"That's Why They Are All The REAL Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chasing thunder.

Go on, Muir. Next mention the bit about "Party of Lincoln"...

"And Then I'll Cut Up The Footage, So That You Endorse Hitler!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because use the Force.

Interesting that this version of O'Keefe doesn't have the whole... unfortunate face thing.

Yeah. Appalling On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kazoo.

...Among all the painful things in this strip, I will simply focus on the fact that Muir still thinks that Ukrainian is the same language as Russian.

"Democracy Saved By My Imaginary Sexy Jewish Sniper-babe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uesugi Kagekatsu.

...If Muir actually knew things about the Ukraine, the incredible irony of what he's had happen would likely make his head explode.

"The Worldwide Conspiracy Of People Who All Hate Each Other!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tom Baker.

I  miss the days when America knew the John Birchers were crazy.  I really do.

"Because, You See, Real Feminists Are Judged By Their Husbands..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, at least... uh oh.

Glad to know that the 90s never ended for some people.

Well, something.

"And This MUST BE TRUE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the House of Gryphons.

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Well, any theoretical sympathy I might have felt for Wiley is now officially dead.

"I Am For The Rich And Powerful, Except When I'm Not!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lonely feeling, deep inside.

I suspect Muir explains this as follows--he's against the evil liberal rich people, who can be recognized as evil by the fact that they're liberal. Or at least, not as conservative as they should be.

"Brutal Thugs Are The Only Kind Of Mayors Who Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because naughty ladies from the 80s who've been indiscreet.

Well, the Right's officially back to hating NYC again.  Probably best for all concerned...

"...He Also Wrote Something About Dinosaurs, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gazelle.

...How is that even a punchline?  How?  HOW?

"And That's Why I Don't Renew My Driver's License!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Osman III.

The sad part is Muir genuinely feels this represents a heroic stand against the establishment.  One half expect to see them bragging about ripping off pillow tags in a future strip.

"And This Will Clearly Be A Glorious Victory For The Cause!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pedro de Moctezuma.

Amazing that suing becomes a weapon for good when a right-wing organization does it, eh?  For those wondering 'True the Vote' is an "anti-voter fraud" organization.  Which means it's how the Right hopes to keep those pesky minorities from voting now that their older methods are... well, illegal.

"Don't They Realize That They're THOSE PEOPLE, And Shouldn't Have Anything Nice?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yo mama.

Ahh, yes, racism thinly disguised as concerns about decadent "aristocrats". 

"It's TYRANNICAL To Force People To Follow The Law!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *ominous music*.

Everything's an assault on your liberty when you think being evil is a right....

"Why Aren't They Destroying The Economy? WHY?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hideyoshi!

Circular firing squads--ENGAGE!

"See, History Will Allow Us To Rewrite It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's insanity!

Ahh, the confidence of the Right Wing Bubble that soon everyone will accept their version of things.

And Muir still doesn't know much about Marie Antoinette, does he?

"Those Damn Froggies Oppressed Us For Centuries, Until We Beat Them In 1812!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tortoise shell.

 I could focus on the combination of ignorance, xenophobia, and racism disguising itself as disgust at the nouveaux-rich, but really, for me the big thing is the fact that he reused the same lousy pictures from yesterday.

"Thank Goodness For My Reasonable Imaginary Minorities!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because live at Fillmore.

I wonder if Muir's critique of this sort of thing will ever rise above 'Have you stopped beating your wife?'

"The Shocking Decadence Of These Inferior Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I look really young, but I'm just back-dated.

Ahh,  yes.  Muir's tired old "Democrats as the French Ancien Regime" routine, which as usual suffers from him not knowing what the hell he's talking about...

"And That's How My Imaginary Character Boldly Faced The Foe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thought it was gold but it was bronze.

Given that Zed regularly does fairly illegal things why go to all this trouble, when a simple felony conviction would be enough?

"GASP! The Sinister Plot Is Truly Sinister!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've been sleeping for forty days.

Suspiciously round number aside, it's not like the government may want to keep a bunch of highly trained, mentally unstable PSTD cases from pulling Whitmans--no, no, it's clearly an evil plot to destroy libertay! 

"This Is Clearly Dangerous And Ridiculous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the plum in the golden vase.

"We have a vague report that we are taking the most threatening spin on!  It is irresponsible not too pitch a fit!"

"I've Read About It, So It Must Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she has kilted her coat of white satin.

And of course, the utterly ridiculous thing here is going to segue into the crazy conspiracy theory involving the plan to destroy the righteous military (YAY!) and empower the evil police groups (BOO!). 

It's scary what scares these people.

"Not Like My Husband, With Magic Guns."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and king hereafter.

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And the Muirverse continues to slide ever farther away from reality.

"We Should Start A Civil War Against The Heretics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you want to cool your jets, big man.

Day 1: Racist, homophobic rant with threats of secession.
Day 2: Whining about people calling you an extremist, racist homophobe.
Day 3: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"McCarthy. The Republican Senator."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm a rapper with a baby.

Yes.  That's why this is happening to D'souza. Just like Nixon was persecuted for being awesome.  Right.

"The Sinister Plot Against Our Pure Essence Will Be Defeated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was in the merry month of June, when all the green buds were fallin'.

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It takes a lot to surpass George Lucas in violating Star Wars.  And yet, Muir managed it.

"That'll Show The Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there be no butter in Hell!

It must be so comforting to think you can fight a rebellion sitting on your fat ass.  Just as its comforting to imagine that all your petty prejudices and vicious bigotry is evidence of your republican virtue and inherent rightness.