"Dis Prove How Right Jus We Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jalapeno.

Yeah, he went there.  Because being a sociopath doesn't mean you can't be self-righteous.

"This Is Assuredly What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Jackson

Ever notice how Muir's Obama now looks like some sort of Muppet?

An Epic Segue From Reality.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because halogen.

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Life is disappointing Muir at the moment, I think...

"This Is All So Astonishingly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because welcome to your gory bed, or to victory.

So, they invited him to serve as a punchline.  Happy to see they're admitting it.

"As Opposed To The GOP's Incredible Range Of Candidates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Book Page.

Once again, Muir uses his fake liberal to declare that she knows liberalism sucks, and is utterly not worth the effort.

It's like he's not even trying these days.

"Let's Just Make Things Up! It'll Help Us Avoid Admitting We Make The World Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green.

So clearly the solution is to just get rid of the government, and allow the rule of armed white guys to begin!  It will be awesome, until the massacres start.

"This Is TOTALLY A Real Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because not the window.

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I'm betting Muir's downing a lot of serum, right now...

"See! This Is What We Would Sound Like If We Were Racist Like Liberals Are Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because red ticket.

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Damn.

That's a lot of stupid in three panels.

"You Are All The Real Racists, And Nothing Is Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because notice to restrain from swimming.

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You know, most people would at least have the sense to stop talking when they started sounding like an excerpt from The Turner Diaries...

"Yeah, Even We Admit We've Got Trouble Here..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the kiss.

I am waiting for Muir to comment on the great Trump... occurrence.  Simply because you just know it'll be one to remember...

"Ha! A Brilliant Convoluted Swipe At The Clintons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little wing.

I think even Muir isn't quite sure what he's going to accomplish with this storyline anymore...

"Clearly, This Justifies Shooting Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because golden kettle.

Why is it that despite their claims to supports Jews, when a Right-winger draws a Jewish man they don't like, it comes out as something from Goebbels Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda?  It's like they can't help themselves...

"The Imaginary Uprising That I've Been Predicting Forever Will Be Happening Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shiva.

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The worst songfic ever has been created.  God help us all.

"He Was Impure, After All."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because table. 

And Muir continues to be ignorant that Genghis Khan is the purported originator of that quote, but then... it's Muir.  What do you expect.

"Sexism and Transphobia UNITE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ticket, please.

Sometimes, I like to think that this entire strip is an extended drunken fantasy on the part of Zed.

Which, let's be honest, is pretty close to the truth.

"So Says The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uncle Vanya.

It says something that Muir's strawmen version of Obama and his staff are constantly saying utterly absurd things that don't even operate on any internal logic whatsoever.  

"Aren't We Cutting Edge?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because belltower.

So... going on about a now irrelevant minor political scandal from the past...

...In an Austin Powers reference.

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'Dated' doesn't begin to cover it.

"Namedrop! Namedrop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because polycrylic.

Muir's limited skills as a tracer again render a purported homage into a sort of ghastly caricature...

"That's TOTALLY What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So, Muir doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about nuclear weapons.  Amongst everything else.

Enter The Vortex.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why have a lamp that you can't plug in?

I think his strip just vanished into a self-referential quagmire.  It's moments like this that you have to ask is Muir the present avatar of Nyarlathotep?  And if so, what can humanity do to save itself?

"I'm Certain There's A Joke There. Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budai.

...I think even Muir has lost track of what he wants to do with this storyline.

How Timely And Relevant.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leg cramp.

And with that cagy mind behind it, this business endeavor is sure to be a success...

Or not.

"Cause Not Being A Creep Makes You A Dirty Commie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because system shock.

Sometimes, Muir will just keep a plot going for no discernible reason.  It's... what he does.

"We Are So, So Sophisticated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because taffy.

I like to imagine that that drink is some horrible blend of Jagermeister and vodka that imagines its being sophisticated.

"This Is In No Way A Dangerous Business Model!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll mow it real quick.

Once again, we are left to assume there are a lot of badly-drawn breast enthusiast out there.

"This Thing Is NOW Outrageous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Molly Pitcher.

Gonna be a long two years...

"We'll Protect You From The Lizard-Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stop sign.

The worst news of their lives being that healthcare isn't dead, and that gays can marry.  Because when you're evil little shit, the fact that what you consider good is the pointless suffering of others tends to escape your notice.

"Yeah! Down With The Occupying Power That Was Legally Elected By A Clear Majority! Twice! WOOO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because handprint.

Times like this, I am glad soccer isn't as popular here as it is abroad.  Because then Americans would have to deal with right wing salutes of soccer hooligans on top of all the other crap...

"They Just Keep Bugging Us About Our Racism, And Our Hypocrisy! It's NOT FAIR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because picture frame.

Oh, dear God.

They imagine they're "civil".

The people who always manage to equal and even exceed the character created to be as rude as possible--think they are "civil".

This is just sad.

"We're Different! We're US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wolf Hall.

Yes.  It's very different.  They got it from a foreigner who they're sort of related to, who is involved in all sorts of illicit shenanigans.

"Gasp! The Indignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sampo means flavor.

The Right's wound up like that resentful cousin at the family reunion, who hoards grudges, and will go into a lengthy speech about the time Jennifer used her shampoo!  The good stuff, that she paid extra for!