"How Are Racist Asswipes Responsible For Anything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Semper Augustus.

Remember--there are no deep-rooted problems in our society, except the ones that result in stupid people trying to mess with perfection.

"Perfection" meaning the USA in the 1950s.  As these losers imagine it.  Not the pesky real 1950s.

"It Looks Like A Quip, So It Counts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because French toast.

To quote bad vaudevillians, these are the jokes, folks.

"They've Already Taken Away Our Godgiven Right To Lynch People! What More Do They Want?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because backpack program.

Next up--screaming at black people for not respecting authoritah.

Because Muir and Irony are sworn enemies.

And Sergio Leone Joins The Crowd That Muir Has Turning In Their Graves.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 99 luftbaloons.

"Yard apes".

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Charming.

"Will No One Speak For The Wealthy Straight White Male? No One?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 8.

 "Any attempt to deny our natural superiority is PERSECUTION!  It has to be!  It makes me FEEL BAD!"

"Heh, Heh, Heh--I'm Sure This Is All Revelant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because very superstitious.

Wow.  Muir reminds me that he can't draw when he isn't tracing.

They're Creepy, And They're Kooky...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because asbestos man.

Remember--even if something demonstrates a large part of Muir's worldview is false--that his slavish liberal media is... well, not exactly slavishly liberal... it doesn't count.  And really proves that Muir is even more right.

And also, enjoy the sexism!  Oodles of sexism!

"Yeah, They Are Sheeple, Unlike Us Who Know The Truth As Revealed By Fox!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Morocco.

To quote Elton John, I think it's gonna be a long long time...

"Only Crazy Libertarians And Right-Wingers Who Haven't Failed The Cause Are People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkin.

The bubble grows ever smaller.

"The Casual Nudity Is Only There To Strengthen The Satire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Professor Frink.

And again I say... at least two more years of this.  And probably many more.

"Me Discard A Batshit Misogynistic Theory? NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bowling pins.

And to think... two years of this.

Followed by four more, in all likelihood.

*sigh*

"Notice Me, Trudeau! Notice Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orme.

Translation: "Trudeau dares to have different opinions than me!  And win awards!"

"Hur Hur! I Is So Witty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by prescription only.

Sometimes, this strip functions as one massive Freudian slip...

"Cause, See, She Doesn't Act Like A Real Girl!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Stephen with a rose.

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Gonna be nice to see him weep and moan.

"These... These Are Jokes, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Battle of Anghiari.

Sometimes, Muir loses even his theoretical track of his subjects.

"The Cast Must All Be Brought Back Together! It Is In The Prophecy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

Amazing, isn't it, how no matter how Muir tries to expand his fictional world, it always comes collapsing back together, as if the whole thing is caught in the event horizon of the black hole that is his lack of talent...

"She's An Assassin, AND A Chef!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because babe, I'm leaving.

It's amazing that Muir's cast is so boring, when you get down to it.

Cue Canned Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little gnomes stay in their holes.

Ahh, and we're back to the sitcom from hell. "Can a family raise their children in a compound?"

"Yeah, I Am Totally A Better Artist Than Him! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Paths of Glory.

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This is just kind of sad, isn't it?

"This Drink Is So Good It's Paralyzed Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a cowboy.

I was going to talk about all the recycled panels, but instead I'll note that the present president of Argentina is a woman.

From the Peronist party.

"We're ABSOLUTELY Certain This Is The Case!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shellfish.

And here comes are old friend, the crazy wall of text, spouted, as usual by Damon.

"These Words TOTALLY Mean What I Think They Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flame on.

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It's damn good they're living in the compound.  The discovery that the country is not falling into chaos outside the bubble would kill them.

"If He Were Only A Complete Racist Loon, He'd Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nicaragua.

Yes, everyone should be more like a third-rate action movie star who had  a meme about his toughness start largely as a joke.  Goodness me, we can't try to UNDERSTAND things.  That would be unmanly.

"They Are Undermining Our Sovereignty, Which We Regularly Undermine, But That's Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

The Far Right.  Insanely paranoid about everyone who isn't them.  Wantonly naive about their own.  And thus apt to see oppression and plots where they don't exist, while ignoring real problems.

Hopping On The Meme Years Too Late.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alan Freed.

You know, it's actually a damn fine movie.

"They Will Infect Us With Their Otherism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because at the zoo with flamingos.

"How dare everyone else insist we don't have a special privilege to be assholes!  They are so persecuting us by doing that!"

"They Don't Understand The Need For He-Man Wimmen Hater Clubs!"

It's the Day's Day of Day!  Because unknown song.

Why does being a manly man seem to involve being an eternal 12-year old?

A New Episode Of... The Sitcom From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window.

Damon.  He's quality people.

"That's JUST Like Having A Christian Bakery Made To Serve Homosexuals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poor devils.

"We are the persecuted good ones!  You are the bad persecutors, taking away our right to persecute others!  And any confusion this causes only proves how inferior you are!"

Cue laugh track on... the sitcom from hell.

"They Are Oppressing Our Natural Rights To Be Bigots!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soon you'll sleep in the sand.

And as this episode of the sitcom from hell winds up we learn the moral--liberals and gays are bigots for not understanding the deep Christian right to be a bigot.