It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the dream police they're trying to arrest me, oh nooooo....
And this is proof of their moral superiority, apparently...
Monday, August 31, 2015
Sunday, August 30, 2015
"I'm Being All Topical, An' Stuff..."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ice cube.
So, everyone is just getting mad over nothing, because liberals. THE END!
So, everyone is just getting mad over nothing, because liberals. THE END!
Saturday, August 29, 2015
"This IS TOTALLY A BIG DEAL!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ich dien.
So, months upon months of Muir declaring that SOON we will see what a piece of pure evil Hillary is, followed by him either ignoring the whole affair, or screaming "conspiracy" after the whole affair dissolves into the ether...
So, months upon months of Muir declaring that SOON we will see what a piece of pure evil Hillary is, followed by him either ignoring the whole affair, or screaming "conspiracy" after the whole affair dissolves into the ether...
Friday, August 28, 2015
"Cause She's Totally Going To Lose! Totally!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because downpressor man.
If you had any doubts Hillary was going to get the Democratic nomination, that should silence them, as Muir is consistently wrong. To the point where his rare "stopped clock moments" involve being wrong on the fundamentals on closer examination...
If you had any doubts Hillary was going to get the Democratic nomination, that should silence them, as Muir is consistently wrong. To the point where his rare "stopped clock moments" involve being wrong on the fundamentals on closer examination...
Thursday, August 27, 2015
"See? Liberals Just Can't Handle The Truth!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cloudy day.
Count on Muir to shit forth a vomit-inducing mass in response to a shooting. It's practically like clockwork.
Count on Muir to shit forth a vomit-inducing mass in response to a shooting. It's practically like clockwork.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ninja!
The Republican strategy to get the women's vote--yell at them.
It's a towering achievement.
Well, it's a tower of something.
The Republican strategy to get the women's vote--yell at them.
It's a towering achievement.
Well, it's a tower of something.
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
"It Sounds Like A Joke! Let's Go With This!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fjord.
I think Muir is rapidly losing whatever rough equivalent to a sense of humor he possessed.
I think Muir is rapidly losing whatever rough equivalent to a sense of humor he possessed.
Monday, August 24, 2015
"I See Nothing Ironic About This At All!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gerard.
The Trump fanboy going on about maturity.
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Gonna be a long election season.
The Trump fanboy going on about maturity.
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Gonna be a long election season.
Sunday, August 23, 2015
And Ridley Scott Facepalms.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Playford.
This is going to be one fiercely delusional election season for Muir, isn't it?
Fun times ahead.
This is going to be one fiercely delusional election season for Muir, isn't it?
Fun times ahead.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
"Man, It's Just Astonishing How Every Aspect Of Hillary Confirms Why She's An Evil Fascist!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Science Year!
And remember, before he starts explaining that the fact that she's blonde PROVES she's a Nazi--Damon is supposed to be very smart.
And remember, before he starts explaining that the fact that she's blonde PROVES she's a Nazi--Damon is supposed to be very smart.
Friday, August 21, 2015
You Know This Isn't Going Anywhere Good...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because laughing Buddha.
...
Yeah, this seems to be heading towards another repugnant conclusion where Skye is once again declared to be "asking for it", even if that isn't actually stated...
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Yeah, this seems to be heading towards another repugnant conclusion where Skye is once again declared to be "asking for it", even if that isn't actually stated...
Thursday, August 20, 2015
They'd Be Repulsive Even If They Were Well-Drawn...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ship to wreck.
And once again, Bob Marley has to watch a racist white dude appropriating his lyrics.
*sigh*
And once again, Bob Marley has to watch a racist white dude appropriating his lyrics.
*sigh*
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
"I Will Resent This, Until I Do Something Worse To You.:
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because red book.
...It's like he feels a burning need to remind us how terrible his cast is.
...It's like he feels a burning need to remind us how terrible his cast is.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
"Never Let A Joke DIE! NEVER!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sunshine almost always gets me high.
Clearly, this is an extraordinarily relevant gag...
Clearly, this is an extraordinarily relevant gag...
Monday, August 17, 2015
Sunday, August 16, 2015
"And That Was Tremendously Relevent!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because raccoon-cat.
I suspect this storyline, such as it was, was prolonged by the Trump surge.
Because, you can't expect Muir to give up jokes about a minor political scandal that happened years ago. Can't be done.
I suspect this storyline, such as it was, was prolonged by the Trump surge.
Because, you can't expect Muir to give up jokes about a minor political scandal that happened years ago. Can't be done.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
"Now We Will Know The Truth Of The Lizard People!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Michaelangelo.
And so we prepare for something that will combine the humor of a bad '80s sitcom with the viewpoint of a John Bircher....
And so we prepare for something that will combine the humor of a bad '80s sitcom with the viewpoint of a John Bircher....
Friday, August 14, 2015
Thursday, August 13, 2015
"Youse Is All Stupid An' Stuff!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ice cubes.
Yes, Muir. Everyone else is the idiot. Not you. Never you.
Yes, Muir. Everyone else is the idiot. Not you. Never you.
"We Have To Appease Them, Or Sky-Father Will Be Mad!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because charcoal.
Something tells me this entire series is going to go in a scary direction, before it's over...
Something tells me this entire series is going to go in a scary direction, before it's over...
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Monday, August 10, 2015
"Caring About What Wimmen Think? HA!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because golden tea kettle.
Muir has found his dream candidate--one who metaphorically punches things ALL the time.
Muir has found his dream candidate--one who metaphorically punches things ALL the time.
Sunday, August 9, 2015
"How Dare He Insult Our Greatest Champion EVAH!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young dudes.
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I don't know what's funnier--Muir's new mancrush on Trump, or the sweet, sweet sounds of internecine Right Wing fighting...
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I don't know what's funnier--Muir's new mancrush on Trump, or the sweet, sweet sounds of internecine Right Wing fighting...
Saturday, August 8, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
"Trying To Treat The Homeless As Human Beings Is The Worst Sort Of Corruption There Is!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Harpo.
Once again Muir uses a word that does not mean what he thinks it means...
Once again Muir uses a word that does not mean what he thinks it means...
Thursday, August 6, 2015
"Yep. This Is Assuredly What's Happening!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because medicine.
Once again, even Liberal Jan recognizes the wickedness and depravity of her side.
Once again, even Liberal Jan recognizes the wickedness and depravity of her side.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
"It's A Crash Course For Wackiness!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Minstrelry of the Scottish Border.
I bet there's going to be a lot of stunning fake revelations starting tomorrow....
I bet there's going to be a lot of stunning fake revelations starting tomorrow....
Monday, August 3, 2015
"I See No Irony In This At All!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sunshiney day.
Muir painting himself as a champion for women, in characteristic cluelessness...
Muir painting himself as a champion for women, in characteristic cluelessness...
Sunday, August 2, 2015
Written For, By And Starring Angry Drunk White Guys.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because katydid.
Ahh, yes. Because if you don't stand up for lion poachers now, they'll come after you when you poach a lion. One of these days.
Just like they'll come after you when you make that million dollars. Eventually.
Ahh, yes. Because if you don't stand up for lion poachers now, they'll come after you when you poach a lion. One of these days.
Just like they'll come after you when you make that million dollars. Eventually.
Saturday, August 1, 2015
"We Will Not Dignify It As An Actual Religion!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because thunder.
And Muir apparently thinks these people are charming...
And Muir apparently thinks these people are charming...
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