"Yep, Take That Imaginary Leftists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frowning.

Clearly Muir's going to be enjoying this joke for a while.  Because nothing says how cool the compound is by showing what utter morons its foes are.

"Ha! My Imaginary Leftists Are So Stupid!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Averoigne.

Meanwhile, in the real world, his hero came up with a bill named FART.

"See? I Have Imaginary Minorities In My Perfect Militia, So... Not A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mamma Mia, here I go again.

Amazing how they're skating around the "Look, they effing shoot Mexicans," in this discussion of why the compound dwellers are Nazis...

"Right, We Could Talk About Things That Are Happening, But Let's Talk About Imaginary Murder Machines Instead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!    Because pet health.

It's kind of funny, how quickly Muir has retreated back to the same fantasy world he was writing about before Trump won. 

In the sad, twisted sort of funny manner.

"That And We Run A Fascist Militia From Our Compound. Which Is Our God-Given Right As MURICANS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loud phone conversations.

The demonspawn continue to look like creatures from nightmares.

"...T-Take That, Hillary! Take... Take It Y-YET Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I say I believe.

It's hard not to feel that yelling at Hillary supporters--nearly two years after the election now--has become a talisman that Muir clutches very tightly in his hands these days.

"Always Time For A Condom Joke!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flowers deployed.

...

And the saddest thing is this is the best strip in months.  I mean, it's still terrible, but one can at least understand the basic joke without too much trouble.  Or alcohol.

"Hello, Fellow Human Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we have heard the chimes at midnight.

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It's like he's no longer bothering to pretend his cast are in some manner real people.

"It's All Lies! Lies! And Bill's A Pedo!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because standing here alone.

...

At this rate the list of people Muir likes is going to be countable on one hand by the end of this administration.

"Our Foes Are Like Animals, The Filthy Schweinhund!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we come from France.

Remember, when the Right began protesting Obama for the crimes of Presidenting while black, it was a righteous movement against oppression.  But protesting Trump's behavior is just being a bunch of whiny babies, you doodooheads.

"How Dare They Be Offended At The Leader Being Offensive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because organ music.

...

Yep.  He's gonna keep wishing this one away.

"Why Can They Not See That The Leader Only Has The State's Best Interest At Heart?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whole of the moon.

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Tankies have defended the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with more integrity.

"Just... A Few... Feet Further..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wish we could turn back time. 

"So we assuredly didn't kill people.  Or maybe we did!

"....

"Just send the money!"

"I'm Sure If You All Get A Little More Time To Give Me Money..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hamsters.

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I am now waiting to see how much more pathetic this can get...

"Watch Me Kill The Dusky Foreigners!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Maria, you gotta see her!

...

And now we move from insane to merely sociopathic....

A Fever Dream In Bad Comic Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nothing going to keep me down.

Can I state that these new naked drawings look unappealing even by Muir's already low standards?

"All Right, Non-Pledging Readers! You Win! This Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because things get worse.

And Muir caves and gives us this insanity.  Let's see what comes next week!

Oh, Give Me Some Time To Slow The Plot Down.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she combs her hair.

At this rate, we might see some plot movement by next week. 

Maybe.

"A Little More Money, And I'll Hurt People For You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ting ting ta-ting.

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And now we are left wondering how it's going to get worse in the future...

"Pay Me And I Move The Story Forward!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pushing the night into the daytime.

I won't lie--there's a part of me that's hoping that this drags on for as long as possible. 

Another part is saying "A 'Where's the beef?' joke in 2018.  Way to keep it relevant, Muir."

"Pay Me, And I Brutalize Some Immigrants, Who Are Subhuman Criminals, Of Course!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stale donut.

The promotions he's using seem to get worse every year.

The Gallery Of Regrettable Faces.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you saw the whole of the moon.

So, as we contemplate this 'awful on every level' storyline, let's see how long it takes to wrap up the begging pledge drive this year.  It really seems to be dragging.

This Is Going In All Sorts Of Regrettable Directions.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the boys are back.

Those grotesque attempts at faces are what really makes this one painful...

Creepy Racism And Creepy Bad Softcore.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Evangelion.

I keep saying this, but damn, it's gonna be a long pledge drive this year.

Trolling For Dollars.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because matchlock.

Well, this is going to drag on.

"Democrats All Suck. Also, Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Red Sphinx.

I guess he had to throw some politics in there somewhere. 

The Nude Streak Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oglethorpe.

I'd say "this is getting painful", but it has BEEN painful for some time, really. 

"So, Mr. Franklin, Why Do You Look Like A Giant Sentient Condom In A Bad Wig?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jamboree.

The fundraiser continues in its march towards the nightmarish, I see.

Reward Or Punishment? You Decide.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because like tears in the rain.

...

Yup.  That strip happened.

Okay, It's More A Steadily Trickling Garden Hose, But The Idea Is Pretty Clear Here!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because haven't you noticed I'm a star?

So apparently Sam is now made out of jello, and she lives in a hellish world of blotches.

Typical DbD, in other words.

"Yes, We Come Here For Creepy Nudity, And Crazy Conspiracy Theories, And Other Things That Bring Us Comfort!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant wheels.

These desperate pleadings for funds get creepier every year, even as they seem to get less and less effective.