"Yes, They Are The Terrible Degenerates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Ends of the Earth.

Remember, Muir backs Trump.

Remember that.

"Boy, Good To Know Our Hatred Of Them Is Undiminished By Circumstances!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sophie's Choice.

And Muir hates on an ex-President, and a former Secretary of State and Presidential candidate while ignoring the indictment in the probe he insists is all a front.

"If I Don't Stand Up For Harvey Weinstein, Who Knows What Might Happen?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkerboard.

It's kind of amazing that Muir managed to move from an imaginary news blackout to something worse.  But he did.

"And This Is A Big Deal, Because My Imaginary Liberal Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because not quite a year since she went away.

And as usual, Muir distorts and even lies about what's happening to create a comforting picture for himself where he is the good and loyal patriot, facing an evil conspiracy to sap and impurify his bodily fluids.

"This Has To Be Treachery, Not Me Being Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, not at all.

And Muir curls into a little ball and yells "No, you are!" in defense against being a cheerleader for the sort of foreign-backed degenerate he was always insisting the Democrats were.

"Thank Goodness Trump Will Sort This All Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm gonna fight 'em off.

Like most cynics, Muir's supposed deep-rooted suspicion is generally directed at people who don't deserve it, while letting people who do off the hook.

"We Remain Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Royal Raspberry.

And the Romantic Comedy From Hell continues...

"We're So Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because march of the Nazghul.

...

...

Bears, with power tools.

"We Still Hate On Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Technology Associate.

Remember how this Presidency was supposed to be the grand fulfillment of all of Muir's desires?

I sometimes thinks he doesn't.

"We Gave Up Making Any Sense A Long Time Ago."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why not?

I think even Muir has forgotten what the point of all this is by now.

"And, Yes, Yes, It's Looking Like Another Fakeout!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Buffalo.

As Muir has done this sort of fakeout so many times now, it's gone beyond tiresome, I'll simply note that a show of humanity on Skye's part is nullified by her suddenly becoming a howler monkey.

"And Remember, This Time I Might Really Mean It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll polish him off.

Given that he's pulled this trick so many times, I'm waiting for the twist tomorrow.

But who knows?  Maybe this time he'll actually push the button, metaphorically speaking.

"Whenever Poochie Isn't On Screen, People Should Be Asking 'Where's Poochie?'."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as I was going to St. Ives.

That doesn't just fail the Bechdel test it causes it to sprout legs and run away from this work of fiction.

"Our Arrogant Insenstivity Towards Others Proves We're Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you are an Austrian nobleman.

...

This has been the latest installment of "Old Man Shouts At Clouds"!

"And I Say That Because I Will Kill Them. All Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddle faddle.

Yes, it's just like All in the Family, minus any sort of humor.

And he still can't draw those kids.

"Clearly, I Am Perfectly Equipped To Make This Joke!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pimples.

Well, at least it's not another strip about the spin-off.

"The Important Thing To Remember Is That Southern Whites Are Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blue Gardenia.

...

Well, it's going to be interesting to see how insane this gets.

It's looking like the answer is "very".

"It Only Gets Creepier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World History of Food.


Ahh, that lovely moment when the people who swear they're not Nazis state that they have to get the birthrate of white people up...

"Wow, You Really Have A Disturbing View On Women, Female Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Julius Caesar.

This is awful beyond awful.

"Ha Ha! Your Insanely Racist, Misogynistic Ideas Are Clearly Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm only human.

And remember, it's not sexist, because it's being written by pretend-Muir's pretend wife.

Oh, God, the amount of fail in this...

"This Totally Makes Sense, And Isn't Weird And Incoherent At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the balance sheet is breaking up the sky.

Yeah, because your eternal quest for your right to oppress others is EXACTLY like the American Revolution.

"I've No Doubt You're Book Will Have Much Epicness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant boots.

...Well, the site with this thing looks like it will have content soon.

I await with bated breath.

"A Hook For My Creepy Side Project!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you shine like a star.

Well, if it's like the rest of the strip, it will be... horrifying.

"Don't They See This Means Racists Will Win Forever?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thermos cup.

It's like he forgets 2006 happened.

"They Are Inhuman Scum! Kill Them All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chord of E.

...

Man, Trump wishes he looked that good.

"How Dare You Actually Do The Right Thing For Once!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a game of inches.

Yep, I await to hear about how Tillerson is an enemy any day now.

"So--Sessions Is Evil Now."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kudrow.

I await Tillerson's sudden purge from the good guys list.

"This Is What Democrats Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freshman 15.

Ahh, yes, a cheery fact-free version of what happened.

The evil moron.

"Never Gonna Give This Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes, you gotta mellow slow.

Truly, gun owners are the real victims here.

Besides all the dead people, of course.

"Not A Failure, Not A Failure, Not A Failure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to Unlimited Devotion.

And now that he has noticed the crisis, I wish that he hadn't.

"There's A Point To All This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tai Chi for beginners.

Meanwhile, people die in Puerto Rico.