It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pink card.
Yeah, I don't think of the Rebel Alliance when I think of Donald Trump. More Jabba the Hutt.
Only, Jabba's not quite as hideous.
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Monday, May 30, 2016
"Oh, And It Will Also Make Things Tough For The Poor And Blacks! So Win-Win!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because magic paintbrush.
Muir thinks that's a winning argument. Really.
Muir thinks that's a winning argument. Really.
Sunday, May 29, 2016
"The Nudity Makes A Daring Point! That I Like Nudity!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Los Angeles.
Muir's endless desire to hatefuck his own fictional creation remains a thing of wonder.
Muir's endless desire to hatefuck his own fictional creation remains a thing of wonder.
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Stations Of The Cast.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dr. Zero.
"Indeed, the thought of his awesome impending victory has paralyzed me, so that I simply must sit here motionlessly."
"Indeed, the thought of his awesome impending victory has paralyzed me, so that I simply must sit here motionlessly."
Friday, May 27, 2016
"Why Haven't You Bloodily Deposed Him Yet, Damn It?"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've got marbles in my mouth.
Come on, Muir. They've got to nominate the lunatic now. Calm down.
...
Or don't. I have to admit watching him lapse into further insanity has a strange horrible charm.
Come on, Muir. They've got to nominate the lunatic now. Calm down.
...
Or don't. I have to admit watching him lapse into further insanity has a strange horrible charm.
Thursday, May 26, 2016
"And There's A Point To All This..."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beanie boy.
How many times has Muir subjected us to the pervy spy joke as he tried and failed at sexy?
That's no longer rhetorical. I've genuinely lost count.
How many times has Muir subjected us to the pervy spy joke as he tried and failed at sexy?
That's no longer rhetorical. I've genuinely lost count.
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
"That Would Mildly Inconvenience Me! The Horror!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because once upon a time, there was a city called Atlantis.
And the massive sense of entitlement goes on...
And the massive sense of entitlement goes on...
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
"Traitors! Filth! Impure! Impure!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because only the bat knows where he goes.
It's going to be fun watching Muir explain how everyone else is an evil threat, and not the talking yam who's openly advocating torture.
It's going to be fun watching Muir explain how everyone else is an evil threat, and not the talking yam who's openly advocating torture.
Monday, May 23, 2016
"It's A Pity They're All Traitors To The Cause!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flannel.
This is probably the most true information that Muir's put in the strip for a while.
Of course, it's joined to the belief in the purifying Trumpist wave so...
This is probably the most true information that Muir's put in the strip for a while.
Of course, it's joined to the belief in the purifying Trumpist wave so...
Sunday, May 22, 2016
And Stanley Kubrick Turns In His Grave.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jansenist.
Amazingly, there's no real quality difference between his supposed "basic drawings" and his regular ones.
Amazingly, there's no real quality difference between his supposed "basic drawings" and his regular ones.
Saturday, May 21, 2016
"You Are So Totally Right, Hive Member!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tabasco sauce.
The Hivemind awaits the glorious triumph of the Trump!
The Hivemind awaits the glorious triumph of the Trump!
Friday, May 20, 2016
"We NEED A Giant Impractical Barrier On Our Southern Border!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because china teapot.
Tell us about the Un's war against Charlie Chaplin, Muir...
Tell us about the Un's war against Charlie Chaplin, Muir...
Thursday, May 19, 2016
"Remember, You Are Budding Sociopaths!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because goblin.
At least these particular demonspawn are off screen at the moment, though doubtless we will soon get an awkward attempt by Muir to depict children again.
In the meantime, enjoy Damon apparently suffering from paralysis.
At least these particular demonspawn are off screen at the moment, though doubtless we will soon get an awkward attempt by Muir to depict children again.
In the meantime, enjoy Damon apparently suffering from paralysis.
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
"The Hivemind Has Spoken!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Queen of the Mist.
Muir is rapidly transforming into a pure ball of loathing and fear, isn't he?
Muir is rapidly transforming into a pure ball of loathing and fear, isn't he?
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
"It's An Attack of Preverts! Filled With Preversion!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because falange.
And yet somehow Donald Trump is your hope for moral renewal...
And yet somehow Donald Trump is your hope for moral renewal...
Monday, May 16, 2016
"This Is Clearly A Glorious Battle That Can Only Go Well For Us!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lyme disease.
I wonder how many variations of "Muir's puppets are all disgusted for 'Murica," we're going to see over the next few days?
I wonder how many variations of "Muir's puppets are all disgusted for 'Murica," we're going to see over the next few days?
Sunday, May 15, 2016
"He Is A Servant Of Teh Evul Gayz Conspeerasy!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because violin solo.
"Clearly, the sort of family I grew up with our objectively better. Which is proven because it produced me."
"...Why are you all laughing?"
"Clearly, the sort of family I grew up with our objectively better. Which is proven because it produced me."
"...Why are you all laughing?"
Saturday, May 14, 2016
"It's Like The World Stopped Treating Us Like The Good Guys On This One!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Nearer my God, to thee.
Golly, it's like a state government choosing to violate the 14th Amendment in the most ridiculous manner possible has... consequences. Who'd a thunk it?
Golly, it's like a state government choosing to violate the 14th Amendment in the most ridiculous manner possible has... consequences. Who'd a thunk it?
Friday, May 13, 2016
"Ha! An Amusing Racist Story!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hambone.
You just know the hivemind just LOVES stories like this, and forward them amongst themselves to reinforce that smug superiority they all share...
You just know the hivemind just LOVES stories like this, and forward them amongst themselves to reinforce that smug superiority they all share...
Thursday, May 12, 2016
"A City Of Impure Takers!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ring-a-ding.
So... how does Muir think the country should be run? Thuggish anarchy with dumb white guys like him at the top, and some vaguely dictatorial leader at the top of THAT?
Yeah, that sounds exactly like what the Founding Fathers wanted...
So... how does Muir think the country should be run? Thuggish anarchy with dumb white guys like him at the top, and some vaguely dictatorial leader at the top of THAT?
Yeah, that sounds exactly like what the Founding Fathers wanted...
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
"He Will Purge The Unworthy And The Heretic!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Alps.
This continues to be Muir's most awkward mancrush ever.
This continues to be Muir's most awkward mancrush ever.
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
"Oh, There Will Be So Much WINNING!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ant and the aardvark.
And every member of the hivemind agrees--Trump is awesomely awesome, and a HYUUUGE thing.
And every member of the hivemind agrees--Trump is awesomely awesome, and a HYUUUGE thing.
Monday, May 9, 2016
Wrong On So Many Levels.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because djinn.
Once again, Muir's desire to hatefuck his creation leads to something like this...
Once again, Muir's desire to hatefuck his creation leads to something like this...
Sunday, May 8, 2016
"And Then He'd Get Himself Plated In Fourteen Carat Gold!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the secret ingredient is love.
Yeah.
That will show the ex-President.
Yep.
Yeah.
That will show the ex-President.
Yep.
Saturday, May 7, 2016
"I Mean, Who Doesn't Like Mercury Pollution?"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mystic crystal revelations.
Muir's ability to watch things and miss their entire point is... rather startling when you get down to it.
Because, that wasn't the point of The Cloud Minders.
Muir's ability to watch things and miss their entire point is... rather startling when you get down to it.
Because, that wasn't the point of The Cloud Minders.
Friday, May 6, 2016
"They're Gonna Fuck Running A Blatantly Sexist Racist Creep Up, SOMEHOW!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ho hey!
Another cry of 'If only the wimps would stop keeping our hands away from the doomsday button!"
Gonna be a long six months.
Another cry of 'If only the wimps would stop keeping our hands away from the doomsday button!"
Gonna be a long six months.
Thursday, May 5, 2016
"Yeah! He Is TOTALLY Going To Beat Her!"
It's Day's Day of Days! Because don't go back in time, or you'll destroy yourself.
Right. I've no doubt she's panicking.
Right. I've no doubt she's panicking.
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
"Wow, White Men Are So Disadvantaged!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yellow cord.
Fake Muir is so lucky that his Fake Wife knows the Fake real story.
Fake Muir is so lucky that his Fake Wife knows the Fake real story.
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
"And If We're Pressed, This Is Satire, Not Libel!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because throw your misery down on me...
It's looking like Muir is just going to vanish in a cloud of delusion for the next six months or so.
Likely to be followed by going further into delusion after November...
It's looking like Muir is just going to vanish in a cloud of delusion for the next six months or so.
Likely to be followed by going further into delusion after November...
Monday, May 2, 2016
And Dickens Turns In His Grave.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Miles Standish.
As usual, Muir aspires to sexiness while having no clear idea what it is...
As usual, Muir aspires to sexiness while having no clear idea what it is...
Sunday, May 1, 2016
"The Outrage! The Outrage! The Utterly Hypocritical Outrage!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dr. Thorndyke.
This strip manages to be repulsive on so many levels, some times...
This strip manages to be repulsive on so many levels, some times...
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