"See! It's All Very Scientific!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Scots wha hae.

Why do I suddenly feel like I've wandered into a discussion with Tom Buchanan?

"Ah! More Proof That THEY'RE The REAL Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Flight of the Bumblebee.

Ahh, yes.  That's what needed to happen.  The pit needed to be dug even deeper. 

"I Can't See What's Wrong With This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zappos.

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You know, I expected Muir's response to Ferguson to be bad.  I didn't expect it to be so hypocritically, stupidly bad, a combination of dehumanizing racism that treats blacks as if they were animals and Muir--the man who sees threats in phrases--declaring that blacks are being a bunch of hysterical babies about the entire matter.

"He Is Now Automatically Not The President Anymore! I'm Sure About This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll have what I'm having.

Remember--Obama is the dangerous traitor to the nation.  Not the people living in a compound, fantasizing about killing him.

"I'm SURE This Is What It Means, Anyway!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because monitor.

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The stupid never stops.  It just doesn't... stop...

"See! These Things Are EXACTLY Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alias Nick Beal.

So apparently, the idea is that Damon is only acting like a creepy jerk as a form of political protest. 

One wonders when he started...

"And Teaching Satanism In School!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wood pulp.

Ahh, yes.  The insane claims about sex ed parroted by Right-wingers.  Decades have passed, but they just keep getting crazier.

And Hans Christian Anderson Joins The Horde That Muir Has Turning In Their Graves...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man, after the last few days of utter crazy, this is almost a disappointment. Oh, sure, Muir waxing misogynistic and the worst Emperor's New Clothes scenario yet, but it's still lacks the full-fledged nuttiness we've been seeing.

"No, Seriously, Only The Cray-Cray Can Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the doffing Mistress.

And the bad mixed metaphors just keep coming. This one doesn't quite top the utter craziness of yesterday, but let's give Muir some time.

"And Then Stalin Slaps Him With A Fish!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tom Thumb.

Somehow, that badly done, lunatic stew of mixed metaphors epitomizes everything that is DbD.

"And If She Was Offended By The Shirt, She'll Go Apeshit Over This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because petit mal.

And that's how you prove what a person's charging while attacking them. 

"Whereas We Are Revolutionaries Fighting For Oppressed Well-to-do White Males Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Solutions.

So, we're getting another "Jan and Damon stay in the same spot, and talk" run of strips.  I'd say at least they're easy to draw this way, but Muir has managed to make them both look like rubber-boned, eyeless freaks, so apparently not.

"The Stupid Hippies! Not So Groovy Now, Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cranberry.

Now, guess what generation is keeping the Republicans in power? 

But then Muir tends to operate by a sort of magical intuition instead of the mere facts, and there are scalps to be taken for Vietnam...

"This Is Just Another Example Of The All-Powerful Conspiracy That's Out To Get Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dragonfly

Ahh, yes.  All the self-awareness of  a lump of cheese...

"Clone, Clone Of My Own..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Donar's oak.

As Sam once again proves she's basically Zed as a woman, I feel obligated to note the big sport for the Romans wasn't gladiator fighting--it was chariot-racing.  And that the latter was generally more deadly than the former.

Just food for thought.

"How Dare They Be Offended By Offensive Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because processed with alkali.

You know, this ALMOST makes you miss Victorian hypocrisy, where the sexist jerks knew they had to at least PRETEND they were being respectful to women as they disrespected them. 

Then you remember about bustles, corsets, and the utterly crap divorce laws...

"Our Latest Obsession Is Clearly The Greatest Issue In Politics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

Wonder how long this one will last...

"He's A Dead White Male, So He Has To Be On My Side!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because your pitiful planet is doomed.

The creepy crazyfail just keeps on going.  And going.  And going.  And Muir and his fans keep thinking there is something daring and profound in all this...

"My Stenciled Nude Is Proof Of My Awesomeness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

Yes, demonstrating your eternal 12 year oldness is how you win.  Right.  Sure.

"My Insults And Sexism Prove I'm Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Chess Box Set.

The knowledge that this is a war they are definitely losing is a great consolation to me...

"Yes, We Who Know That All Those Troublesome References To Liberty And Equality Were Added By The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 54-46 was my number.

Muir is never so stupid as when he is saluting himself for being so smart.

"Of Course This Also Invalidates All Our Crazy Paranoid Theories, But--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Golden Horde.

Remember, folks, 38% voter turnout = incredible mandate.   Now here's some more word salad and nudity to get you to swallow all this.

"This Way, We Can Make Sure Our Daughters Never Are Exposed To Any Fresh Viewpoints!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gunpowder plot.

The nudity is there to distract us from the fact that the move to the compound is now complete...

"And This Isn't Creepy At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shadows in the Dark.

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It's hard to believe that Muir could make this more objectionable--but he did.

"How Best To Celebrate This? Of Course! Crude Sex Jokes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Columbia Workshop.

So, remember all those crazy paranoid things that were supposed to happen, but didn't?

Because apparently Muir doesn't.

"They Should Be Calling For His Summary Execution! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vic and Sade.

And this is why I fully expect this victory to be pissed down the GOP's leg in virtually no time at all.  They've got to placate the cray-cray.

"He Used To Read Me 'The Life of John Birch' To Help Me Get To Sleep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick house.

I'm pretty sure Wade screams about those commie government goombah, even as he goes to cash his Social Security check...

"Clearly, This Is The Gravest Injustice EVAR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Young Tambling.

And again, remember the days when Jan didn't just confirm whatever crazy crap Muir was pushing?

"Thus Said The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orff.

When the characters you want to sound like sane neutral onlookers sound instead like crazed fascistic thugs, your effort at satire has gone greatly off the rails.

You Can Hear The Imaginary Canned Laugh Track In Your Mind...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he struck his wife through the heart.

And Muir thinks these are strong female characters, remember...