people are more sensible.

"Our Disembodied Voices Shall Be There Shortly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because behold the man.

So, leaving aside the entire problem of how Damon found this out, he can't tell Zed, because... 

A Failure On Every Level.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kundun.

So... this cartoon featured pictures that aren't sexy, but are supposed to be, writing that wasn't funny, and of course, Muir's ongoing obsession with party purity.

Not quite the Anti-Life Equation--but close.

Cowritten By Jack Daniels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and you were there.

The sad thing is, Muir thinks those drawings are sexy.

Charming.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Habsburg chin.

Once again, Muir demonstrates his profound... respect for women.

I'd Say Shakespeare Is Rolling In His Grave, But He's Used To This Crap By Now...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sam Raimi still has it.

I see Muir has a new crush...

Also, I should point out that even the play Henry V quietly acknowledges that Henry's claim to France is... shaky, that war is ultimately horrible, and that all Henry accomplishes shall be undone following his death.

"We're Incredibly Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sher Khan Suri.

Man, it's just like you actually did something, isn't it Muir?

Truly, It Was An Epic Victory!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aelitus.

"Yes, it forced him to admit to something he'd previously stated.  Big win for you guys.  Big win."

"Gee, It's Not Like Something Happened That Made Gun Control A Priority, Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because goldfish.

Of course.  This is all proof that Obama has always been following his sinister, evil, tyrannical, evil, islamosociofascist agenda.  Which is evil.  Not that circumstances have changed.

And remember--Muir opposes drone strikes.  Because they deprive supercool government snipers of jobs.

"See! With Gun Control, We Would Have LOST The War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jet!

I suppose mentioning that the colonial militias usually did do quite poorly against the British redcoats would be pointless. Not to mention that it was the French who won the war for us...

"Youse Guys Is Worse Than British Loyalists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la corsa.

Ahhh, Muir.  It's so charming when you just... let the hate out.

"And The Natural Order Of Conservative White Folks Bossing Around Other Folks Will Be Restored!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because days of anger.

Of course, Muir's outrage and fear would have vanished if a raving right-winger were in power-or at least diminished to be worth nothing more than an occasional cartoon of 'maybe it's not a good idea to make a police state?'  And remember, his characters are living a house the CIA got them.  But that's different.  The more hidden and unaccountable government is, the better it is.

"Don't You Thugs See I'm A Republican!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Memel de Sa.

...

...

I think we're supposed to find that inspirational.

"It's Unjust And Inhumane To Treat Republicans This Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Estacio de Sa.

Still no sympathy.  (And now I'm left with a suspicion that Muir hasn't left Florida in a while.)

"And That Is Exactly How The Campaign Against Sugar Works!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can Leonard Bernstein survive solely on a diet of termites?

My lack of sympathy for the cast in this case continues to be in full effect.