"So, Where Are We Again? Some Parallel Dimension, Maybe?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Covenanters.

It says something about Weiner's career that even Muir can manage a hit on him.

"In All Of Life's Moments, I Can Find A Crass Comment!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gundamu.

Well, at least you can say these two deserve each other...

"She's Spawning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambeaux.

I must assume Sam wants her around to serve as a handy butt of jokes, as that is the only real interest she's shown in her...

"Zed's A Real Man! A Sexist Boor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then it got crazy.

It's astonishing that as undeniably awful as Skye is, her sister is still ultimately worse.

"Oh, If Only We Could Return To The Halcyon Days Of W!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phosphorus.

And Muir's proof of this hideous injustice--a man was put on trial for killing a black kid.

"It's The Next Phase Of His Insidious Plan! Right After The Death Ray!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because malicious content!

So Muir doesn't realize what an internet... provider is, does he? 

"He Should Be Proclaiming It A Unnatural Disaster Area, And Salting The Ground!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Higgens!

Meanwhile, Jan continues to enjoy life deep in the Collective's bowels, spouting endless Muirspeak...

"We Are Protecting Them From Moose And Squirrel."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Master.

While I saw this plot twist coming months ago, it is still sad and disappointing to see Russian Guyovitch, who despite talking like Boris Badenov is the closest thing to an actual character Muir has ever created, en route to joining the Collective.

"Us Against The Black Helicopters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anne-Hayden Jones, and her husband Pip.

Move to the compound coming in 5... 4... 3... 2...

"The Governing While Black Gang!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roscoe.

And Muir keeps mining that same racist vein he was tapping yesterday.  Next up--how being killed while unarmed proves how dangerous and wily a thug you are.

"None Of Youse Is Doing Nothin Rights!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jackhammer!

Chris Muir pens racist stupid rant wherein he shows his twisted vile worldview.  Thinks he's telling it like it is, and showing how twisted everyone else is.

Oh, hell, sometimes you just have to show the classics...

"And When Armageddon Begins, It'll Be Totally Okay To Shoot The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alfonso came by the other day and snaked it.

Yes, it's just like Jim Crow South, if the guy who was lynched actually did something besides offend the ol' boys club, and walked away afterwards.  Oh, and was white.  But hey!  RACE WAR!  Which is just Muir stating the facts, and being totally not racist.

"And This Proves He's The Real Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't like walking around this old and empty house.

Sometimes I like to give Sam a redneck accent when I read her.  It makes the strip more bearable.

"They're Covering Up For The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rosewater.

Remember, if something Muir is certain is happening doesn't seem to be happening, it's proof that it's happening, and the media is covering up. 

Ahh, isn't that the fastest road to Crazy you've ever heard?

"See, We Blacks Have Gotten All The Rights We Need! Any More Is Subversive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kinsay, the city of Heaven.

Oh, Muir.  Pretending that you understand history...

"Ha! My Fellow Negroes Are So Uppity Some Times! Especially About Getting Killed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're my Waterloo.

Ahh, the Right Wing.  So classy in victory...

"The Democrats Are The REAL Racists Here! Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time enough at last.

Once again, Muir confirms that he doesn't really get history...

"And Then, I Was A Clown!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because six of one, half a dozen of the other.

...Well,  that was a... creepy combination of images.  Like Muir's racism, sexism and all-around craziness went to war last night.  And this is what came out.

"Man, It Is So Hard For White People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *dramatic violin music*.

And so things continue in this vein.  Go on Muir. Whitesplain things some more..

"Your Racism Is Amusing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is an Indian, which represents death.

But remember, Sam is actually a minority member--or was crudely retconned into being one.  So this is all okay!

"Let Me Whitesplain Things To You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who prayed for shoes?

Because minorities need to hear from white guys that they should stop seeing themselves as groups, so that they can be weak and divided, and the white guys can stay in power.

"My Imaginary Black Friend Doesn't Mind It When I Use Racial Slurs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's my thing that I say!

Sometimes white privilege is just sad, isn't it?

"He Should Totally Be Trying To Overthrow The Kenyan Usurper, Instead Of Bowing To The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Superman and Green Lantern have got nothing on me.

I wonder if anything less than a reborn CSA will satisfy Muir these days...

"Your Repugnance To Me Is A Sign Of Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there came a day when Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

You know those scenes in Manhunter, and Silence of the Lambs, and Seven where the serial killer gives you a peak into his mind, and it's completely off-center, and the worst part is he doesn't even realize it...?

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Not that I'm saying Muir's a serial killer.  So far as I know.

"We Men Are So Persecuted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because have you bit the dog again, hey sandy?

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Yeah.  Let's just move on.

Classy. Real... Classy.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hootenanny.

And the Search For More Money continues...

"Child Abuse Is Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because William the Silent.

It's going to be fun when they move to the Compound...

"And By Middle Class, I Of Course Mean 'Angry White Guys'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll never have that recipe again.

Yeah, it's such a shame we can't just... depose our government with the military's help...

"We Have To Overthrow That Abortion-Supporting Secret Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the federales say, they could have caught him any day.

Ahh, yes.  Obama is the misogynistic one.  On top of being a secret Muslim.  Right.

"This Totally Proves This Is A Big Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Warwick Davis!

Muir's naiveté is almost touching.

Almost.

Need More Money!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Duff Gardens, hurrah!

I'm tempted to make a crack about the Free Market. 

Ahh, hell, why not?