"They Are Unworthy And Weak, As They Won't Go Full Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oleander.

Yeah.  Sure.  Right.  Republicans problem is they're too nice and yielding.  Right.

"How Dare They Attack Our 51st State!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because salve.

Ahh, the surest sign of patriotism--loyalty to the aims of another nation over your own, and regardless of any ethical concerns.

"I Mean, They're Clearly Not Mexican! So Why Should They Have To Wait?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piccolo.

Well, on the one hand we missed having Damon explain the inner decadence of liberalism to Skye again.  On the other--we got this strip, which demonstrates that Muir doesn't even think through his complaints...

"See! This Is What All Liberals REALLY Want!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scrambled eggs.

And two to one, Muir uses his fake black man and his fake liberal to have a fake discussion tomorrow.

"Now, Let's Destroy Our Cellphones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pom far.

Guns.  The answer to all of life's problems, in the Muirverse.  Including guns.

Pinups From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because I have heard the rumors of the Thugee cult.

And the worst thing about Muir's softcore?\

He's so bad at it.

"And This Shows How We're The Good Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cuckoo's a pretty bird.

The evil decadence of the left must be fought, so that the good decadence of the Right may triumph!

"Maybe... Damn It, Can't Think Of A Crass Sex Joke To Top That One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's the gum.

Ahh... DbD's twin fortesses of sexism and racism.  Could Muir even write the strip without them?

I wager 'no'.

"I Mean--Assassination And Rule By The Gun--These Are GOOD Things, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's day and night she followed him.

But remember, folks, if the Secret Service were to start checking on these heavily-armed people who seriously talk about killing the President, it'd be tyranny. 

"If It Ain't Snake-Handler, It Ain't REAL Christianity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red coat.

And Zed and Sam are proud that they are not fooled by the CONSPIRACY!  They know that real Christian groups treat poverty--with harsh raps on the skull, for being lazy!

"Doubtless, She Will Be Fo-Shizzling!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll be in my great castle--inquire for Reynardine.

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Yeah.  To paraphrase Zero Mostel, "they think they're witty".

"And This Proves It's All Hokum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Madadayo!

Somehow, I get the impression Muir was just thrilled to write those opening panels.

"I Have Seen It In A Flying Saucer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was indescribable.

America's racists just keep getting crazier, don't they?  There's no bottom--they just keep falling further and further down...

"We Must Protect Our Sacred UltraBigotry From The Bigots Who Think Hating People Is Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because schlemiel.

Yes, you're the good and noble ones here.  Somehow.  Right.

"We've Got To Nip It In The Bud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I Capture the Castle.

And remember folks--Muir's imaginary black friend sees what a big deal this is.  Don't you?

"Doesn't He Understand That Racial Issues Are A Zero-Sum Game?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because madness.

Chris Muir, demonstrating once again why he shouldn't talk about some subjects...

"They're The Nazi-Analogues! Not The Self-Appointed Border Guards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Midnight Express.

Amazing how Muir always insists, against large amounts of evidence, that his side is the persecuted ones in any arrangement...

"We Aren't Racist! We Have Imaginary Black And Hispanic Friends!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bulgaria.

Ahh, the modern Right's answer to racism.

Insist doesn't exist.  They like black people, and just wish they wouldn't be so uppity...

"And That Is Why The Killing Shall Begin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandru Lăpușneanu.

You know the funny thing about that whole 'future spree killer' rant is that Muir remains convinced that the country is now on his side, and soon, soon, President Blacula's doom will be nigh.

This about the twentieth time he's prophesized the upcoming revolution, and it's gotten ever more tiresome.

"Shun The TAINTED ONE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Prester John.

I'm half expecting them to launch into that clone scream from the Invasions of the Body Snatchers remake...

"They Should Understand That Women Are The Inferior Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm a lonely boy.

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Those children are still demonspawn. 

"And Let's Not Forget The Fluoride In The Water, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and midgets.

So... does the fact that this evil plan doesn't make any sense whatsoever matter to Muir?

Oh, what am I saying.  Of course not.

"You See, If You Don't Understand Things, It's Easy To Make Everything A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tiger fudge.

Man, I'm having Clinton flashbacks.  Because that was the thing with Clinton--back when he was President, you didn't just hear that he was a bad president, you heard he was bad period, and involved in vast conspiracies to smuggle drugs, kill people, and undermine the nation.

And this from people who'd looked the other way when a previous President had authorized selling weapons to terrorists.  So that we could finance OTHER terrorists.

"Clearly, He Is Just Being Random And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the mirror on reflection, has climbed back on the wall.

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Yes, of course, the President WANTS this to happen, so that he can... do something.  LOOK, JUST ACCEPT THAT HE'S EVIL INCARNATE, OKAY?

"And A Bunch Of Crazy People Who Belive Shit Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Homburg.

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This manages to be simultaneously pathetic and subtly nerve-wracking.

"It Was A Fraud! The Burger Wasn't Actually Gay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sulfur.

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And remember, folks, Damon is supposedly highly intelligent.

"We Should Just Torch It All! Let The Free Market Decide Whether People Need Fingers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because windblown.

The first rule of being a female character in DbD--always be posing.

"Patriotism=BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jonathan Sumption.

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Never since Fellini has a man succeeded in making nudity so unappealing.  And Fellini did intentionally.

"Why, I Wish I Could Kill And Skin The Whole Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Beer Hall Putsch.

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The irony, it is biting...

"And Fantasizing About Killing The President Through Inhumane Methods Proves How American We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the faithful hussar.

Of course, in the real world, I'd give Muir's pals exactly five minutes if they tried to actually seize control of a government. 

"Seriously--The Check Is In The Mail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Judex.

The lack of talent here is quite painful, when you get down to it...