"Yeah, I Have An Amazing Grip On The Administration's Foreign Policy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Scottish Borderers.

Wow.  Muir can't help but imagine that Obama and his staff are exactly the same sort of racist as he is. 

It's... kind of amazing the sheer amount of wrong in this strip...

"More Proof That He's Vain And Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sky was overcast and black.

As opposed to Muir, who memorized the day... with bad cheesecake drawings.

Muir's tank must be running low at the moment...

I suspect it's the holidays.

"We're Planning On Unleashing Our Hellspawn On The World Soon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whey powder.

And Muir continues to draw children as mutant goblins...

And The Laughs Never Start.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never eat the lutefisk.

The most amusing thing about this strip is that Muir imagines this is fascinating.

Ha... Ha...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cream of tartar.

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So, apparently even Sam's best friend can imagine her essentially committing acts of prostitution. 

Sometime, this strip reminds you that it's about a bunch of loathsome sociopaths.

"They Plot Against Us Constantly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snowfall.

I could focus on the dull, unremarkable joke, but instead, I will focus on the facts that Sam has apparent paralysis, and Jan's eyes have vanished in the third panel.

Reality is breaking down.

"I... Really Have No Idea What That Means..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because international town.

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That was some painfully bad writing there.

"And The Name Of That Planet Was... EARTH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because half-life.

Sometimes, Muir lets Jack Daniels cowrite.   Other times, his friend takes the primary honors.

"Cause Like Every True Patriot, I Despise My Own Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fancy useless fireplace.

Remember, government bad.

Except for the military, which doesn't count.

Somehow.

"Anarchy Will Make Us Strong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kuranes.

And more of the creepy breast-feeding fetish.  It has been awhile, hasn't it...?

"It's A What Do You Call It... Medaford!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big boy bomb.

And Muir's fictional scenario wherein all of his fears are absolutely justified--is an incoherent mess where his point is difficult to discern.

Sort of like Atlas Shrugged in comic form...

"That's Clearly The Evil Plot! CLEARLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lord said "Go to the devil."

And Muir shows his dauntless courage by accusing a mass of desperate refugees, many of them women and children, of being an evil army that wants to destroy Murica.

Cause it takes a brave man to be so thoroughly gutless.

"Somehow, Women Resent Being Told To Go Back To The Kitchen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rotisserie.

And this is why real Muir is unmarried, unlike fake Muir...

"He's A Gay Commie Islamofascist, Is What He Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Napoleon.

And remember, this is proof that Muir is a brave Murican.

And not proof that Muir is a cowardly, hysterical bigot whose jingoism is about demanding violent action on others' part to serve as an easy answer for his own sense of powerlessness.

"Crazy Evil Bigotry Is The Answer To Everything! Including Crazy Evil Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dead flies.

As usual, Muir comforts the victims of terror by telling them that he is contemplating more terror and bloodshed.

That he is always contemplating, but in this case, it would be in their honor.

Really.

"Human Dignity Is A Commie Concern!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because copper roof.

And once again, we are forced to deal with a member of the Right having no idea what they are protesting actually means...

"Ha Ha Ha! A Sexist Crack About Hillary! Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because high winds.

And Muir shows just why he imagines that Trump is a classy guy that can save America.

"Also, You're Fired."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tornado warning.

Imaginary Trump is actually less cartoonish then Real Trump.  Who'd a thunk it?

Sad Trumpet Music.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dog stares at you with sad eyes.

Oh, Russian Guyovitch.  Will you ever learn?

"His Hair May Be Fake, But His Heart Is Real, And Filled With Holy Hate!"

It's the Day's Day of  Days!  Because church steeple.

Man, Muir's really kind of lost right now, isn't he?  He blew up his planned plots, and now... he's just spinning his wheels...

"With Black Beans! And A Nice Jug A Moonshine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Coeurl.

Of course, Zed is only kidding.  In reality, he's raising his girls with love and care in the compound, protected from the hideous anarchy outside...

"I Get All My News Straight From God Beaming Into My Head!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ecce.

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I'd say that Muir has no idea what the word "fascist" means, but that's always been so.

However, since he's calling George Soros a Nazi, it's clear that he has even LESS idea what that means...

The Married Couple That Are Eternal Frat Boys. Both Of Them.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuco.

I want the doctor to say 'You know what?  Any potential complications are your own business.  See you losers."

"And Also A Shitload Of LGBT Protections, But That Doesn't Matter. BATHROOMS, PEOPLE! BATHROOMS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because children.

Actually, it was in Houston, but... never mind that.  Every victory against the evil forces of "not us" must be magnified.

"Man, It's Great That I Can Never Be Bothered To Research Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Simon Bar Sinister.

White... Nick Fury...




Oh, well. At least it distracts of Damon being his usual awful self...

"This Totally How Things Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a box of Harlequin Romance novels.

Wow.  Now I'm reasonably sure Muir hasn't actually been anywhere near a hospital in some time...

"And Next, He'll Save AMERICA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because read the signs.

I'm going to wait for Muir's latest mancrush to implode.  It's going to be fun.

"Man, This Was A Great Idea!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amadan Dubh.

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So now we have to sit through this... again.  Only mildly different.

So It Was A Dream Within A Dream.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom boom boom boom.

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So, it was all a dream.

Within a dream.

Now we just need a shot of butterfly, to make it all... perfectly ridiculous.

Chris Muir.  The man who paints himself into corners trying to get out of the corners he's previously painted himself into.