It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sparklers!
So--the American thing to do is not try to hold the Olympics here. Because that means Obama is abandoning the troops.
USA!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Second Verse, Same As The First.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a carbon rod!
Right. NYT endagers our troops. Of course sending them over there in the first place--good and proper! Someone has to teach the dervishes and the fuzzy-wuzzies a lesson!
Right. NYT endagers our troops. Of course sending them over there in the first place--good and proper! Someone has to teach the dervishes and the fuzzy-wuzzies a lesson!
She's A Proper Woman, She Is!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because electric tape!
"I disapprove of your appearance! That makes you bad!"
"I disapprove of your appearance! That makes you bad!"
Death To The Free Press!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because feeling groovy!
"Don't they understand? They should only print what we tell them to!"
"Don't they understand? They should only print what we tell them to!"
Evil Has Triumphed!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because go tell the Spartans.
"NOOOOO! Without one of our mighty bloggers gone, who will fight the NYT?"
"NOOOOO! Without one of our mighty bloggers gone, who will fight the NYT?"
Next Up--She Assaults A Nun!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're just like little kids too.
Yes, Muir. We get it. Liberals suck, and your new liberal is the suckiest of all.
Yes, Muir. We get it. Liberals suck, and your new liberal is the suckiest of all.
Silence Is Golden!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no more Mr. Squeaky Clean.
See! The New York Times is a bunch of traitorous traitors! Traitors! USA! USA! The media should just shut up!
See! The New York Times is a bunch of traitorous traitors! Traitors! USA! USA! The media should just shut up!
Say, What?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because please, please let me hold your hand.
Umm--no, Muir. NO WMDS were found in Iraq. That is--zero. None. But then you'd have to admit what a fuck up you are and what a bunch of fuckups you've backed eh?
Umm--no, Muir. NO WMDS were found in Iraq. That is--zero. None. But then you'd have to admit what a fuck up you are and what a bunch of fuckups you've backed eh?
Womenfolk Gotta Learn Their Place!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it is shining.
Yep. Making sure this straw liberal lasts good and long, by not giving her a single positive personality trait. She's uppity! Like the Dixie Chicks!
Yep. Making sure this straw liberal lasts good and long, by not giving her a single positive personality trait. She's uppity! Like the Dixie Chicks!
Yes, Virginia. Muir Is That Stupid.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Tennesee Waltz.
See! We're killing all the bad people! That will crush the insurgency!
See! We're killing all the bad people! That will crush the insurgency!
What A Coinky-dink!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I like the way.
I wonder if the strip now has achieved enough 'asshole saturation' to cause it to collapse into a black hole.
I wonder if the strip now has achieved enough 'asshole saturation' to cause it to collapse into a black hole.
How NOT To Make An Analogy
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the shadow of the wind.
Yeah. A determined, dangerous insurgency is JUST like a little ball of fur. Identical.
Yeah. A determined, dangerous insurgency is JUST like a little ball of fur. Identical.
What A Leftie Bitch, Eh?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
Ah, yes. Liberals are rude and hypocritical, because my imaginary liberal is rude and hypocritical. We've been down this path before.
Ah, yes. Liberals are rude and hypocritical, because my imaginary liberal is rude and hypocritical. We've been down this path before.
Oooh, Boy.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what a wonderful world.
"Ha ha! Clever, eh? But seriously--I'm not a racist!"
"Ha ha! Clever, eh? But seriously--I'm not a racist!"
Meet The Replacement!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I didn't say purple dragons, did I?
As our old straw liberal is wearing out, we're bringing in a new one. More shallow--more obnoxious--more easily bested in an argument! Enjoy!
As our old straw liberal is wearing out, we're bringing in a new one. More shallow--more obnoxious--more easily bested in an argument! Enjoy!
We Need Insulation To Keep Reality Out!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because she sells sea shells.
Remember--staying on the Square Planet requires constant doses of wingnut to keep the Real World from getting in. If we let a single source go dry, we might have to deal with the fact that we're full of shit.
Remember--staying on the Square Planet requires constant doses of wingnut to keep the Real World from getting in. If we let a single source go dry, we might have to deal with the fact that we're full of shit.
HAHAHA! It's Funny Because It's True!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you'll never break this heart of stone.
Muir really doesn't get politics, does he? And yet he continues to write and draw a political cartoon. That is his tragedy.
Muir really doesn't get politics, does he? And yet he continues to write and draw a political cartoon. That is his tragedy.
That's Not What They Said, Moron.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because horseplay!
"The antiwar movement are such scum! Don't they see that we need to kill all the bad people?"
"The antiwar movement are such scum! Don't they see that we need to kill all the bad people?"
"First Amendment--Schmirst Amendment!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
What is it with conservatives and bombing the New York Times? It's a pretty middle-of-the-road paper, but they act like it's Pravda.
What is it with conservatives and bombing the New York Times? It's a pretty middle-of-the-road paper, but they act like it's Pravda.
Right, Muir.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because run, run, run to me.
Trying to get out of a nation we invaded--is tantamount to surrender.
Another word to circle in that dictionary I've got to send him.
Trying to get out of a nation we invaded--is tantamount to surrender.
Another word to circle in that dictionary I've got to send him.
Pfft. Libs!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sweater vest to the rescue!
"Ahh, don't be stupid! Clearly the insurgents will all stop now!"
"Ahh, don't be stupid! Clearly the insurgents will all stop now!"
"Lose Weight. Make Good Money At Home."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because eat the rich!
Remember when Muir was complaining about the Democrats not having a plan for Iraq? And now he's considering this bit of drivel genius? Well, that's because liberals have to spell everything out--they're morons and the only way we can be sure they aren't trying to sell America to the terrorists is if they lay it out step by step. But right wingers are smart, so they only have to tell people what their goals are, since they're clearly going to achieve them! At least, if we stay pure and use our WILLPOWER!
Remember when Muir was complaining about the Democrats not having a plan for Iraq? And now he's considering this bit of drivel genius? Well, that's because liberals have to spell everything out--they're morons and the only way we can be sure they aren't trying to sell America to the terrorists is if they lay it out step by step. But right wingers are smart, so they only have to tell people what their goals are, since they're clearly going to achieve them! At least, if we stay pure and use our WILLPOWER!
So We Have Confirmation--Zed IS The Antichrist...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the walls of Jericho.
"I mean, think about it! We'd have been making Jesus cry!"
"I mean, think about it! We'd have been making Jesus cry!"
I'm Guessing He Was Busy This Week.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you really want to hurt me?
That's the same panel from last comic.
That's the same panel from last comic.
Cthulhu? Is That You?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because throw the dice!
You know, while Muir's ability to draw his cast has improve slightly over the years, incidental characters are still generally a challenge to him. Witness his elderly couple, who look like they just came in from a Fellini movie casting call.
You know, while Muir's ability to draw his cast has improve slightly over the years, incidental characters are still generally a challenge to him. Witness his elderly couple, who look like they just came in from a Fellini movie casting call.
Satan Met A Lady.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because form follows function.
Well, Zed's now in the running for 'Most Abrupt Hamfisted Marriage Proposal'...
Well, Zed's now in the running for 'Most Abrupt Hamfisted Marriage Proposal'...
Designing Widgets Just Isn't Doing It For Me.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the sun I feel as one.
Yeah... So--she feels overworked, but has the time to do something like that. Okay...
Yeah... So--she feels overworked, but has the time to do something like that. Okay...
Stupid Womenfolk! Know Your Place!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I've been waiting for you.
Stupid Dixie Chicks! Don't they know they have no right to hold a different opinion than me?
Stupid Dixie Chicks! Don't they know they have no right to hold a different opinion than me?
White Riot
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's ALIVE!
No! What's wrong with you, President Bush? You haven't invaded any more evil Muslim nations, and now you're talking about giving in to the terrorist immigrants! We got you in to put the brown-skinned folk down! We're for justice--which means just us! Obey us--or we'll break things! Because we know how a democracy should run!
No! What's wrong with you, President Bush? You haven't invaded any more evil Muslim nations, and now you're talking about giving in to the terrorist immigrants! We got you in to put the brown-skinned folk down! We're for justice--which means just us! Obey us--or we'll break things! Because we know how a democracy should run!
They Are Not Pure Enough!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if I had a hammer.
Don't elected Republicans understand? Everybody hates immigrants!
Don't elected Republicans understand? Everybody hates immigrants!
Stupid Repubs!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because FLAME ON!
Yes, that's what we need! A third party, based on austere morality and populist nationalism! Opposing the wealthy parasites and dirty foreigners who threaten our great land!
Why--they could even wear uniforms!
Yes, that's what we need! A third party, based on austere morality and populist nationalism! Opposing the wealthy parasites and dirty foreigners who threaten our great land!
Why--they could even wear uniforms!
Who Do Illegal Immigrants Think They Are? Torturers?
It's All Our Yesterdays!
"In my dream America, illegal immigrants and Congress men who were even suspected of doing wrong would be SHOT!"
"In my dream America, illegal immigrants and Congress men who were even suspected of doing wrong would be SHOT!"
That Has To Be It!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's all right now--I think it's a gas.
Sure! This one editorial proves everything else is false! I don't have to examine it! It has to be right. Because we're winning the war. If we can't trust Karl Rove's deputy--who can we trust?
Sure! This one editorial proves everything else is false! I don't have to examine it! It has to be right. Because we're winning the war. If we can't trust Karl Rove's deputy--who can we trust?
Yep. Democrats Are MORE Corrupt Than Republicans! Yep!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let the sunshine in.
Yep! Permanent Majority! People love us! Things Are Fine! STOP STARING AT ME!
Yep! Permanent Majority! People love us! Things Are Fine! STOP STARING AT ME!
What's That? Abramoff? LA-LA-LA!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
They clearly in lunatic denial over how great we are! But hey--permanent majority, people!
They clearly in lunatic denial over how great we are! But hey--permanent majority, people!
Maybe We Should Invade Them!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because flag on the moon!
...Yep. Everythings FINE IN IRAQ! AND HAMAS IS POWERFUL--BECAUSE! SHUT UP! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
...Yep. Everythings FINE IN IRAQ! AND HAMAS IS POWERFUL--BECAUSE! SHUT UP! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
America For Americans!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's the jeri curl.
"The government can't be spying on us! They haven't shipped out all the Mexicans!" Brilliant.
"The government can't be spying on us! They haven't shipped out all the Mexicans!" Brilliant.
"Only Republicans Should Have No Fear Of Consequences!"
It's All Our Yesterdays!
Muir's ability to feel outrage at the Kennedys and their privileged life while absolving Republicans of worse sins remains a sight to behold.
Muir's ability to feel outrage at the Kennedys and their privileged life while absolving Republicans of worse sins remains a sight to behold.
Slow News Day.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the asphalt jungle.
I do wonder why that story caught his eye, though.
I do wonder why that story caught his eye, though.
Foolish Republicans! Sullying Our Pure Blood!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what can I do?
"This is almost as bad as when they enfranchised the Negroes!"
"This is almost as bad as when they enfranchised the Negroes!"
Oh, You Silly Libs.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I love the way.
The Master would never steer us wrong. It's not his way.
The Master would never steer us wrong. It's not his way.
Yeah! Nice Try McCain!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lines form on my face and my hands.
Pfft. Does he actually think he's gonna get the 2008 Republican candidacy? PLEASE!
Pfft. Does he actually think he's gonna get the 2008 Republican candidacy? PLEASE!
Our Inevitable Triumph Will Proceed Shortly.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I killed John Sullivan!
Yep. We're gonna kick Iran's ass--any day now. Just wait and see.
Yep. We're gonna kick Iran's ass--any day now. Just wait and see.
Life On Mars.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where were we.
"Remember when I said we'd won Afghanistan? Right. I never said that."
"Remember when I said we'd won Afghanistan? Right. I never said that."
Why Do They Assault Our Glowing, Glowering God.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is my hall.
Yeah. The press never criticizes the Kennedys. Especially Ted.
Okay--that might not be true. But really--they're not picking on Rumsfield for anything he did. I mean--is it his fault that everything he said about Iraq was wrong?
Yeah. The press never criticizes the Kennedys. Especially Ted.
Okay--that might not be true. But really--they're not picking on Rumsfield for anything he did. I mean--is it his fault that everything he said about Iraq was wrong?
Stupid Evil Liberal Media!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because epiphany!
You think you can accuse a man of lying because he told untrue things to get us into war? It doesn't work like that! Only Democrats lie--about things like blow jobs. Telling untrue things to start a war is not lying, because it's for the greater good--destroying all our enemies, and helping to make America a true democracy, where only right-wingers have power and people do what they're told. Can't you see that?
You think you can accuse a man of lying because he told untrue things to get us into war? It doesn't work like that! Only Democrats lie--about things like blow jobs. Telling untrue things to start a war is not lying, because it's for the greater good--destroying all our enemies, and helping to make America a true democracy, where only right-wingers have power and people do what they're told. Can't you see that?
Know What I Mean
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
So... Chivers is being insulted as a girly man--because Muir thinks his byline resembles that of a Romance novelist.
Gosh. What ever is he suggesting?
So... Chivers is being insulted as a girly man--because Muir thinks his byline resembles that of a Romance novelist.
Gosh. What ever is he suggesting?
You Don't Know What Words Mean, Do You?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if I wasn't Carpetted man, I'd be nothing!
Damon is 'analytical'? The man has the logical ability of a carp! And if I take that back it'd be because I decided it was insulting to carps!
Damon is 'analytical'? The man has the logical ability of a carp! And if I take that back it'd be because I decided it was insulting to carps!
"We Need A MORE CONSERVATIVE Party!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the apple don't fall far from the tree.
Yep. Apparently even Jan now recognizes the righteousness of "not-quagmire" Iraq. And because the Republicans have to worry about getting elected, they're alarming Muir by trying to do things non-Square Planeters like.
Yep. Apparently even Jan now recognizes the righteousness of "not-quagmire" Iraq. And because the Republicans have to worry about getting elected, they're alarming Muir by trying to do things non-Square Planeters like.
"Ha! Man, No Way Could I Ever Like McCain!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because king me.
You know--Muir, like most wingnuts suffers from the delusion that he is a brilliant independent thinker, while in reality getting spoonfed opinions on topics by a bunch of bloviating morons. The result is Muir has no consistent philosophical stance, despite imagining he does.
You know--Muir, like most wingnuts suffers from the delusion that he is a brilliant independent thinker, while in reality getting spoonfed opinions on topics by a bunch of bloviating morons. The result is Muir has no consistent philosophical stance, despite imagining he does.
Our Flag Is The Bestest Flag!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if the cap fits.
Remember--flying the Mexican flag over the American flag makes Baby Jesus cry.
Remember--flying the Mexican flag over the American flag makes Baby Jesus cry.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
"I See Better Without My Eyes!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because justice has a fist!
"Obama is egotistical! And he doesn't listen to people! And he wants us to do things! And he's a black Democrat!"
"Wait--forget that last one! That's not why we don't like him! It's the other reasons!"
"Obama is egotistical! And he doesn't listen to people! And he wants us to do things! And he's a black Democrat!"
"Wait--forget that last one! That's not why we don't like him! It's the other reasons!"
Viva FAIL!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Huge Chunkfist!
Which is why they want American citizenship!
Wait...
Well--come on people! Brown folk are supposed to feel ashamed about not being white! Everyone knows that!
Which is why they want American citizenship!
Wait...
Well--come on people! Brown folk are supposed to feel ashamed about not being white! Everyone knows that!
Tobacco!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hoosegow!
If you're wondering, so far as I can tell, the novel she's reading is a self-published one.
If you're wondering, so far as I can tell, the novel she's reading is a self-published one.
What A Putz.
It's All Our Yesterdays!
Yeah. Quote the song that supports Governor "Segregation Now, Segregation Forever" Wallace, you moron.
Yeah. Quote the song that supports Governor "Segregation Now, Segregation Forever" Wallace, you moron.
Okay--A Little Better...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because HIGH...low.
The 'Ain't the interweb great?' talking point and the 'Zed is old' punchline are barely connected, but--he put in SOME effort this time.
The 'Ain't the interweb great?' talking point and the 'Zed is old' punchline are barely connected, but--he put in SOME effort this time.
We Left The Funny Out Of This Strip. Can You Taste The Difference?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sandpaper!
Yeah. Muir really needs to work on his writing skills before trying to shovel in the talking points. But we all know that, don't we?
Yeah. Muir really needs to work on his writing skills before trying to shovel in the talking points. But we all know that, don't we?
Thus, I State My Case!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
Right. And this proves all claims about racism are false. And that Democrats are corrupt. And... what's that? Abramoff? Never heard of him!
Right. And this proves all claims about racism are false. And that Democrats are corrupt. And... what's that? Abramoff? Never heard of him!
Don't They Speak American?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I think we just found Mr. Winky.
Yeah--name one successful polyglot nation, that lasted centuries with more than one language in use. Other than the Roman Empire. And Belgium. And Holy Roman Empire of the Germans. And Spain. And...
Yeah--name one successful polyglot nation, that lasted centuries with more than one language in use. Other than the Roman Empire. And Belgium. And Holy Roman Empire of the Germans. And Spain. And...
"A Failed War, AND A Botched Handling Of A Natural Disaster! Top That Dems!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not in masks.
"Okay, the Dems may fool some of the people by insisting they can do better than our corrupt evil Republican regime, but it's clearly an empty claim. I mean--God loves us! And so does America!"
"Okay, the Dems may fool some of the people by insisting they can do better than our corrupt evil Republican regime, but it's clearly an empty claim. I mean--God loves us! And so does America!"
When Assholes And Nonassholes Think You're An Asshole, You're In Trouble.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because try to catch me riding dirty.
I'll give Muir credit here--for once he's on the side of angels. Of course he doesn't want to do anything about the process that results in people being disabled and getting free meals at O'Briens, but hey what's losing a limb in service to the glorious cause of...mumble mumble?
I'll give Muir credit here--for once he's on the side of angels. Of course he doesn't want to do anything about the process that results in people being disabled and getting free meals at O'Briens, but hey what's losing a limb in service to the glorious cause of...mumble mumble?
And Then Alan Moore Kicked Muir's Ass.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all the women came and went--their footservants too.
Yeah. Muir doesn't realize that V's a left-wing anarchist, does he?
Yeah. Muir doesn't realize that V's a left-wing anarchist, does he?
"She Is Also A REAL Racist. And A REAL Sexist."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Grand Central Station.
"That white males benefit the most from the way our society is now structured is a coinincidence, and is not why I, a white male, insist that there are no problems with race that those uppity brown people don't bring on themselves."
"That white males benefit the most from the way our society is now structured is a coinincidence, and is not why I, a white male, insist that there are no problems with race that those uppity brown people don't bring on themselves."
"And They're ALSO The REAL Racists!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because half a yard short.
Yeah. The Democrats looking out for the unfortunate. How--exploitative.
Yeah. The Democrats looking out for the unfortunate. How--exploitative.
"Yeah! They're The REAL Racists!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because duck soup!
"Don't they see that any show of solidarity shows a lack of respect towards their white masters? And that means that they want to wipe us out!"
"Don't they see that any show of solidarity shows a lack of respect towards their white masters? And that means that they want to wipe us out!"
WHY? WHY MUST HE DO THE NECK THING?!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the world is hollow. And I have touched the sky.
Boy, Muir sure makes you think. About his utter lack of talent.
Boy, Muir sure makes you think. About his utter lack of talent.
But They Do It With Love.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because photon torpedoes!
Hey, it's not insensitive! They only make fun of it because it's funny!
Hey, it's not insensitive! They only make fun of it because it's funny!
How Noble Of Him.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
See? Muir feels for the hot Muslim babes who have to wear burkas. What a great guy.
See? Muir feels for the hot Muslim babes who have to wear burkas. What a great guy.
No Need For Research!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dance of a thousand veils...
"Why bother testing things when you can merely use your Godgiven rightness, knowing that everyone agrees with you?"
"Why bother testing things when you can merely use your Godgiven rightness, knowing that everyone agrees with you?"
*Whack*
It's All Our Yesterdays!
My God. Muir doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. And has created a massive conspiracy based on his own ignorant misunderstandings.
My God. Muir doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. And has created a massive conspiracy based on his own ignorant misunderstandings.
HAHA!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there is a place called Ontario.
Boy--why are they even trying! Permanent majority, baby!
Boy--why are they even trying! Permanent majority, baby!
Ha. Ha.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
So, shortly we will be able to enjoy Muir's earlier Sunday cartoons.
Joy.
So, shortly we will be able to enjoy Muir's earlier Sunday cartoons.
Joy.
Ummm... Yeah.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hearts in Atlantis.
Muir shows how not-racist he is by focusing on a story largely promulgated by racist right-wingers filled with Hispanic fear.
Muir shows how not-racist he is by focusing on a story largely promulgated by racist right-wingers filled with Hispanic fear.
Ummm... Wait...
It's All Our Yesterdays!
I think Muir forgot that he turned Jan the Clueless White Girl into Jan the Clueless Portuguese Girl...
I think Muir forgot that he turned Jan the Clueless White Girl into Jan the Clueless Portuguese Girl...
Ready When You Are, Captain Mitty!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there was music in the parks.
Okay, someone really needs to explain the difference between "real" and "pretend" to Muir. This is getting worse.
Okay, someone really needs to explain the difference between "real" and "pretend" to Muir. This is getting worse.
"Ha! I Win, Libs!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there is no spoon.
Ahh. So fake-Muir, aka Zed, is a military hero. So see, real-Muir knows all about war and sacrifice and stuff.
Yeah. I know. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad. Let's move on.
Ahh. So fake-Muir, aka Zed, is a military hero. So see, real-Muir knows all about war and sacrifice and stuff.
Yeah. I know. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad. Let's move on.
OOH, GOD! IT'S BACK!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because behind door #3...
"Perhaps she'll see the awesome powers our death penises give us, when we grip them in our hands."
"Perhaps she'll see the awesome powers our death penises give us, when we grip them in our hands."
The Ick Keeps Coming!
It's All Our Yesterdays!
I guess being characters in a sexist assholes fictional universe as broken the wills of the female portion of the cast to resist...
I mean, that's gotta be why they're both in "Wall Poster Poses".
I guess being characters in a sexist assholes fictional universe as broken the wills of the female portion of the cast to resist...
I mean, that's gotta be why they're both in "Wall Poster Poses".
Oh, Now He's Not Even Trying To Hide It.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I want to ride my bicycle!
Do the "chick with gun" fetishists really think that everyone else is impressed by their manliness? Really?
Do the "chick with gun" fetishists really think that everyone else is impressed by their manliness? Really?
Muir PREDICTS!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my spurs go jingle jangle!
Yep. Clearly Muir's brilliant summation of the situation will go down in the history books. Yep.
Yep. Clearly Muir's brilliant summation of the situation will go down in the history books. Yep.
Wait... Wha...?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because have a heart!
Okay... somebody really has to explain the concept of "logic" to Muir. He seems to use some bizarre alternative process that he's cobbled together as a stopgap substitute.
Okay... somebody really has to explain the concept of "logic" to Muir. He seems to use some bizarre alternative process that he's cobbled together as a stopgap substitute.
Blogger Says "Blogs Rule!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the name of love.
"Of course, he doesn't say what they're going to do when they destroy the big news and have to get along without any investigative reporting because they're not equipped for it..."
"Of course, he doesn't say what they're going to do when they destroy the big news and have to get along without any investigative reporting because they're not equipped for it..."
The Worst Part Is They Aren't Even Sexy...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Spanish Castle magic!
I see we're dispensing with any effort at having jokes in favor of the cubist cheescake. Great.
I see we're dispensing with any effort at having jokes in favor of the cubist cheescake. Great.
More Classy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let me have your magic bus!
"Or it could be the way you've developed a rack like Power Girl's as the strip's gone on."
"Or it could be the way you've developed a rack like Power Girl's as the strip's gone on."
Classy.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because songs we knew were on the hit parade.
Boy, that fictional Cindy Sheenan sure is a bitch eh? Abusing her boy's memory like that. As opposed to Muir who wants more boys like her sons to die for our country, if it means we can accomplish whatever it is that attacking Iraq will accomplish.
Boy, that fictional Cindy Sheenan sure is a bitch eh? Abusing her boy's memory like that. As opposed to Muir who wants more boys like her sons to die for our country, if it means we can accomplish whatever it is that attacking Iraq will accomplish.
Well, That's A Timesaver!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because choo-choo!
Yep. Not having to draw anything--that really cuts down your workload. And so does not having an original punchline!
Yep. Not having to draw anything--that really cuts down your workload. And so does not having an original punchline!
"It's Just Not Fair!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers!
"Well, sir, you can always rest secure in the knowledge that your getting away with things that you could technically be impeached for."
"True--but I want to have none of that--account table thing."
"Well, sir, you can always rest secure in the knowledge that your getting away with things that you could technically be impeached for."
"True--but I want to have none of that--account table thing."
It Must Be A Cover-Up!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because rally 'round the flag, boys!
Yeah. The part of Hilary Clinton is still being played by Yoda I see.
Yeah. The part of Hilary Clinton is still being played by Yoda I see.
Yeah. That's Clearly What He Meant.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dance horse! Dance!
"The Press shouldn't be running National Security! National Security should be running the Press!"
But of course--we are the fascists.
"The Press shouldn't be running National Security! National Security should be running the Press!"
But of course--we are the fascists.
Letting The Aliens WIN!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because HOWL!
"Courage means sending young men out to die for you--no matter how many it takes!"
"Courage means sending young men out to die for you--no matter how many it takes!"
HA!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the circumferance of the Earth--is pretty damn big.
It's funny because girls like shoes! Ha ha ha!
It's funny because girls like shoes! Ha ha ha!
How DARE They!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Strangers built the city.
Then: "There are NO comparisons between Bush and Hitler. Absolutely none! NONE! Even suggesting that is innappropriate! And letting the terrorists win!"
Now: "Obama IS JUST LIKE HITLER!"
Then: "There are NO comparisons between Bush and Hitler. Absolutely none! NONE! Even suggesting that is innappropriate! And letting the terrorists win!"
Now: "Obama IS JUST LIKE HITLER!"
Pffft. What Does He Know!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wavy gravy!
"Yeah--the soldiers are all totally gung ho about the war. So's the public! So are the Iraqis! It's just a tiny group of malcontents complaining! Everything's fine! FINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? FINE!!!"
"Yeah--the soldiers are all totally gung ho about the war. So's the public! So are the Iraqis! It's just a tiny group of malcontents complaining! Everything's fine! FINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? FINE!!!"
WOOOH!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jam tomorrow!
"Yep! I'm a Republican so I can kill Democrats! Suck it, libs! We've got a permanent majority now! RARH!"
"Yep! I'm a Republican so I can kill Democrats! Suck it, libs! We've got a permanent majority now! RARH!"
Monday, September 28, 2009
What The Hell Does That EVEN MEAN?
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tap dancing!
The homie he's giving the shoutout to is still up, so I checked it out, and discovered endless, formless rants about how Obama is a pussy and Bill Clinton is a sleaze, and the right wing is awesome, and how yes, she wants Obama to fail. It's all cheerfully borderline schizophrenic, and naturally, she's pleased as punch that Muir noticed her.
The Interweb. Helping crazy find crazy.
The homie he's giving the shoutout to is still up, so I checked it out, and discovered endless, formless rants about how Obama is a pussy and Bill Clinton is a sleaze, and the right wing is awesome, and how yes, she wants Obama to fail. It's all cheerfully borderline schizophrenic, and naturally, she's pleased as punch that Muir noticed her.
The Interweb. Helping crazy find crazy.
So--Obama's The Cheshire Cat?
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because uh-huh!
Yep. We should go back to the last president's transparency policy--torture people, lie about it, then try to redefine torture. Good times.
Yep. We should go back to the last president's transparency policy--torture people, lie about it, then try to redefine torture. Good times.
And This Is Important Because....?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oh, to be Prince Caspian!
So--they want to--attract tourism. And... that's bad, because--you know--that's a kicking motto...
*sigh*
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother. But then--how else am I going to spend my time? Besides, I can't let this terrible, terrible comic beat me.
So--they want to--attract tourism. And... that's bad, because--you know--that's a kicking motto...
*sigh*
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother. But then--how else am I going to spend my time? Besides, I can't let this terrible, terrible comic beat me.
Ha. Ha.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're out of carp.
I believe always thinking it's about you is a defining trait of narcissism.
I believe always thinking it's about you is a defining trait of narcissism.
Coherant? HA! In Your Dreams!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we
"We should hate and fear Muslims, even as we allow them to work for us!"
"We should hate and fear Muslims, even as we allow them to work for us!"
Muir--Trudeau Called. He Wants To Punch You.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we
Yeah.
...
Yeah.
So... Muir sure has a keen grasp of the obvious. I mean when it gets up, clobbers in the face, and then buries his face in its fewmets.
Yeah.
...
Yeah.
So... Muir sure has a keen grasp of the obvious. I mean when it gets up, clobbers in the face, and then buries his face in its fewmets.
No--To A Company IN The Emirates. There's A Difference.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you'll never be free of me!
Okay--mess up on Bush part. He failed to see that the Muslims are our evil not-us nemesis. But aside from that, he's still great. Really.
Okay--mess up on Bush part. He failed to see that the Muslims are our evil not-us nemesis. But aside from that, he's still great. Really.
What Did Bush Ever Do To You?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wango-tango!
"Face it, babe--Bush is going to get a THIRD term! He's that good!"
"Face it, babe--Bush is going to get a THIRD term! He's that good!"
No, "Fox" You Moron.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's no there there.
Any Fox fan attacking a CNN reporter for lacking "professionalism" instantly fails. Muir fails twice.
Any Fox fan attacking a CNN reporter for lacking "professionalism" instantly fails. Muir fails twice.
AHHH! THE NECK THING! NOOOOOO!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
I'm still trying to puzzle out how the last panel connects to the first one.
I'm still trying to puzzle out how the last panel connects to the first one.
You're Kidding Right? RIGHT?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this train's a big train.
"I mean--he just shot a man in the face. And then sat on the news for awhile! Nothing amusing in that! Not like Ted Kennedy killing a girl! Ha!"
"I mean--he just shot a man in the face. And then sat on the news for awhile! Nothing amusing in that! Not like Ted Kennedy killing a girl! Ha!"
"And Tonight, We're Gonna Kill A Homeless Person Together!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because
This is the sort of thing that people remember when the police come a'knocking.
This is the sort of thing that people remember when the police come a'knocking.
Ha. Ha.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're all mad here.
So Fictional Kofi Annan is in love with Fictional Claudia Rosett. Got it.
So Fictional Kofi Annan is in love with Fictional Claudia Rosett. Got it.
I Have To Lie Down.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we've nothing in this world to fear.
Thank you, Muir, for showing us you have no fucking ability to understand anything.
Thank you, Muir, for showing us you have no fucking ability to understand anything.
If It Doesn't Work The First Time...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what a naughty little monkey!
How can a man be so consistently wrong, and not have it register? Answer me that.
How can a man be so consistently wrong, and not have it register? Answer me that.
"America Has CLEARLY Forgiven Us. Why Can't You?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because PAM!
"Oh, you silly Dems. Why do you even bother? It's not our fault, and even if it was, nobody cares. We'll win the election this year, because God is on our side, and everyone knows we're right."
"Oh, you silly Dems. Why do you even bother? It's not our fault, and even if it was, nobody cares. We'll win the election this year, because God is on our side, and everyone knows we're right."
"He Wanted Us To All Be White!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because prepare to die.
Ahh, yes. Clearly the man who planned the March On Washington would be dismayed at how things have gone. Says the imaginary Black man written by a White guy. A stupid ignorant White guy.
Ahh, yes. Clearly the man who planned the March On Washington would be dismayed at how things have gone. Says the imaginary Black man written by a White guy. A stupid ignorant White guy.
Of Course, He Also Was A Reporter...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because learn!
"Don't you see--Democrats must be bullied--Republicans must be cossetted! This way, we will destroy and dominate all we survey!"
"Don't you see--Democrats must be bullied--Republicans must be cossetted! This way, we will destroy and dominate all we survey!"
Good Movies Have 'Xplosions!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a spicy meatball!
So--Muir has no taste.
Oh, like that's a surprise.
So--Muir has no taste.
Oh, like that's a surprise.
Oh. Lisping. How Droll.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no more space.
A part of we wonders what the rest of the cartoon was like. But most of me doesn't care.
A part of we wonders what the rest of the cartoon was like. But most of me doesn't care.
I Am Troubled, Wife...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because exactamundo.
What? The Army--did bad? No... no... no... wish it away.... wish it away...
There! All better!
What? The Army--did bad? No... no... no... wish it away.... wish it away...
There! All better!
In Danish Solidarity!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you have beautiful eyes.
So--don't say anything that offends us. Do say things that offend Muslims. Glad you've got a stance, Muir.
You putz.
So--don't say anything that offends us. Do say things that offend Muslims. Glad you've got a stance, Muir.
You putz.
What the...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because love hurts.
This... is how Muir thinks you show support? For a Danish newspaper.
Wow. Let's just--stand in awe of the brainlessness, shall we?
This... is how Muir thinks you show support? For a Danish newspaper.
Wow. Let's just--stand in awe of the brainlessness, shall we?
Think Your Crystal Ball Is Busted...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here I stand. Rock me like a hurricane.
Actual 2010: "Vote Republican BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN!"
Actual 2010: "Vote Republican BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN!"
Ha Ha Ha! Dean!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because la la la!
Yeah. That Dean. No way the Dems are going to stage a comeback.
Yeah. That Dean. No way the Dems are going to stage a comeback.
"Ha! Get It?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because total SOUND!
I'm sure when we're all underwater, the Right Wing will still be insisting that there's no proof of global warming.
I'm sure when we're all underwater, the Right Wing will still be insisting that there's no proof of global warming.
"I Mean--This Means Issues Are Complex, And That Can't Be Right..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the spider creeps.
A nice dose of Muir being crazy, Muir being stupid, and Muir saying something he will later contradict. Nice.
A nice dose of Muir being crazy, Muir being stupid, and Muir saying something he will later contradict. Nice.
"Iceberg? What Iceberg?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Brigadoon.
"Yeah, not like us. We've got plenty of ideas! Declare war on everybody, and cut taxes on the rich. And they'll always work!"
"Yeah, not like us. We've got plenty of ideas! Declare war on everybody, and cut taxes on the rich. And they'll always work!"
"Face It! We're WINNING!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here time becomes space!
Yep. The public clearly loves the war. Uh huh...
Yep. The public clearly loves the war. Uh huh...
And A War Hero. You Arrogant Jackass.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because take me down to funky town.
Yeah. Because it takes a manly man to send other guys out to die for him.
Yeah. Because it takes a manly man to send other guys out to die for him.
Dean--That Clown!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because those cassions go rolling along.
Yep! The Dems are heading for another embarrassing defeat! It's in the bag!
Yep! The Dems are heading for another embarrassing defeat! It's in the bag!
YOU ALREADY DID THAT ONE!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because too much love will kill you.
I mean it! This is the same damn joke! And wasn't even funny the first time!
I mean it! This is the same damn joke! And wasn't even funny the first time!
"What A Loon!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Timex takes a licking but keeps on ticking.
Three years later, Muir will actually BE slinging crazy paranoid theories, and supporting those who do. But that's different. Obama really IS a Marxist/Nazi/Islamic fundamentalist. Naturally.
Three years later, Muir will actually BE slinging crazy paranoid theories, and supporting those who do. But that's different. Obama really IS a Marxist/Nazi/Islamic fundamentalist. Naturally.
Wha...?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Jim Thorpe.
Right. So, remember, Hillary is the real racist. Or something.
Right. So, remember, Hillary is the real racist. Or something.
Everyone Loves Us! They HAVE To!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiki torch!
"HA! That idiot! We're winning! And everyone knows it! EVERYONE! STOP STARING AT ME!"
"HA! That idiot! We're winning! And everyone knows it! EVERYONE! STOP STARING AT ME!"
It's All The Same!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because scream, Blacula, scream!
Clearly what the Democrats are doing is "smearing" Alito. And clearly, that is just as bad as allying yourself with a corrupt lobbyist who practices cons. So, clearly, what is needed is a new party, made of people with Muir's outlook. Isn't it clear?
Clearly what the Democrats are doing is "smearing" Alito. And clearly, that is just as bad as allying yourself with a corrupt lobbyist who practices cons. So, clearly, what is needed is a new party, made of people with Muir's outlook. Isn't it clear?
POW! Take That, Ted!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're out of NACHOS!
Yeah! Ted Kennedy! He killed someone once! Remember?
Yeah! Ted Kennedy! He killed someone once! Remember?
Like A Polar Bear Dip...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't take the red pills...
So--notice how Muir's Hilary looks like a Yoda?
So--notice how Muir's Hilary looks like a Yoda?
"HA! Sight Is A Weakness! Blindness Is A Strength!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
So--pointing out problems is bad. Because...
Never mind. I forgot, Muir doesn't use logic.
So--pointing out problems is bad. Because...
Never mind. I forgot, Muir doesn't use logic.
And On--And On...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bada-boom-bada-bing!
It's one thing to stretch a gag on too long. It's another thing to do it when the gag was not even funny in the first place.
It's one thing to stretch a gag on too long. It's another thing to do it when the gag was not even funny in the first place.
Uh-huh. Sure.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Utah Utes.
See, the imaginary Secret Service agents that Muir has created hate Clinton! Which shows what a putz he is! Really!
See, the imaginary Secret Service agents that Muir has created hate Clinton! Which shows what a putz he is! Really!
Chris Mitty.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a pajama party!
Well, we seemed to be missing something though we can figure out what happened. And once again we realize we are looking at Muir's fantasy life. And that it is one pathetic one, damn it.
Well, we seemed to be missing something though we can figure out what happened. And once again we realize we are looking at Muir's fantasy life. And that it is one pathetic one, damn it.
Talk About Mixed Metaphors...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because God is with me!
I believe Muir was trying out a new format here, so that we archive divers lose most of the strip. That said, let's look at this. Apparently Damon sees Hillary as King Kong, often seen as a symbol of the African experience in America. So, Damon seems to identify Hillary with his own race, and seems to feel that it should be destroyed. Well, that explains a lot, really.
I believe Muir was trying out a new format here, so that we archive divers lose most of the strip. That said, let's look at this. Apparently Damon sees Hillary as King Kong, often seen as a symbol of the African experience in America. So, Damon seems to identify Hillary with his own race, and seems to feel that it should be destroyed. Well, that explains a lot, really.
"You Guys Are The Evil Ones! You Guys!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jumping jacks!
I believe that's the first mention of Jack Abramoff in Day by Day. And of course, it treats him as a completely apolitical phenomenon, ignoring that while he would deal with anybody, he had much closer ties to the Republicans. But hey--Clintons! Right?
I believe that's the first mention of Jack Abramoff in Day by Day. And of course, it treats him as a completely apolitical phenomenon, ignoring that while he would deal with anybody, he had much closer ties to the Republicans. But hey--Clintons! Right?
No, He WASN'T, Muir!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because running on empty.
It's worth noting that this is a fine example of Muir--and the Right Wing in general's--tendency to insist that facts are what they want them to be, and not what they are. Ahmadinejad was NOT a participant in the Iran Hostage Crisis. Iran is NOT planning to bomb Israel the moment our back is turned. But thinking this is the case let's the Right Wing feel very self-righteous, which is of course what they want most of all.
It's worth noting that this is a fine example of Muir--and the Right Wing in general's--tendency to insist that facts are what they want them to be, and not what they are. Ahmadinejad was NOT a participant in the Iran Hostage Crisis. Iran is NOT planning to bomb Israel the moment our back is turned. But thinking this is the case let's the Right Wing feel very self-righteous, which is of course what they want most of all.
Ignorance Am No Excuse.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we care.
Actually, his position was the ombudsman-like one of "Public Editor". But hey, can't ask Muir to research things. That would take away from the ten minutes it takes him to draw a strip.
Actually, his position was the ombudsman-like one of "Public Editor". But hey, can't ask Muir to research things. That would take away from the ten minutes it takes him to draw a strip.
"How Dare They REPORT Things?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Oz didn't give nothin' to the Tin Man.
"Don't they understand they must report only what the government tells them to? The Master alone can we trust!"
"Don't they understand they must report only what the government tells them to? The Master alone can we trust!"
That's Dan Rather?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because peace is within our grasp!
"If they don't spend their time repeating our propaganda, and recognizing our inherent greatness, they'll topple before our might. It's just that simple."
"If they don't spend their time repeating our propaganda, and recognizing our inherent greatness, they'll topple before our might. It's just that simple."
The Office Comedy That Nobody Asked For.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because once more with joy O my home I may meet--once more ye fair, flowr'y meadows I greet--my Pilgrim's staff henceforth may rest--since Heaven's sweet peace is within my grasp.
...
Wow. Even by his own lame standards, Muir's not even trying.
...
Wow. Even by his own lame standards, Muir's not even trying.
What's Wrong With This Picture?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because his is the house of pain.
Well, we're just starting 2006, and I already want to vomit. This is going to be a good year.
Well, we're just starting 2006, and I already want to vomit. This is going to be a good year.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Brainwash Your Young! It's The Republican Thing To Do!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a stone is the bone of Mother Earth!
The worst part is, Muir has no idea what a creep he is.
The worst part is, Muir has no idea what a creep he is.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Right, Muir. Right. *sigh*
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is the riddle of steel.
"America should NEVER apologize! In fact--we should bomb the moon!"
"America should NEVER apologize! In fact--we should bomb the moon!"
Thursday, September 24, 2009
A Marriage With A Healthy Foundation Of Contempt.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a stone in my shoe.
Wow. He's so charming when he figures out ways to ignore her requests!
Wow. He's so charming when he figures out ways to ignore her requests!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
The Defining Issues Of Our Time!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and that's why signs to this day say 'look for falling rocks!"
It's really bizarre what right-wingers think of as 'news'. That's all I can say.
It's really bizarre what right-wingers think of as 'news'. That's all I can say.
"Media Bad! Soldiers Good! Baaa!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wet paint.
Muir's soldiers sure do a lot of standing around in the open during broad daylight, don't they?
Muir's soldiers sure do a lot of standing around in the open during broad daylight, don't they?
Wow. Such Wit.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm taking my mask OFF!
Ahh. Muir never gives up an opportunity to go for the cheap shot.
Ahh. Muir never gives up an opportunity to go for the cheap shot.
"It's Just An 'Enhanced Interrogation'!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wave your jingle-sticks!
Got to give Muir credit. He can offend in so many ways.
Got to give Muir credit. He can offend in so many ways.
"He Does Mover And Shaker Things!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Charles E. Funk was a seriously cool dude.
...
Yeah. Muir continues to show his heavy ignorance about how the world works. Joy.
...
Yeah. Muir continues to show his heavy ignorance about how the world works. Joy.
Girls Like Pretty Things!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because touch it--taste it--feel it!
...
Maybe I can use this pencil to jab out my eyes... that would stop the hurting...
...
Maybe I can use this pencil to jab out my eyes... that would stop the hurting...
Keep It Down Stomach...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Benny and the Jets!
Sometimes just reading this strip leaves me feeling soiled...
Sometimes just reading this strip leaves me feeling soiled...
Yule Time Hijinx.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is the winter of our discontent.
...
Can these people get more annoying?
Of course, they can, but only in small degrees.
...
Can these people get more annoying?
Of course, they can, but only in small degrees.
"Ha! What A Moron! Right?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the fish stinks!
Actually, Muir, the whole idea of the Senate is to encourage compromise and deliberation, resulting in...
Oh, never mind.
Actually, Muir, the whole idea of the Senate is to encourage compromise and deliberation, resulting in...
Oh, never mind.
I's Is So SMART!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oblique.
Yeah. This gag manages to be...
a) bad
b) a showcase for Muir's ignorance.
c) dragged out much, much too long.
All at the same time.
Yeah. This gag manages to be...
a) bad
b) a showcase for Muir's ignorance.
c) dragged out much, much too long.
All at the same time.
Children of Parasite's Eyes.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whistle while you work.
...He really doesn't know what's coming up, does he? He really thinks that the Bush administration and the Republicans are just sailing along for an easy victory lap.
...He really doesn't know what's coming up, does he? He really thinks that the Bush administration and the Republicans are just sailing along for an easy victory lap.
Why Don't They Want To Listen To Our Kind Of Democrat!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pebbles.
Or is it because Lieberman represents--well, Lieberman, and is far less relevant in big party issues than conservatives want to admit?
Or is it because Lieberman represents--well, Lieberman, and is far less relevant in big party issues than conservatives want to admit?
2006--Coming Soon.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in Canadian football, you get three downs.
"Yep! Stupid Dems! They can't see that we're winning--and all the soldiers are happy! Now let's go ride the unicorn!"
"Yep! Stupid Dems! They can't see that we're winning--and all the soldiers are happy! Now let's go ride the unicorn!"
AAAAAAH! THE NECK THING!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Spain--the final frontier.
Ever notice in Muir's world, the whole--near civil war thing in Iraq just--isn't happening?
Ever notice in Muir's world, the whole--near civil war thing in Iraq just--isn't happening?
"And So We May Dismiss What She Says!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my green tambourine.
And yet another case of the Right's ongoing obsession with a war we fought 30 years ago, and how all the protests against it were treason.
And yet another case of the Right's ongoing obsession with a war we fought 30 years ago, and how all the protests against it were treason.
Muir's Still Trying To Find Comic Timing.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because really, I am.
See--here we see what would have been one good comic strip expanded into two bad ones. In a normal situation, Muir might actually have become a decent comic strip artist, actually (I'm not saying he definitely would have, or that he would have been anything but adequate, mind you)--but because he lives in a bubble that rewards him for keeping to the talking points, he limps along, never realizing his mistakes are mistakes to begin with.
See--here we see what would have been one good comic strip expanded into two bad ones. In a normal situation, Muir might actually have become a decent comic strip artist, actually (I'm not saying he definitely would have, or that he would have been anything but adequate, mind you)--but because he lives in a bubble that rewards him for keeping to the talking points, he limps along, never realizing his mistakes are mistakes to begin with.
If It Didn't Come Of As So Creepy...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no reply at all.
I have to admit--that is close to a clever cartoon. But only--close.
I have to admit--that is close to a clever cartoon. But only--close.
The Beat Goes On.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not amused.
On the one hand, it's dull as hell. On the other--it's not as actively painful as the average Day by Day.
On the one hand, it's dull as hell. On the other--it's not as actively painful as the average Day by Day.
The Dems--Cruising Toward Electoral Defeat in 08!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we build it for you--cheap!
The funniest part is Muir thinks he has the Democrats pegged, when in fact he has no idea at all what they are thinking. Or how politics work.
The funniest part is Muir thinks he has the Democrats pegged, when in fact he has no idea at all what they are thinking. Or how politics work.
BAH! HUMBUG!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I hear it in the wind.
"Right-wingers are the real people! Well, the one's who really matter, anyway! Anything that disagrees with them is just--wrong!"
"Right-wingers are the real people! Well, the one's who really matter, anyway! Anything that disagrees with them is just--wrong!"
"HA! We Win!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're not doing it for me, Jerry.
Heh! Newspapers are dying out! Pfft. They deserve it. We have crazy wingnuts to give us news now!
Heh! Newspapers are dying out! Pfft. They deserve it. We have crazy wingnuts to give us news now!
How Dare He Criticize Our Glorious War!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all roads lead to Rome. Except for the roads in Rome, of course. They lead out of it.
Complaining about a war losing any clear goals, becoming an expensive drain on our purse and our citizens? That's just whining!
Complaining about a war losing any clear goals, becoming an expensive drain on our purse and our citizens? That's just whining!
"I Is SOOOO Brave!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all eyes on Eric!
"If they were real patriots they would depict soldiers as loving the war, and use fictional depictions of them to bash their opponents!"
"If they were real patriots they would depict soldiers as loving the war, and use fictional depictions of them to bash their opponents!"
What Morons! What Dunces!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a giant cat.
Liberals! So deluded! They can't see we're winning!
Liberals! So deluded! They can't see we're winning!
The Eternal Majority Speaks!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're not getting through to you, are we?
"Ha ha ha! Stupid Democrats! Don't they realize that America loves us and our warmongering ways?"
"Ha ha ha! Stupid Democrats! Don't they realize that America loves us and our warmongering ways?"
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
So Much Stupid. So Few Panels.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because can we have kippers for breakfast?
Sure, Muir. You really gave a flying fuck about the NEA. At least, until it became another way to whine about Obama.
Sure, Muir. You really gave a flying fuck about the NEA. At least, until it became another way to whine about Obama.
I'm Looking At It, Fatso...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because killer on the road!
They laugh. They play. They have fun. They make us want to kill them.
They laugh. They play. They have fun. They make us want to kill them.
"Nuclear Armageddon. Pffft."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because cripes!
"We'll beat the crap out of them. As soon as we've taken care of Iraq. Which is NOT A QUAGMIRE! STOP SAYING THAT!"
"We'll beat the crap out of them. As soon as we've taken care of Iraq. Which is NOT A QUAGMIRE! STOP SAYING THAT!"
"Ha! What Feebs!"
It's All Our Yesterdays and All Our Yesterdays! Because one more is needed.
Yep. Stupid Dems. They've lost, we've won. All there is to it.
Yep. Stupid Dems. They've lost, we've won. All there is to it.
POSTSCRIPT--Ahhh. A sentiment Muir tossed about quite a bit in these happier times. Well, happier for him.
AND AGAIN! NOOOOOO!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fear is the mind-killer.
*shudders*
Maybe--maybe that'll be the last one for awhile...
*shudders*
Maybe--maybe that'll be the last one for awhile...
NOOOOO!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you want to play?
It's back! The inhumanly twisted neck! It's back!
It's back! The inhumanly twisted neck! It's back!
Say What?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Screwy Squirrel.
Conservatives would never--make a mistake? Or do a rude tactless gesture of dislike? Cause I got news for you, Muir...
Conservatives would never--make a mistake? Or do a rude tactless gesture of dislike? Cause I got news for you, Muir...
"See? SEE?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not alone.
"And that's why we can't ever tell anybody what we're planning to do. Ever."
"And that's why we can't ever tell anybody what we're planning to do. Ever."
"Umm, Kill The Bad Guys..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hey, Wally!
"Okay--I admit--I do wonder if the White House actually--has a plan. But--I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation..."
"Okay--I admit--I do wonder if the White House actually--has a plan. But--I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation..."
"Next Item On The Agenda--Bomb Cambodia!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'd like 100 Hawaian pizzas.
"You Democrats. Alvays mit za ztab in za back! ALVAYS! Ve are trying to create a reich that vill rule for vun-touzand YEARS!"
"You Democrats. Alvays mit za ztab in za back! ALVAYS! Ve are trying to create a reich that vill rule for vun-touzand YEARS!"
A More Accurate Analogy.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because is this gravy, or mustard?
"B-but, Dad--y-you said that I-I would be a p-pussy if we didn't go. A-and you threatened to h-hit me..."
*SMAK*
"Shut your mouth, baby! I'm the big one, so I'm in charge! You do what I say! GOT IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER?!"
"B-but, Dad--y-you said that I-I would be a p-pussy if we didn't go. A-and you threatened to h-hit me..."
*SMAK*
"Shut your mouth, baby! I'm the big one, so I'm in charge! You do what I say! GOT IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER?!"
Yeah. Just Like The Moon Landing. Only With Corpses.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because turn, turn, turn.
"I mean WMDs? When did we ever talk about Iraq having WMDs?"
"I mean WMDs? When did we ever talk about Iraq having WMDs?"
I Mean It! That Looks More Like Freaking Frankenstein!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not wearing any pants!
Yeah. Dems. So pathetic.
Come on 2006...
Yeah. Dems. So pathetic.
Come on 2006...
"Aren't I A Card?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hello--CRIMESTOPPERS!
Ha ha! That woman is old! And dressed funny! Ha ha!
Ha ha! That woman is old! And dressed funny! Ha ha!
The Long Hard Thing.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the sky is falling.
Funny, how the media isn't evil when it's feeding Muir's armchair warrior fantasies, eh?
Funny, how the media isn't evil when it's feeding Muir's armchair warrior fantasies, eh?
You Mean His Yell. The Speech--Ohh, Never Mind.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because come to our clambake!
Wow. Mocking something that happened over a year ago. How cutting.
Wow. Mocking something that happened over a year ago. How cutting.
"How Can I Go On?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because look upon me, ye mighty, and despair!
"If I can't prove how macho I am by being better at pretending to kill things than a woman, my life has no value!"
"If I can't prove how macho I am by being better at pretending to kill things than a woman, my life has no value!"
Where The Hell Did He Come From?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Horace the Horse is back--and this time, it's personal.
I mean it! Zed just teleported into that last panel!
I mean it! Zed just teleported into that last panel!
Playing The Game--Genghis Khan Style!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fishslapping dance!
Yes, I know it's from Conan the Barbarian, but the movie got it from Genghis Khan.
Yes, I know it's from Conan the Barbarian, but the movie got it from Genghis Khan.
Is That Wrong?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because razzles are candy AND gum. Which is the same thing as candy.
I'd like to see Mystery Business(tm) to explode with the cast in it. Who's with me?
I'd like to see Mystery Business(tm) to explode with the cast in it. Who's with me?
Always Ready To Sink To A Lower Depth.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because anchor's away.
Well, at least he's acknowledging that Damon's a white man pretending to be a black man, in a Freudian sort of way.
Oy...
Well, at least he's acknowledging that Damon's a white man pretending to be a black man, in a Freudian sort of way.
Oy...
Snort. Dems. So Pathetic.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the clown is coming for you...
Jeez. Don't they realize we won?
Four years later...
How dare they act like THEY won!
Jeez. Don't they realize we won?
Four years later...
How dare they act like THEY won!
More Of This...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Daaaave?
Ahh, yes. Another shout out to some Right Wing internet personality. Woo.
Ahh, yes. Another shout out to some Right Wing internet personality. Woo.
Monday, September 21, 2009
John McCain Was The Answer!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because no way out. No way out...
Riiiight. That's how it happened. It was a conspiracy. Sure.
Riiiight. That's how it happened. It was a conspiracy. Sure.
Reality Got You Down?
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because his movies were under-rated.
Are you a right-winger? Does the fact that your side lost an election and is rapidly degenerating into a freak show got you down? Try the Serum!
The Serum! Magnify setbacks into defeats! See lunatics as saviors! See your opponents as demons! The Serum! Because reality is not our friend...
Are you a right-winger? Does the fact that your side lost an election and is rapidly degenerating into a freak show got you down? Try the Serum!
The Serum! Magnify setbacks into defeats! See lunatics as saviors! See your opponents as demons! The Serum! Because reality is not our friend...
Little Bunny Fool Fool!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tin roof. Rusted.
...
I considered saying 'a literal comic strip' but decided against it.
...
I considered saying 'a literal comic strip' but decided against it.
"We're Right Wing Propaganda And Proud Of It!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's not the way you do your hair.
...
...
...
You know--sometimes, I barely have to say a thing...
...
...
...
You know--sometimes, I barely have to say a thing...
Or You Could Ask Strom Thurmond.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the flowers in the spring, tra-la-la.
Yeah. Dixiecrats. Byrd. Right. LBJ and the Civil Rights Act? Never happened. So remember--who's the real racist, hmmmm?
Yeah. Dixiecrats. Byrd. Right. LBJ and the Civil Rights Act? Never happened. So remember--who's the real racist, hmmmm?
UN Bad! Etc.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because old fish, new fish.
So once again, the UN can't do anything right...
So once again, the UN can't do anything right...
"Couldn't They Have Gotten Cheney To Speak?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wheel's on fire.
"How dare they! They have an obligation to ONLY let people I like talk!"
"How dare they! They have an obligation to ONLY let people I like talk!"
Muir--Master Of Terrible Office Humor!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you cannot resist me!
This reads like a D-Grade Dilbert. And Dilbert's a C-Grade comic strip to begin with.
This reads like a D-Grade Dilbert. And Dilbert's a C-Grade comic strip to begin with.
The Way Things Are! Muir Style!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ampersand.
So. Libs are evil fascists. And Ward Churchill rules over them all. Got it.
So. Libs are evil fascists. And Ward Churchill rules over them all. Got it.
Of Course, He Was Our Buddy Then...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all along the watchtower.
Yeah. No way that Saddam's trial can go bad. No way at all...
Yeah. No way that Saddam's trial can go bad. No way at all...
"Hmmm--And What Do You Think Of When I Say "Towering Inferno", Sam?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chunder thunder going under!
So--whatever the hell they do at Mystery Business(tm) takes 'parts'...?
That really narrows it downs...
So--whatever the hell they do at Mystery Business(tm) takes 'parts'...?
That really narrows it downs...
Requiem For A Hack.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the drifter did escape.
This was cooler when it was a Bill Watterson strip.
This was cooler when it was a Bill Watterson strip.
"IT'S ALL FINE! STOP SHOUTING!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I-I-I!
"See?! Everything is going perfectly! PERFECTLY! DON'T STARE AT ME WITH YOUR ACCUSING EYES! WE HAVE NOT FAILED! WE ARE NEVER WRONG! NEVERRRR!!!"
"See?! Everything is going perfectly! PERFECTLY! DON'T STARE AT ME WITH YOUR ACCUSING EYES! WE HAVE NOT FAILED! WE ARE NEVER WRONG! NEVERRRR!!!"
He Has To Be Conservative! He's Cool!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wave the little flag around!
So, Klaatu--the alien from the original The Day The Earth Stands Still, who wanted us to stop making nukes--is a conservative--oh, I'm sorry libertarian blogger.
The worst part is I love that movie.
So, Klaatu--the alien from the original The Day The Earth Stands Still, who wanted us to stop making nukes--is a conservative--oh, I'm sorry libertarian blogger.
The worst part is I love that movie.
"Oooh! Oooh! I Should Have Drawn Him In A Skirt!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lava.
Ahh. Muir insulting Mike Wallace. Kind of like David Duke insulting Martin Luther King...
Ahh. Muir insulting Mike Wallace. Kind of like David Duke insulting Martin Luther King...
GAHHH! THE CREEPY NECK THING RETURNS!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sandoz!
Well, now we know he recycles older drawings of the cast from time to time...
Well, now we know he recycles older drawings of the cast from time to time...
"I Wanted To Catch Scurvy!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we all know who that was, don't we?
I find the cast's efforts to pretend they're human less and less credible as time goes on. And given they weren't credible to begin with, that's saying something.
I find the cast's efforts to pretend they're human less and less credible as time goes on. And given they weren't credible to begin with, that's saying something.
How Can You Criticize Perfection?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because look out! CARP!
"Snort. Libs! So hopeless! We're well on our way to eternal rule! Death and despair to those who oppose us!"
"Snort. Libs! So hopeless! We're well on our way to eternal rule! Death and despair to those who oppose us!"
It's Kind Of Like A Burlesque Show. Minus The Dignity.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because snausages!
"Yeah. Zed is old. Now enjoy my drawing of Sam--in a bikini! Hooha!"
"Yeah. Zed is old. Now enjoy my drawing of Sam--in a bikini! Hooha!"
Muir--The Antithesis Of Wit.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because then we danced to the sound of the clams!
"I may not know much about this issue--but I do know that the UN is evil. G'night folks! God Bless! USA! USA!"
"I may not know much about this issue--but I do know that the UN is evil. G'night folks! God Bless! USA! USA!"
Chris Muir--The Dead Horse Beater!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's a way to win!
...Muir's humor, the gift that keeps on giving. Like gonorrhea.
...Muir's humor, the gift that keeps on giving. Like gonorrhea.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where are we, Iris?
Yes, pity the... heeeheeeheee... poor hetero.... HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA... white male... HOOOOO.... all alone with no one... Oh, Christ, I can't do this!
On the good side, it's nice to see a funny strip. On the bad side it's not funny in the way Muir thought it would be funny.
Yes, pity the... heeeheeeheee... poor hetero.... HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA... white male... HOOOOO.... all alone with no one... Oh, Christ, I can't do this!
On the good side, it's nice to see a funny strip. On the bad side it's not funny in the way Muir thought it would be funny.
Chris Muir's Gnostic Universe
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Yost is the big guy!
"Things are going swimingly! SWIMINGLY! All who say otherwise are FOOLS! I am one of the few who see the TRUTH!"
"Things are going swimingly! SWIMINGLY! All who say otherwise are FOOLS! I am one of the few who see the TRUTH!"
Ahh, Miers. *Chuckle*
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the chains are here!
I'd say Muir's ability as a prognosticator is--decidedly sub-par...
I'd say Muir's ability as a prognosticator is--decidedly sub-par...
"I Have To Beat My Chest! Otherwise, The Other Males Might Tear Me Limb From Limb!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because FLAMINGO!
Yeah. We're supposed to chuckle at this I guess. Damon's eternal efforts to prove that he's a manly, manly man, man.
Yeah. We're supposed to chuckle at this I guess. Damon's eternal efforts to prove that he's a manly, manly man, man.
"And I'll Go As A Glock 17!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's this giant weasel, see...?
...
Muir really doesn't know the difference between 'cute' and 'creepy', does he?
...
Muir really doesn't know the difference between 'cute' and 'creepy', does he?
"Hey, How About We Sell His Kidneys Online?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hands across America!
...
Will everyone join me in a hearty shout of "Bears"?
...
Will everyone join me in a hearty shout of "Bears"?
"Have You Learned Your Lesson Now, Slave?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fresh dates!
So Sam was just messing with Zed to make a point. And the point was that she's an asshole.
So Sam was just messing with Zed to make a point. And the point was that she's an asshole.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
"Steiner's Assault Was An Order!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that's rockin' a little harder.
"Yeah! They're quivering in fear! Everything is failing! IT IS! IT REALLY IS! WE'RE WINNING DAMN IT! NUUUUURSE! I NEED MORE SERUM! I HAVE TO STAY ON THE SQUARE PLANET!"
"Yeah! They're quivering in fear! Everything is failing! IT IS! IT REALLY IS! WE'RE WINNING DAMN IT! NUUUUURSE! I NEED MORE SERUM! I HAVE TO STAY ON THE SQUARE PLANET!"
And The World Is Safe. For NOW!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are through the looking glass.
Okay. I think the idea is Sam is just being you know--a Day By Day cast member.
Okay. I think the idea is Sam is just being you know--a Day By Day cast member.
Zed--A Moderate? HA HA HA!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chickorey!
Well, the evil ones have spawned. Terrific. Another generation of creepy sociopaths. Weee...
Well, the evil ones have spawned. Terrific. Another generation of creepy sociopaths. Weee...
"Again, How DARE They!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Angel's Game.
"Damn it, the Liberal Media really is going overboard in reporting the massive failure of our ideology! It really steams my beans!"
"Damn it, the Liberal Media really is going overboard in reporting the massive failure of our ideology! It really steams my beans!"
Take That, CBS!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because overtime.
It's interesting to note that the "-gate" suffix has gone from noting significant scandals for those in power involving violations of civil rights to minor kerfluffles that the Right considers scandalous--usually involving acts against established power.
It's interesting to note that the "-gate" suffix has gone from noting significant scandals for those in power involving violations of civil rights to minor kerfluffles that the Right considers scandalous--usually involving acts against established power.
"Get A Haircut, You Elderly Hippie!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because beware the grouse.
"'Cause all us young guys know that war is cool and peace is for suckers!"
"'Cause all us young guys know that war is cool and peace is for suckers!"
Ugh.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because foggy mountain breakdown.
I mean it. So much ugh, on so many levels.
I mean it. So much ugh, on so many levels.
An Argument So Devious In Its Subtlety...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whoooooop!
"See, that means she's a liar! It has to! STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
"See, that means she's a liar! It has to! STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
"What Is This 'Hug'?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're in trouble now, buster.
I think this is supposed to be an "Awwww!" moment.
I think this is supposed to be an "Awwww!" moment.
Yeah. Sure They Are.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Attaboy!
Imagine. People who think that government is innately corrupt--are corrupt when they control government. What a shock.
Imagine. People who think that government is innately corrupt--are corrupt when they control government. What a shock.
Wha...?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no--no--NO!
Aside from "Evolution is a biological concept, moron?"
Sometimes, it's kind of hard to get Muir's point...
Aside from "Evolution is a biological concept, moron?"
Sometimes, it's kind of hard to get Muir's point...
"But--Louis Farrakhan!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because string--the answer to all of life's problems.
"Well, the important thing is, it's all really the same, and so we should all shut up, and--IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!"
"Well, the important thing is, it's all really the same, and so we should all shut up, and--IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!"
And They Found The Body In A Compost Heap.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the bird with crystal plumage.
It was only a matter of time. Sam and Zed are exactly alike, which means they're both unbearable.
It was only a matter of time. Sam and Zed are exactly alike, which means they're both unbearable.
"That Rabbit Was The Defining Aspect Of His Presidency!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Xerxes worshiped a tree once.
I suppose the whole--'Habitat for Humanity' thing doesn't count for anything, eh?
I suppose the whole--'Habitat for Humanity' thing doesn't count for anything, eh?
"I Say, How Dare They!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fiddle.
"Yeah, if the media had just done it's job, people would have seen that Clinton was evil incarnate and he would have been impeached! And now, they're not doing their job, and people are getting the idea that Bush isn't so great! It's unfair!"
"Yeah, if the media had just done it's job, people would have seen that Clinton was evil incarnate and he would have been impeached! And now, they're not doing their job, and people are getting the idea that Bush isn't so great! It's unfair!"
"Stop Trying To Bludgeon Me With Your Compassion!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's this path, see...
What the hell were they talking about that produced Damon's awkward, stilted monologue? That's what I want to know.
What the hell were they talking about that produced Damon's awkward, stilted monologue? That's what I want to know.
"Just Wait. He'll Turn Things Around."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hit him on the head!
"Okay, the flyover is a bit stupid. I admit it. Still not our fault, though."
"Okay, the flyover is a bit stupid. I admit it. Still not our fault, though."
"I Don't Traffic With The Illuminati!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Toad of Toad Hall.
"Admit it! I am the bearer of secret knowledge--you are the slave of LIES!"
"Admit it! I am the bearer of secret knowledge--you are the slave of LIES!"
"Remember When We Shut Down the Recount? Good Times, Good Times..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's wolves!
"I mean aside from the victims of our belief that government can't do anything that isn't a war, so why bother--what do they hope to find?"
"I mean aside from the victims of our belief that government can't do anything that isn't a war, so why bother--what do they hope to find?"
"How DARE They!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when Cotton comes to Harlem.
"This is clearly a bigger issue than the people who've died through government misfeasance!"
"This is clearly a bigger issue than the people who've died through government misfeasance!"
"Pfft. Like They Know What They're Talking About!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we stand united under glass.
"Those foolish libs! Don't they see that this is the ultimate vindication of Right wing, libertarian government techniques? Because... Okay, give me a minute here..."
"Those foolish libs! Don't they see that this is the ultimate vindication of Right wing, libertarian government techniques? Because... Okay, give me a minute here..."
"They Were In Charge of FEMA?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because GIANT FIST OF DOOM!
"So see--there's plenty of blame to go around, which means that Bush is blameless, which means we must never talk of this again!"
"So see--there's plenty of blame to go around, which means that Bush is blameless, which means we must never talk of this again!"
"He Should Sit Back, And Let People Die!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because slide-whistle.
Sean Penn went and personally rescued Katrina victims.
Muir thinks this proves what a worthless scumbag Penn is.
Discuss.
Sean Penn went and personally rescued Katrina victims.
Muir thinks this proves what a worthless scumbag Penn is.
Discuss.
"Not Our Fault! Never Our Fault!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all around the mulberry bush.
"Oh, you. Acting like Republican policies have some sort of--responsibility for this. Responsibility is for non-Republicians."
"Oh, you. Acting like Republican policies have some sort of--responsibility for this. Responsibility is for non-Republicians."
"Not Our Fault! Not Our Fault!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because thump.
"I mean--it's not like a Democratic President had turned FEMA into a model of efficiency before Bush turned into a model of poor government! Not at all! They have nothing--NOTHING--to base their criticism on!"
"I mean--it's not like a Democratic President had turned FEMA into a model of efficiency before Bush turned into a model of poor government! Not at all! They have nothing--NOTHING--to base their criticism on!"
"Ha! It Sounds Sort of Like Something Another Character Says!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's GOOOD!
And then in a few weeks, it'll be back to insisting that personal attacks are wrong.
And then in a few weeks, it'll be back to insisting that personal attacks are wrong.
"Only Selfish Elitists Feel The Government Has Responsibilities!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because then came Bronson.
No, Muir, the point of the article was that hurricane disasters provide a clear picture of something that requires government assistance to be dealt with effectively. Not--the bizarre straw version you've assembled...
No, Muir, the point of the article was that hurricane disasters provide a clear picture of something that requires government assistance to be dealt with effectively. Not--the bizarre straw version you've assembled...
Project: Not Out Fault Commences.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sand in my shoes...
"At least, that's what I assume they're doing. 'Cause they're all commie cowards, and stuff."
"At least, that's what I assume they're doing. 'Cause they're all commie cowards, and stuff."
Dear God, He Thinks He's Being Clever.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because that's a good squid.
Ahh. Iraq and Katrina. Two great tastes that go great together.
Ahh. Iraq and Katrina. Two great tastes that go great together.
"They'll Be Fine, Honey!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because shipments of tripe!
"So don't worry. I've no doubt this catastrophic disaster will prove as easy to overcome as resistance in Iraq!"
"So don't worry. I've no doubt this catastrophic disaster will prove as easy to overcome as resistance in Iraq!"
Friday, September 18, 2009
Yeah. Right.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there are little men in the walls.
...Ever see a dog go after car after car after car, always convinced it was going to catch one?
...Ever see a dog go after car after car after car, always convinced it was going to catch one?
Well, The Alcoholism And The Critical Scorn Weren't A Picnic...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a lobotomized worker is a happy worker.
I have to admit--weak joke about modern art aside, there is a certain pleasure in seeing Zed covered in birdshit.
I have to admit--weak joke about modern art aside, there is a certain pleasure in seeing Zed covered in birdshit.
Why Do They Even Bother?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because kablammo!
HA! Just give it up, libs! You're finished! No way you're regaining Congress next year! NO WAY!
HA! Just give it up, libs! You're finished! No way you're regaining Congress next year! NO WAY!
The Most Important News Of The Day!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sithalkngoautgbaonboajebgoa. Decipher the code and win a prize!
"How dare he express complex views! They must be false! Mine, in contrast, are relentlessly simple! And therefore true!"
Postscript--Katrina has just hit New Orleans. Let's see how long it takes Muir to notice...
"How dare he express complex views! They must be false! Mine, in contrast, are relentlessly simple! And therefore true!"
Postscript--Katrina has just hit New Orleans. Let's see how long it takes Muir to notice...
"We've Got A Silent Majority On Our Side!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where is Buffalo?
"Really! Everyone knows they're not telling it as it is! Because they're traitorous! We're winning! WINNNING! All reports to the contrary our LIES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Really! Everyone knows they're not telling it as it is! Because they're traitorous! We're winning! WINNNING! All reports to the contrary our LIES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HooHA!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wheels keep on turning round.
And Muir demonstrates his usual grasp of subtlety by insisting that this is a binary choice, where you're either a manly man or a wimp.
And Muir demonstrates his usual grasp of subtlety by insisting that this is a binary choice, where you're either a manly man or a wimp.
"We Slayed 'Em At The Windsor!"
It's All Our Yesterdays and All Our Yesterdays! Because their deadly mission: to crack the forbidden island of Han!
So, a fascinating, revolutionary concept in conservation--and Muir uses it to make another 'Zed is old' joke.
*sigh*
So, a fascinating, revolutionary concept in conservation--and Muir uses it to make another 'Zed is old' joke.
*sigh*
POSTSCRIPT--One I missed, the usual "isn't Damon such a lovable creep" stuff. Joy.
Don't Sass Talk Us, Buster!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fear the fist!
"Yeah! It's character assassination to say the Right uses character assassination and to call us arrogant and amoral when we act arrogant and amoral! Don't you libs get it? We're beyond reproach! We are perfect and good, simply because we're us! So get used to it, because this is our country now, and it will be forever and ever!"
"Yeah! It's character assassination to say the Right uses character assassination and to call us arrogant and amoral when we act arrogant and amoral! Don't you libs get it? We're beyond reproach! We are perfect and good, simply because we're us! So get used to it, because this is our country now, and it will be forever and ever!"
"And That Means Bad Things Aren't Happening!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because NOOOOO!
Was this before--or after--it was discovered that many of those 'progress reports' were identical?
Was this before--or after--it was discovered that many of those 'progress reports' were identical?
"Good To Know My Deal With The Powers Of Darkness Is Working Out, Turd Blossom."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because life is passing you by.
You know, a disturbing facet of Muir's portrayal of Rove is that he seems to quietly approve of the concept of an all-powerful propaganda minister with a mystical ability to turn his opponents into fools.
But we're the fascists, of course.
You know, a disturbing facet of Muir's portrayal of Rove is that he seems to quietly approve of the concept of an all-powerful propaganda minister with a mystical ability to turn his opponents into fools.
But we're the fascists, of course.
"Take That, MSM!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're not really here.
Of course. The media's lack of interest in a minor, complicated scandal involving a fairly marginal radio station is a sign of mindless bias.
Of course. The media's lack of interest in a minor, complicated scandal involving a fairly marginal radio station is a sign of mindless bias.
"Those Decadent Weaklings! Ahh, There's My Triple Fudge Sundae..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because TOTCHA!
Right. Sending young men and women out to die for dubious causes--patriotism. Protesting--exploitation.
Right. Sending young men and women out to die for dubious causes--patriotism. Protesting--exploitation.
Why Worry?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are out of options! PULL THE LEVER!
Yeah good one. It's clear the Republicans are just going to run America forever now, so we can afford to lay back and joke about things. No way the Democrats are going to regain power. Uh uh. I mean, can you imagine Hillary as President? Or--hey, let's get really wacky--this "Barack Obama" character?
Yeah good one. It's clear the Republicans are just going to run America forever now, so we can afford to lay back and joke about things. No way the Democrats are going to regain power. Uh uh. I mean, can you imagine Hillary as President? Or--hey, let's get really wacky--this "Barack Obama" character?
Also With Him--Hoffa's Body!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are riding high on LIFE!
"So just forget about him! We got Saddam, who was the real supervillain. Got it? That's our story and we're sticking to it!"
"So just forget about him! We got Saddam, who was the real supervillain. Got it? That's our story and we're sticking to it!"
Us Not Get Your New Ways!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we live in interesting times.
Remember that scene in 2001? The ape-people by the waterhole?
Remember that scene in 2001? The ape-people by the waterhole?
So It Was You! Not Us!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because book 'em, Dano.
Great to see Muir walking the walk when comes to taking responsibility.
Great to see Muir walking the walk when comes to taking responsibility.
My New Buddies!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wrap your hands around my velvet rims.
Apparently CNN isn't so bad after all. At least, not until they air that program.
Mind you, this completely understandable.
Apparently CNN isn't so bad after all. At least, not until they air that program.
Mind you, this completely understandable.
Return of the Snark!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we see through time!
Apparently, Sam thinks Zed is looking at porn. In the office.
Apparently, Sam thinks Zed is looking at porn. In the office.
A Simple Observation.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because how much does an ant weigh?
You know, a part of me is bothered about speaking up in a strip where Muir shows he's a human being--but it's interesting that Muir is able to suffer these things and not gain any sympathy for other people in similar situations...
You know, a part of me is bothered about speaking up in a strip where Muir shows he's a human being--but it's interesting that Muir is able to suffer these things and not gain any sympathy for other people in similar situations...
"That's Right! They Hate Chidren!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because flippbart...
It was actually a loan, which was repaid. But as we all know, Muir is not big on facts, just general outlines...
It was actually a loan, which was repaid. But as we all know, Muir is not big on facts, just general outlines...
How DARE She!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hell followed with him.
"Don't they understand that we're special snowflakes in touch with higher truths?"
"Don't they understand that we're special snowflakes in touch with higher truths?"
It's A Conspiracy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because good gravy!
Right. This couldn't be because Air America was--you know--fairly insignificant at this point...
Right. This couldn't be because Air America was--you know--fairly insignificant at this point...
So Even He Admits There Are A Lot Of Hurricanes.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where are you hiding, dear? I have a present for you! Something shiny!
"And when I talk about 'facts', I mean the ones that I make up in my head!"
Postscript--Hurricane jokes. In 2005. August 2005.
Sometimes, the irony in time-travelling just isn't that funny.
"And when I talk about 'facts', I mean the ones that I make up in my head!"
Postscript--Hurricane jokes. In 2005. August 2005.
Sometimes, the irony in time-travelling just isn't that funny.
Pain And Suffering.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we didn't find him until April.
So, basically, conservative bloggers are hateful balls of spite who view misery and suffering as a time to make catty jokes. Straight from the horse's mouth, folks.
So, basically, conservative bloggers are hateful balls of spite who view misery and suffering as a time to make catty jokes. Straight from the horse's mouth, folks.
Stay Classy, Muir.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it has to be somewhere. Did you look under the bed?
So, a shout-out to an obscure blogger, and a bit of homosexual panic. Nice. Real nice.
So, a shout-out to an obscure blogger, and a bit of homosexual panic. Nice. Real nice.
Muir Neither Forgives Nor Forgets. Or Even Understands What He's Talking About In The First Place.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it tastes just like honey.
Of course, Muir. That's the only thing of note that Berger has ever done.
Of course, Muir. That's the only thing of note that Berger has ever done.
Zed Doesn't Get It Either, But To Be Fair, Neither Does Sam.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I got a case of the mean reds.
...Especially when your office is entirely staffed by autistic sociopaths.
...Especially when your office is entirely staffed by autistic sociopaths.
Damon Doesn't Get Things.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because like a pilgrim, spying a far shore.
...
And that is why you should never invite an autistic sociopath into your house.
...
And that is why you should never invite an autistic sociopath into your house.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Maybe He's Just--Incapable Of Understanding Facts...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bombadil!
Muir's in full 'bet everything on a pair of deuces' mode again, I notice. *sigh* When will he ever learn...?
Muir's in full 'bet everything on a pair of deuces' mode again, I notice. *sigh* When will he ever learn...?
That Poor, Poor Girl.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because put some pepper on it!
Well, if she has a fetish for middle-aged blowhards with the IQ of dryer lint, I suppose she is in for a lifetime of disappointment...
Well, if she has a fetish for middle-aged blowhards with the IQ of dryer lint, I suppose she is in for a lifetime of disappointment...
"See! Clearly She Doesn't Know What She's Talking About!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Willy Wonka-man.
Muir apparently learned how to phrase an argument by "How To Lose" School. Which is probably why he only fights straw men.
Muir apparently learned how to phrase an argument by "How To Lose" School. Which is probably why he only fights straw men.
"Oooh, Damon! You're So... Patronizing!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you hear me now?
Apparently, Jan is turned on by Damon's constant condescension. Well, whatever floats her straw person boat.
Apparently, Jan is turned on by Damon's constant condescension. Well, whatever floats her straw person boat.
The Other Miraculous Invalid.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because something is happening, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?
Yeah. The news industry is always just about to die. And yet somehow, years later, it's still here.
Yeah. The news industry is always just about to die. And yet somehow, years later, it's still here.
Still Hepped On Goofballs.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not involved.
I see he's been temporarily humbled. Won't last, of course.
I see he's been temporarily humbled. Won't last, of course.
Why You Should Check Things...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I thought I was Dale.
Wonder if Muir's learned a lesson here.
I kid, I kid. Of course he hasn't.
Wonder if Muir's learned a lesson here.
I kid, I kid. Of course he hasn't.
You Evil Fuck.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because somewhere you can hear
Yeah. "Implied threat." Right. But hey, it's Ted Kennedy! He drowned someone once! Obviously on purpose!
Yeah. "Implied threat." Right. But hey, it's Ted Kennedy! He drowned someone once! Obviously on purpose!
Your Dissent Will Not Be Tolerated!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all we could see was our own deaths.
Yeah! Take that, Private Citizen! USA! USA!
Yeah! Take that, Private Citizen! USA! USA!
It's A Good Thing He's Dead.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because and lo, I looked and I saw!
Don't you love white Republicans who bring up Martin Luther King to show that they're not racist?
Don't you love white Republicans who bring up Martin Luther King to show that they're not racist?
Ohhhhh, You!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in Black Diamond Bay!
"Ha ha! Don't you libs realize that plausible small conspiracies based on reasonable assumptions are always false, but implausible large conspiracies based on insane hunches are always right?"
"Ha ha! Don't you libs realize that plausible small conspiracies based on reasonable assumptions are always false, but implausible large conspiracies based on insane hunches are always right?"
"They're Biased Against Our Lies! Those Arrogant Fools!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're not out of taffy--YET!
"I mean come on. Can't they just repeat what the Master tells them?"
"I mean come on. Can't they just repeat what the Master tells them?"
Logic, Muir Style!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fail-safe!
"Clearly, her first-hand account is no more accurate than this blogger's second-hand account based on his conversations with one individual."
"Clearly, her first-hand account is no more accurate than this blogger's second-hand account based on his conversations with one individual."
Muir Just Doesn't Get It, Does He?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's no rest for the wicked.
"It's like they see our continued insistence that others sacrifice their lives in questionable wars we support as bad or something."
"It's like they see our continued insistence that others sacrifice their lives in questionable wars we support as bad or something."
Like Flies To Wanton Boys...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because riding--with death!
Of course. If we weren't fighting in Iraq--why all the terrorists over there will come here! Isn't it obvious? That's why we're doing this!
WMDS? What are those? Start talking sense!
Of course. If we weren't fighting in Iraq--why all the terrorists over there will come here! Isn't it obvious? That's why we're doing this!
WMDS? What are those? Start talking sense!
'Not Like It's Anything Serious..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in cars...
So Muir's way of handling a massive embarrassment to his worldview is to essentially ignore it.
No surprises here.
So Muir's way of handling a massive embarrassment to his worldview is to essentially ignore it.
No surprises here.
A Glorious Success!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because golden years...
"I mean it, Karl! I'm the bestest President that ever was, and everyone is going to love me! So we can all do whatever we want!"
"I mean it, Karl! I'm the bestest President that ever was, and everyone is going to love me! So we can all do whatever we want!"
"Ha! They Are Clearly Deluded!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because giant TOADS!
"Don't they realize that if we simply kill all our enemies, we'll always win and live in peace and security forever, with unicorns and rainbows?"
"Don't they realize that if we simply kill all our enemies, we'll always win and live in peace and security forever, with unicorns and rainbows?"
Forced Metaphor Theatre Presents...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a case of existential dread.
"You ever get the feeling you were in a lousy comic straining to achieve political relevance?"
"You ever get the feeling you were in a lousy comic straining to achieve political relevance?"
Supressing Urge To Vomit...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we know that you're lying, Sam.
...
This really is all kinds of creepy.
...
This really is all kinds of creepy.
Rue Britannia.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's many a slip from cup to the lip.
Terrorist tragedies and patriotic holidays. Muir's big excuses for phoning it in.
Terrorist tragedies and patriotic holidays. Muir's big excuses for phoning it in.
"And Both Of Them Are In The Employ Of The Saucer People!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I just don't know where to begin.
"Oh, only the Right's massive paranoia, and obsession with images instead of actual service."
"Oh, only the Right's massive paranoia, and obsession with images instead of actual service."
"Don't She Know She's Got Magic Powers?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because down came the rain.
"Just yanking your chain, moron. Okay, so you apparently think we can overturn a Supreme Court decision--somehow. Right? And you think I'm the one who doesn't know what's in the Constitution. Right?"
"Just yanking your chain, moron. Okay, so you apparently think we can overturn a Supreme Court decision--somehow. Right? And you think I'm the one who doesn't know what's in the Constitution. Right?"
"Choke On THAT, Libs!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the rats--the rats in the wall!
Wow. A bald eagle and a flag. Three times. That sure proves how... patriotic he is. Yep.
I'm sorry. The camp value here is just... amazing.
Wow. A bald eagle and a flag. Three times. That sure proves how... patriotic he is. Yep.
I'm sorry. The camp value here is just... amazing.
"I Mean--She's Jewish, After All..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's Captain Wacky!
"Vhy, vhy do you keep say za vord 'failure' vhen you deescuss our bee-ew-ta-ful var? Can you not zee eets GLORY?"
"Vhy, vhy do you keep say za vord 'failure' vhen you deescuss our bee-ew-ta-ful var? Can you not zee eets GLORY?"
Two Cells Trying To Merge...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are NOT amused.
...
The unrelieved, undifferentiated blackness of Zed and Sam's clothed bodies pressed against each other will haunt my nightmares until my dying day.
...
The unrelieved, undifferentiated blackness of Zed and Sam's clothed bodies pressed against each other will haunt my nightmares until my dying day.
Wha... Is That Supposed To Be Nobel Prize Winner, Jimmy Carter? Really?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because they fight all night about dad's private secretary.
Well, actually, Ahmadinejad isn't one of the hostage takers--a few of the hostages just thought he might be, but hey it's a chance to mock Carter for not bombing the shit out of Iran, or illegally selling them weapons...
Well, actually, Ahmadinejad isn't one of the hostage takers--a few of the hostages just thought he might be, but hey it's a chance to mock Carter for not bombing the shit out of Iran, or illegally selling them weapons...
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Excuse Me While I Bang My Head Against The Wall.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we're on fire!
Yeah! That's showing them! 'Cause who's the real racist? Ehh?
Yeah! That's showing them! 'Cause who's the real racist? Ehh?
Uhhh... Yeah... 'Bout That...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because two riders were approaching--the wind began to howl...
Muir doesn't seem to realize that they have to pay you when they do this stuff...
Muir doesn't seem to realize that they have to pay you when they do this stuff...
YESSS!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're on Candid Camera.
Karma's a bitch, eh, Damon?
And I know he's fictional, and knowing Muir, he'll get a million dollars, but let me enjoy this moment.
Karma's a bitch, eh, Damon?
And I know he's fictional, and knowing Muir, he'll get a million dollars, but let me enjoy this moment.
HEAVY IRONY IN PRODUCTION! WEAR GOGGLES!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're on Candid Microphone.
Four years later:
"But it's true! Health care is going to let Obama turn us into slave labor! I have a chart!"
Four years later:
"But it's true! Health care is going to let Obama turn us into slave labor! I have a chart!"
So--He Wants To Kill Them?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because how doth the little crocodile...
...
Yeah. Muir really doesn't think about things, does he?
...
Yeah. Muir really doesn't think about things, does he?
The Doctor Is Out! HA! Get It!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the end of the affair.
We all just know that Dean is puddling around ineffectually--not preparing to usher in Democratic control of the legislative branch next year! Because Dems are all comical and ineffectual!
We all just know that Dean is puddling around ineffectually--not preparing to usher in Democratic control of the legislative branch next year! Because Dems are all comical and ineffectual!
...Wow.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's no place like home.
So Muir just described himself, perfectly, and thought he was describing the Left. That's just... creepy.
So Muir just described himself, perfectly, and thought he was describing the Left. That's just... creepy.
Ha Ha.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're at peace and I must hide.
Boy, those Dems, eh? No wonder the Republicans are heading for their permanent majority...
Boy, those Dems, eh? No wonder the Republicans are heading for their permanent majority...
"Silly Libs! We Are The In-Charge Guys!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do the hustle! *Doo doo da doo*
Or it could be frustration at Bush's ability to violate the Constitution at will. I know. Crazy thought.
Or it could be frustration at Bush's ability to violate the Constitution at will. I know. Crazy thought.
So, They All Deserve IT!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Internationale unites the human race.
"So if we beat the shit out of a few hundred innocent guys with our illegal detention system--well, it's no big deal, okay? The Founding Fathers would understand."
"So if we beat the shit out of a few hundred innocent guys with our illegal detention system--well, it's no big deal, okay? The Founding Fathers would understand."
"Do You Assume That We Like Assitant Tormenting?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Suzy, you're a broad.
"See--we're not killing them, so we're not like the Nazis. So go give him his food. Then piss on it. Then beat the shit out of him."
"See--we're not killing them, so we're not like the Nazis. So go give him his food. Then piss on it. Then beat the shit out of him."
Right. Sure.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the human body is 90% water.
...
Boy, I can't wait for this awful Gitmo shit to end.
I mean that in every possible way.
...
Boy, I can't wait for this awful Gitmo shit to end.
I mean that in every possible way.
"*Sniff* Will Nobody Think Of The Interrogators? *Sniff*"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because superchief!
Of course, it could be that Amnesty International knows it can't make Al'Qaeda listen to it, but knows that the US might. And it could be that critics feel that Gitmo shits on the fundamental ideals of this nation.
And it could be that Muir is a vile, self-righteous shitbag.
Of course, it could be that Amnesty International knows it can't make Al'Qaeda listen to it, but knows that the US might. And it could be that critics feel that Gitmo shits on the fundamental ideals of this nation.
And it could be that Muir is a vile, self-righteous shitbag.
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