Still Trying For The Sexy. Still Failing Miserably.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two whole minutes underwater.

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I find efforts to understand the mindset of fans who praise Muir's fans for his drawings alien to my mind.  And genuinely frightening at times.

Now Let Us Be Revolting Together!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a forbidding landscape.

This is sort of like a redneck Seinfeld that imagines it's a redneck Friends...'

Only without the humor.

A Brilliant Political Metaphor, Delivered Through Sexism.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Sentinels.

As we continue the longest immobile car ride ever, I will acknowledge that Muir's mastery of suck is such that he managed to find a way to make this continuing riff on the theme of the uniforms worse.

"It Will Be Like A Strip Club! Only With Less Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because custard.

I'm starting to wish he'd just show the damn uniforms.  So he'd stop talking about how awful they were for awhile.

"Let's Build Up Interest In The Awful Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then there should be rocks coming out of it.


It just goes on, and on...

An Ass Trying To Draw An Ass...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Strigiphilus garylarsoni.

You know, when I started doing this, I never imagined the life of Muir's cast would reach these levels of dullness and surrealness. Simultaneously.

"Thank Goodness I Am One With The HiveMind And Its Blessed Unity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down to the pier.

Ahh, look at those lovely batshit blocks of text...

Go into the bubble, Muir.  It is your salvation...

"Don't They Realize They're Unclean Scum?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because annoying cell phone tune.

The demonspawn continue to horrify...

"Oh, Redneck! You Lovable Creep You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sirens.

And yet another character who also happens to fit the serial killer profile.  Fun.

"They Is All Criminals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

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He really thinks this is brilliant and insightful. 

"I Joined The Hive Mind. You Know That."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Helicent.

Ahh, yes, Muir revealing the great truths that can be revealed by the lessons of his idiot sock puppets...

"He's Just Admiring How Nicely I Balance Sex And Death!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Great Northern War.

See what I mean?  Would you want this anywhere need a woman you knew?

"I Mean Think Of It! Sharing A Bathroom With A Male!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rococo.

Oddly enough, I'd feel the average woman would be safer sharing a bathroom with a transwoman then being anywhere in the general vicinity of the average MRA...

"All Because They Named Ships After Democrats, And A Hispanic Labor Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because handbag.

I suppose no one has ever mentioned the USS Jimmy Carter to Muir...

"This Proves My Incredible Understanding Of The Subject!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Clan Ross.

And Muir continues to not know much about anything.

"I Fight For My Individuality In The Hive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marbles.

The angles of these panels are an assault on Euclidean geometry.

"Guns Just Make Everything Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gelato.

As Jan harks back to the days when she was not of the hive mind, and Sam attempts the stupidest pro-gun argument ever, we once again wallow in the strange intersection of sex and violence that is Muir's love of artillery...

"Damn The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neoclassical.

And Muir continues his move to ever greater levels of flipping insanity, as more and more of the world outside his little bubble is declared enemy territory...

A Slice Of Life In Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the great events.

Those kids continue to horrify and astound.

"This Shows How Awful She Is! And Not How Awful I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because calisthenics.

This is really all kind of sad, when you get down to it.

"How Dare They Rail Against Our Ignorance And Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why kale?

Right.  It's not like you people are threatening us all out of misbegotten contrarian pride, and corruption.

Except, you know, it is.

"Clearly, This Is The Perfect Place For A Race Joke."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the tired horses in the sun.

Worth noting--the actual article puts the blame at Congress' feet, and suggests a more complicated situation than Muir seems to imagine.

But then, he doesn't really read things, does he?

"This Is Totally Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leg cramp.

Reality avaunt! Muir needs you naught!  He has a world built of rumors and innuendo!

"Man, The Commufascists Will Use Any Tactic They Can To Defeat Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a natural high.

Muir's twisted alternate universe continues to spin gleefully away from actual reality.

"It's Our Terrible Scifi Premise. Just Roll With It."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey, it's that guy.

And now even the extras start to rebel against the insanity...

In Muir's Heart, Bad 80s Comedies Are Still King.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a magazine called catster.  And yes, the first letter is lower-case.

You know, the worst thing about Muir's cheesecake attempts is that he is so bad at it...

"Trump Understands The Natural Order!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thumbelina.

The funny thing about Muir's brand of "being left alone" is it tends to operate on the assumption that he and his are a sort of superior "alpha predator" sort, and thus will benefit from this arrangement.

Which is ironic, and not just because of the way Muir throws around the word 'fascist'.

"Arrgh! Girlz! Cooties!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the jackalope.

This has been one insane set of rants...

"Can You Handle The Truth About THE ILLUMINATI?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do apes read Nietzsche?

I'd say this is the race that broke Muir, but given his starting state, I'd say it's more that this is the one that sent him swirling away from anything remotely resembling actual reality.

"Racist Drivel ENGAGED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

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As there is nothing really to say about Muir hitting a new low in racism, I offer the joys of listening to Aretha Franklin singing "Respect" as a consolation for any viewer who is trying to keep from punching the screen of their computer.