Monday, June 30, 2025

Stop Pretending You Know What Words Mean, Muir. We Know You Don't.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the slug.

For a man who loves to insist his opponents are just clowns repeating things they don't understand, well... 

Just look at all that.

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Muir Reminds Us That The World He Hears About On The News Terrifies Him.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold your head up, hold your head up, hold your head high.

I will say this, Newsom is the first person Skye is "interviewing" that would be dumb enough to accept her offer.

Friday, June 27, 2025

Muir Wants To Remind You That He Isn't Owned! He ISN'T OWNED!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smiley Smile.

...

There's something so fascinatingly pathetic about Muir constantly insisting that his foes are always and forever losing and on fire. 

Thursday, June 26, 2025

It'll Be Just Like What Rabid Right Wing News Assures Him London Is Like.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you got the teeth of the Hydra upon you.

The reminder that Muir doesn't want us to bomb Iran because he thinks those bombs should be used on domestic targets gets pretty flippin' stark.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

The Appeal To Dimly Understood Tradition.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a little show called 'Three's Company'!

Of course, it's been well over two centuries since Washington said that, but things don't change! That's why we still use medicinal bleedings for the flu, just like Washington did!

And with that said, Muir's been dwelling on these two chuckleheads for so long, I'm half convinced he's going to name them and turn them into regulars. They've already got the vile politics down.

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

That Antisemitism Shows Up... With An Extra-helping Of Prejudice.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Boston Beaneaters!

That's the thing with fascists when they take the isolationist stance. They'll always remind you, oh, yes, they are fascist.

Also, as usual it doesn't take much for Muir to regain his faith in Trump, even if it's clearly a lot more fragile than it used to be.

Monday, June 23, 2025

That's Not Really What They Said.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because strawberry peach.

It's somehow so on-brand that even when Muir almost makes a decent point, he still stumbles on the particulars and tosses in a couple examples from his Rightosphere past that don't really fit.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

You Hate To See It, But More Than That, You Love To See It.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that's Chairy!

As encouraging as it is to see Muir attacking Trump for betraying Muir's newly-held isolationist views, one has no guarantee it will last. And the other thing of course is that Muir holds these views in conjunction with (indeed, in support of) absolutely abysmal policies both foreign and domestic.

Which is my way of saying, I fully expect him to pull an antisemitism.

Friday, June 20, 2025

Once Again, Every Frickin' Year.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because every napkin is a love letter.

Add Billy Wilder and Marilyn Monroe to the list of dead people who deserve a chance at punching Muir.

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Every Frickin' Year.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Shia Surprise!

I see we've hit this time in the begging bowl period again.

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

After All, It's Not Like Other Nations Have Any Real Independence!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Family Plot.

Even when Muir takes a stance that isn't out and out morally bankrupt, he does it in a way that is ignorant, arrogant, and ultimately repugnant.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Calling For Ethnic Cleansing In The Streets, I See.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frenzy.

You just know after creating that blood and soil filth, Muir's going to be explaining how the Left are the real racists, and also Nazis, in the near future. 

Sunday, June 15, 2025

A Proud Vision Of Crapulence.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Torn Curtain.

This is how Muir interprets 'No Kings'. Just another excuse for him to whine about we just don't appreciate white guys like him who do all the stuff that keeps civilization running. Mind you, Muir doesn't actually do any of it, but he's sure he could. He's a white guy after all.

I leave you with images of Muir's imaginary white saviors all dying of exposure on Mars as their AI sexbots babble nonsense about generic Viagra.

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Murderous Evil AND Anti-scientific Nonsense, All In One Strip.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Marnie.

It's not just the viciousness that gets you, it's the stupidity. This is a man proud of his own wretchedness, and boastful of his idiocy, whose response to being called a fascist is to prove the accusation completely correct.

Friday, June 13, 2025

You Bully Muir When You Don't Immediately Give In To His Every Demand.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Birds.

You know, one fascinating part of Sam's expansion pack past has been the ever-increasing number of incidents back in Japan where we keep hearing all this endless talk of Skye and Sam being bullied in some way that supposedly proves Muir's wretched worldview. Not only is it tiresome, but it's starting to remind me of the words of that great fictional lawman Raylan Givens, "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Muir Keeps Saying Those Words. They Don't Mean What He Thinks They Mean.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Psycho.

Ah, yes, Muir dresses up in patriotism and has the cast that unilaterally seceded last year scream that they love the country.

And also tyranny. Which is the best sort of freedom to their mind.

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

No Notes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because North by Northwest.

I don't know what amuses me more, Muir turning on the Techbros he's come to exalt on a subject that he rightfully sees as threatening his bottom line, albeit in the craziest most unhinged way possible, or him finding a way to blame California for it.

Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Monday, June 9, 2025

And Now Back To The Sitcom From Hell!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Wrong Man.

This is literally all Muir can say about Ukraine's attack on Russia's airfields. "My cast did it first with magitech! Also boobies!"

Sunday, June 8, 2025

In Which It Is Demonstrated That Muir's Inability To Draw Logical Conclusions Covers Everything.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956).

I think we're close to a decade of Muir noting that it's taking him longer and longer to reach his goal in the fundraiser, and he neither tries a different method of raising funds, nor tries to figure out why his audience is diminishing.

Also, damn it, is that pirate argot downright joyless. Most people have fun with that bit, but Muir, he's the guy trying to show how cool and with it he is.

Friday, June 6, 2025

Muir Talks About The Cyber.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because To Catch a Thief.

It's funny to have the abandoned 'Sam as Mayor' plotline pop up again, because while part of what likely ended it was Muir's ever-increasing sexism and misogyny, another part seems likely to have been the simple fact that he had no idea what to do with the plot any more.

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Only These Decadent Wreckers Are Keeping Trump From His Own Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rear Window.

It's fascinating that Muir has remained more faithful to the idea that Putin can surely be talked around to things than Trump has.

Then again, Putin hasn't been actively humiliating Muir.

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

It's Right Next To The Bit About The Mandatory Presidential Hovercraft.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dial M for Murder.

Muir has two modes these days, claiming that he's living under a hideous dictatorship whenever a Democratic government is in office, and calling for a hideous dictatorship whenever a Republican is in power.

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Muir's Eternal Fascination With Robot Sex Jokes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I Confess.

...There's something quietly astounding in how completely unfocused Muir is five months into Trump 2.0. It is, at heart, the same problem that he had the first time around, but multiplied. He has predicted triumph and been granted farce. DOGE unwound even as he was proclaiming it the bee's knees. The war in Ukraine that he kept insisting was just a Democrat grift has... well, kept going. The bill to keep Trump's worthless tax cuts may be advancing, but it's also a toxic stew where the GOP decided that yes, yes, they were going to stick their hand in the pot of boiling water. And so we keep switching between things like this and Muir looking for things to complain about.

Anything to distract him from stupid reality.

Monday, June 2, 2025

The Weirdest 'Totally Not Racist' Ever.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Strangers on a Train.

...That is truly the strangest 'some of my best friends are...' that this strip has ever produced.

And it's produced plenty of strange ones.

Sunday, June 1, 2025

All The Smarm Of A Bad Burlesque Comic, With None Of The Charm.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Stage Fright.

It says something that even when you hand Muir good material he'll whiff it. Partially because he doesn't actually disapprove of eating expensive food, he just hates it when anyone who doesn't believe things like brown people and immigrants having rights does it, and so he mutters vague things about decadence and moves on. But the other thing he feels that whenever masculinity needs to be discussed, the rightness of his own toxic brand of it needs to be asserted as crassly as possible.