"Yes, Fund More Quality Entertainment Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because farouche.

Next up--offering the used bottle of whiskey that serves as "inspiration"...

And They Stay Married... Why?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because monkey of the mind.

"No, no, be glad I'm the slut-shaming, warmongering hypocritical asshole you know and love, who pulls passive-aggressive shit like this all the time..."

"The Gag Is The Plot Really Has Gone Completely Off The Rails!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because warlord period.

You know, the ultrafast recap gag is so old that you pretty much have to do a twist on it to make it work.  But that would take imagination, and Muir doesn't have that...

"Racism And Penis Jokes. A Winning Combination."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a magic mushroom growing in the muck.

You know, this reminds me Archer.  Except that Muir doesn't realize that his cast is loathsome.  And thus, it isn't funny.

"Which Proves How Not Racist My Main Characters Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pablo Escobar's hippos.

And now, enjoy a family drama from hell...

"I Have To Rush To The Side Of My Magically Appearing Father To Save Him From The Beaner Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbilicus.

Wow.  Truly awful writing, and racist hysteria in one strip.  Thomas Dixon, eat your heart out.

"He's Funny-Looking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Public Enemy.

Or in other words, still nothing, but it might just be an exciting nothing.  Soon.  He's SURE  of it!

"They're All Turning Against Me! And So They Must All Perish!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because magnolia.

I see that the number of people ideologically pure enough to satisfy Muir continues to drop.  Remember--you have to hate all the right people, or you no longer count, and are now eligible for hatred.

"It Has Nudity And Conspiracy Theories! How Can It Miss?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rhododendron.

Most bored wives who take up writing do it about vampires.

"So... He's An Absolute Monarch Who Has To Call An Estates-General To Raise Taxes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gravel.

You know, this tortured analogy gets more tortured every time Muir uses it.  One wishes he would read an actual history of the things he talks about, but that's sort of like wishing for wings, isn't it?

"Clearly, This Is An Issue Of Vital Importance..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Luis Maria.

You know I think the diet of nothingburger "scandals" is starving Muir...

"I Know That If I Ever Crawled Out Of The Basement, I Would Find The Streets Aflame!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sorghum. 

The bubble's gone toxic, I see...

"It Has To Be Pure Evil That Causes This! It's The Only Reason!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Garde Ecossaise.

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Yeah.  The crazy is strong with this one...

"See! The Joke Is I'm Referring To STDs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frampton comes alive.

And remember, folks, Damon is supposed to be "highly intelligent".

"But We'll Fight Them, No Matter What Magical Powers They Possess."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shut up, Vanessa Redgrave.

Muir's efforts at a message of hope suffer from the fact that he doesn't realize that he's the paranoid one pushing conspiracy theories. 

They'll Have To Call It The Second Whiskey Rebellion...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because die the noblest of noble deaths.

As Muir once again waxes rhapsodic that everything he's always been saying has been proven utterly true, ONCE AGAIN--only, he never seems to quite remember the last time he said that--the stirring call to arms is issued.  And so, we are once again assured that Muir and his fellows will be taking to the streets ANY DAY NOW.  Only, not really.  But eventually.  Maybe.

"Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Charles the Rash.

Ahh, yes.  Ultraright-wing history.  Like actual history, only wrong and evil.

"That's Why We Should Limit The Franchise Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Candy, in the role of a lifetime.

And remember, folks, he thinks he's helping his case.

"That Decadent Fool! Our Nudity Loving Readers Know His Inner Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

Muir always gets crass even by his standards as the fundraiser drags on.  And considering that those standards are pretty low as is...

"Our Epic Triumph Means That More Money Is Bound To Come! Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Every year, the fundraiser takes a little longer, and I think Muir is starting to get distressed.  Now it's cutting into his gloating time at the defeat of a Republican by another Republican.

"They Should Totatlly Do It, The Pussies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're gonna need a bigger boat.

I almost feel sorry for the Republicans.  Then I remember they chose to drink the crazyevil.

Jim Morrison Would Turn In His Grave, But He's No Longer Buried In It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vinland Saga.

Chris Muir, demonstrating that the spirit of Cliff Claven lives on in the American Right...

Another Thing For The Troggs To Complain About.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

Yeah.  This one of the ones where you're left with the feeling that Muir's twin muses were his endless search for True Scotsmen, and old Jack Daniels.

"And I Clearly Know What I'm Talking About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a hole in the sleeve.

Right.  That's why they want it.  Not so they can sort genuine death threats from stupid jokes.  Nope.  To track sarcasm. 

"Cause They're All Dead, You Know. That's Why We Have To Speak For Them."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Manchu Bannermen.

Hmm how about this--they'd see you as the whiny, treasonous "America Firsters" you are, and give you a black eye for pretending to know what fascism is.

Oh, and enjoy this scene from The Best Years of Our Lives, which demonstrates that yes, assholes have always been fond of flag pins.

"This Is Clearly Treason By My Ever-Varying Definition That Never Includes My Own Treasonable Actions!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rathaus.

Because it's not like this sort of thing has ever happened before.  Only... for missiles, to name a hypothetical.

"Many, If We Could Only Return To The Halcyon Days Of Bush!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down with the traitors.

Ahhh... Concern troll is concerned.  And wants you to forget that his solution to all this is...

LOOK AT THE PRETTY BIRD!

"I'm Sticking By The Leperous Color Scheme!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because great atomic power.

Yeah.  It's funny how Muir's attempts to approve his art generally wind up looking creepy and awful, isn't it?

"Gimme Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barbara Radizwill.

Perhaps someone should point out to him that donations to keep a comic running aren't really how the free market works at all...

Ehh, he hasn't managed to figure that out so far...

"This Is SO Going To Turn Out To Be A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because more than just survival.

And in two years, this will be one of those constantly referenced items from within the right wing bubble that can't live outside of them...