"We Need To Ban It All, And Let Armed Paramilitaries Handle Everything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stamp collecting.

I suppose Muir would have rushed in whether he was armed or not, just like his hero.

Sessions Was Always The Enemy! ALWAYS!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you used to be the one.

Let's see who the next person Muir declares an unperson will be, mmmm?

"I Know I Would Be Brave, From All The Times I've Had Things Like This Happen In My Head."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Killer Kane.

Well, at least he isn't going down the "false flag" route.

Yet.

"The Eight Years Of Horror Between The Glory Of Dubya And Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar solo continues.

What makes Republicans and the Right so loathe peace, prosperity and the good will of other nations?

"Clearly A Joke That Needs To Go On!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar solo.

...

Yeah, that strip happened.

"Who's Up For Wacky Hijinks?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a little people magic if you will.

...

It says something that the annoying side characters are less annoying than the main cast.

"They Are All Phonies! Not Like Man Of The People Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because O Lady Moon shine down.

As there is little reason to discuss the same old Democrat-bashing, I'm going to focus on the fact that Jan has apparently lost her skeleton.

Which is a pretty good analogy for what's happened to her character in the story, actually.

The Robot Agrees With Me.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because love is breathing still.

It's the lack of... real eyes that makes them so horrifying, really.

And PG Wodehouse Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because o, Rock of Ages, do not crumble.

Of course, if Muir actually read the books, he'd know that Jeeves is the smart unflappable one working for an airhead.  But then, that'd involve actually being interested in the culture he pretends to champion.

Flogging The Dead Horse Puree.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the way we whimper and wail.

At this point, I'm wondering how long he can keep this up for.

Hopefully not too much longer.

"Everyone Is Awful, And Racist Against Whites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sooner or later...

When Muir started thinking walls of text were good cartoons, he turned a dark corner.

When said walls of text became word salad... he turned a darker one.

"How About Some Churros?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take my hand.

...

Yup.  This is certainly happening.

"Our Opponents Are All Corrupt And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

Muir just can't help have all his enemies be cackling hypocrites, can he?

Things Get Ever And Ever More Weird.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't where.

Next up, everyone confesses to the grand anti-Trump conspiracy.

"Back Font Of Satan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's giving me excitations.

 Man, I don't even like Amazon Echo, and that seems a bit much.

"This Is Incredibly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cigar boxes.

The unknowing irony of replaying the Cold War's greatest hits years after they've lost most of their relevance while going on about communists being obsessed with the past is deeply amusing.

"Soon We Will Purge The Unworthy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because axolotl.

Yes, why can't they be productive like the murderous compound dwellers?

"The Hive Of Scum And Villainy That Is Europe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because baby please.

...

This is starting to sound like Garth Marenghi going off about Scotland.

And It Goes On...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paul Williams.

Well, it's good to see that Damon is now fully back to justifying white racism as a fictional black guy.  It's been awhile, actually.

Somehow, He Thought This Was A Good Idea.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sibley.

The horrible fever dream continues.  Because of course it does.

A Sort Of Awful Fever Dream...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Beck is a Scientologist.

As we continue this absurdist nightmare, let's remember that Italy has suddenly turned into Mad Max world in the last few strips, because, of course it has.

"Let Us Flee The Horror That Is... Europe."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because New Zealand.

...

"On the next episode of Camp of the Saints..."

Chekhov's Racist-ass Gun.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bramble.

As what we saw as inevitably happening from the moment Muir had them pack firearms on their trips happen, let's muse on the fact that Muir clearly thinks North Africans are black.

Because of course he does.

"Back In The Bubble, Back In The Bubble!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rumble.

And now it's just back to boring cast antics because Muir wants to ignore what actually just happened with the sacred memo that was going to solve everything.

"You're The Traitors! Not US! NEVER US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bailey's Irish Cream.

Right, you're being oppressed by the Left, Muir, even though you hold the Presidency and both chambers of Congress.  And the Left--the Left is clearly in bed with Russia, all evidence to the contrary being delusions.

"This Is All True If You Look At It Sideways!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because illustrated encyclopedia.

Who's next on the enemies list? The fun never stops!

"We Must Hang The Traitors Who Dare Investigate My Side's Treason!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Eye of Argon.

And of course, Muir works in a racist slur into charging Obama with treason.  Because that's him.

A Disturbing Look Into Muir's Subconscious.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Letter Y.

So, this is the first thing Muir thinks of when he thinks of Comey, eh?

Sometimes reading this strip is like watching a man punch himself in the face.