"Pfft! Like Being Elected President Gives You Some Sort Of Authority Over The Military!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang.

The opening part of Article 2, Section 2 of the Constitution...

"The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States;..."

But do go on, Muir...