"Guilt By Exceedingly Tenative Association Is Totally A Valid Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shepherd's crook.

It's like watching a bad game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.  And one the Republicans really shouldn't play thanks to this handy dandy two stepper.

Jimmy Savile--Margaret Thatcher.

And let's not forget what happens when we add the Catholic Church hierarchy into the mix...

"My God! The JBS Was Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tea cups.

The paranoid lunacy is strong with this one.

Remember--a nation of 318 million is going to be overthrown by a few hundred thousand desperate refugees.

Because Islam.

"Yeah, We're The Defenders Of Truth And Righteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick.

No, Muir isn't shutting out the world because it's insisting on disagreeing it! He's doing it because he's encountered a HIGHER reality!

"And This Article Explains Why It's Utterly Worthwhile To Doubt The Moon Landing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lorne Greene.

...This borders on self-parody.  This reminds me of the late Iraq days when Muir was stubbornly shutting his eyes, and declaring a secret victory that we, the uninitiated, simply could not comprehend.

"We're Ignorant Bigots, And PROUD Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Homeric.

It says something that Muir thinks shit like demonstrates how awesome his asshole protagonists are...

"Which Is Another Way Of Saying He's A Sexist Asshat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china boot.

You honestly wonder if Muir's crazy buddies are flattered when he draws them like that.

Because we can all agree they shouldn't be...

"He's A Guy Who Says Things That Validate My Opinions, While Letting Me Think That There's Science Involved!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because copper roof.

Among Mr. Clarey's great deeds--calling for a boycott of the latest Mad Max film.  Because 'feminism'.

Quality thought, right there.

"They Should Vote For Us! We'd Let The Corporations Dump In The River Directly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all hail the new kids.

This is going to be a week of Muir bitching randomly, isn't it?

A Grasp Of History Most Schizophrenics Would Envy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow sign.

Muir literally knows next to nothing about the Nazi Party.  Really.  He has no idea what he's talking about and so whatever stupidcrazy thing he reads on the Internet becomes his reality.

"They Are TOTALLY Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heterodox.

The guy salivating over the prospect of deporting all Mexicans--somehow--is declaring his opponents are Nazis.

Again.

"Yep! Boy, The Dems Don't Have Anybody To Compete With Our AWESOME Slate!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because junk bonds.

Ahh, the sound of Muir boldly rejecting the world's reality and asserting his own.

Gonna be a fun year...

"Yeah, They Are So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tell me, did you you fall from a shooting star?

Ahh, this old canard.  Astonishing how Muir's utter manliness makes whining like this all right, isn't it?

"Yes, They Will Magically Rush Across The Atlantic To Destroy Us Thanks To Liberal Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes I go and walk the street behind a green sheet of glass.

Good to see Muir's skills as a prognosticator remain... well, what they've always been.

"I Use Words That Don't Mean What I Think They Do A LOT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edward IV.

Muir's "reason" being "crazy, bigoted assertions that make no sense".

But hey--he's showing his greatest enemy, the Republican Party.

GO MUIR!

"Stick With Your Hideous Racism, And Combine It With The Poor Are Vermin, And All Will Be Well."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pallid bust of Pallas.

You know, leaving aside this... misreading of Trump, a man who would rather eat glass then listen to criticism, let us once again gawk at the poverty of Muir's imagination, which continues to be dominated by sad wish-fulfillment scenarios, like possessing some strange mouthpiece that folks like Trump have to listen to.

And then let us stare at that awful Spanish.

"El Dorado Dad Has Much Wisdom To Impart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because longhouse.

Where does El Dorado Dad's money come from, anyway?  Nothing we've seen suggests a particularly savvy wheeler-dealer, despite constant assurances of this fact...

"I Uncritically Accept Everything You Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sigrid Undset.

Yep.  And remember, if Jan says this, it must be true, because she's so liberal.

"Clinton Is Ugly! An' Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because negative.

That strip is a combination of awful misogyny, and "My mom says I'm cool!"

Drum Beat.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jolene, Jolene.

This makes the Dr. Goldfoot movies look like the epitome of good taste and sterling wit.

Sleazy Sitcom From Hell Commence!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green chair.

And then there are other times, when you think Muir is trying to create a hellish anti-humor strip to end the world...

"A Recycled Joke To Go With The Recycled Art!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jube jube.

At times like this, you wonder if Muir remembers he's used jokes before.

For YEARS in some cases.

"He Does Not Sufficiently Love The Troops!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters.

Yes.  Only Republicans love the troops.  Which they prove by starting massive wars, everywhere.

"Yeah, Everyone To Our Left Is A MARXIST! And A Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china plate.

And Muir still doesn't know what Marxism actually is.  But hey--he doesn't need to know what lots of things are to hate and fear them, doesn't he?

"Yeah, She Has Literally Sold Her Soul To Satan! LITERALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who get's a unicorn tattoo?

Yes, doubtless Hillary is quaking in her boots against the astonishing credibility of Donald Trump.

"He Fills Me With Hope. And Other Feelings, That Are Weird And Disturbing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a secret.

I think Muir is very confused right now.

Which is always the case, but this is the first time he is aware of being confused.

Mumble, Mumble, Hillary Sucks.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ritz crackers.

...

I think the joke just vanished up its own proverbial ass.

"This Is My Famous Trump Charm!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire escape routes.

So, did Trump LOSE Muir's favor by signing a non-binding pledge, or does he still carry it?

It's going to be amusing to see the answer.

"Yep! This Is Clearly A Brilliant Line Of Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hatrack.

Because Muir never lets a chance to show off a particularly vomitous argument that actually damages himself.  Over and over again.

"They Just Don't See How Necessary It Is To Do Something Stupid And Unfeasible!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'ndrangheta.

Yeah, I'm sure Zed and his Pa are going to rush out and pick that fruit, if given the opportunity...

"Yup. Durin' My Long Tenure As A Board Member Of The John Birch Society!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I am not a charitable foundation.

Well, it's good to see that Zed got his inability to properly define communism from his pa...