"Yeah, Fake Chuck Schumer Is Horrible."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Pentateuch.

Sure, Muir.  The dumpster fire isn't happening.  Not if you insist you don't see it.

"And This Crazy Conspiracy Theory Is Why WE'RE NOT RACIST! The Defense Rests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shrines of the saints.

 Make the bubble strong, Muir.  Remember, you can simply will away failure, if you ignore it fervently enough.

"And That Is Why, My Hellspawn, We Must Kill All The Whales!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kleenex is trusted care.

...

Well, on the one hand, the child is getting a knowledge of history, politics, and marine biology that is completely wrong.

On the other, the child appears to be made out of rubber.

"They Are All Hellish Dystopias! The Leader Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

Meanwhile, Trump has lost a net 8 points in the Gallop poll.

In a week.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. I Am Totally Not Upset By This At All. Ha. Ha."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so long, Norman.

Yep.  This is going to be a long four years.

And Suddenly, It Was 'The Exorcist'.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no more I'll go waltzing matilda.

And suddenly, Sam looked like a troll doll.

"She Is Crude! Crude!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cribbage.





Gonna be a long four years...

"They Are Totally Awful, And Bad, And Don't Scare Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there are four lights.

Muir, a man who has to make repulsive fictional women for his fake selves to have sex with, sneers at a bunch of real women.

"It's A Plot! A Plot! A Subversive Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a moment of truth.

Ahh, yes.  Muir's racist "You da racist" card, now joining forces with his sexist "You da sexist" card.

Next up, bodily fluids rant.

Drunken Ramblings

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Cherokee nation will return.

You know, this is about what I expected from Muir--gloating, yes, but a constant iteration that they won, and they're the good guys, and all the others are bad guys who will go to prison, because they aren't them.

"Boob Jokes! They're All I Got!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what if Gordon Banks had played?

Well, let's see how long the honeymoon lasts for Muir, eh?

...Nauseating On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with the action-packed expense account.

Muir's eternal bachelorhood has rarely been so obvious.

Boob Fails To Draw Boob, News At 11.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tunnel of love.

Well, good to see Muir's sexuality remains as stunted, warped and pathetic as his politics.

The 'Carry On' Team Called...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Falkenburg.

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Oh, it's going to be a long four years...

"What Do Jews Have To Fear From The Fuhrer, I Ask You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frogs.

Ahh, yes.  See, Muir isn't antisemitic, because he loves his imaginary Jewish character.

And Israel.

But mostly his imaginary Jewish character.

So when he calls a Holocaust survivor a Nazi, he does it with love.

"It's Like He Doesn't Understand Circumstances Have Changed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't go under the apple tree.

The irony is biting.

"No, No, YOU Are The Puppet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a hard rain is going to fall.

Yes, Muir is the true patriot!  And all the people saying his hero is compromised by a foreign dictator?

Traitors all.

"So The Clintons! They Are Awful, Yes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hare hare.

Prepare for four years of trying to pretend that disasters aren't happening.

"And To Think They Said Nothing About The Kenyan Usurper!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't what to say the monkey won't do.

That child is grotesque.  Almost as grotesque as the mental gymnastics we are watching Muir begin.

"Right, So Now The CIA Are Our Enemy! And Always Have Been!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Bible Code.

Let's see who Muir declares eternal enemy next, Eastasia or Eurasia...

"See! A Pink Tank!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Antony.

At moments like these, one wonders how Muir is going to explain away his ravings about the powerful evil left wing conspiracy in the future.  Probably from the old standby of walking-briskly away, but... well, it will interesting to see.

"This Proves My Point. Somehow."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because undertow.

And Muir's skill at drawing has in many ways degenerated.  None of which changes the fact that every time term limits in a legislature have been enacted the result is lobbyists taking over.

"Trump Will Doubtless Destroy Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theme from A Summer's Place.

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...

Something to offend Beatles fans, and Jewish people.

"Have I Mentioned The Reptoids?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fortune favors the bold.

What makes this amusing, in a fashion, is that Muir doesn't realize how anti-Semitic he's being, or indeed, that he's being anti-Semitic at all.

"Nudity Will Distract From The Fact We're Badly Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Char the Great.

You have to wonder what happened to Damon's spine...

"Don't They Understand That White Supremacy Is In?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese that he's after.

I half expect Damon to go into a discussion of Ellison's fangs, and crooked tail.

"What About All The Imaginary Shit I Complained About?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Sadly, Muir, America does not practice damnatio memorae, so Obama is going to persist in having been president for the last eight years.

Of course, after four years of Trump, who knows what we'll be up for?

"Watch As I Construct A New Reality Out Of Scraps And Tatters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Michael Holt.

Muir is rather desperately trying to avoid looking reality in the eye, including who his new friends' buddies are...

"Doublethink AWAY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's the use of feeling blue?

Let's see how long Muir's admiration for various alt-right sites, and the President they support can coexist with their Putin worship.

And let's see which of these two things goes and which stays when they can't.

The Sitcom From Hell Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it is year one.

Cue the laugh track.  And my gag reflex.

"You Do Realize He's Still President, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because underground.

Gonna be a long year...